Funny/Dumb/Etc Wrestling Comments

[Brandon]

May 26, 2011 12:02:52 GMT -5 Tiarnán said:

You rose to my bait first though, so we're even in that sense.

More like I came up behind you and pushed you in the water. Defending Melina was you doggy splashing on the surface.

[Tiarnán]

If that was the case then I doubt you would've gotten into the specifics of Velvet's supposed technical abilities. Granted, the bait may not have been intended for you specifically, but you swallowed it nethertheless.

[Brandon]

I said that Velvet is sloppy. She is. So is Melina.

[Tiarnán]

You said some crap about Velvet being a competent wrestler who knows how the keep a match together. Then you threw in a random Melina reference at the end to make it look like you were baiting me.

[Brandon]

Which again, you fell for. Predictably. That's starting to be your theme around here.

[Deleted]

May 26, 2011 9:20:05 GMT -5 Tarry said:

Unfortunately for Velvet this one is true, although it's unfair to compare her to the AAA women. They've had the experience of travelling all the way around the world whilst she's been stuck with a company who don't have much faith in her.

That's true it is unfair to compare her to those women.

Velvet hasn't wrestled all over the world and she doesn't have experience in Lucha. However, I think she can learn and I don't think she's going to embarass herself in the upcoming match in AAA.

[Tarry]

May 26, 2011 12:50:27 GMT -5 @zino said:

I don't think she's going to embarass herself in the upcoming match in AAA.

I doubt they'd give her the chance to do so. AAA are very good at knowing how long to put people in the ring, they sparingly use one of their former top guys because he's gotten so slow in the ring. So I'm guessing that Velvet will get tagged in either in the middle to be worked on or close to the end to get pinned.

[Burke]

i do not like maryse because she all ways think about her self and she think is all that because she can speak french the crowd who likes her are wasating there breath

Excuse Me?

Maryse Does Not Suuck

You Guys Are Just Jealous

Cuz SHE IS BETTER THAN YOUU!

it obvious Maryse is THE NEST DIVAS CHAMPION!

xoxoMaryssa

how long does it take to grow your hair the length of maryse's? and btw, maryse has got some extremely brute strength

I think Eve's butt is fake, and who does she think she is to push Maryse just like that, is she trying to look tough or something? oh plz. I used to like Eve but now I hate her so much. Maryse> Eve.

EVE IS A FUKN PUSSY!!

gonna push maryse then quickly walk away.. pussy move

Eve is so ugly ! She's too fat & Melina change !!!!!! Maryse is sexy . She's the best so Eve fuck off

Can I see Melina and Maryse kick out Nattie's and Eve's asshole?

maryse is not hot michelle mccool is better than her mccool could beat up her ass

OK NOW IM PISSED NT ONLY DO THE BELLA TWINS CHEAT BUT WE HAVE NO IDEA IF THEY R GOOD N CAN CARRY A MATCH OR NT CAUSE THEY'VE NEVER FINISH 1 BUT PPL STILL CHEER 4 THEM & YET WHEN MARYSE CHEATS SHE GETS BOOED...@ LEAST WE KNO SHE HAS STAMINA & ENOUGH TALENT 2 FINISH AN ENTIRE MATCH.......which iz a bigger insult 2 divas than santino parading around as his own twin... I 4 one absolutely REFUSE 2 cheer 4 them until i actually c 1 of em finish 5 matches on there own

[Deleted]

EDIT
More Velvet haterade.

She's one of the most unlikeable wrestlers in TNA
I really can't stand her, she's annoying as f*** and her matches usually suck ass

She needs to be far away from the ring and the mic

Taz they won't let the pigeons loose. They finally realized Tessmacher's ass destroys Velvet's.

TNA is really forcing Velvet down people's throats.

Velvet is only enjoyable when she's playing Angelina's sidekick
But then again, TBP haven't been entertaining since mid 2009

[Burke]

May 4, 2011 15:45:42 GMT -5 Brandon said:

The reason Kharma didn't attack kelly Kelly is because Kelly Kelly got dem hands!

Kharma did not want to get dat a$$ beat by K2!

We all laughed at this person when in fact we should have been celebrating their pearls of wisdom.

The facts speak for themselves. Kharma destroyed every other diva but didn’t want to step to K2.

Kharma. Fears. Kelly.

[Angelwings]

May 26, 2011 19:13:43 GMT -5 @zino said:

More Velvet haterade.

Assuming those quotes came from where I think they came from, we best hope for a massive Velvet push.

Maybe it will succeed in driving a few whiny not-so-smarts from the TNA fanbase and forum. Which can only be a good thing for everyone less obsessively hateristic.

[Deleted]

May 28, 2011 4:59:58 GMT -5 Angelwings said:

May 26, 2011 19:13:43 GMT -5 @zino said:

More Velvet haterade.

Assuming those quotes came from where I think they came from, we best hope for a massive Velvet push.

Maybe it will succeed in driving a few whiny not-so-smarts from the TNA fanbase and forum. Which can only be a good thing for everyone less obsessively hateristic.

Yes they are where you think their from.

I hope Velvet receives a massive push as well but that's more up to TNA then her. I just don't want to get my hopes up on it.

[Tiarnán]

okkk seriously im pissed off cuz lik they should get maria bac n continue the story line of maria and melina sooo melina can explain n my bro thinks tat ppl hates melina in realife lik the wwe superstars cuz she has something secret in her locker!!!

- Wise words from 4everHannah18

[Brandon]

Wrestling is like Velvet Sky's tits - even though it's fake we still love it

[Deleted]

The brawl was pretty bad and went way too long given the tentative quality of it. Velvet is mediocrity unleashed, although I must say it was truly funny when ODB stripped her shirt off and Velvet rolled around clutching her cartoon balloons as though her standard exposure was suddenly threatening her modesty. That being in the costume she was about to be photographed in for the benefit of droolers in the Impact Zone. Velvet’s career is built around awkward softcore posing with lots of grotesque implant bulging. ODB for her part is likely capable of far more than this but yelling whore and thrashing the inept Ms Sky isn’t getting her over as a heel so much as a distracting noise. Her best moment was the wiener slap on the photog. Where the hell were back-up security after a Knockout destroyed the ringside dude’s in 15 seconds? And to finish with this segment, how frigging stupid is Velvet that she can’t extricate herself from a t-shirt around the neck, it’s cotton, not anaconda. Just laughably lame.