BP NFA 2012

[Tarry]

Mar 29, 2012 8:50:07 GMT -5 Burke said:

And Brandon didn’t have to come at me that hard. Some of those comments were real low blows.

After everything you've done to Kelly, Cena, and Brandon over the past few months, you deserve everything you get. I predict a Weapon of Ass Destruction, and possibly a Tarrydise or two in your future.

[Brandon]

It's good to have the boss on my side (like always!).

[Burke]

You know, maybe everyone could just find it in their heart to forgive me for my recent actions? Surely there are ways we can settle this that don't involve me getting my ass kicked? Are you really all that bloodthirsty??

[Brandon]

Mar 29, 2012 15:04:57 GMT -5 Burke said:

You know, maybe everyone could just find it in their heart to forgive me for my recent actions? Surely there are ways we can settle this that don't involve me getting my ass kicked?

Nope.

Mar 29, 2012 15:04:57 GMT -5 Burke said:

Are you really all that bloodthirsty??

Yep.

[jayzero42690]

Mar 25, 2012 14:20:51 GMT -5 Tarry said:

Up next is the first of three matches between the 'Justice League' & PROGRESS. Jayzero makes his way to the ring with Sable handcuffed to his wrist. He handcuffs her to the ring post, and enters the ring. PROGRESS's Roddy Piper & David Otunga make their way to the ring next. Otunga & Piper prepare to lock-up with Jayzero, but Otunga bails from the ring and runs up the ramp. Piper shouts at him to come back, but the Hot Rod finds himself on the receiving end of Zero Hour. Jayzero gets the quick win and his job back, he then releases Sable from the handcuffs, and she follows Otunga up the ramp. Piper gets the usual "Na, Na, Na's" chanted at him as he leaves Beautiful Persons for good.

This isn't the first time Sable and I have been handcuffed. She's just frontin for Brock.

[Burke]

No Fatties Allowed Episode 57!

[Tarry]

No Fatties Allowed Episode 57!

Welcome to another blockbuster installment of NFA! Our show kicks off with one half of the BP Tag Team Champions, THE Tarrynator, in the ring. "I've been on one of the biggest rolls of my career these past couple of weeks. I've beaten four former World Champions in my last three matches, and in my humble opinion, that puts me right at the very top of the BP World Championship rankings. So, Burke, drag your arse out here, and give me a World Championship match!" The BP World Champion Burke answers Tarry's call out, but he's not alone. PROGRESS members The Rock, Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, BP European Champion Drew McIntyre, BP United States Champion Alberto Del Rio & PROGRESS Legal Advisor David Otunga follow Burke onto the stage. Paul Heyman & Sable then make their way onto the stage also. "Tarry, I'm not cleared to compete yet, so your little request of a World Championship match, has been DENIED!" Burke laughs. "Actually Burke, you're cleared to compete in tag team action, so you and a partner of your choice could face THE Tarrynator & Tiarnán tonight, with the number one contendership on the line..." Heyman snatches the microphone away from Otunga before he goes any further. "Tarry, the next time the BP World Championship will be on the line is at our upcoming tournament themed PPV, The World's Greatest. The Rock & Goldberg have already qualified for the tournament, due to drawing in the final match of a gruelling non-televised 64-Man one day tournament. What? It's true! Tonight Jayzero, Alberto Del Rio, Jessica, Kharma, Mickie James, Tiffany, Brock Lesnar, and Brandon will battle it out in qualifying matches. As for Tiarnán and yourself, you'll be in qualifying matches next week on NFA, but tonight you'll face Burke & Drew McIntyre, in a special Champions vs. Champions match." PROGRESS then rush the ring. Tarry tries his best to fight off the onslaught, but he's simply outnumbered. Burke hoists THE Tarrynator up onto his shoulders, and then plants him with the FU.

