NFA/FNBF 2017

[Brandon]

So which wedding do y'all think will get higher ratings? Jessica and Man Candy, or EC3 and Tiffany? 🌚

[Brandon]

    This week, Friday Night Bitch Fight kicks off with tag team action, and Jason and Seth Rollins are nearly booed out of the arena. Their opponents are The New Day, and during their entrance, Tom Phillips refers to a series of clips that leaked last weekend, of Jason and Seth Rollins, and even one with their opponents tonight: Big E! Corey Graves notes that Big E's dance will never be the same, while Byron Saxton suggests that Jason and Seth weren't hacked at all, but leaked the videos themselves to torment Chad Gable. Graves agrees that ironically, Gable probably felt even more cucked by the clips than Seth did filming them. Before the match, The New Day are up to their usual antics, trying to shill their ice cream to the BP Universe, but Rollins attacks them in the middle of their product placement, and the match gets underway. Eventually, Jason is tagged in, and the longtime fan favorite shows off his newfound mean streak by putting Big E away with the Raindrop; straddling him in a suggestive pin that's reminiscent of their sex tape. The referee raises their hands in victory, but Jason hits Kofi Kingston with a Sunset Kick from out of nowhere as he's checking on Big E, and Rollins lays waste to Xavier Woods when he tries to defend his friends. As Rollins puts the finishing touches on Xavier's beat down, Jason unwraps one of The New Day's ice cream bars and licks it suggestively. He tosses it aside as Rollins approaches, and the two are finna engage in another slutty make out session when American Alpha's theme hits. "Why? Why him?!" Chad Gable demands on the verge of tears. Laughing, Jason takes a mic and begins to explain. He let's Gable in on a little secret: which is that he's been cheating on him for a while now. He says that every night Gable hit up his phone, he was hoping it'd be a booty call, or a dick pic, but it was always a clingy goodnight text, or telling him he couldn't wait to see him tomorrow. "It was disgusting!" Jason shivers. He says that eventually he grew bored and downloaded Grindr, which is when he got hit up by a headless torso that he instantly recognized. At this, he turns to Seth and smirks. Jason says that after that nude Tiffany leaked a while back, he'd been wanting to take Rollins for a test drive himself. And boy, did he! Jason rubs salt in the wound by telling Gable that every night he sent him some mushy text message that he didn't reply to until the next morning, it wasn't because he was sleeping, it was because voice-to-text had a little trouble understanding him with his mouth full. He also tells Chad that he could have been the one hitting it, but he honestly thinks Gable already has a life partner in Jason Jordan, because those two are wayyyyy too obsessed with one another. Which was fine in the beginning, since he only started hanging with them because he thought he could convince them to spit roast him, but after a while, he just found it uncomfortable and weird. Jason wraps his diatribe up by saying that Gable is nice, but Rollins gives him what he needs. "Every inch." he finishes, winking at Seth. Rollins' smug expression sets Gable off, and he goes to attack him, but Jason clubs him from behind. Rollins holds Gable's arms behind his back and pulls him to his feet, allowing Jason to stomp him in the gut while they verbally abuse him, but suddenly, the crowd cheers, alerting them to the stage, and they drop Gable and dive out of the ring as a returning Jason Jordan slides into it! Jason and Rollins retreat up the ramp while Jordan checks on Gable, and physically, he's fine, but his heart is understandably broken after having it ripped out and stomped on by Jason.

    After that, we cut to the back and see a shot of Ethan Carter III's dressing room. We can hear loud music and raucous yelling coming from inside, and Corey Graves notes that EC3 was granted the night off from in-ring competition in order to have a bachelor party. On that note, the door opens and the music gets louder, and EC3 stumbles out, swigging from a champagne bottle. Behind him, we Robbie E, Briley Pierce, Rockstar Spud, Tyrus, Jessie Godderz, DJ Z, actor Steve Cardenas, and one of our road agents, Tommy Dreamer, with drinks in their hands. His hair is a mess, and his shirt has been unbuttoned, and there are a couple of lipstick prints on his chest and collar. He's trying to take a breather, but before he can get too far, a few manicured hands reach through the doorway and pull him back inside, and all of his friends cheer as the door gets slammed shut.

    Next up, our new Cruiserweight Champion, Noam Dar, and his girlfriend, Alicia Fox, make their way down to the ring for mixed tag team action, where they await their opponents. We cut to the back, and Tony Nese is talking to Mandy Rose, explaining to her that he needs a tag partner. "Uh . . . I don't really feel like getting sweaty." Mandy tells him, giving Nese a once over and slinking off. Tony looks around, clearly frustrated and out of options, when he spots Ariane Andrew standing near the interview area. "You and me. Mixed tag match. Let's go." he tells her, stomping over and grabbing her by her wrist. Ariane squeals for someone to help her and tries to pull away, but Tony yanks her towards guerrilla and onto the stage. Nese pushes Ariane in front of him and points her to the ring. Reluctantly, Ariane listens, taking her place on the ring apron. Nese is threatening her not to mess this up for him as the official calls for the bell, and Noam attacks him from behind and the match gets underway. Dar drapes Nese's arm over his neck in pre-suplex position - stopping to blow a kiss to Alicia Fox - before trying to yank Nese up by a handful of tights. Noam only manages to wedge Tony's trunks high between the premeire athlete's cheeks, because Nese counters it into a suplex of his own. At this point, Tony tries to tag out to Ariane, but the interviewer emphatically shakes her head, telling him no. She's in a dress and heels, for God's sake! With Nese once again distracted, Noam picks up the win by putting him away with a running gamengiri; and briefly celebrates his victory with Alicia Fox before leaving the ring. Back inside of it, Tony comes to and looks to Ariane, demanding an explanation. Looking him up and down, she raises an eyebrow and rolls her eyes at him. "Boy, bye!" she says, putting her hand in his face and turning away. She begins to descend the steel steps to head to the back, but Tony grabs her by her hair and pulls her into the ring! The audience boos and Ariane is screaming, clearly terrified as Tony points his finger in her face, telling her he warned her not to mess this up for him. He's just about to make her pay for his losses when Shane McMahon's theme hits. The General Manager advises Nese that he wouldn't do that if he were him, but if he wants to fight someone, allow him to introduce the latest addition to the Cruiserweight division. Cedric Alexander's theme hits, and FNBF's newest signee sprints to the ring. Tony drops Ariane and turns his attention to Cedric, but Cedric ducks his clothesline attempt, laying Nese out with the Lumbar Check. With Tony sprawled out on the mat, Cedric makes sure that Ariane is okay, before celebrating his debut with the BP Universe.

    They may not have won the Universal Championship last week, but The Miz and Maryse still have a movie to promote, and that's exactly what they did when they appeared on The Wendy Williams Show earlier today. Or, tried to do, anyways. Wendy humored them by allowing them to plug Tomb Invader (Available next week!) at the start of the interview, but quickly moved on to juicer matters - like Ethan Carter III and Tiffany's wedding. Wendy tries to press the couple for details, like what kind of dress Tiffany's going to wear, what kind of food they'll be serving, and where they're honeymooning, until finally The Miz rips his mic off and storms off set, with Maryse shooting Wendy a nasty look and following him. The Miz can be heard shouting at his agent from off-stage, while Wendy shoots a GIF-worthy look into the camera.

