Man Breaks Plate Across Partner's Face Over Music

[Mutant Couch]

Sept 14, 2014 9:47:28 GMT -5 Burke said:

Everyone was really nice. I didn't see any crazy people. I'm a little disappointed.

That's because you probably didn't see any natives. You stuck to chain restaurants and theme parks all tourists. Next time you come over I'll go down to visit my uncle and you'll be able to see crazy. Get your shots first and be prepared to try at least crack.

[Brandon]

- Woman Shot by Oven While Trying to Make Waffles

An 18-year-old Florida woman was only slightly injured this week when she was shot by her friend's oven, police said.

Aalaya Walker was visiting a friend in St. Petersburg Monday when they decided they wanted some late-night waffles, The Tampa Bay Times reported. So Walker began preheating the oven — unaware that her friend, JJ Sandy, 25, was storing a magazine from his .45-caliber Glock 21 in the oven.

1000 Ways to Die teas.

Why was he keeping ammo in the oven? Furthermore, why was she trying to cook waffles in the oven?

Next time just go to the Waffle House. It's open 24/7.

[Mutant Couch]

I think that's just what they call Eggos in Florida.



A Florida man was arrested Thursday after patrol deputies found an active methamphetamine lab in his pants leg.

Authorities received an anonymous call stating a subject was present that possessed methamphetamine. During their investigation, officers discovered an active “One-Pot” meth lab in the pants leg of 23-year-old Ian Freudenriech of Defuniak Springs.

Freudenriech transported to the Walton County Jail. He was charged with manufacturing methamphetamine and trafficking in methamphetamine. Freudenriech is and is being held on a $25,000 bond

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Oct 14, 2014 13:42:11 GMT -5 Mutant Couch said:

I think that's just what they call Eggos in Florida.

You cook Eggos in the oven?

[Mutant Couch]

Not everyone down there is fancy enough to have a toaster.

[Brandon]

No I know what waffles are, but cooking them in the oven? Chile...

[Brandon]

- Florida Home Built on Wrong Lot

FLAGLER COUNTY --
A couple from Missouri is waiting for answers after their $680,000 dream home was built on the wrong lot in Flagler County.

The home is in a gated community in the Ocean Hammock subdivision of Flagler County, accessible from the air, or from the beach.

According to planning and zoning papers obtained by News 13, the home belongs to Mark and Brenda Voss, and was built by Keystone Homes.

But according to county documents, the three story home, which is valued at $680,000, was not built on the lot where it was supposed to be built.

"It was built on 11; it was supposed to be built on 12. Flagler County’s planning and zoning department.

www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2014/10/14/_680_000_home_built_.html

No one noticed this all throughout the building process?

The house is ugly anyway, so no real loss.

[Brandon]

- Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with Stuffed Toy in Walmart

Sean Johnson allegedly used a stuffed animal to masturbate with and returned the toy to the shelf after satisfying himself inside a Walmart in Brooksville, Fla., on Tuesday afternoon.

The Smoking Gun notes that the police report said Johnson "selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department."

Johnson "proceeded to hump the stuffed horse utilizing short fast movements" in the housewares department, said the report.



www.opposingviews.com/i/society/crime/man-arrested-lewd-act-stuffed-animal-walmart

I never even fathomed what the Walmarts of Florida must be like. Now I know.

I hope they damaged the toy out of the system.

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Gonna be a lot of brand new brown, tan, and red stuffed horses out on the street next garbage day

[Burke]

Oct 16, 2014 11:20:27 GMT -5 Brandon said:

I know it's wrong to judge someone based on a picture but he does look like someone who'd have sex with a stuffed animal.

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looks like a pic someone would post in the IMDb post your pic threads, so I agree

[Brandon]

I think he'd be kinda cute with the right haircut.

[Mutant Couch]

I thought the same thing until I looked at his eyes.

[Mutant Couch]

Uncle Stabs Nephew For Eating Too Many Pork Chops

FELLSMERE, Fla. (CBS12) -- A 61-year-old man was arrested after he stabbed his nephew during a fight over pork chops, Fellsmere police say.

Billy Wall and his nephew Charles Williams were arguing over the number of pork chops each one got to eat for dinner. Wall said he only got to eat one porkchop but his nephew ate three and thought his girlfriend didn't get to have any. The arguement escalated and turned physical, according to the arrest report.

The two men were seperated when the girlfriend intervened and Williams then left the room.

Both men began to fight again after Williams said his nephew grabbed a machete and threatened him. Wall said he grabbed a wood stick and a struggle ensued over the machete. Wall told police he reached for a knife in his pocket and stabbed his nephew.

When a police officer arrived at the home, he saw the nephew, Charles Williams bleeding heavily. He was transported to a trauma center and underwent surgery.

Billy Wall was arrested and charged with aggravated domestic battery.

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He was coming at him with a machete? What happened to the stand your ground law?