Dolph Ziggler & Kelly Kelly make their way to the ring. Johnny Curtis & Maxine also arrive at the ringside area. Kelly & Maxine enter the ring, and lock-up. Maxine pulls Kelly around the ring by her hair, until the referee steps in to break the hold. Curtis mocks Dolph by holding up a bottle of chloroform, Dolph runs around the ring and attacks Johnny Curtis. The referee runs over to the two men, and instructs them to leave the ringside area, and head backstage. The distraction allows The Beautiful People BP Women's Tag Team Champions Velvet Sky & Angelina Love, and BP Women's Champion Lacey Von Erich to enter the ring. Angelina hits Kelly with the Break-A-Bitch, which is followed by a couple of stomps from Velvet & Lacey. Maxine covers Kelly, whilst The Beautiful People bail. The referee then counts Kelly's shoulders down for three.

'Sexual Chocolate' Mark Henry makes his way to the ring with World's Funkiest Man & The Funkettes (Naomi & Cameron). European Invasion (René Duprée & Magnus) make their way to the ring next. Duprée is scheduled to face Henry one-on-one, but with the amount of people around the ringside area, I can't really see this being so straight forward. Sexual Chocolate and the French Phenom engage in a test of strength, that leads to Duprée being shoved onto his ass. Henry drops an elbow across the chest of René Duprée, and covers for a near fall. He lifts Duprée up for the World's Strongest Slam, but he manages to fight out, and drops Mark Henry with a DDT. René Duprée then follows it up with the French Tickler, and covers for a two count. Henry clotheslines Duprée out of the ring. Duprée stumbles to his feet, and cheapshots World's Funkiest Man. WFM tries to grab hold of Duprée, but the referee slides out of the ring and orders World's Funkiest Man & The Funkettes to leave the ring. René Duprée & Magnus roll into the ring, and hit Mark Henry with a double MDD/Duprée Driver. René Duprée then covers Sexual Chocolate for the win. Mick Foley walks out onto the stage following the match, "Tonight, I'm going to give World's Funkiest Man & Mark Henry an opportunity to get some revenge on European Invasion. World's Funkiest Man will go one-on-one with Magnus inside of a 15 foot high Steel Cage! Bang bang!"

Mickie James enters the ring for a World's Greatest Tournament Qualifying match. Tiffany makes her way to the ring next. The two women square up to each other, until Tiffany palms Mickie's face away. Mickie charges towards Tiffany, but receives a Bitch Slap for her efforts. Tiffany then covers Mickie for the win. Tiffany leaves the ring laughing about how easily she beat the multiple time WWE Women's, WWE Diva's, and WWE Knockouts Champion.

Next up is cruiserweight action, as Air Boom's Evan Bourne takes on one half of The Party Boyz, Jason. The two men exchange dropkicks attempts, before calling the spot a stalemate by shaking hands. Bourne hits a huge knee to the skull of Jason, which he follows up by going up to the top rope. Bourne attempts Air Bourne, but Jason rolls out of the way. Jason then hits the Skull Snap for the win.

Up next is a World's Greatest Tournament Qualifying match. Ricardo Rodriguez walks onto the stage and introduces the latest PROGRESS member to the crowd, the BP United States Champion Alberto Del Rio. His opponent is none other than the longest reigning BP World Champion in history, Jayzero. Jayzero delivers a stiff kick to the skull of Del Rio as the bell rings to start the match. Jayzero covers, but only gets a two count. Del Rio hits an enziguri on Jayzero out of nowhere, and covers him for a two. The two men exchange punches, until Jayzero ducks a punch, and hits a German Suplex on Del Rio. Jayzero sets up for Zero Hour, but Ricardo Rodriguez runs into the ring. Jayzero gives him a Super Kick for his efforts. Jayzero then hits Zero Hour on Del Rio, and follows it up with the Anaconda Vise for the submission win.

Kofi Kingston & Zack Ryder go at it next, as Air Boom & The Party Boyz meet again. Ryder & Kingston have a decent back-and-forth match, until Kofi hits the Trouble in Paradise for the win.

After losing her BP Women's Championship last week, a golden opportunity arises, as Jessica prepares to face Kharma in a World's Greatest Tournament Qualifying match. Jessica unleashes her anger on the unsuspecting Kharma. Kharma counters one of Jessica's shots, and follows it up with the Awesome Bomb. Kharma gets a two count, and sets up for the Implant Buster. Jessica fights out, and connects with a SofaPlex. Jessica then locks in the Couch Recliner, securing the submission victory.

