Post by Tarry on Oct 31, 2011 7:59:14 GMT -5
Beautiful Persons presents: Neon Night
Welcome to the BeautifulPersons.com exclusive match between Booker T and Nigel McGuinness. The winner of this match will be the colour commentator for tonight's Neon Night Pay-Per-View event. Jim Ross's music hits and out he comes to announce this match single handedly. Nigel McGuinness is out next to a chorus of boos from our loyal Beautiful Fans. Booker T's all too familiar entrance music hits the speakers and out he comes in his signature ring gear. Booker wastes no time in laying a beating on McGuinness. McGuinness retreats to the outside but Booker follows and throws him shoulder first into the steel steps. Booker throws him back inside the ring and attempts a Scissor Kick but McGuinness counters with a duck and clothesline combination. Nigel throws Booker into the turnbuckle and sets him up for the Tower of London. Booker kicks him away and hits McGuinness with a huge axe handle smash. Booker lines up a Book End but McGuinness reverses into a STO. McGuinness sets up Booker on the top rope again but Booker fights him off and shifts himself to the ring apron. McGuinness runs into a hard shot. Booker attempts to Suplex Nigel to the outside but McGuinness shifts his weight and they both end up on the ring apron. They exchange punches until McGuinness lands a hard one on the jaw of Booker T. McGuinness leaps the top rope and hoists Booker across it. Nigel hits an improvised Tower of London! McGuinness drags Booker to the center of the ring and covers him for the 3 count. McGuinness walks over to JR at the Commentation Station and takes a seat. "Evening Jimmy boy, thanks for having me." "You make me sick." "Likewise fat boy, likewise."
We're live from the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas! The opening promo package airs, JR & Nigel McGuinness welcome us to Neon Night and the ring announcer introduces the first match. The BP Women's Champion Jazz is out first. She stands in the center of the ring awaiting the challenger. Tiffany's music hits and the place goes crazy. Jazz stares at the ramp but Tiffany doesn't seem to be entering in the traditional way. The lights go out and when they come back on again Tiffany is on the top rope! Jazz hasn't seen her. Nigel McGuinness stands up at ringside, "How could you fall for this again you stupid woman?!" Jazz turns around and falls victim to a huge Lou Thesz Press from the top rope. Jazz makes it to her feet and the referee calls for the bell to officially start our first contest. Tiffany sprints towards Jazz and hits a perfect running crossbody. Tiffany covers Jazz but she kicks out almost instantly. Tiffany takes her earrings out, showing that she's really here for a fight. Jazz climbs to her feet but meets a vicious dropkick from Tiffany. Tiffany signals that the end is near. Jazz makes it to her feet again as Tiffany attempts the Bitch Slap, but Jazz blocks it and throws Tiffany shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Jazz clotheslines Tiffany and then covers her for a 2 count. She pulls Tiffany to her feet but Tiffany kicks her in the stomach and throws her out of the ring. Tiffany follows Jazz to the outside and kicks Jazz in the jaw. Jazz crawls over to the announce table and grabs a steel chair. She tries to swing it at Tiffany but the referee grabs the chair before she can connect. The referee turns his back to move the chair away from the athletes. Nigel McGuinness hands Jazz something as Tiffany throws her back into the ring. Jazz stands up and hits Tiffany in the face with brass knuckles. The referee returns to the ring as Jazz delivers The Bitch Clamp to Tiffany for the victory.
Next up is the first of two BP United States Championship Chase! Semi Final Matches, first out is 'The One' Billy Gunn and he's followed by 'The All-American American' Jack Swagger. They stare each other down as they await the third man. The music of 'The Apex Predator' Randy Orton hits the arena and the man himself sprints down the ramp, obviously he doesn't want to wait. Billy Gunn throws a clothesline at Orton but he ducks it and hits a snap powerslam. Swagger tries the same but is met with a Viper Slam. Gunn and Swagger make it to their feet only to be clotheslined over the top rope and onto the ring apron. Orton kicks them both in the ribs and pulls them halfway into the ring for the Elevated DDT. Orton starts to punch the canvas as he waits for one of his opponents to make it to their feet. Swagger is the unlucky one as he makes it up first and is hit with an RKO. Orton covers Swagger for the victory. After the match he notices that Billy Gunn is getting to his feet, Orton runs and Punts Gunn in the skull. Orton leaves the ring as medical staff see to Billy Gunn.