    This segues us into Miz TV, and The Miz and Maryse are already in the ring. They introduce us to their guest, Nikki Bella, but when they ask the Women's Champion how she feels heading into her title match next week, she's interrupted by her opponent: Charlotte Flair. Charlotte informs Nikki that she may be the champion, but Charlotte's the queen, and next week she's taking what belongs to her - the Women's Championship. Nikki says that's funny, because the last time she checked, the title was hers. Charlotte chuckles to herself, saying that Nikki shouldn't be too proud a champion, because when she wins the title next week, it wont be because her boyfriend pulled some strings for her backstage; it'll be because she's better. Nikki also laughs at this, and stands up from her seat to start preaching. Nikki says that that's ironic coming from Charlotte, because while Nikki may have been afforded certain privileges thanks to her boyfriend, Charlotte wouldn't even be here if it weren't for her dad. Nikki says that she got here all on her own, which is more than Charlotte can say, and she busted her ass to get this far, and the Women's Championship represents all of that hard work, so if Charlotte thinks she's taking it from her next week, she's got another thing coming. Charlotte counters this by saying Nikki will be lucky if the title is all she takes from her. Charlotte says that it's obvious to everyone that Nikki's barely hanging on. She can't even make it through a match anymore without her neck bothering her. Between them, The Miz and Maryse casually turn to one another and concur. Charlotte warns Nikki not to be stupid next week, because one way or another, she's walking out with the Women's Championship, but it'd be a real shame if she had to end Nikki's career in order to do so, but make no mistake, she will. At this, The Miz interjects himself and steps between them. "I have a feeling you're gonna deserve this after next week, so I'm gonna go ahead and give it to you now." he tells Nikki, and Maryse presents her with a The Miz Participation Award. Nikki rolls her eyes and begins to admonish the couple, but Charlotte strikes from out of nowhere with a big boot, knocking Nikki out of her snapback. The Miz and Maryse laugh in amazement while Charlotte stands over Nikki with her arms outstretched like the queen she believes herself to be. Together The Miz, Maryse and Charlotte leave the ring; the couple still sharing a laugh, while Nikki grimaces in pain, once again rubbing the back of her neck.

    Next up, it's time for Dana Brooke versus Carmella, and Burke and James Ellsworth are in their respective corners. Dana dominates the match due to her obvious strength advantage, but when she tries to put Carmella away with a Samoan driver, Carmella wriggles free and hits a Superkick. She goes for the cover, but Burke jumps onto the ring apron to distract the referee. The official orders Burke to get down, but he's already bought Dana enough time to recover, and James Ellsworth stomps over to get in Burke's face. "Aha!" Burke laughs at Ellsworth's threats, pie-facing him to the floor. The audience laughs, and Dana advances on a distracted Carmella, but Carmella sees her coming and hits a drop toe-hold, before rolling through and locking in the Code of Silence. Burke is visibly panicked as Dana reaches for the ropes, but he thinks quickly (That's a first.), and hurries over to the timekeeper. Back in the ring, Carmella hears the bell indicating the end of the match and releases the hold, raising her arms in victory. "No!" the referee waves his arms, much to her confusion. He's trying to explain to her that Dana didn't tap, but Dana rolls her up and he counts the one-two-three. Dana immediately slides out of the ring and into Burke's arms, and he spins her around and thrusts her hand in the air, while Carmella looks around like she can't believe they got away with cheating again. James Ellsworth rejoins her in the ring, still selling being pushed down by Burke, while Dana yanks Burke closer by his scarf and the couple share a victory kiss on the stage.

    Backstage, we see Tiffany admiring her reflection in a mirror. She's rocking a nude/natural makeup look, and the camera pulls back to reveal her sitting in the makeup area, trying out different looks for her wedding next week. "I think this is the one." she excitedly tells the makeup artist, who smiles at her and puts some things aside. Suddenly, Ethan Carter III steps into frame, and Tiffany is surprised to see him. "Baaabe! I thought you were at your bachelor party." Tiffany says, not wanting to spoil the surprise of him seeing her next week. "Don't you like the strippers I hired for you?" she asks, smirking coyly. "Eh, they're all right, but . . . I was missing you." he smiles, and Tiffany blushes. "Actually, I need to talk to you anyways." Tiffany segues, taking his much bigger hand in both of hers. She sighs before continuing. "I was gonna wait until the wedding got closer, but since it's next week." she says, pausing to flash him an excited smile. "I wanted to talk about a pre-nup." she says. Before he can say anything, she begins to explain. "I just would be really offended if your family wanted me to sign one because you know how much I love you and I-" but before she can, he lets her know there's no need. "Pre-nup?" EC3 asks, furrowing his brow. "Pssh. We don't need one of those." Relieved, Tiffany smiles again. "Really?" she asks, totally swooning for him. "Yeah. We literally don't need one. My family doesn't have any money." he shrugs. Tiffany's smile doesn't falter, but she laughs nervously. "Huh?" she asks through gritted teeth. "Babe. You know my family's business tanked." he tells her, referring to his aunt Dixie's company. ". . . oh." Tiffany realizes, blinking several times. "So . . . we're not gonna inherit a fortune and be super, gross rich when they die?" she asks him, hoping that somehow, he'll still say yes. "No," EC3 laughs. "But we don't need more money than we'd ever know what to do with." he tells her. "Not as long as we've got each other." With that, EC3 leans down and kisses Tiffany's forehead, smiling at her one last time before heading off to return to his bachelor party. As he leaves, Tiffany is staring off catatonically, but then her brown eyes roll back and she slides out of the makeup chair, fainting onto the concrete floor. "Oh my God!" the makeup artists gasps, kneeling down to check on her. "Are you okay?" he asks, but Tiffany remains unresponsive as he fans her.

    Our main event is up next, and we cut to another area in the back, where Kevin Owens is pounding a trash can with a cardboard cutout of Brandon strapped to it with a kendo stick until it caves in, and then he stomps out of frame to guerrilla, ready to do that irl. We then cut to a shot of Brandon stretching in a different part of the arena. He stands up straight and pulls his shorts out of his ass with a snap, and struts to guerrilla as we fade to commercial on a shot of his butt.

    After an ad for The Beginning of the End, coming to you live this Sunday on the BP Network, we return to find Kevin Owens already in the ring with his kendo stick, chomping at the bit to use it on Brandon. After a beat, the blonde's theme hits to applause, and Brandon steps out on stage. As soon as Owens sees him, he rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp. Brandon stops halfway down it and glares at Owens. He takes his snapback off and throws it to the ground, before charging at Owens and Thesz pressing him on the ramp! The two punch each other as they roll down the ramp, but Brandon gets the better of the situation and ends up on top. Pulling Owens to his feet, Brandon throws him into the steel steps, and the sound is thunderous. Brandon takes a moment to rip his merch t-shirt off to whistles before wrapping it around Kevin's neck and choking him with it! Brandon throws him into the ring and kneels down to pull an array of weapons out from under it, like a fire extinguisher, a trash can, and a baking sheet, throwing them into the ring. Owens reaches out of the ring and grabs Brandon by his hair, but the blonde pulls a stop sign out and nails him with it! Brandon picks up the kendo stick KO brought to the ring and slides in after him. Owens is climbing to his feet, but Brandon lights him up with kendo stick shots, before holding it horizontally and driving him into a corner, where he falls to his butt. Turning around, Brandon wiggles his ass in Owens' direction, signaling the Asstastic, but as he backs up, Owens' grabs the fire extinguisher and sprays it at Brandon's backside! Owens flapjacks Brandon onto the top rope as he's stumbling around, and with the blonde hanging there, Owens picks up the kendo sticks and strikes Brandon's hamstrings repeatedly. As the blonde writhes on the mat in pain, Owens rolls out of the ring and yanks the chair Lilian Garcia is sitting on right out from under her and rolls back into the ring. He body slams Brandon onto it, then attempts to hit a somersault leg drop, but Brandon rolls out of the way, and Owens' tailbone crashes against the steel. As he's sitting there in pain, Brandon smashes the baking sheet against his face - leaving an indent of it. The two men continue to beat the hell out of each other. Owens scoop slam piledrives Brandon onto the trash can, and Brandon reverses a pop-up powerbomb into a hurricanrana, but when Owens picks Brandon up in a fireman's carry and spins him around, Brandon wriggles free and lands on his feet behind him. With Owens exactly where he wants him, Brandon slowly licks his palm and rears back, slapping Owens so hard on his ass it sounds like a Superkick. Owens is knocked off his feet and Brandon covers him, and the audience counts along as the ref counts to three. Brandon staggers to his feet after the hard fought victory, and the official raises his hand before Brandon rolls out of the ring and celebrates his big return with the fans to close our show.