The Steel Cage is assembled around the ring, and Magnus makes his way inside the structure. World's Funkiest Man is out next, and instead of doing his usual theatrics to the ring, he just charges down the ramp, and into the cage. The door is locked, and the bell is rung to signal the start of the match. Magnus tries to escape, but WFM drags him from the wall of the cage. He throws The Mag Daddy head first into one cage wall, and follows it up by throwing him head first into another cage wall. WFM hits the World's Funkiest Splash on Magnus, and starts to climb the cage. Magnus recovers, and climbs the cage too. The two combatants exchange shots on the top of the cage, until World's Funkiest Man grabs hold of Magnus. He puts him in position, and hits the World's Funkiest Slam from the top of the cage. World's Funkiest Man then makes it back to his feet, and exits through the cage door for the win.

One half of the BP Tag Team Champions THE Tarrynator makes his way to the ring with tape around his ribs, the beatdown from PROGRESS obviously did some damage. The lights go out, the organ music plays, and out comes the other half of the BP Tag Team Champions Tiarnán. The two men await the arrival of their opponents, the BP European Champion Drew McIntyre, and the BP World Champion Burke. Burke & McIntyre enter the ring from the crowd, and blindsight the Tag Team Champions. McIntyre lays Tiarnán out with the Future Shock on the outside of the ring, whilst Burke kicks the ribs of THE Tarrynator. Burke lifts Tarry up for the FU, but Tarry struggles out, and lifts Burke up for the REAL FU. McIntyre spots Tarry getting the upper hand, and delivers a big boot to the Englishman. Burke rolls out of the ring, and re-enters with a steel chair. After hitting Tarry with the chair a few times, Burke sets up the chair, lifts Tarry onto his shoulders, and hits the vicious FU onto the chair. McIntyre continues the assault on Tiarnán outside the ring, whilst Burke makes the cover on THE Tarrynator. The referee tries to tell Burke that the match didn't officially start, "Well, I suggest you start it then!" the World Champion barks. The intimidated referee calls for the bell to start the match, he then counts Tarry down for three, giving the PROGRESS members the win.

Our main event of the evening is a World's Greatest Tournament Qualifying match between PROGRESS member Brock Lesnar, and the former BP World Champion Brandon. Lesnar is accompanied by Paul Heyman & Sable, whilst Brandon decides to go it alone. Lesnar clotheslines Brandon as soon as the bell rings. "Just end it now, spare this poor boy!" JR screams from ringside, as The Pain delivers more damage to the injured arm and neck of Brandon. Lesnar locks in the Death Clutch, and looks to have the match won, but Brandon somehow claws his way to the bottom rope to break the hold. Lesnar is furious that his Death Clutch failed, and signals for the F5. He hoists Brandon up, but the plucky blonde wiggles out, and hits the Weapon of Ass Destruction for the win. Brandon overcame the odds, and he now joins his Meanest Girls team mate Tiffany, Jayzero, Jessica, The Rock, Goldberg and of course his longtime nemesis Burke in the World's Greatest Tournament. With two more spots to be decided, who else will secure a place in the World's Greatest Tournament? Find out this and more on the next episode of NFA!

[Burke]

Of course, Brandon and his monstrous ego just had to upstage and defeat Brock the week everyone was talking about him.

[jayzero42690]

Apr 4, 2012 13:21:30 GMT -5 Tarry said:

the longest reigning BP World Champion in history, Jayzero.

[Burke]

No Fatties Allowed Episode 58!

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Oh, and not that anyone will notice (or care, lol) but Winter is out injured for a month.

[Tarry]

No Fatties Allowed Episode 58!