After a video package airs that highlights the European Championship match, the challenger Jessica makes her way to the ring. The BP European Champion Worldsstrongestman is next. The referee lifts the European Championship above his head and calls for the bell. Worldsstrongestman gets the upperhand early off, hitting multiple powerslams and bodyslams. He grounds Jessica and then runs the ropes to attempt a Worlds Strongest Splash, but luckily she moves out of the way. Jessica goes on the offensive hitting some stiff kicks to the legs and chest of the European Champion. Jessica locks in the Couch Recliner but Worldsstrongestman makes it to his feet with Jessica on his back. Worldsstongestman's face turns menacing as he jumps into the air. Jessica hops off his back as Worldsstrongestman back bumps, obviously he intended to have Jessica cushion his impact with the canvas. Jessica legdrops the champ and then drags him into the turnbuckle. She positions him on the top rope and hooks up the Super Sofaplex. She lifts him into the air but Worldsstrongestman shifts his weight and Worlds Strongest Splashes Jessica on the way down. He remains on top of her for the 3 count. The champ celebrates with his championship as Jessica is seen to by the medical staff. She manages to make it to her feet as the crowd applaud her effort.
The next match is Douglas Williams's retirement match and if THE Tarrynator loses it'll also be his last match in Beautiful Persons. THE Tarrynator is out first to some serious heat. Doug Williams isn't far behind, the crowd seem to be on his side for this one. When these two went at it on the second ever episode of No Fatties Allowed it was a brilliant show on technical ability, tonight however will be very different. These two aren't going out there to entertain, they're going out there to inflict some serious damage on each other. The two men lock horns, exchanging hard punches to the jaw. Doug clotheslines Tarry to the floor. He then mounts him and delivers some more hard punches to the face. Doug locks in a Single Leg Boston Crab but Tarry makes it to the ropes to break the hold. Doug moves in to grab Tarry's leg but receives a foot to the face for his efforts. Tarry lays a beating on a grounded Williams. Tarry puts Doug in a Cobra Clutch. Doug runs forward grabs the hold, the momentum sends Tarry hurtling over the top rope to the floor below. Doug springboards over the top rope but Tarry catches him and gives him a huge Fallaway Slam onto the floor. Tarry throws Doug back into the ring. He attempts a Clothesline From Hell but Doug ducks and comes back with one of his own. Williams points to the top rope and then climbs the turnbuckle. Doug jumps from the top turnbuckle and hits the Bomb Scare Knee Drop across the bridge of the nose of Tarry. Tarry rolls around in pain as Doug moves in for the cover. Tarry kicks out at 2 and Doug can't believe it. Doug pulls Tarry to his feet, goes behind him and runs towards the turnbuckle for the Chaos Theory Suplex. Tarry holds onto the turnbuckle and Doug goes flying. Tarry moves in and connects with the Butterfly Suplex Pin but only gets a 2. Tarry pulls Doug to his feet but Williams turns Tarry around goes for the Chaos Theory Suplex again. Doug manages to lift Tarry over his head this time but Tarry breaks away and lands on his feet. He turns Doug around and sends him to Tarrydise for the win. After the match Tarry helps Doug to his feet. The two shake hands to show that after all they've said and done over the past few weeks, they still respect each other.
Co-GM Sable comes out onto the stage to introduce the next match. The BP Tag Team Champions European Invasion (Magnus & René Duprée) exchange side eyes with Sable as they make their way to the ring. She introduces their opponents, Molly Holly & Melina. Magnus & Duprée laugh at the GM's selection. Molly and Melina wipe the smile of European Invasion's faces as they lay a beating on the two. Melina attempts the Last Call on Magnus but he scoops her onto his shoulders and hits Tormentum for the 3 count. Sable tells the champions that their night is not over yet, The Miz & Alex Riley burst through the curtain and run to the ring. Duprée hits the Duprée Driver on Riley for the win. The European Invasion start to leave the ring but Randy Orton's music hits. Orton and Cody Rhodes make their way to the ring and start to beat down the champs. Orton RKOs Magnus but Wade Barrett comes from the crowd and hits Wasteland on Orton. Barrett then pulls Magnus on top of Orton to secure the victory. Barrett exits through the crowd as European Invasion celebrate their wins.
