The Beginning of the End
Welcome to the Beautiful Persons One Year Anniversary Show... welcome to
The Beginning of the End! Our show kicks off with the intergender tag match between the teams of
Dolph Ziggler &
Rockstar Spud and
Blondetourage. Ziggler tells Spud that he's not feeling comfortable with the idea of the match, and Spud agrees to start the match for his team. Ziggler then delivered the ZigZag to Spud, allowing
Kelly Kelly to get the win for her team. Dolph & Kelly leave the ring hand in hand, with
Taryn Terrell close behind them.
Mickie James makes her way to the ring. She's closely followed by her new tag team partner,
Kharma. The BP Women's Tag Team Champions,
Velvet Sky &
Angelina Love make their way to the ring with
Lacey Von Erich close behind. They don't get a chance to finish their usual theatrical entrance, because Mickie & Kharma go on the attack from the get go. Mickie continues to pummel Velvet, until Velvet manages to roll away, and tag in Angelina. Angelina beats on Mickie, until she manages to tag in Kharma. Kharma lifts Angelina up for the Awesome Bomb, but Lacey hits Kharma with the Ugly Stick whilst Velvet flirts with the referee. Angelina waits for Kharma to make it to her feet, before hitting her with the Break-A-Bitch for the win.
Up next is the first of three matches between the
'Justice League' &
PROGRESS.
Jayzero makes his way to the ring with
Sable handcuffed to his wrist. He handcuffs her to the ring post, and enters the ring. PROGRESS's
Roddy Piper &
David Otunga make their way to the ring next. Otunga & Piper prepare to lock-up with Jayzero, but Otunga bails from the ring and runs up the ramp. Piper shouts at him to come back, but the Hot Rod finds himself on the receiving end of Zero Hour. Jayzero gets the quick win and his job back, he then releases Sable from the handcuffs, and she follows Otunga up the ramp. Piper gets the usual "Na, Na, Na's" chanted at him as he leaves Beautiful Persons for good.
The next match is a special challenge match. BP European Champion
Drew McIntyre and
European Invasion (
Magnus &
René Duprée) make their way to the ring.
Randy Orton is out first for his team, and he's followed by
John Cena. They then unveil their mystery partner, the returning
'Rated R Superstar' Edge! The six men brawl around the ring, until McIntyre drops Edge with the Future Shock for the win.
La Ascensión's team of
Sin Cara,
Ricardo Rodriguez,
Hernandez,
Anarquia &
Brie Bella make their way to the ring for the upcoming 5-on-5 Elimination Tag Team Match. La Ascensión start to cut a promo, but
Planet Funk's instantly recognisable entrance theme hits the speakers.
The Party Boyz (
Jason &
Zack Ryder) fist pump their way to the ring, whilst
The Boogie Knights (
Alex Wright &
Disco Inferno) strut to the ring with their own unique dance styles,
Naomi follows them whilst doing her
thang. The match kicks off with Naomi immediately eliminating Brie with a roll-up. Ricardo then eliminates Naomi with a hard DDT. Ricardo turns around, and is hit with the Chartbuster by Disco Inferno, leading to his elimination. Hernandez hits Disco Inferno with the Bordertoss, and pins him. Hernandez tags in Anarquia, who gets eliminated by Zack Ryder, after being hit with the Rough Ryder. Ryder tags in Alex Wright, who ends up tapping out to Sin Cara's La Mística. We're down to The Party Boyz, and Sin Cara & Hernandez. The four men brawl around the ring, until Hernandez eliminates Zack Ryder. Jason eliminates Hernandez with a roll-up immediately after. Jason and Sin Cara lock-up, and engage in a back-and-forth contest. Sin Cara attempts La Mística, but Jason struggles out and connects with the Skull Snap, giving Planet Funk the win.
The Cell structure lowers from the ceiling for the upcoming BP Women's Championship match. We get a video package recapping the events that have lead up to this match. The challenger,
Tiffany, walks into the Cell with the face of horror movie victim. The BP Women's Champion
Jessica follows. She looks up at the Cell with a look of astonishment, and an ounce of fear. Jessica shuts the door behind her, and charges at Tiffany. Tiffany runs around the ring looking for an escape route. Tiffany ducks down next to the steel steps. Jessica runs past Tiffany, and the Barbie Doll ambushes the Women's Champion. Tiffany throws Jessica into the wall of the Cell, and starts to stomp on her. Tiffany rolls Jessica into the ring and covers her, but only gets a measly one count. Tiffany sets up for the Bitch Slap, but Jessica dodges, and hits the SofaPlex. Tiffany kicks out at two, so Jessica locks in the Couch Recliner. Tiffany struggles out of it, and locks in the Butt Nekkid Choke. Jessica fights out. Tiffany mockingly does her own version of the Ali Shuffle whilst Jessica is getting to her feet. Tiffany strikes down with the Bitch Slap. Tiffany celebrates the success of hitting her finisher, but when she goes to cover Jessica, the Champion counters into a crossface, giving her the win by submission.