Our show kicks off with BP Women's Champion Lacey Von Erich making her way to the ring with her fellow Beautiful People, the BP Women's Tag Team Champions Angelina Love & Velvet Sky. Brooke Tessmacher makes her way to the ring next. Brooke & Lacey lock-up in the ring, they engage in a test of strength, that sees Brooke get the upperhand. Brooke repeatedly stomps on Lacey, then grabs her by the hair, and hits her face off the mat a few times. Brooke throws Lacey into the turnbuckle, and sets up for Asstastic. Velvet pulls Lacey from the ring just before Brooke can hit her finishing move. The referee jumps out of the ring, and orders Velvet to leave the ringside area. Velvet argues with the referee, whilst Angelina sneaks into the ring and lays Brooke out with the Break-A-Bitch. Lacey crawls back into the ring, and covers Brooke for the win. The Beautiful People prepare to issue a beatdown to Brooke, but Kelly Kelly's music hits the speakers, and out she comes! She knocks down Velvet & Lacey, but is stopped dead in her tracks by Angelina. Angelina then lays Kelly out with the Botox Injection. Velvet drags Kelly back to her feet, and hits the Beauty Mark. Velvet & Angelina pull Kelly back to feet, allowing Lacey to hit her with the Clawslam. The Beautiful People then leave the ring, linking arms as they walk back up the ramp.

AJ is standing by in the backstage area with the former BP Women's Champion Jessica. "Jessica, last week you qualified for the World's Greatest Tournament, how does it feel to be in with a chance to become the first ever female BP World Champion?" "Well AJ-" Tiffany walks into shot, snatches the microphone from AJ, and pushes her away. "Actually, I'll be asking the questions. First of all, why do you think this company is trying to push our rivalry as the next 'Trish & Lita'? We're not Trish & Lita, we're more like Barbie... and Raggedy Ann!" "You know Tiffany, I hope I'm drawn against you in the opening round of the World's Greatest Tournament, because I would love to start my night by kicking your pearly whites down your throat, and ending my night by becoming the first female BP World Champion! But you know, I want an opportunity to hurt you before the PPV, just incase we're not drawn against each other. So next week, you and a partner of your choice, will go head-to-head with me and a partner of my choice." Jessica walks away laughing, whilst Tiffany watches on looking stressed.

Mick Foley walks out onto the stage, "Tonight, European Invasion, the team of World's Funkiest Man & 'Sexual Chocolate' Mark Henry, Air Boom, & The Party Boyz will compete in Beat the Clock Matches, with the fastest team earning a BP Tag Team Championship match next week on NFA!" The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin) make their way to the ring. European Invasion (Magnus & René Duprée) are out next. The two teams go back-and-forth, until Duprée pins Sabin with the Duprée Driver. The time to beat is exactly seven minutes.

Our cameras cut to Kelly Kelly & Brooke Tessmacher getting medical attention in the trainer's room. The new BP Backstage Interviewer Disco Inferno enters the room, "Girls, how are you feeling after the vicious assault from The Beautiful People earlier tonight?" Kelly Kelly slowly stands up to answer the question, "We're still hurting, but I guess that's obvious. Another thing that's obvious is that the Beautiful People have a problem with me. I don't know what it is, but I'm going to find out." Brooke also stands up, "Kelly, as long as they have a problem with you, they also have a problem with me. I've got your back."

La Résistance (Sylvain Grenier & Robért Conway) are in the ring treating our audience to an emotional rendition of the Canadian national anthem. World's Funkiest Man, 'Sexual Chocolate' Mark Henry & The Funkettes interrupt them by making their way to the ring. La Résistance begin by isolating Henry, but Sexual Chocolate is too big for them. He breaks free, and tags in the World's Funkiest Man. WFM enters the ring, clotheslines Grenier over the top rope, and hits Conway with the World's Funkiest Slam. World's Funkiest Man & Sexual Chocolate have blasted European Invasion's time out of the water, by setting the new time to beat at one minute and 4 seconds.

Up next is a World's Greatest Tournament Qualifying match between Sin Cara & one half of the BP Tag Team Champions Tiarnán. Sin Cara walks out onto the stage followed by Paul Heyman. Heyman says something to Sin Cara, which sounded like he offered him a place in PROGRESS if he wins tonight. Heyman then walks to the back as Sin Cara enters the ring. Tiarnán is out next with his usual theatric entrance. Tiarnán and Sin Cara engage in a high flying spectacle as each man tries to out do each other. After a series of flashy moves, Sin Cara gets the upperhand and locks in La Mistica. Tiarnán fights out, and follows it up with the Phantom Sleeper. Sin Cara looks ready to tap, but somehow manages to fight out of the hold. Sin Cara takes the lead again, and sets Tiarnán up on the top rope. Sin Cara climbs up too, but Tiarnán elbows him in the temple. Tiarnán then hits the Reverse DDT from the top rope for the win.

