Funny/Dumb/Etc Wrestling Comments

[Mutant Couch]

I am slow, but hopefully not that slow.

[Brandon]

[Brandon]

[Burke]

http://instagram.com/p/BlbVYkdgAnD

[Tarry]

Meltzer has a problem with L.A. Park tweeting using his real name and decides to call him out on it by retweeting a post of Park meeting a disabled fan. This man has something seriously wrong with him.

[Brandon]

People who take wrestling THIS seriously need to get a life. Especially at his big age.

[Burke]

When someone trolled him with a question about Mr. Burns selling his mansion to Bret Hart in a Simpsons episode and he completely missed the reference and gave a deadly serious answer:

[Tarry]

This is so true though.

[Brandon]

[Brandon]

The way Eva speaks is always like she’s going one way then she takes a left, then a right, does a u-turn, takes another left, stops and asks for directions, goes for a right thinking it’s her left and so on.

[Burke]

Cody Rhodes: "There was one meeting where Booker T was in the room and CM Punk hit the 'As the locker room leader, I'm telling all of you guys to pick up your trash' and Booker literally threw his trash on the floor."

Recreation of Booker's face when Punk gave him that order:

[Brandon]

I screamed! The whole locker room hating him and AJ as much as we did.

[Burke]

Lol I just read another story about Punk getting mad at Edge and Chris Jericho one time for watching some Canadian Olympic event or something backstage before a tag match. He refused to tag Jericho into the match and when they got backstage he was shouting at Edge and Jericho for being unprofessional and not focusing on the match.

Then years later Punk spent all his time tweeting about hockey while he was backstage.

[Burke]

“There’s a lot of attitudes that AJ has outside of the ring that I don’t respect.”

Lmao.

[Mutant Couch]

WWE is so messy. We all know he's talking about AJ's bigotry and maintaining himself as a heel for doing it.