No Fatties Allowed Episode 35!
Welcome to the
No Fatties Allowed Neon Night go-home show! Our kick off match is the debuting Los Aviadores (
Hunico &
Epico) taking on Generation Me (
Max &
Jeremy Buck). Epico starts the match against Jeremy, with the two individuals trading aerial maneuvers. Jeremy cheap shots Epico and rushes to tag in his brother Max. Max goes on the offensive grounding Epico. Epico comes back strong and hits the Tilt-a-Whirl DDT out of nowhere on Max. Jeremy runs into the ring only to be hit with a second Tilt-a-Whirl DDT. Epico stacks the Young Bucks and tags in his partner Hunico. Hunico goes up top and hits the Falling Star on the Bucks. He rolls Jeremy out of the ring and covers Max for the win. Impressive debut by Los Aviadores, it'll be interesting to see where they go from here.
After a recap of last weeks BP Women's Championship match,
AJ &
Kaitlyn make their way to the ring. The BP Women's Champion
Jazz is out next, she seems to have left her usual confidence behind. Maybe not being able to beat
Tiffany last week has affected her stride? The bell rings and Jazz is like a raging bull. She runs straight towards Kaitlyn and throws her shoulder first into the ring post. AJ hits Jazz from behind but soon finds herself on the receiving end of the Bitch Clamp. Jazz covers AJ for the win. Jazz begins to celebrate her win until she's interrupted by the music of the former champion, Tiffany. Tiffany is armed with a microphone and she's headed towards the ring. "Bitch, I'm gonna cut to the chase. I want a rematch!" Jazz shakes her head and walks out.
Co-GM Sable walks out onto the stages, "At
Neon Night Jazz will defend the BP Women's Championship against Tiffany, whether she likes it or not!" Tiffany applaudes Sable's decision whilst Jazz looks on in fury.
Wade Barrett appears on the big screen live from a hospital room via satellite, "
Randy Orton, you punted me in the head two weeks ago and I have yet to recover. I'm meeting with my lawyers over the next few days and you will be held responsible for your actions. And a quick message to
Sable and
Roddy Piper, if my demands are not met... I'll lead an exodus out of Beautiful Persons and into another company."
After the commerical break we had a tag team match between some of the
BP United States Championship Chase! Competitors.
Randy Orton and
John Cena teamed up to face
Billy Gunn and
Jack Swagger. Gunn and Swagger didn't stand a chance in this one. Orton and Cena were all over them and the finish came when John Cena threw Billy Gunn from the Attitude Adjustment position into a vicious looking RKO. After the match Cena and Orton stare each other down. Could we be looking at the finalists of the
BP United States Championship Chase!?
Nigel McGuinness makes his way to the ring. "My name is Nigel McGuinness, but to you wankers it's Mr. McGuinness!
Booker T, if you've got the bollocks to get in this ring with me tonight... I'll kill ya!" Booker T leaves the Commentation Station, grabs a microphone and makes his way into the ring. Booker lifts the microphone but doesn't speak into it, instead he smashes it into the skull of McGuinness. Booker kicks McGuinness's ribs, runs the ropes and hits a huge Scissor Kick to the back of Nigel's head. Booker picks up the microphone, "If you want my place at the Commentation Station, you'll have to take it from me. I challenge you to a match at
Neon Night... NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT? ... SUCKAAAAAAAA!"
After another commercial break,
THE Tarrynator makes his way to the ring. "This Sunday at
Neon Night I'm going to deliver so much damage to
Douglas Williams, that his retirement will no longer be by choice. I'm going to cripple that bastard and then I'm going to reclaim what's mine... the BP World Championship! But tonight I'm going t-"
Jason's music hits to a thunderous reception. Tarry is not happy with the
BP United States Championship Chase! Competitor interrupting his speech. The two of them lock up and start to have a great back and forth match. Tarry looks for Tarrydise but Jason reverses it into the Sunset Kick! Jason covers Tarrynator but he kicks out at 2. Jason sets up for Skull Snap but Tarry retreats to the outside. Jason tries to follow but the referee stops him and turns his back to begin the countout.
Chris Jericho slides into the ring and hits the Codebreaker on Jason. Jericho leaves the ring as Tarry slides back in and covers Jason for the 3. After the match Douglas Williams sprints to the ring as Tarry and Jericho escape. Williams grabs a microphone from ringside, "Hey Tarry old friend, a little birdie tells me that you haven't been paying your legal team. Now stop me if you already know this, but our match won't be contested under the stupid rules you made up. It'll be contested under the original terms and agreements, which means you can't use weapons and nobody can interfere on your behalf. Oh, and don't forget; if you lose... you're fired from Beautiful Persons!" Tarry's expression changes radically as he realises that Douglas Williams has outsmarted him. I cannot wait until these two square off at
Neon Night!
The music of the BP World Champion
Jayzero hit the arena and here he comes! Well it looked like him at first but on closer inspection it's the deranged
Tiarnán dressed like our champion. Somebody please get this boy some help. He asks for a microphone from ringside, "It doesn't matter who Jayzero has picked as my opponent tonight, because I; T-Zero will not only defeat them... I'll annihilate them!" Tiarnán (or T-Zero as he referred to himself) waited for his opponent, who is none other than the number one contender to the BP European Championship...