The Hart Dynasty (Tyson Kidd & David Hart Smith) enter the ring. Air Boom (Kofi Kingston & Evan Bourne) follow them as we get another Beat the Clock Match. Kofi enters the ring against Kidd. They engage in a series of moves, until Kofi hits Kidd with the Trouble in Paradise for the win. The Party Boyz will have a struggle to in their match later tonight, because Air Boom have set the bar high with a win in 47 seconds.

Next up is the final World's Greatest Tournament Qualifying match between Chris Jericho & the other half of the BP Tag Team Champions, THE Tarrynator. Chris Jericho walks out accompanied by Paul Heyman. Heyman appears to whisper the same thing to Jericho that he did to Sin Cara earlier tonight. Heyman walks back up the ramp as Jericho enters the ring. THE Tarrynator's music hits the speakers, and out he comes. Tarry walks down the ramp and immediately goes after Heyman. Tarry hits Heyman with Tarrydise, before entering the ring. Jericho hits the step-up enzuigiri for the a two count. Tarry hits a Butterfly Suplex on Jericho for a near fall. Tarry follows it up with a Regal-Plex for another near fall. Jericho hits a running bulldog on Tarry, and follows it up with the Lionsault for a two count. Tarry hits Jericho with the Break-A-Bastard, then climbs the top rope, and hits the Bombscare Knee Drop. Tarry covers for a two count. Tarry pulls Jericho to his feet. He sets up for Tarrydise, but Jericho spins Tarry around and hits the Codebreaker. Jericho cockily puts one foot on Tarry's chest to cover him. Tarry kicks out, and Jericho is furious. Tarry makes it to his feet and hits Jericho with Tarrydise. Tarry covers Jericho, but Jericho kicks out too. I can't believe what we're witnessing. Tarry and Jericho both stumble to their feet. Jericho shoots for the Walls of Jericho, and locks it in. Tarry grabs Jericho's ankles, and pulls his feet from under him. Tarry follows it up by locking in THE TarryTamer. Leaving Jericho with no alternative but to tap out.

Generation Me (Max & Jeremy Buck) make their way to the ringside. The Party Boyz (Jason & Zack Ryder) are out next, and they have their work cut out for them, because they must win this match in less that 47 seconds if they want a BP Tag Team Championship match next week. Jeremy slaps Jason in the face as the bell rings. Jason retaliates by hitting the Skull Snap for the win. The Party Boyz beat every record by a country mile. They'll face THE Tarrynator & Tiarnán for the BP Tag Team Championships next week on NFA.

Speaking of THE Tarrynator & Tiarnán, our cameras cut to the back to show them watching The Party Boyz celebrate on a TV screen. AJ walks into shot with a microphone, "Tiarnán... Tarrynator... next week you defend your Tag Team Championship against The Party Boyz, how do you like your chances?" Tarry snatches the microphone from AJ, "I laid out Paul Heyman tonight, so I highly doubt that we'll escape with our titles as easily as usual. He'll want revenge, and unfortunately, he'll ruin what should be a great match." Tiarnán takes the microphone from Tarry, "Tarry, these belts say we're the best team in the World. You should have more faith in us. We're both former BP World Champions, so we should be able to take anyone." "Did you really just refer to yourself as a former BP World Champion? I thought your reign was stricken from the record? Either way, you'll never hold it again, especially if we're drawn against each other in the World's Greatest Tournament. I would love nothing more than to make you submit to THE TarryTamer LIVE on PPV." The BP Tag Team Champions square up to each other as a worried AJ looks on.

