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Post by Mutant Couch on Oct 30, 2014 18:03:04 GMT -5
Man accused of stealing chainsaw by hiding it under his shirt
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Post by Mutant Couch on Oct 30, 2014 18:13:21 GMT -5
Teletubbie break-in: Student dressed as children's character now charged, police say
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Post by Burke on Nov 10, 2014 13:39:04 GMT -5
Florida Man With No Arms And No Legs Is “On The Run And Armed”
A Florida man who lost his legs, hands, and parts of his arms to bacterial meningitis years ago is on the run from police hoping to question him about the death of his parents.
Sean Petrozzino, 30, is not a suspect in the double murder, but is a person of interest, police say. He is also expected to be armed with a gun, police cautioned.
According to the Orlando Sentinel:
The bodies of Nancy Petrozzino, 64, and Michael Petrozzino, 63, were found Tuesday, prompting a search for their son and his father’s missing vehicle, a red Toyota Camry with Florida license plate 112VZY.
“We want him to get in here and talk to us so we can find out what happened, since he was apparently living with his parents,” Watrel said.
Deputies think Petrozzino may be heading to Jupiter or Coral Springs in South Florida. He’s wearing prosthetic legs.
Homicide detectives Wednesday released a surveillance photo of Petrozzino taken near a Wells Fargo ATM at an undisclosed location in Orlando on Tuesday.
And even though Petrozzino doesn’t have hands, he is still able to fire the gun police believe he is carrying.
Jerry L. Saunders, chief executive officer of ABC Prosthetics and Orthotics in Orlando, said handless people have the ability to fire weapons without special devices. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Nov 10, 2014 13:43:01 GMT -5
Florida Man With No Arms And No Legs Is “On The Run And Armed”
A Florida man who lost his legs, hands, and parts of his arms to bacterial meningitis years ago is on the run from police hoping to question him about the death of his parents.
Sean Petrozzino, 30, is not a suspect in the double murder, but is a person of interest, police say. He is also expected to be armed with a gun, police cautioned.
According to the Orlando Sentinel:
The bodies of Nancy Petrozzino, 64, and Michael Petrozzino, 63, were found Tuesday, prompting a search for their son and his father’s missing vehicle, a red Toyota Camry with Florida license plate 112VZY.
“We want him to get in here and talk to us so we can find out what happened, since he was apparently living with his parents,” Watrel said.
Deputies think Petrozzino may be heading to Jupiter or Coral Springs in South Florida. He’s wearing prosthetic legs.
Homicide detectives Wednesday released a surveillance photo of Petrozzino taken near a Wells Fargo ATM at an undisclosed location in Orlando on Tuesday.
And even though Petrozzino doesn’t have hands, he is still able to fire the gun police believe he is carrying.
Jerry L. Saunders, chief executive officer of ABC Prosthetics and Orthotics in Orlando, said handless people have the ability to fire weapons without special devices. So much going on here. First can we please get video of this guy firing his gun without prosthetic hands/arms? Two, Dandy is going to kill his ass as soon as he gets to Jupiter so it's all good. |
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Post by Brandon on Nov 10, 2014 14:03:42 GMT -5
The size of that headline though.  |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Nov 15, 2014 2:28:10 GMT -5
Jose Canseco's reattached finger falls off during poker tournament
The saga of Jose Canseco's finger — yes, the finger he recently shot off and had surgically reattached — has apparently taken another equally tragic and squeamish turn.
While participating in a poker tournament on Thursday night, Canseco claims the finger just fell off, and he has the witnesses to back him up. He even says one person was taking video when it happened.
He's Cuban so I'm sure he grew up in Miami thus qualifying for this thread. |
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Post by Brandon on Nov 28, 2014 16:44:42 GMT -5
Man Accused of Letting Kids Live in Home with Dead BodyDAYTONA BEACH, Fla. -- A Volusia County man accused of letting two children live under the same roof as decaying human remains for weeks has been convicted of felony child neglect, authorities announced Wednesday.
Todd Christopher LaDuke, 39, was found guilty of two counts of child neglect and a misdemeanor count of failing to report a dead body to a medical examiner. LaDuke was sentenced to five years in a state prison followed by five years of probation
On Halloween last year, LaDuke and Nicole Scalise were arrested after a well-being check for Tiffany Kain revealed her remains had been decaying inside the home for up to three weeks, prosecutors said.
Two children had been living in "deplorable conditions" inside the home, which "was in total disarray, piles of animal feces and hoards of garbage were everywhere," according to court documents.
Source He looks like the decaying body.
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Post by Tarry on Dec 12, 2014 16:35:12 GMT -5
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Post by Mutant Couch on Dec 18, 2014 11:59:40 GMT -5
Burke, want to go shopping with me? We can do better than Walmart though.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Dec 18, 2014 12:02:37 GMT -5
Man Accused of Letting Kids Live in Home with Dead BodyDAYTONA BEACH, Fla. -- A Volusia County man accused of letting two children live under the same roof as decaying human remains for weeks has been convicted of felony child neglect, authorities announced Wednesday.
Todd Christopher LaDuke, 39, was found guilty of two counts of child neglect and a misdemeanor count of failing to report a dead body to a medical examiner. LaDuke was sentenced to five years in a state prison followed by five years of probation
On Halloween last year, LaDuke and Nicole Scalise were arrested after a well-being check for Tiffany Kain revealed her remains had been decaying inside the home for up to three weeks, prosecutors said.
Two children had been living in "deplorable conditions" inside the home, which "was in total disarray, piles of animal feces and hoards of garbage were everywhere," according to court documents.
Source He looks like the decaying body. How did I miss this one? That's where I was a born. I would also like it noted that is also where my aunt let a random prostitute walk into the house and pick me up from my crib and hold me. It wasn't even like she knew the pro. |
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Post by Burke on Dec 18, 2014 13:07:47 GMT -5
Burke, want to go shopping with me? We can do better than Walmart though. You would just speed off with the loot all by yourself and leave me there to either get arrested or continue playing dead. |
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Post by Brandon on Dec 18, 2014 14:45:19 GMT -5
Burke would fuck around and have a real heart attack tbh.
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Post by Burke on Jan 4, 2015 14:20:10 GMT -5
Naked Florida man arrested after lying on dog beds in CVS bathroom LUTZ, Fla. - This criminal was dog tired.
A naked Florida man was arrested inside a pharmacy after he placed three doggy beds on the bathroom floor and then tried to take a nap, police said.
Jeremiah Patterson entered the CVS Pharmacy in Lutz Tuesday and walked to the men's room at the store, then allegedly took off all of his clothes, according to a police report by the Pasco County Sheriff's Office obtained by The Smoking Gun.
With his genitals fully exposed, the naked suspect then exited the restroom and walked to the pet aisle. He started rummaging through six dog beds, police said.
After finding three that were suitable to him, he brought them back to the bathroom and dropped them on the floor. He then lay on top of the pet cushions.
That's when officers discovered him and arrested him.
The 22-year-old was charged with theft, burglary and indecent exposure, the sheriff's office said. He is being held at Pasco County Jail on more than $10,000 bail, the jail's online records state.
The store noted to police it could no longer sell the sullied merchandise. |
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Post by Brandon on Jan 5, 2015 10:24:21 GMT -5
22? That's some hard living...
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 5, 2015 18:55:13 GMT -5
I prefer to think of it as me looking good for my age rather than him looking old for 22.
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