World's Funkiest Man makes his way to the ring with
Cameron Lynn in his corner. The BP United States Champion
Alberto Del Rio is next, and he's accompanied by
Nikki Bella. WFM and Del Rio lock horns in the center of the ring. Del Rio delivers some stiff kicks to the legs of the World's Funkiest Man. WFM counters a kick, and hits a hard clothesline on the champ. World's Funkiest Man hits the World's Funkiest Splash for a near fall. WFM throws Del Rio into the corner and charges him. Del Rio moves out of the way, and hits an Enziguri on the big man. Del Rio covers but WFM gets his foot on the rope. Del Rio runs the ropes and connects with a Shining Wizard. The BP United States Champion signals for the Cross Arm Breaker, but WFM counters into the World's Funkiest Slam. Nikki Bella jumps up onto the apron and distracts the referee. Cameron grabs her ankle and drags her down to the floor. Cameron and Nikki engage in a catfight on the outside of the ring. WFM walks towards the ropes to get a better view of the action. Alberto Del Rio takes advantage of the distraction and rolls World's Funkiest Man up to retain his title.
Our cameras cut to the backstage area where
THE Tarrynator is getting ready for his upcoming BP Tag Team Championship match. The BP Women's Tag Team Champions
Angelina Love &
Velvet Sky, along with
Lacey Von Erich, approach the former three time European Champion. "Tarry, good luck with your match tonight," Velvet says, "I really hope you become a Triple Crown Champion tonight." "I'm going to need all the luck in the world, because I haven't seen
Tiarnán since Friday Night. But you can rest assured that I will overcome the odds, and I will be one half of the new BP Tag Team Champions." "Well, if you win the titles tonight, you should hit the clubs with us to celebrate," proposes Angelina. "Yeah, I think I will. It'll be just like the good old days. I've gotta go now, my match is next. I'll catch up with you later, ok?" Tarry walks off for his match, after checking out Lacey Von Erich, of course.
The Special Guest Referee for the BP Tag Team Championship Match,
Goldberg, makes his way to the ring first. He's followed by his
PROGRESS team mates, the BP Tag Team Champions
The Rock &
Brock Lesnar. THE Tarrynator is out next, and he debuts a new attire and entrance theme. The lights go down, and creepy organ music plays over the speakers in the arena. The lights come back on again, but
Tiarnán is nowhere to be seen. Tarrynator looks around for his partner, but Goldberg calls for the bell, signalling that this match will be a handicap match. The Rock n Brock Connection beat down Tarry for a couple of minutes, until THE Tarrynator hits Tarrydise out of nowhere on The Rock. He covers, but Goldberg refuses to count. Tarrynator shows Goldberg the 'V', and hits Brock Lesnar with the REAL F5. The Rock enters the ring and hits Tarry with The Rock Bottom. The lights go down, and come back on again. Tiarnán is in the ring! Tiarnán hits The Rock with the Reverse DDT. Goldberg attempts a Spear on Tiarnán, but Tiarnán rolls out of the ring, and hits a Reverse DDT on him too. Brock Lesnar enters the ring, and finds himself on the receiving end of a Reverse DDT also. Tiarnán locks in the Phantom Sleeper on the former UFC Heavyweight Champion, whilst Tarry locks in the THE TarryTamer on The Great One. A BP Official sprints to the ring as Lesnar & The Rock tap out simultaneously. THE Tarrynator grabs the BP Tag Team Championships from ringside. After a moment of hesitation, he hands one of the belts to Tiarnán, and then raises his arm. Tiarnán drops to his knees with a big grin on his face, not only has he gotten some revenge on Goldberg, but he's also in possession of gold once again.
A video package recapping the feud between
Burke &
Brandon is shown whilst the Cell is lowered to the ring once more. The challenger, Burke makes his way to the ring with
Paul Heyman by his side. The BP World Champion Brandon walks onto the stage, looks up at the Cell, sprints into the ring, and Lou Thesz Presses Burke. The Second Official locks the door, as the First Official calls for the bell. Brandon repeatedly slaps and punches Burke's face. Burke fights Brandon off and delivers a shoulder tackle to the champion. Burke tells Brandon, "You can't see me!" and hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Brandon makes it back to his feet, only to be planted with the FU. Burke covers, but Brandon kicks out almost immediately. Burke stomps on Brandon's head, and then tries to lock in the STFU. Brandon wiggles out, and connects with a neck breaker. The World Champion throws Burke into the turnbuckle, and then continuously kicks Burke in the ribs, until Burke falls onto his ass. Brandon takes a run-up before delivering a huge dose of Asstastic. Burke kicks out at two. Brandon runs the ropes, and hits the Booty Call on his foe. Burke kicks out again. Brandon drags Burke to his feet, but is given a vicious FU. Brandon miraculously kicks out. Burke lifts Brandon up for another FU, but Brandon struggles out and hits the Face Crusher. Brandon hypes up the live crowd, licks his hand, and delivers a stinging Weapon of Ass Destruction to the buns of the Scotsman. Brandon covers Burke, but the First Official is distracted by Heyman sucker punching the Second Official on the outside of the Cell. Brandon grabs the attention of the referee, but it's too late. Burke hits Brandon with a Low Blow, and hoists him up for the FU. Burke drops him hard, and covers Brandon for the win.
PROGRESS members
The Rock,
Brock Lesnar,
Goldberg,
David Otunga & BP European Champion
Drew McIntyre enter the ring and lift the new BP World Champion Burke onto their shoulders. Our PPV goes off the air with an injured Brandon looking up at the stronger than ever PROGRESS celebrating their big win.