Jayzero makes his way to the ring for a huge match with Brandon. Brandon makes his way to the ring next. He enters the ring, and shakes hands with Jayzero. They prepare to lock-up, but Sable walks out onto the stage. "These fans are NOT going to witness a classic wrestling match tonight, they will however be guests at a funeral. Your funerals! Because tonight, you're going to team up to take on my PROGRESS Elite!" BP United States Champion Alberto Del Rio joins Sable on the stage. They're joined by BP European Champion Drew McIntyre. Just as it looks like we have a fair(ish) tag team match, the BP World Champion Burke also walks out onto the stage. The three PROGRESS members rush the ring, and attack Jayzero & Brandon. Jayzero is taken down by Del Rio, whilst the Scotsmen deliver a beating to Brandon. Del Rio lays Jayzero out with a chair outside the ring. He then places Jayzero's head on the steel steps, before hitting him with the chair again. EMTs run down the ringside area to check on Jayzero, whilst Brandon continues to get beaten down inside the ring. McIntyre hits Brandon with the Future Shock, and makes the cover. The referee attempts to count the fall, but Drew drags Brandon's shoulders off of the mat. McIntyre pushes Brandon into Burke's direction. Burke hoists Brandon onto his shoulders, and then plants him with the FU. Burke then covers Brandon for the win. Del Rio & McIntyre lift Burke onto their shoulders as NFA goes off the air.

[Burke]

Our tag-team division puts WWE's to shame. I forget how many teams we've got.

And I like how my lackey's Drew and Alberto knew that my ego couldn't allow me not to be the one to get the pinfall in that handicap match.

[Brandon]

Kelly and Brooke teaming together is good for my health.

[Tarry]

No Fatties Allowed Episode 59!

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No Fatties Allowed Episode 59!

Our show kicks off with PROGRESS standing in the interview area backstage. Paul Heyman has a microphone, "Tonight, we will make more PROGRESS than ever before. THE Tarrynator will be punished for his actions last week, and I guarantee that we will crown new BP Tag Team Champions. Goldberg, The Rock, and Brock Lesnar will continue to dominate, and when The Rock n Brock Connection win tonight, Brock Lesnar will be given a second chance to qualify for The World's Greatest Tournament. Finally, our main event will see the PROGRESS Elite destroy Brandon & Jayzero for the second week in a row. Tonight's show will end with the BP World Champion Burke, the BP European Champion Drew McIntyre & the BP United States Champion Alberto Del Rio standing over the lifeless bodies of Jayzero & Brandon... enjoy."

John Morrison is in the ring awaiting the arrival of his opponent. Goldberg's music hits the speakers, and we see him walking through the corridors of the arena. Goldberg walks onto the stage, down the ramp, and into the ring. The bell rings, and Goldberg immediately Spears Morrison for the win.

Kelly Kelly & Brooke Tessmacher make their way to the ring. The Beautiful People are out next. BP Women's Champion Lacey Von Erich starts the match against Brooke. They go back-and-forth until Lacey makes the tag to Angelina Love. Angelina dominates Brooke, and then knocks Kelly off the apron. Kelly jumps back onto the apron and tries to enter the ring. The referee holds her back, and tells her to stay out of the ring. This allows Angelina, Velvet Sky, and Lacey to triple team Brooke in the ring. Angelina hits the Botox Injection, and covers Brooke for the win.

European Invasion (Magnus & René Duprée) make their way to the ring with microphones. World's Funkiest Man & 'Sexual Chocolate' Mark Henry interrupt them before they can utter a single syllable. Sexual Chocolate starts the match with The French Phenom. Duprée grounds Henry, and isolates him the European Invasion corner. René tags in Magnus, and the Europeans hit a double suplex on Sexual Chocolate. Magnus attempts to lift Henry for the MDD, but Henry breaks free. Henry crawls across the ring and makes the tag to his partner. World's Funkiest Man enters the ring, clears Duprée off of the apron, and hits Magnus with the World's Funkiest Slam for the win. World's Funkiest Man, Sexual Chocolate, and The Funkettes celebrate the win with a dance.

The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin) are the ring awaiting the arrival of their opponents. The Rock & Brock Lesnar make their way to the ring. The Great One clotheslines Shelley to the outside, whilst Lesnar hits Sabin with the F5. The Rock re-enters the ring, and hits Sabin with The People's Elbow for the win. Paul Heyman walks out onto the stage, "Congratulations Brock, you're in."