[Burke]

Jesus, Astro is such a slut. Who knew he had it in him. Every time I thought he went too far he would say something even worse in the next sentence.

Thank God Maryse and Wendy didn't actually come to blows. That's a fight that I imagine being vicious as fuck.

What a lame Ellsworth is when he's getting bullied by me. I should've stole his lunch money while I was it. What smart strategy I used in that match. I could have a future as a manager.

Poor Tiffany. No shade though, but why is she so surprised? Did she think TNA was raking in millions??

And that main event. I can't believe you literally beat him with an ass slap. How can he ever show his face again after this?

Mar 24, 2017 3:49:15 GMT -5 Brandon said:

So which wedding do y'all think will get higher ratings? Jessica and Man Candy, or EC3 and Tiffany? 🌚

If you were still GM you'd probably be out there bribing Nielsen people as we speak to make sure it's your shows.

[Jayzero]

The fans are such haters. Any one of them would've made the same damn choice had they been in Jason's shoes and they know it.

lol @ you tiptoeing around Xavier. Seth really needs to change his passwords. Cucking is becoming a pastime in the BP Universe. Jason's pin tho JASON'S PROMO THO

Those BETTER have been Tiffany's manicured hands! Then again, they're Republican, so boys will be boys I guess. Grab 'em, Ethan.

Clearly Ariane has never played the early SmackDown games. Wrestling in a dress and heels is perfectly viable. Was Tony Nese really about to hit a woman?! We're the furthest thing from PG and it's only 3 segments in.

Wendy Williams is so messy.

I'm just picturing all of Miz and Maryse's faces during that MizTV segment. Once again you've done a better job at writing them as heels, and now acknowledging Nikki's relationship while still making her sympathetic. Tbh her owning up to the fact that she gets benefits from dating Cena makes her more likable than denying it and pretending she got there completely on her own. We all seen your first run, girl. Check your privilege. (Sorry, I got sidetracked lol)

It's cute Burke finally has someone he can play big bad man against. Don't get used to that tho. lol @ Ellsworth selling the shove. Not a scarf tho..

lmao poor Tiffany. This wedding just got even more interesting. Her make-up is gonna be dripping with beads of sweat the whole time, if she even shows up. Don't worry bout that money tho, girl, he's still got that million dollar body.

Mar 24, 2017 12:06:47 GMT -5 Brandon said:

Our main event is up next, and we cut to another area in the back, where Kevin Owens is pounding a trash can with a cardboard cutout of Brandon strapped to it with a kendo stick until it caves in, and then he stomps out of frame to guerrilla, ready to do that irl.

This show has been so wild I envisioned this incorrectly at first and thought his obsession with you had reached another level, until I realized you were going for more of a Victoria/Trish thing.

Not you with the Rikishi pre-match cam.

I can see that stop sign spot being made into a gif and being used on a message board whenever their version of Gavin/Burke posts something stupid. Oh my god, not to get sidetracked again, but what if in the NFA/FNBF Universe, there's a message board with a small group of people writing fan fiction using all of us and inserting themselves into the show??? And we take all of our ideas from them. Fict-ception!

Lol, best Asstastic counter ever. Shades of Friday the 13th with that cookie sheet. I think the most humiliating thing out of all of this for Owens was him losing the feud to a slap on the ass lol. I see Brandon hasn't missed a step after all that time wearing a suit. What ring rust?

[Burke]

Mar 24, 2017 14:54:36 GMT -5 Jayzero said:

Oh my god, not to get sidetracked again, but what if in the NFA/FNBF Universe, there's a message board with a small group of people writing fan fiction using all of us and inserting themselves into the show??? And we take all of our ideas from them. Fict-ception!

King Tarry would be a huge internet favourite right now.

[Mutant Couch]

This is definitely going to end with Cesaro and Wolfgang marrying each other and dumping me off somewhere, isn't it? Buying some bunnies right now.


Tiffany needs to sue him for emotional distress and take 80% of his future earnings.

[Brandon]

Jason's new theme btw:

[Tarry]

Jason is so mean, I didn't know he had it in him. By the sound of it though, Seth knew he had it in him, am I right?

EC3 has the strangest group of friends. Only on NFA would you find a former Power Ranger hanging out with an ECW Alumni.

I knew you talked about his rear end a lot, but I didn't know how much of an ass Tony Nese was until that segment.

Not Wendy Williams 💀

That Miz TV segment was brilliant, I can't wait until Nikki and Charlotte go toe-to-toe for the championship.

Burke is clearly overcompensating for something with all this bullying of poor Ellsworth. 

Oh my god, I can't believe EC3 is broke! I'm sure Tiffany isn't really interested in his money though, I'm confident that true love will prevail. But girl, get yourself a prenup to protect the assets you gained from selling BP to Batista.

That main event was an instant classic, and was the perfect way for Brandon to return to in-ring action. I wonder what's next for the Master of the Asstastic?

[Tarry]

Welcome to NFA: The Beginning of The End! Matt Striker and Nigel McGuinness run down tonight's card and then send it over to Melissa Santos in the ring. Zack Sabre Jr. makes his way to the ring first, receiving a pop from the NFA Universe. His opponent is Mr. PPV himself, Rob Van Dam, who gets an enormous pop from the crowd. He may be 46, but there's no denying that he's still just as popular as ever. The bell rings and the two men shake hands. RVD makes a rare mistake by trying to out-wrestle ZSJ, who takes control of the match with various holds. He tries to lock in an armbar early, but Van Dam fights out and makes it back to his feet. They have a momentary stand off as the fans applaud their performances thus far. Sabre Jr. shoots for a takedown, but RVD grabs the ropes and shimmies his way out of the grasp of Zack, following it up with a thrust kick to the chest. Van Dam goes up top and nails the Split-Legged Moonsault for a 2 count. Zack grabs RVD and locks him in the Guillotine Choke. Van Dam looks ready to tap, but he's determined not to. He somehow finds the strength to lift Zack Sabre Jr. off of the mat and throw him over his shoulders, driving him to the mat with a bridging Suplex. The referee counts the fall as ZSJ is unable to kick out. After the match, RVD helps Zack to his feet. Van Dam gestures with his fingers that Sabre Jr. was "this close" to beating him. He raises Zack's arm as the two men receive a standing ovation. Sabre Jr. leaves the ring, giving RVD time to celebrate, but Van Dam is interrupted by the sight of the White Rabbit on the titantron, "The White Rabbit will take you to a higher plane of existence! ... This Wednesday."

Catrina leads The Procession of Mil Muertes and The Disciples of Death to the ring. The stage is engulfed in flames as Kane makes his way out with Paige in his corner. The bell rings and the two monsters unload on each other. Kane grabs Mil around the throat, attempting a Chokeslam, but Muertes fights out and drops Kane with the Flatliner for the impressive quick win. Paige enters the ring after the match to tend to her uncle, but she finds herself surrounded by The Procession. Catrina has a microphone, "Paige, your time has finally come, but if you join us, you'll be spared." Paige looks down at Kane's unconscious body, and then back at Catrina. Paige looks hopeless and begins to bow to Catrina, but she's interrupted by a familiar gong. The lights go out, and when they come back on The Undertaker is standing between Catrina and Paige. Kane sits up and stands alongside his brother. The Brothers of Destruction clear house of The Procession except Catrina who manages to escape their wrath. The Family of Destruction stand tall as The Procession retreat.