Next up was the second BP United States Championship Chase! Semi Final Match. Chris Jericho entered first to a boos, John Cena followed to a mixed reaction and lastly Jason arrived to a huge reaction. The three men exchange stares before going at it. The end came when Cena delivered an Attitude Adjustment to Jericho, only to find himself on the receiving end of Jason's Sunset Kick which gave Jason the victory.
It's co-main event time as Tiarnán challenged Jayzero for the BP World Championship. Tiarnán came out first with a new entrance music that seemed to be a mash-up of his own theme and the World Champion's theme. Jayzero came out next to the delight of the BP Fans. Jayzero poses on the top rope with his championship but Tiarnán comes up from behind and delivers a hard shot to the back. Tiarnán viciously attacks Jayzero and locks in the Dragon Sleeper Hold early. Jayzero breaks free and almost Superkicks Tiarnán's jaw off. Jayzero covers Tiarnán but he kicks out. Tiarnán hits a head scissors take down and attempts an armbar. Jayzero gets to the ropes and the referee calls for the break. Tiarnán runs towards Jayzero but finds himself on the receiving end of Zero Hour. Tiarnán rolls to the outside so Jayzero can't get the pin. Tiarnán returns to the ring with a steel chair and swings it at Jayzero. The World Champion ducks the shot and snatches the chair to deliver a shot of his own. The referee calls for the bell and give Tiarnán the win by DQ; which means Jayzero is still the champion. Jayzero isn't done as he throws Tiarnán out of the ring and then follows him. He strips the French announce table and throws Tiarnán on top of it. Jayzero joins him on top of the table and then hits Zero Hour putting his nemesis through the table.
It's finally time for the Neon Night exclusive match, the first ever Glow in the Dark Cell match to settle the score between Burke and Brandon. Brandon comes out first covered in neon body paint. Burke follows debuting his new fluorescent t-shirt which is available now at BPShopzone.com. Burke personally locks the door behind him so Brandon knows there's no escaping his fury. The two of them exchange huge punches until one of Burke's knocks Brandon out of the ring. Burke follows him out, picks up Brandon and scrapes his face against the chainlink. Burke throws him back into the ring and delivers a huge FU. Burke doesn't go for the pin and instead throws Brandon from the ring into the cell wall. Brandon goes through a section of it, which gives him the opening to escape. Brandon starts to scale the cell wall and ends up on top of the structure. Burke starts to follow as Brandon looks for a way to escape. Burke gets to the top of the cell and has Brandon exactly where he wants him. Burke grabs Brandon and FUs him from the top of the cell through the Commentation Station below. Burke remains on top of the cell but a mysterious figure appears from nowhere and starts to beat down Burke. The mystery man pulls back his hood to reveal himself as THE Tarrynator. Tarry hits Tarrydise which sends Burke through the top of the cell to the canvas below. Tarry climbs down the side of the cell and helps Brandon to his feet. Brandon and Tarry enter the ring and start to inflict serious damage on Burke. Tarry sits Burke in the corner and points to Brandon. Brandon runs over and hits Asstastic on Burke, adding insult to his injuries. Tarry pulls Burke from the corner and hooks up Tarrydise. Brandon limps over and hooks up the Mic Check and they both hit their finishers at the same time. Brandon then covers Burke for the victory. Brandon and Tarry leave the cell through the door. Brandon walks up to the stage as Tarry runs back down to the cell. He walks around the four corners of the cell and pulls off the safety clasps. He gives the structure a big kick which makes the cell collapse on top of the already beaten Burke. Neon Night goes off the air with a shot of the collapsed cell.
Tune in to No Fatties Allowed this Wednesday to witness the fallout of Neon Night and the build up to our next Pay-Per-View event, Showdown in Vegas!