Man Breaks Plate Across Partner's Face Over Music

[Mutant Couch]

I get so annoyed when people try to even slyly place the blame on entertainment for their shitty kids. This one is a huge reach anyway. Maybe the kid recently watched The Jerk... or you know just made a list of people he hated, but yeah let's bring the WWE into unnecessarily. Blame them for things that are actually their fault, like promoting Trump.

[Mutant Couch]

Florida Man Shot by Ohio Man During Argument Over Which State has the Best Strip Clubs

[Burke]

Florida Man (well kid but FM sounds better) arrested for trying to RKO his teacher:

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article229120329.html

And then days later he gets arrested again for RKOing a fake alligator:

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article229316124.html





Place your bets on who or what gets the RKO next.

[Burke]