The Team Zero unit of Roderick Strong, Drew Galloway and Pentagon Jr. make their way to the ring for the NFA Tag Team Championship match. The referee tries to send Pentagon to the back, but Pentagon straight up refuses and the referee has no choice but to let him stay. The music of the champions hit the speakers and the crowd goes crazy! The NFA Tag Team Champions Man Candy make their way to the ring with their fiancée Jessica by their side. The referee starts the match and Team Zero immediately ambush Cesaro & Wolfgang. Drew throws Cesaro out of the ring, then he and Strong turn their attention to Wolfgang. They hit a double Brainbuster on Wolfgang before the referee finally gets Galloway out of the ring. Strong continues his attack on Wolfgang, delivering stiff offence to the Australian Adonis. Wolfgang tries to crawl towards Cesaro, but he's dragged back into the centre of the ring. Roderick hits a Back Suplex on Wolfgang and tags in Drew. Drew enters the ring and Team Zero prepare to double team Wolfgang once again. Wolfgang gets free of the attack and connects with a Double Boomerang Clothesline out of nowhere. Wolfgang drops to the mat and crawls towards Cesaro, but Pentagon Jr. slides in the ring armed with a kendo stick, blocking his path. Wolfgang gets back to his feet as Cesaro sneakily enters the ring behind Pentagon. Man Candy attempt a Man Candy Sandwich on Pentagon Jr., but he looks at the titantron and sees Cesaro coming. Pentagon dives out of the way, and Man Candy collide with each other. Drew Galloway recovers and plants Wolfgang with the Future Shock DDT to win the NFA Tag Team Championships for Team Zero. Galloway, Strong and Pentagon Jr. head to the back as Man Candy recover in the ring. Jessica enters the ring and berates Man Candy for embarrassing her. She removes her engagement rings and tosses them at Cesaro & Wolfgang.

Jayzero makes his way to the ringside area for this with a NFA physician. They take a seat and prepare to watch the next match. Jack Swagger makes his way to the ring to boos from the NFA Universe. He shakes Jayzero's hand and enters the ring. His opponent Lashley limps to the ring to a mixed reaction. The bell rings and Swagger immediately chop blocks Lashley. He stomps on his ankle as the referee tries to pull him away. Swagger shoves the referee down and exits the ring. He lifts the apron and grabs a lead pipe from under the ring. Jack Swagger repeatedly strikes Lashley's ankle with the pipe as the sound of metal on bone rings out in the arena. The referee calls for the bell and awards Lashley the match by DQ. After the match, Swagger grabs Lashley's ankle and applies the Patriot Lock as Lashley repeatedly taps on the mat. Jayzero and the physician enter the ring as Swagger releases the hold. The physician drops to the mat and examines Lashley's ankle. He turns to Jayzero and gives him a thumbs up. "Congratulations, Jack!" Jayzero says on the mic, "You broke his ankle! Welcome aboard!"

It's announced before our next match that the Board of Directors have banned Sable from ringside. Emma makes her way to the ring alone as the NFA Universe boos her. Out next is the NFA Women's Intercontinental Champion Bayley, who receives a huge ovation from the NFA Universe here tonight. The bell rings and Emma tries to get the jump on Bayley, but Bayley counters the attack and plants her with the Bayley-to-Belly. Bayley makes the cover, but Emma just manages to kick out. Emma rolls out of the ring for a breather, but Bayley follows her. Bayley grabs Emma by the hair, but Emma elbows Bayley in the ribs and throws her into the barricade. Emma rolls into the ring and back out to break the count. She stomps away on Bayley, she then gets her back onto her feet and whips her into the steel steps. Emma grabs Bayley and rolls her into the ring to make the cover. Bayley kicks out and Emma is shocked! Emma applies the Emma Lock looking for the win, but Bayley gets a Hulk Hogan-like second wind and crawls to the ropes. Bayley kips up and hits a hard clothesline on Emma. Bayley sets up for a second Bayley-to-Belly, but she's distracted when Sable makes her way out onto the stage with a brown envelope and a microphone in hand, "Bayley, you naughty girl, you'll never guess what I have in this envelope!" Sable exclaims as Bayley looks on confused. Security try to remove Sable from the stage, but she's not moving an inch, "I'm banned from ringside, not from the stage. Get a life!" Sable opens the envelope and starts waving around the contents, "I have your nudes, Bayley!" Bayley blushes, looking absolutely mortified, as the camera zooms in to show the clearly photoshopped pictures. The distraction allows Emma to attack Bayley from behind, applying the Emma Lock once again for the submission victory. Emma celebrates with the NFA Women's Intercontinental Championship as Bayley's tears flow.

"Jessica, we're sorry," Wolfgang says as he and Cesaro are on their knees in Man Candy's dressing room, pleading for Jessica to forgive them. "We made a silly mistake, but we promise to win the belts back when we get our rematch," Cesaro continues. Jessica slides her rings back on her finger, "Don't let me down again, or the wedding will be off for good." Cesaro and Wolfgang jump to their feet and they give Jessica a Man Candy sandwich. "Did I hear wedding talk in here?" the camera pans to the door to reveal Brad Maddox, "How is the wedding planning going? Have you got everything figured out?" "We're getting there," Jessica snaps, giving Maddox a look of disgust. "Well, if you need anyone to film the wedding night, I'm your man!" Man Candy are ready to pounce on Brad Maddox when Summer Rae enters the room, "Brad, there you are! Jayzero will see you now." Summer leads the way as Brad follows her, turning to wink and smirk at Man Candy and Jessica.

