Funny/Dumb/Etc Wrestling Comments

[Burke]

Can be from anywhere. I'm starting with John Cena comments on YouTube. They're hilarious.

John Cena we coming for you Wiggah!!!

I respect your opinion but We been Anti-Cena since he started his thuganomics and what i mean by we is that myself and allof of people i know where I'm from is Los Angeles California started making videos of Anti-Cena and thenwe got bigger in Cali from Oakland, San Diego, Sacramento and San Francisco. The reason we always hated him was first he was from west newbury living in the suburbs trying to be a nigga that's a big NO NO where we from

john cena sucks john cena is gay john cena stupid gimmick john cena is worst wrestler ever why john cena every time go to wrestlemania he worst wrestler why he greatest wwe champion

Yoooo yoooo yooo yoo!!!!! I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeee John Cena! he doesnt suck at all! He is a good wrestler and he is sooo sexii! and He DOES NOT look like a girl. if you wanna see a girl look at Chris Jericho!!!!!!!! you people are retarteddd! and stupidd soo goodbyeee Cena haterss! have a nice day! o0o0o

That last one isn't me, btw. Just someone pretending to be.

[Brandon]

The reason Kharma didn't attack kelly Kelly is because Kelly Kelly got dem hands!

Kharma did not want to get dat a$$ beat by K2!

[Burke]

I agree with that one actually. Kelly Kelly ain't to be fucked with.

[Tarry]

From ECW One Night Stand II:

If Cena Wins We Riot

No you wouldn't. You would have complained about it on internet forums for the next 5 years.

[Tiarnán]

As good as [Morrison] looks he probably hasn't had much pussy. Melina is probably the only woman he's ever fucked ("shared his body and experiences with") so he's more than likely sprung over her to the point where he's probably co-dependent of her. Basically he's a 30 year old man with the sexual experience of an 18 year old.

This makes it hard for him to take charge, be dependent or move on as he probably feels he can't find anyone who will treat him "right" like Melina. Or he has insecurities that tell him he can't get any other women and he got lucky with Melina.

Seriously?

[Burke]

kelly kelly + maryse = premature ejaculation

Maryse is ugly and stupid Lacey would beat her up

Kelly Kelly is kinda better than Maryse, sure Maryse is sexy and a black belt in Martial Arts, but it's wrestling, and Maryse only got the divas champ by winning to the TWIG Michelle McFool.

no kelly isnt . im not a lez but maryse is so much hotter then kelly (no homo)

Kelly loses all the time and she can't even lift any of her opponents, she is weak and a useless piece of shit.

i see why they call her karmara because everyone who did bad things well pay the price n marsye she been on the evil side

who's breast implants are going to be busted next lmao!!! you can clearly see when kharma uses her finisher the diva s boobs strike the mat and they fall facedown LOL

[Tiffany]

i try to avoid reading youtube comments as often as possible. my eyes automatically glaze over any statement that utters "maryse" and "ugly" in the same breath.

[Burke]

I never really thought of it like this before but between Maryse, Kelly, HHH and Cena, pretty much all my favourite wrestlers are universally hated by internet fans.

[Tiffany]

May 5, 2011 17:55:05 GMT -5 Burke said:

pretty much all my favourite wrestlers are universally hated by internet fans.

try being a Michelle McCool fan

[Burke]

I thought Michelle in the last year or two was starting to earn people's respect more.

Although personally, I still found her boring. I hated when people brought up the Undertaker thing though. It's as ridiculous as the people who say HHH would be a jobber if he never married Stephanie.

[Tiffany]

May 5, 2011 18:02:51 GMT -5 Burke said:

I thought Michelle in the last year or two was starting to earn people's respect more.

May 5, 2011 18:02:51 GMT -5 Burke said:

Although personally, I still found her boring.

oh

[Burke]

What?? At least I'm being honest. I suppose she will always have a special place in my heart no matter what though purely for the fact that she was the person who lost to Maryse and set her off on her glorious first Divas Championship reign.

[Tiffany]

May 5, 2011 18:19:35 GMT -5 Burke said:

she was the person who lost to Maryse and set her off on her glorious first Divas Championship reign.

*succeeded her throne to Maryse.

suggesting she simply 'lost' to Maryse trivializes our reigning Queen's accomplishments.

[Burke]

That sounds way better.

Though I refuse to acknowledge that Maryse ever "succeeded her throne" to Mickie James or Eve, Divas title loss or not. She's still the reigning Queen.

[Tiffany]

May 5, 2011 18:32:30 GMT -5 Burke said:

I refuse to acknowledge that Maryse ever "succeeded her throne" to Mickie James or Eve

*temporary leave of absence