Jessica! They exchange a few hard shots with Jessica getting the better of Tiarnán. She hits him hard in the jaw which sends him shooting into the turnbuckle. She sets him up for the Super Sofaplex but Tiarnán counters into a sunset flip. Jessica kicks out and goes back on the offensive. Tiarnán breaks away and removes a turnbuckle pad. Jessica hasn't seen it and runs towards Tiarnán. He moves out of the way and she goes into the exposed turnbuckle hard. Tiarnán rolls her up and holds onto the ropes for the 3 count.
Co-GM Roddy Piper makes his way to the ring for the contract signing between
Burke and
Brandon. Burke's out next and he looks really fired up. Burke takes a seat at the table and wastes no time in signing the contract. He sits back and waits for Brandon. Brandon's music hits and he walks out onto the stage with his security team. His team bring him a chair and a microphone, "I'm not stupid Burkie. We both know that if I get in that ring, I'll be going through that table. Yeah, not gonna happen." Brandon snaps his fingers and one of his security team runs to the ring and collects the contract. He sprints back up the ramp, hands the contract to Brandon and crouches down on his hands and knees. Brandon reads the contract and then uses his security team member as a table as he signs the contract. He snaps his fingers again and the previously mentioned security team member returns to the ring to give the contract to Roddy Piper. "Well that's it, this Sunday you'll see Brandon & Burke face each other in the first ever Glow in the Dark Cell Match! And rest assured, whatever happens this will be their final encounter!" Burke stands up, "Brandon, this Sunday... I'm going to break that pretty little face of yours!" Brandon slowly begins to look around his security team as he backs away, "Well, what am I paying you for? Get them both!" Brandon's team runs down the ramp and surrounds the ring. Piper and Burke stand back to back readying themselves for the oncoming storm. Brandon's team start to fill the ring as they meet rights and lefts from Burke & Piper. Piper and Burke throw the security guards out of the ring until they're left with one. Piper locks in a Sleeperhold, he lets the guard pass out before pushing him into the path of the Super Scotsman. Burke catches Brandon's security guard in an F-U and dumps him over the top rope onto the hard floor.
After the commerical break, the BP European Champion
Worldsstrongestman makes his way to the ring. "The fact that
Tiarnán chose me over everyone else to be
Jayzero's 'poison', shows just how dominant I am! This Sunday I'll retain my European Championship against
Jessica and when I defeat the World Champion tonight, I'll certainly be the new number one contender to the World Championship. When
Roddy Piper and
Sable finally clue up and name me the number one contender, I'll happily put my European Championship up for grabs to name the first ever BP Undisputed World Champion... which will be me!" Jayzero's music hits to a reaction of biblical proportions! He unloads on Worldsstrongestman without uttering a single word. Jayzero then hits Zero Hour out of nowhere but the European Champion kicks out. Worldsstrongestman makes it back to his feet and connects with the Burning Hammer. He covers the World Champion, but he kicks out at 2. Worldsstrongestman can't believe it. He runs at the ropes and attempts the Worlds Strongest Splash but instead gets a chest full of canvas. Jayzero hits a huge DDT and both men are down. The referee begins to count both men down, they both get up at around 8. Worldsstrongestman tries to irish whip Jayzero but reverses it into an irish whip of his own, which unfortunately knocks the referee out cold. Worldsstrongestman locks in a Crossface Chickenwing on Jayzero but there's no one around to call for the bell if the World Champion taps out. Jessica comes sprinting down the ramp and kicks Worldsstrongestman in the back. He falls to his knees and Jessica delivers a hard Buzzsaw Kick! She bails as Jayzero and the referee make their way back to their feet. Jayzero hits Zero Hour and covers the BP European Champion for the win. Tiarnán runs to the ring but finds himself on the receiving end of Zero Hour. Jayzero hoists the World Championship above his head as he stands above his fallen nemesis. Who'll be the BP World Champion by the end of
Neon Night? Order the show live on PPV this Sunday!
Next up is our main event, European Invasion (
Magnus &
René Duprée) defend their BP Tag Team Championships against F.I.S.T. (
Chuck Taylor &
Johnny Gargano), the Motor City Machine Guns (
Alex Shelley &
Chris Sabin) and the Osirian Portal (
Amasis and
Ophidian). This match will be a gauntlet of sorts with two teams starting the match fighting for an elimination, once a team has been eliminated another team will enter until we have a winner. F.I.S.T. and the Motor City Machine Guns start the match with MCMG eliminating F.I.S.T. after they delivered the Skull and Bones to Taylor. Next in were the Osirian Portal who eliminated the Guns after hitting the Osirian Sacrament on Sabin. The Osirian Portal begin to celebrate with an impromptu dance-off but the European Invasion come in from behind and hit the Bonsoir on Ophidian for the win. After the match the European Invasion celebrated their victory but were interrupted by the music of
Co-GM Sable, "Gentlemen, impressive win and I'm assuming you think you don't have to defend those titles this Sunday. But let me assure you that you do and you will. And it won't be one of the teams you've faced tonight, it'll be a team or teams of my choosing!"