An aerial shot of the grounds of House Hardy show the scale of the labyrinth surrounding it. Inside the house, King Tarry is seated on his throne as his loyal subjects, and the reluctant Hardy family (including Señor Benjamin and Vanguard 1) all chant, "All hail King Tarry! All hail King Tarry!" "It's like music to my ears!" King Tarry declares, looking over to the grandfather clock, "It's time!" We cut back to outer wall of the labyrinth. A motor is heard running as Broken Matt Hardy pulls into frame on a lawnmower. He dismounts and approaches the labyrinth, he places his hand on the wall, "Just as I thought, this labyrinth has been built in such a way that renders my powers of teleportation OBSOLETE!" Broken Matt Hardy enters the labyrinth, officially beginning his quest to save his family from King Tarry's clutches. Hardy makes his way through the corridors of the maze when he's suddenly attacked from behind. "The Invasion from Britannia!" Broken Matt shouts with delight as his attackers are revealed to be Magnus and Doug Williams dressed as royal guards. Magnus grabs Broken Matt in a Bearhug as Williams prepares to hit a running uppercut. Hardy fights out and pushes Magnus to one side, he then catches Doug in midair and plants him with the Side Effect. He then turns his attention to Magnus, laying him out with the Twist of Hate. Broken Matt dusts himself off and continues his journey through the labyrinth. Back inside House Hardy, "The British Invasion failed, your highness," King Tarry's squire confesses nervously. "Have them taken to the tower immediately! And prepare to send in our next soldier!" King Tarry shouts as he anxiously prepares for Broken Matt Hardy's arrival. In the labyrinth, Broken Matt has made it to the halfway point. "If you think you're going any further than this, I'm afraid I've got some bad news!" Wade Barrett shouts, swinging a ladder at Broken Matt. Hardy ducks the ladder, resulting in Barrett striking the wall of the labyrinth, the impact of which sends painful vibrations down Barrett's fingers, making him drop the ladder. Broken Matt bumps Wade's head off of the wall and then sets the ladder up. He climbs the ladder and calls for his leg drop, but then notices than he can go higher by climbing the labyrinth wall, so he does just that. "Rebecca! Maxel! I'm coming for you!" he shouts as he dives from the wall, dropping the leg across Barrett's throat. We cut to the inside of House Hardy, where King Tarry is getting aggravated by his guard's failures. "I have only one viable choice left," King Tarry as sweat begins to form on his brow, "Unleash him!" Broken Matt Hardy turns the final corner and finds himself stood right in front of House Hardy. However, preventing him from entering is a figure wearing an iron mask and a straight jacket. Broken Matt approaches the figure and removes the mask. "Brother Nero! This is WONDERFUL!" Nero looks at his brother with a blank look on his face, but suddenly he snarls and breaks free from the straight jacket. He lunges at Broken Matt Hardy, and the Hardys begin to brawl in the front yard of House Hardy. Brother Nero sets up for the Twist of Fate, but Matt counters and hits the Twist of Hate. "Come with me, Brother Nero! Help me save our family!" Brother Nero looks up at Broken Matt and shakes his head, he then stands up, pushes Broken Matt away and runs deep into the labyrinth. Broken Matt walks towards House Hardy and opens the door. As soon as he walks in, he's ambushed by the royal guards, who club him relentlessly. King Tarry's mounted guards arrive in the foyer, trampling Broken Matt Hardy. Just when all hope seems to be lost, the front door bursts open and fireworks shoot in, which knocks back the guards and results in the horses running away. "Brother Nero, I knew you'd come!" Broken Matt shouts, relieved to see his brother. Brother Nero helps his brother to his feet, "Go save your family, I've got this covered." "WONDERFUL!" Broken Matt exclaims as he snatches a handful of fireworks and rushes towards King Tarry's throne room. Hardy gets to the door of the throne room where he meets another royal guard. Hardy fumbles with the firework, trying to light it as the guard rushes towards him, but the guard is choked out from behind. As the guard falls to the floor, his attacker is revealed to be Rebecca Hardy! "Rebecca, you look DELIGHTFUL!" He hugs his wife and slips a firework into his hand. They share a knowing glance before kicking open the door of the throne room. They light the fireworks and shoot them at King Tarry. When the smoke clears, King Tarry emerges unharmed, wearing a suit of armour made of wood. "That foolish dilapidated boat of yours saved you on many occasions," King Tarry says smugly, grabbing his sceptre, "I thought it was about time it did something for me!" "Skarsgård, nooooo! I will avenge you, old friend!" King Tarry pushes Rebecca out of his way and strikes Matt with his sceptre, "Bow to me, Hardy! Bow to the King of the Compound!" King Tarry prepares to deliver a fatal blow when he's suddenly stunned in the neck from behind, "Buenas noches!" Señor Benjamin shouts, laughing as King Tarry falls to the ground. Broken Matt, Rebbeca, and Señor Benjamin surround King Tarry and strip him of his Skarsgård armour. Señor Benjamin frees Vanguard 1 from his cage, and he joins the Hardy family, surrounding King Tarry. The King gets to his feet and stumbles towards Rebecca who punches him in the face, he stumbles backwards into Vanguard 1 who zaps King Tarry with a laser. The King drops to one knee and is kicked in the face by Señor Benjamin. King Tarry lays on the floor, looking more broken than Broken Matt himself. Broken Matt grabs King Tarry and drives him with a vicious Twist of Hate. He makes the cover as a referee rushes into the room. "Are you a licensed official?!" Matt asks of the referee, who nods and counts the fall. Brother Nero enters the room with Maxel, who rushes over to his parents, finally reunited after all this time. The Hardy Family celebrate their success by placing Maxel on throne, finally taking his rightful place as King of the Compound, whilst King Tarry escapes the throne room and heads the roof of House Hardy. He climbs into the Royal Helicopter and flies away from House Hardy, "This is not over, Broken Matt Hardy!" he shouts, bloodied from the assault, "You will all pay for this act of TREASON!!"

It's now time for the gauntlet match for the vacant NFA Women's Championship! The woman who drew #1 is revealed to be Natalya. Nattie waits in the ring for entry #2, who is the debuting Mickie James. The bell rings and the two veterans go at it! They stand in the centre of the ring exchanging stiff forearms as neither woman loses their composure. Natalya swings a discus clothesline, but Mickie ducks and follows up with the Mick Kick to eliminate Natalya. Entry #3 is another veteran, Madusa, who rushes to the ring and nails Mickie with a German Suplex. The referee counts, but Mickie kicks out! Madusa attempts another German Suplex, but Mickie counters with a roll-up, getting the quick elimination. Madusa, clearly embarrassed by the quick elimination, retaliates by attacking Mickie from behind. Madusa grabs Mickie and throws her shoulder first into the ring post before she's finally removed from the ring. Entry #4, Jessica, makes her way out next. The referee checks on Mickie and rules her fit to continue. Jessica enters the ring and applies the Couch Recliner, which results in Mickie tapping out. Nikki Cross is entry #5 and she wastes no time going after Jessica. She applies a roman knuckle lock and tries to remove Jessica's engagement rings, but Jessica fights out and hits a beautiful Butterfly Suplex on Cross. Jessica makes the cover, but Nikki kicks out. Jessica goes for the Couch Recliner, but Cross counters into a neckbreaker, which secures the elimination of Jessica. Entry #6 is Eva Marie, who is hesitant to enter the ring. Just as she's about to enter the ring, she's interrupted by the sound of a motorbike. She's looks over her shoulder and sees a woman on a Harley ride past her. The woman removes her helmet and, oh my god, it's Ivelisse! Ivelisse jumps the queue and declares herself entry #6. The Baddest Bitch in the Building fires off on Nikki Cross. The two women exchange stiff blows, with neither woman backing down. Ivelisse hits the ropes and nails a big boot to Nikki. She makes the cover, but Nikki kicks out. Ive applies a single leg Boston Crab, but Cross fights out of it. Both women hit the ropes and nail each other with nasty clotheslines. The referee counts both women down for 10, eliminating them from the match. Eva Marie finally enters the match as entry #7. She poses in the ring to boos until she's interrupted by entry #8, the longest reigning BP Women's Champion in history, Lacey Von Erich! The two women stand face-to-face as the NFA Universe chants, "This is awesome!" Eva questions who Lacey Von Erich is, and she answers that question with a Clawslam! She makes a cover, but the Red Queen kicks out. Lacey sets up for the Tornado Punch, a move made famous by her father, but Eva Marie dodges the attempt and grabs Lacey in a small package to eliminate the BP Legend. All Red Everything is about to meet Straight Fiya, because entry #9 is Becky Lynch! Becky runs to the ring and immediately takes the fight to Eva. Eva tries to escape the ring on multiple occasions, but Becky prevents it every time. A desperate Eva Marie jams her thumb into Becky's eye, finally giving her the advantage in this match. Eva sets up for Sliced Red #2, but Lynch performs an impressive counter and locks in the Dis-Arm-Her for the submission. Entry #10 is Taya, and she arrives with the entire Worldwide Underground by her side. PJ Black and Jack Evans jump on the apron, distracting the referee as Taya enters the ring. Johnny Mundo orders Tiarnán to get in the ring and nail Becky with his finisher. Tiarnán reluctantly agrees and slides in behind the ref's back. However, instead of dropping Becky with the Reverse DDT, he grabs Taya and plants her instead! Tiarnán nods at Becky and quickly exits the ring as a furious Johnny Mundo chases him up the ramp. The referee turns his attention back to the women in the ring as Becky covers Taya for the elimination. Are you ready to feel glow? Because entry #11 is Naomi! Naomi and Becky lock up and exchange a series of impressive manoeuvres. Naomi tries to roll up Becky, but Becky rolls the pin over into the Dis-Arm-Her out of nowhere! Naomi refuses to tap though and fights out. She immediately follows up with the Tequila Sunrise and tries to make Becky submit by constantly wrenching the hold. Becky somehow manages to withstand the pain of the hold and makes it to the bottom hold to cause a break. Becky, now back on her feet, charges towards Naomi,  but Naomi leaps into the air to perform the Rear View. Becky puts on the brakes and grabs Naomi in midair, countering the Rear View into a German Suplex. Naomi goes down hard. Becky makes the cover, but Naomi gets her foot on the bottom rope. Becky calls for the Bex-ploder, but Naomi reverses it and nails a superkick. Both women fall to the mat, with Naomi's arm landing over Becky's chest. The referee counts the fall and announces that Becky Lynch has been eliminated. Things don't look good for Naomi, because Asuka is entry #12. Asuka enters the ring and throws Naomi around like a rag doll. She mounts Naomi and repeatedly strikes her in the face. The referee gives Asuka a warning, but she doesn't listen and continues the assault. The official has no choice but to count to 5, resulting in Asuka being disqualified. Asuka ignores the referee and applies the Asuka Lock as Naomi screams in pain. As this is going on, the final entrant, Alexa Bliss, who earlier tonight drew lucky #13, makes her way to the ring. She enters the ring as Asuka finally releases the hold. Alexa and Asuka smile at each other as Asuka leaves the ring. Alexa kneels beside Naomi and makes the cover, but Naomi kicks out! Alexa is shocked, as is everyone else in the building! Alexa goes up top and comes off with Twisted Bliss, but Naomi rolls out of the way, resulting in Alexa crashing to the mat. Naomi crawls to make the cover, but here comes The Bliss Squad to ruin the party. The surround the ring and look ready to enter it, but suddenly a group of fans wearing Naomi merchandise jump the barricade and fight them off. The Naomob chase The Bliss Squad away as Naomi gets back to her feet and locks in the Tequila Sunrise. Alexa taps out and we have a winner! Naomi is presented with the NFA Women's Championship as the crowd chants, "You deserve it!" The Naomob enter the ring and lift Naomi onto their shoulders, parading her around for all to see as happy tears stream down Naomi's face.