Up next is a mixed tag team match. Jessica makes her way to the ring, and introduces her partner, Daniel Bryan! Bryan storms down the ramp with his usual "Yes! Yes! Yes!", and then enters the ring to await the arrival of the opposing team. Tiffany walks onto the stage, and then brings out her partner, D'Angelo Dinero. Bryan & The Pope start the match by exchanging shots. Tiffany repeatedly bad mouths Jessica, knowing that she has Dinero to protect her, so there's no chance that Jessica can retaliate physically. Bryan drops Dinero to his knees, and brightens his chest with a flurry of kicks. Bryan then puts Dinero in the Yes! Lock, but Pope crawls to the ropes for the break. Bryan tags in Jessica, whilst Dinero crawls to the corner to tag in Tiffany. Tiffany shouts abuse at Dinero, repeatedly telling him that she doesn't want in. Dinero climbs to his feet, then Jessica pushes him into Tiffany. The referee declares it a legal tag, and demands that Tiffany enters the ring. Tiffany refuses, and verbally abuses the referee & Dinero. Jessica approaches her, grabs her by her weave, and pulls her into the ring. Jessica then hits her with the Sofa Plex for the win.

The Hart Dynasty (Tyson Kidd & David Hart Smith) & Generation Me (Max & Jeremy Buck) are in the ring. Air Boom (Kofi Kingston & Evan Bourne) are out next for a 3-Way tag team match. Tyson Kidd & DH Smith quickly eliminate Generation Me, by hitting Jeremy with the Hart Attack. Kofi hits the Trouble in Paradise on Smith, and then clotheslines Kidd over the ropes. Bourne goes up to the top rope, and then hits Air Bourne for the win.

Our cameras catch up with Kelly Kelly who's in the middle of a phone call. She's heard saying, "I really need your help," to the mystery person, but before we find out who she's talking to, Kelly closes the door on our camera crew.

The Party Boyz (Jason & Zack Ryder) make their way to the ring for a BP Tag Team Championship match. The BP Tag Team Champions Tiarnán & THE Tarrynator make their way to the ring next. Jason & Ryder extend their arms for a handshake, which Tiarnán accepts immediately. Tarrynator reluctantly accepts the handshakes, but then cheapshots Ryder right after doing so. Tarry hits Ryder with the Butterfly Suplex, and then covers for a near fall. Tarry drags Ryder to his feet and hits the Regal Plex. Tarry the ascends the turnbuckle, and drops the Bomb Scare Knee Drop across the nose of Ryder. Tarry covers Ryder, but Ryder kicks out again. Ryder tags in Jason, who connects with a springboard clothesline to Tarry. Jason attempts the Skull Snap, but Tarry counters with the Break-A-Bastard. Tarry sets up for Tarrydise, but Paul Heyman starts to walk down the ramp. Tiarnán chases him back up the ramp, which distracts the referee long enough for Burke to enter to the ring and lay Tarry out with the FU. He then drags Jason on top of Tarry, and then exits the ring. The referee turns around, and then counts Tarry's shoulders down for the win.

Our cameras cut the backstage area, where Brandon & Jayzero are attacking BP United States Champion Alberto Del Rio & BP European Champion Drew McIntyre. Jayzero & Brandon then leave for their match, having done enough damage to render the PROGRESS members unable to compete.

BP World Champion Burke is already in the ring, expecting his team mates to join him imminently. Brandon & Jayzero make their way to the ring, whilst Burke stands there looking confused. The ring announcer informs the audience that Mick Foley has changed this match to a 2-on-1 handicap match. Jayzero & Brandon beat down Burke, much to the delight of the live crowd. Jayzero holds Burke in the corner, which allows Brandon to hit the Asstastic. Burke crawls out of the corner, and climbs to his feet, but Jayzero then connects with the Super Kick. Burke walks around jelly legged until Brandon plants him with the Booty Call. Brandon raises his hand, and connects with the Weapon of Ass Destruction. Burke stumbles towards Jayzero, who hits Burke with Zero Hour, he then locks in the Anaconda Vise for the submission victory. Our show ends with Brandon & Jayzero standing over the lifeless body of the BP World Champion.

[Brandon]

The mixed tag pairings were cute, and I'm already fangirling at the thought of where the Beautiful People/Kelly/Brooke storyline is headed. And lol @ me and Jayzero jumping Alberto and Drew backstage on some Bad Girls Club shit.



tbh.

My finishers are so cute.