Funny/Dumb/Etc Wrestling Comments

[Jayzero]

Jinder Mahal is WWE Champion

[Brandon]

http://instagram.com/p/BVTsZKCDRja

[Mutant Couch]

Astro, you need to go handle business.

[Mutant Couch]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVin3DtnP2d

Taker could have used his daughter's coaching before retiring.

[Jayzero]

I mean, she's not wrong

[Burke]

Vince Russo once said that Buff Bagwell had more charisma than The Rock.

[Burke]

www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/6wp52q/raw_spoilers_identity_of_tonights_murder_victim/

Leati Joseph Anoaʻi (born May 25, 1985) is an American professional wrestler, former professional Canadian football player and a member of the Anoaʻi family signed to WWE, where he performs on the Raw brand under the ring name Roman Reigns. He is a 3-time World Heavyweight Champion, 1-time Tag Team champion and 1-time US champion.

Anoa'i was murdered tonight, August 28, 2017 by John Cena after Cena doused Roman with gasoline and set him on fire. Reigns was admitted to the local burn unit with 3rd degree burns over 99% of his body. He passed away just hours later.

Police are searching for Cena, however nobody has seen him.

[Brandon]

Regarding the Team Raw vs. Team SmackDown women's match at Survivor Series:

nothing will compare to Beth vs McCool's champ vs champ, so keep it.

lol what was special about that match?

Nattie turtle walking down the ramp and holding up the lumberjill line up because she couldn’t walk in heels at the time is iconic, do not

[Mutant Couch]

I had that hairstyle blocked. Nattie has come so far.

[Brandon]

She owes Maryse and the Bellas her first born.

[Brandon]

when we look for the stars in the night and find an eclipse

Someone joking that Ember will take Nattie’s spot on Team SmackDown instead of Paige since Survivor Series is in her hometown lol.

[Brandon]

@ Mike & Maria:

No wonder she couldn't continue her diva dirt blogs. She didn't have money for internet

Guess it also explains why she only live tweeted TD once, cable got cut off.

Talking all that shit about the Bellas and they daddy, but was struggling to eat.

when_you_do_clownery.mp4

💀

[Brandon]

That's not the only booty you've been eating, Sis. 😭

Why he look like he's being forced to do this under duress? Like he's a hostage.

[Burke]

http://instagr.am/p/BgyTvieA8CN

I'm watching the episode of RAW where Undertaker attacked David Flair to try to goad Ric into facing him at WrestleMania. John Cena should do something similar to try to get Undertaker to face him.

John Cena should attack David Flair.

I never realised just how many Undertaker WM storylines are basically either him trying to goad his opponent into accepting a match (WM 18/20/28) or his opponent doing it to him (WM 14/17/26/31/34).

[Brandon]

I just saw a tweet that said Finn Bálor is the Macklemore of WWE. 💀

Tea.