It's now time for our main event! In recent weeks we've seen Finn Bálor get the upperhand over The Man with the help of a steel chair, but this is not a No DQ match, and as announced earlier this evening on the pre-show panel, if Bálor gets disqualified, he'll lose the NFA World Heavyweight Championship. Out first is the challenger who currently possesses a win/loss record of 22-0. The Man makes his way to the ring sporting bruises from Bálor's attack this past Wednesday. He looks ready to kill his opponent. The music hits and we wait for the arrival of Finn Bálor, but just like on Wednesday, he doesn't appear and has instead been replaced by The Demon. Once the formal introductions are over with, The Demon sprints across the ring and nails The Man with a dropkick, sending him back first into the turnbuckle. The Man stumbles into the centre of the ring as The Demon climbs the top rope. He leaps off with a second dropkick, this one knocking The Man off of his feet! The Demon climbs the opposite turnbuckle and comes down hard on The Man with the Coup de Grâce. He makes the cover but The Man kicks out at one! The Demon goes up once again, but he's gone to the well once too often, because The Man catches him with a World's Strongest Slam and just about drives him through the ring. Do we have a new champion? No! The Demon kicks out! The Man scrapes him off of the mat and plants him with a Powerbomb, then a second one, but the third is countered into a Hurricanrana, which The Demon turns into a pin attempt, but he's unable to hold The Man down for more than 2. The Demon tries to lift The Man for 1916, but he's unable to do so. The Demon exits the ring and grabs a chair from ringside. He brings it into the ring and prepares to hit The Man with it, but has second thoughts and throws it to one side. The referee turns his attention to removing the chair from the ring, allowing The Demon to kick The Man between the legs! With The Man weakened he's able to lift him for 1916, planting him hard. He makes the cover but The Man kicks out again! How can The Demon keep The Man down? The Demon goes up top, but to his surprise The Man follows him up there! They exchange blows on the top and The Man looks ready to fall, but suddenly The Man grabs The Demon and drives him to the mat with a Super Burning Hammer for the win. The Man celebrates with his newly won NFA World Heavyweight Championship as The Beginning of The End draws to a conclusion.

[Burke]

Of couse Paige was about to sell her family out until DaddyTaker came to the rescue.

What a career revival for Drew. Everyone wrote him off but look at him now!

Wait, Bayley was embarrassed at first, like she didn't know they were photoshopped. So she must have real nudes out there somewhere. Who's gonna do the digging?

Oh, it just dawned on me that Man Candy's initials are MC. And lord, what business could Jayzero and Brad Maddox be up to?

I don't know where to begin with the Tarry/Hardy match. That was work of art. So you had poor Jeff locked in a cage somewhere all this time?? Skarsgard's untimely death and Señor Benjamin and Vanguard 1 fighting back at the end made me laugh the most.

BP legend Lacey Von Erich's return. I pictured that like Booker T's appearance at the 2011 Royal Rumble when everyone went crazy.

Let's hope this title run for Naomi goes better than her last.

The Man may be the strongest booked person in BP history. Who can stop this motherfucker?

[Tarry]

The Hardy Family beating the shit out of King Tarry:

[Jayzero]

I'm starting to think this whole White Rabbit thing is just promotion for a new drug RVD is pushing. He was just so high he doesn't remember. Shit is that good.

K, I marked out for the Family of Destruction, ngl. Catrina ass better run.

Oh no! Guess there's not going to be a poly-wedding after all. I hope she tossed the wrong ring to the wrong guy. But yes at Drew and Roddy bringing those belts home! They make me so proud, I might cry. Lol @ Penty and the ref.

Damn, Swagger was ruthless as hell. Lashley shoulda stayed quit.

NOT BAYLEY'S NUDES! Who knew that "guy" requesting them was Sable all along? Why has no one ever tried to get past the banned from ringside rule like that before? She smart. She knows all the loopholes after being GM for 6 years.

Oh yay, poly-wedding back on lol. In case you haven't noticed I write these as I read the show. I've only asked Bradley back because NFA needs some new camera men and he's shown some skill in the past.

Not you ACTUALLY turning yourself into King Jareth. lol @ The British Invasion and Wade Barrett returns. Is that Jeff Hardy's NFA debut? Okay, I legit lol'd at the damn boat. And I'm dead @ "Buenas noches!" That was your most over the top segment since I had you playing Bond with the Queen. Take the L tho, Tarry. Leave that methed out family alone lol. Maybe if we're still doing this in 20 years you can feud with Maxel.

Um, excuse me. Who the fuck does Ivelisse think she is? She can't just steal Eva's spot like that. At least run her over first so she's unable to compete. THEN take her spot. Omg, Lacey! lol @ Eva not knowing who she was. Finally Tiarnan, took you long enough, damn. Aww yay, Naomi. I feel the glow.

Omg, a SUPER Burning Hammer?! RIP Finn. That move is deadly enough on the ground. Who on Earth can stop The Man??

Mar 26, 2017 13:08:58 GMT -5 Burke said:

And lord, what business could Jayzero and Brad Maddox be up to?

[Brandon]

Thank God we'll be finding out what the 🐇 is this Wednesday. I was beginning to think we had an Emmalina situation on our hands, and my curiosity couldn't handle that. I really don't know who it could be, though. 🤔

Addams Family teas. I usually groan when WWE books two big guys to wrestle, just because you know Vince and Triple H are probably standing in the back in awe at two out-of-shape behemoths no-selling one another, but Mil Muertes and Kane would actually be a very cool match up. Your fantasy booking on NFA is always on point.

This second wind in Drew Galloway's career feels like when WWE randomly remembers Mark Henry is on the roster and decide to give him a push lol. But honestly, good for him. He's vying for a future Hall of Fame spot.

Poor Lashley. I love how in NFA, we'll absolutely bury a top guy like Bobby Lashley, to put over someone like Jack Swagger lol. But seriously. The board of directors aren't going to say anything??

Nnnnn, Bayley's Photoshopped nudes reminds me of another Photoshopped picture of her I saw recently:



Bayley Bella.

Sable is truly the mistress of mind games. And I cackled at her telling security to get a life. I was actually watching some old NXT stuff the other night and got a renewed interest in Evil Emma, so this title change came at a perfect time.

Brad Maddox offering to film Jessica and Man Candy's wedding night was so clever, omg. I'm so jealous I didn't write that line. I'm not gonna comment on Jessica receiving a "Man Candy sandwich," though.

Whew. What on Earth did I just read? 💀 Not British Invasion and Wade Barrett! Talk about a throwback.

