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Post by Brandon on Oct 29, 2011 23:38:12 GMT -5
Me: "Thanks again for the movie, I had fun."
Guy: "You're really sweet."
Me: "Thanks, so are you."
Guy: "I hope you don't mind, but you're really pretty."
Me: "Aww, that's nice."
tbh, I was Britney, he was Brittany:
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Post by Burke on Oct 30, 2011 14:44:47 GMT -5
Nothing is more awkward than almost walking into someone in a busy street. You try and step out their way, they do the same, and you block each other. Then repeat like 5 or 6 times (I think that’s my record anyway).
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Post by Mutant Couch on Oct 30, 2011 14:59:28 GMT -5
Lady: She's so cute. -she's talking about my little cousin- Me: Thanks. Honey, tell the lady thanks. Kid: Thanks. Lady: She looks just like you. Me:  Me: This thing isn't mine. Lady: Oh. Have a good day. -quickly pushes cart away- |
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Post by Burke on Nov 2, 2011 18:21:42 GMT -5
Person 1: “Excuse me, I don’t mean to bother you, but you’ve got a little bit of toothpaste on your lip.”
Person 2: “Thanks. But that’s not toothpaste.”
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Post by jayzero42690 on Nov 2, 2011 18:31:10 GMT -5
Person 1: “Excuse me, I don’t mean to bother you, but you’ve got a little bit of toothpaste on your lip.” Person 2: “Thanks. But that’s not toothpaste.”  What the hell was it? |
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Post by Burke on Nov 2, 2011 18:35:57 GMT -5
I guess only Person 2 knows that!
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Post by Brandon on Nov 2, 2011 18:41:33 GMT -5
Oh yeah. I meant to post about this yesterday. Guy I used to talk to: "Hey. What's up?" Me: "nm. u?" Guy I used to talk to: "Watching porn and thinking about you." Me: "oh."  |
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Post by Tiarnán on Nov 4, 2011 17:49:51 GMT -5
*Girl laughs*
Friend: Haha, when you laugh your eyes go all weird and it makes you look Chinese.
Girl: ...Yeah, that's because I am.
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Post by Brandon on Nov 19, 2011 21:11:33 GMT -5
Guy: "Wanna go see a movie? I got two free tickets." Me: "What are you wanting to go see?" Guy: "Twilight." Me: "I realllllly don't wanna see Twilight." Guy: "I figured. Do you wanna come over and watch a movie?" Me: "No." Guy: "Oh. Well okay."  |
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Post by Tarry on Nov 20, 2011 21:28:12 GMT -5
Someone pointed out that my former love interest looks like Rhydian from X Factor and now I can't unsee it.
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Post by Brandon on Dec 6, 2011 13:51:09 GMT -5
Stoner Boi: "So, are you like, gay? A little bit?"
Me: *lol* "Yeah. A little bit."
Stoner Boi: "That's cool. I kissed a guy once."
Me: "Oh yeah?"
Stoner Boi: "In Cub Scouts."
Me: "Cool."
There was a lot more, including a funny anecdote where he asked if I had a boyfriend and I told him how we actually ran into my ex once and he made fun of him. He was super cool about it though, but lol irl @ "A little bit?"
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Post by Tiarnán on Dec 6, 2011 14:31:43 GMT -5
He sounds lovely.
Remember that mature student I ranted about in the other thread a week ago? Well, he wasn't quite as bad today, but there was one really cringeworthy moment at the end of the tutorial today. We were in a group of five and my friend brought up the topic of some BBC film.
Me: Oh, speaking of BBC films, I watched that old version of The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe the other week. It's really funny and strange looking back, but I loved it.
*others remember it*
Other Guy: Wasn't the girl in that a little...really...fat?
Friend: She wasn't really, but she had a chubby face.
Me: Yeah, she was only like seven, haha.
Mature student: And?
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Mature student: Kids can be fat too.
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Mature student: I was actually really skinny as a kid, and I only look the way I do know because I developed a love for pies.
*Awkward laughter. Nobody knows how to respond."
Mature student: Actually, someone told me the other day that I have a baby face.
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Friend: Hmmm. Really?
Mature student: Yeah, it was a girl actually.
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Mature student: On a dating website.
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*Tutor comes over*
Tutor: Well, I think we can call it a day.
*Everyone else in the group packs away their books as quickly as possible and practically BOLTS out of the room.*
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Post by Tiffany on Dec 7, 2011 22:24:46 GMT -5
Tonight at the gala where I volunteer, I was approached by a man who wanted to take a picture with me in the exhibit. Never one to turn down a photo-op, I granted his request and was thus rewarded with this comment: Him: "I wish I was a mosquito." Me: "...why?" Him: "So, I could bite you. And hope for lockjaw."  He then asked me to dinner, which I respectfully declined. |
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Post by Brandon on Dec 29, 2011 0:40:31 GMT -5
(at the movies)
Guy: "Did you put your phone on silent?"
Me: "Uh hu."
Guy: "Double check."
Me: *Pulls out phone to find text from guy asking if I'll get mad if he puts his head on my shoulder.*
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Guy: "Did you get it?"
Me: *Puts 3D glasses on.*
(in the car)
Me: "Thanks again for the movie, it was fun."
Guy: "Yeah, I'm glad you liked it. Wanna sit and talk for a while?"
Me: "Wow, it's midnight. You know, I'd love to, but I have this eye exam in the morning. Maybe next time?"
I have to admit though, I love that he had to ask if I would get mad, lol. #FearedBitch
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Post by Brandon on Jan 13, 2012 16:17:08 GMT -5
Guy: "Let me ask you a question, which women do you prefer, drama queens, or biker chicks?" Me: "Um, neither?"  |
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