Mar 26, 2017 7:58:33 GMT -5 Tarry said:

"Come with me, Brother Nero! Help me save our family!" Brother Nero looks up at Broken Matt and shakes his head, he then stands up, pushes Broken Matt away and runs deep into the labyrinth.

lmao.

Oh my God. I can't believe you're wearing Skarsgård. That's so fucked up. The Hardy family fighting back and saving Matt reminded me of the end of Beauty and the Beast when the servants chase the villagers away, lol.

Mickie making her in-ring debut by cleaning house. I just had a visual of Jessica's attires being made from the fabric of actual couches, and I can't believe I never thought of that before. Mess at the two rumored homophobes finding themselves in the ring together. Lacey! Eva Marie gon' learn today. Lol, I could picture her face when Becky's music hit. Yasss, T, finally. Drop that Big Bird bitch. That counter of the Rear View into a German Suplex was badass. Nnnn, poor Asuka probably just didn't understand the ref's warnings. Omfg @ the Noamob. The Beyhive has been found DEAD in Houston. That was such an amazing moment.

Me when The Demon went up top and The Man started climbing the turnbuckle after him:



The Beginning of the End was lit as hell. 👏

[Brandon]

Also I updated the title changes that took place since Burke was too lazy to.

[Tarry]

Welcome once again to NFA! Matt Striker and Nigel McGuinness discuss the events of this past Sunday's The Beginning of The End, showing stills of The Man vs. Finn Bálor, the 13 woman gauntlet match, and King Tarry vs. Broken Matt Hardy. Speaking of King Tarry, the town cryer has made his way onto the stage as the trumpet players line the stage. "Hear ye! Hear ye! All rise for the King of the Cruiserweights, His Royal Highness, the NFA Cruiserweight Champion, King Tarry!" King Tarry makes his way to the ring in the royal coach. He steps out of the coach and greets his loyal subjects with a wave, but they grimace at the sight of him, his face covered in cuts and bruises from the beat down he received from the Hardy Family. "Loyal subjects, your King has returned!" he declares, waving his sceptre around, "Tonight I have travelled to the land of NFA with one goal in mind ... Proving to the entire world that I am still the reigning King of the Cruiserweights! So this is an open challenge, if you want a shot at the NFA Cruiserweight Championship, then make your way out here for an audience with your King!" Jayzero's music hits and here comes the GM! "Tarry, you're not defending that title tonight, or ever again for that matter," Jayzero says as the perplexed King waits for the punch line, "I naturally assumed that you had quit NFA and that you and the NFA Cruiserweight Championship wouldn't be returning, so in your absence I got to work creating a new championship to take it's place - the NFA Zero Limits Championship - a championship that lives up to it's name, it has no weight limit, which is lucky for you, because we all know you were never a Cruiserweight to begin with." "How dare you speak to your King like that!" King Tarry exclaims, waving his sceptre in Jayzero's face, "I am a Cruiserweight, and I'll prove it! Bring me the royal scales!" "That won't be necessary. Tonight's main event will be a 10 man battle royal, and the winner of that match was going to be crowned the inaugural NFA Zero Limits Champion, but I feel kinda bad for you, so instead the winner of tonight's match will face you next week, and the winner of that match will be the NFA Zero Limits Champion!" The NFA Universe pops for the major announcement as Jayzero looks pleased with himself, "If I were you, I'd go home and spend the week getting ready for the big match, and please drop this King shit, it's getting old!" Jayzero snatches the NFA Cruiserweight Championship from King Tarry's royal grasp and heads to the back as King Tarry throws a royal tantrum in the ring.

Our first match of the night is a rematch from The Beginning of The End as Man Candy invoke their rematch clause against the new NFA Tag Team Champions Team Zero. Cesaro & Wolfgang are without Jessica tonight, who I'm told is spending some time relaxing in a spa hotel. Drew Galloway and Roderick Strong make their way out flaunting their newly acquired gold. Team Zero jump Man Candy before the bell can ring and beat them up around the ringside area. Galloway and Strong clothesline Wolfgang over the barricade and then throw Cesaro back into the ring. Drew demands that the referee to starts the match, which the intimidated official does. The bell rings to start the match, but it doesn't last long as Strong hits Death by Roderick to retain. Drew grabs a microphone from ringside and decides to share some words with the NFA Universe, "When people return to a company that turned their back on them, they always spout the same old bullshit that they returned for one reason ... the fans. Well I didn't! I returned to NFA because Jayzero promised to revitalise my career! He promised fame, fortune, and championships; I've been here three weeks now and I've already got all three. It sickens me to read comments from fans saying that they're glad I'm back. What a load of shit! I hate the fans! And to prove it, I'm gonna put one of your fan favourites on the shelf!" The Sinister Scot grabs hold of Cesaro as Strong goes up top. They set up for the Spike Piledriver, but just in the nick of time they're interrupted, saving Cesaro from certain injury. "My name is Enzo Amore, and I am a certified G, and a bonafide stud. And you can't teach that! And this right here, this is Big Cass, and he's 7 foot tall, and you can't teach that! BADA BOOM, realest guys in the room!" "How you doing?!" Enzo & Cass stand on the stage as they receive a warm welcome from the NFA Universe. "Yo Braveheart, you hate the fans? I love the fans! I love some fans a little bit too much. How you doing?" "Who the bloody hell are you?" Drew shouts, spit flying out of his mouth. "You heard the introduction, you're not stupid, you know who we are," Enzo replies, "And we know who you are. You're the NFA Tag Team Champions, but not for long, tell 'em why Cass." "Your days as champions are numbered because there's only one word to describe you, and I'm gonna spell it out for ya! S-A-W-F-T! SAWFT!" Enzo & Cass drop their mics, as they conclude stealing Team Zero's thunder.

Tiarnán is walking backstage wearing a hood that obscures the view of his face. "Tiarnán!" Becky Lynch shouts, rushing up to her friend. He avoids eye contact with her, seeming rather standoffish. Becky reaches out her hand and removes the hood, revealing a huge black eye. "What did they do to you? I'll kill them!" Before Tiarnán can explain, Johnny Mundo arrives on the scene, "Really, Becky? You're gonna kill us? Grow up. Our friend Tiarnán here defied my orders, and when you go against The Worldwide Underground, you need to be held accountable for your actions. Trust me though, it hurt us just as much as it hurt him. I cried myself to sleep that night, honest." Johnny Mundo laughs in Becky's face as he pulls Tiarnán back to The Worldwide Underground's locker room. "Hey Mundo!" Becky shouts, "I put in a request for a match against Taya, and it's been booked for next week, so when I'm done with your little girlfriend, I may have to come after you!" 

This next match is the result of a back-and-forth on Twitter that has been occurring throughout the week. Madusa and Mickie James has been taking shots at each other, with each woman claiming that there's no room in NFA for the other. Well, Jayzero read over those tweets earlier today, and booked Madusa vs. Mickie James in a Loser Leaves NFA Match! Mickie James makes her way to the ring to a huge ovation from the NFA Universe. Madusa is out next to the exact opposite reaction. The bell rings and the two women go at it. They exchange holds and counter holds as the match escalates to it's climax. Mickie goes for the Mick Kick, but it's ducked by Madusa. Madusa grabs Mickie around the waist and looks ready to put her away with the German Suplex, but Mickie fights out and counters into an O'Connor Roll for the win. Mickie celebrates her victory and leads the fans in a rendition of 'Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye'. Suddenly, Asuka rushes pass Mickie and storms the ring. She throws Madusa around the ring before nailing her with a vicious variation of a Regal-Plex. Asuka then locks in the Asuka Lock as referees and security rush the ring to try and put a stop to her. Finally broken away from Madusa, Asuka stands on the second rope and stares down Mickie James.

The new NFA Women's Champion Naomi makes her way to the ring to a standing ovation. She poses with the championship as the crowd chants, "You deserve it!" Naomi grabs a microphone, but before she can talk, she's interrupted by the music of the new NFA Women's Intercontinental Champion Emma. Emma makes her way to the ring with Sable. Emma enter the ring and holds her championship up in Naomi's face, as Naomi returns the gesture and holds her championship up in Emma's face. Sable grabs a microphone, "On the way to the arena tonight, we were looking forward to rubbing Emma's victory in Bayley's face, but when we got here, we were told that Bayley had checked herself into a rehab facility due to suffering a 'stress related incident', so we've decided to find ourself a new Bayley." Emma takes the microphone from Sable, "And unfortunately for you, Naomi, we've chosen you!" Emma laughs in Naomi's face, but the laughter comes to a halt when Naomi decks Emma with a right hand! Sable quickly escapes the ring and tries to retrieve Emma and the NFA Women's Intercontinental Championship. "Unfortunately for me? Nah, unfortunately for you! I'm not your new Bayley, I'm not a pushover. You step to me, I step to you!" Naomi climbs the turnbuckle and poses with the NFA Women's Champion as the crowd chants her name.

The Disciples of Death make their way to the ring lead by Catrina. A local tag team are scheduled to compete against them tonight, but one of the local wrestlers escapes through the crowd as The Disciples enter the ring. The bell rings and I guess this will be a handicap match, not that it matters, because they quickly put away the unnamed local talent with The Fall of Man. After the match, the gong sounds, and here comes The Family of Destruction! Catrina stands face to face with The Undertaker, refusing to back down, "Paige, the so called Daughter of Destruction, was going to bow to Mil Muertes and I before you decided to show your face. Where do her loyalties lie? Can you trust her, Deadman?" Undertaker snatches the microphone, "Paige is loyal to The Family, as is Kane. Your attempts at luring any of us to your side are futile. You raise a good question about loyalties though, are your Disciples loyal to you?" Paige raises the Urn into the air, Konnor & Viktor seem mesmerised by it and begin to take a knee. Catrina turns towards The Disciples of Death and whispers something that makes them snap out of their trance. "Nice try Deadman, but your mind games won't work with me. Next week The Disciples of Death will win this war when they defeat The Brothers of Destruction in a match." Catrina leads The Disciples of Death to the back. The lights go off, and when they come back on, The Family of Destruction have vanished.

Matt Striker and Nigel McGuinness link us to a sit down interview Striker conducted with Finn Bálor earlier today. "Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, the former NFA World Heavyweight Champion, Finn Bálor," being referred to as the former world champion clearly upsets Finn Bálor, "Now Finn, at The Beginning of The End you substituted out of your title match with The Man and instead sent your darker side, The Demon, what was the idea behind that?" "To be honest Matt, I had watched The Man crush 21 men before he got to me, but not a single demon. It made me think about how the common man struggles with his demons, and that's when I decided to have The Man fight a literal demon, unfortunately I overestimated The Demon's psychological advantage and I was crushed just like all the others." "What's next for Finn Bálor? Is a rematch with The Man on the horizon?" "As you know, I have my rematch clause, but I've decided not to invoke it. I want a rematch with The Man, but I don't want it to be handed to me, I want to earn my rematch and prove myself to the NFA Universe, The Man, and most importantly to myself." "If we call The Demon 'Plan A' what would be your 'Plan B'?" "I do have a backup plan, but I'd be foolish to reveal it this early, instead, you can have one clue." Finn Bálor stands up out of his chair and points a finger gun at the camera before walking off of the set.

On the subject of The Man, the new NFA World Heavyweight Champion will be in action next against Rob Van Dam. Mr. Wednesday Night makes his way out for his biggest NFA match yet, and the crowd is ready to cheer him on. His opponent, The Man, makes his intimidating walk to the ring with the NFA World Heavyweight Championship draped over his shoulder. The bell rings and The Man throws a clothesline, but it's ducked by RVD, who sweeps The Man's tree trunk legs from under him. Van Dam hits the ropes and connects with the Rolling Thunder. He then goes up top, looking to score an early upset with the Five Star Frog Splash, but The Man catches RVD and rolls through into a World's Strongest Slam. The Man picks up a huge win over RVD, extending his streak to 24-0, and making everyone question, once again, who can stop The Man? RVD recovers in the ring when the White Rabbit appears on the titantron. "Follow the White Rabbit," a voice whispers as psychedelic music flows from the speakers, resulting in the NFA Universe swaying like they're at Woodstock. A man wearing a white jumpsuit and white coat with coat-tails, Willy Wonka style sunglasses, a black top hat, and most notably a bedazzled codpiece, makes his way to the ring. He enters the ring and circles Rob Van Dam. "I arrived at the perfect time," the man says, removing his hat and sunglasses, revealing himself to be ... Paul London?! "You just blew your big opportunity, but I'm here to offer you an even bigger opportunity. Your chance for enlightenment ... the ultimate high! All you have to do is follow The White Rabbit." Paul London circles around RVD, waving his arms around in a hypnotic motion. Rob Van Dam shakes his head at Paul London and exits the ring, leaving Paul London all alone.

Jayzero is kicking back in his office when Summer Rae walks in. "Summer!" Jayzero exclaims, "Have you persuaded him to join us yet?" "Not yet, boss," she says, clearly nervous about something, "I'm sure I can convince him over the next few weeks, if we're still employed." "What do you mean?" Jayzero asks, leaning forward. "Batista is on line one, Jay." Jayzero scrambles for his phone, "Dave, hi! It's great to hear from yo- Accusations of bullying? Injuring wrestlers on purpose? Favouritism? No there must be some kind of misunders- You want to give me a performance review next week? Um, yeah, sure, see you then Dave!" Jayzero slumps in his chair, looking like he's seen a ghost. How on Earth is he going to pass the performance review?

Ten men have been gathered in the ring for tonight's main event, a battle royal that will see the winner face off with King Tarry next week to be crowned the inaugural NFA Zero Limits Champion. The ten men are Baron Corbin, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Roman Reigns, Zack Sabre Jr., Fandango, Sami Zayn, Shinsuke Nakamura, and Team Zero representatives, Jack Swagger and Pentagon Jr. The bell rings and Fandango tries to intimidate his opponents with his moves, but his plan back fires and results in him being thrown over the top rope by Baron Corbin. Sami Zayn and Shinsuke Nakamura square off, exciting the crowd with their complimentary styles, but they soon find themselves on the apron. Jack Swagger knocks them both off, eliminating them from the match. Rey Mysterio and Swagger go at it, whilst Pentagon and Reigns pair up. Mysterio sets up for the 619, but Swagger catches his legs. Swagger applies the Patriot Lock as Mysterio screams in agony. Mysterio grabs the ropes and climbs them with his hands. He then uses his body weight to fling Swagger over the top rope onto the apron. Reigns nails a Spear on Pentagon and follows up with a Superman Punch to Jack Swagger, eliminating him. He grabs Mysterio's attention, and the two of them lift Pentagon off the mat and toss him over the top rope. What a shame, the man with Zero Fear would have been the perfect Zero Limits Champion. The Predators attempts a double Suplex on ZSJ, but he counters into a double Guillotine Choke. Roman Reigns turns on Rey Mysterio and throws him out of the ring. He then cockily smiles at Mysterio from the ring, but he should have been paying attention, because ZSJ releases the double choke and dropkicks Reigns out of the ring. The Predators recover and beat on Sabre Jr. trying to soften him up for an easy elimination. They prepare to throw him out, but Zack fights out and clotheslines Randy Orton out of the ring! Oh my god! We're down to the final two as Zack Sabre Jr. and Baron Corbin prepare to go at it again. Zack rushes towards Corbin but is caught in the End of Days. Corbin lifts Zack over his head to throw him out of the ring, but Sabre Jr. wakes up and counters into a hurricanrana to eliminate Baron Corbin and win the match. After the match, Brad Maddox walks down the ramp applauding Zack Sabre Jr. He enters the ring and grabs Zack's wrist, raising his arm into the air, looking extremely proud. Zack Sabre Jr. looks at Maddox In confusion as NFA goes off the air.