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Post by Burke on May 18, 2011 15:46:45 GMT -5
Perhaps your injury was karma for trying to get me fired last week?
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Post by Brandon on May 18, 2011 15:48:51 GMT -5
How did I get injured cutting a promo though? I must have put a little too much in my talk to the hand gesture.
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Post by Tarry on May 18, 2011 16:05:39 GMT -5
How did I get injured cutting a promo though? I must have put a little too much in my talk to the hand gesture. Maybe you faked your injury to get out of your match with London Brawling. I mean, they are the only undefeated regular tag team in wrestling history. |
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Post by Brandon on May 18, 2011 16:07:20 GMT -5
I wouldn't put it past me, tbqh.
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Post by Tarry on May 18, 2011 16:10:54 GMT -5
I wouldn't put it past me, tbqh. I think Burke may have been right: |
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Post by Brandon on May 18, 2011 16:14:41 GMT -5
Oh, is that what Burke thinks?  |
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Post by Burke on May 18, 2011 16:26:03 GMT -5
^Lol. Ain't nobody scared of a one handed man. I'll step on your fingers and you'll be screaming I quit quicker than Miz will on Sunday tbh.
I personally think the Tag titles should have been held up after MalFizzle fought to that time-limit draw with myself and John Cena a couple weeks ago. I mean, what kind of real champion would be happy to retain their title that way??
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Post by Brandon on May 18, 2011 16:29:04 GMT -5
Ain't nobody scared of a one handed man. The other one is rearing back to bitch slap you. |
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Post by Burke on May 18, 2011 16:34:01 GMT -5
Go head. I'll sue you and BP for everything you've got. I can't be dealing with such an unsafe working environment. Maybe I should make the jump to WWE. You know, the number one promotion in the world.
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Post by Brandon on May 18, 2011 16:40:07 GMT -5
You're right. I think a show like NXT would be much better suited for you and your talents (or lack thereof).
Faxing you your pink slip now.
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Post by Burke on May 18, 2011 16:44:25 GMT -5
Right now you should really be concerning yourself with healing your hand more than anything. One more injury and I hear you're getting Mr. Kennedy'd.
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Post by Brandon on May 18, 2011 16:48:50 GMT -5
For once, you're right. I have a grand return to prepare for and a Gobbledy Gooker costume to order. Which I plan on beating you senseless with, fyi.
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Post by Burke on May 18, 2011 16:50:25 GMT -5
B rn:  |
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Post by Brandon on May 18, 2011 16:56:42 GMT -5
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Post by Tarry on May 18, 2011 17:07:50 GMT -5
Episode 12 - PART 1
Our show opens with THE Tarrynator conversing with his faction, Continental Coalition. He praised London Brawling, Wade Barrett & Douglas Williams for their recent ventures but had some words for Jayzero. Tarrynator told him that if he didn’t buck up his ideas then he’d be forced out of the group. Jayzero promised to improve tonight and told Tarrynator that he wouldn’t let him down. Jayzero then left the locker room. Tarry turned his attention to female members; Layla & Winter. He requested that one of the two win the BP Women’s Championship at or before Global Warfare! He then left the locker room and walked into the corridor where his dear friend, Roddy Piper seemed to be plotting something. The two stared each other down before leaving in separate directions; I’m taking that as some kind of symbol of respect.
The first match on the latest episode of No Fatties Allowed was a 4 on 4 Womens Tag Match; The Beautiful People, Kelly Kelly & Jessica against the team of Layla, Winter, Michelle McCool & Maryse. BP Women’s Champion; Molly Holly was sitting at ringside, obviously scouting her possible opponent (or opponents) for Global Warfare! Maryse got the win over Kelly Kelly with the French Kiss, surely she must be the number one contender now. Layla got on the mic after the match and congratulated Maryse; she then offered Maryse a spot in Continental Coalition. It appeared as if Maryse was thinking about the offer, well until she dropped Layla with the French Kiss. Winter tried to attack Maryse, who was just too quick; she dodged Winter’s attack and caught her with the French TKO. Maryse left the ring alone. I honestly have no idea where Michelle went.
Zack Ryder was victorious once again this week; this time in a triple threat match featuring John Morrison & Justin Gabriel. Ryder got the win with the Rough Ryder.
Back from the commercial break and Melina is in the ring. She talked about a bunch of subjects which included; her A-List friends, her BFF Tiarnan, her ‘man’ John Morrison and her hopes of winning the BP Women’s Championship before turning her attention to her nemesis Val Venis. Before she could say anything about him, he came to the ring. Val got down on one knee and proposed to Melina, he said he’s ready to settle down and that he’s always wanted her. She stood there with a perplexed look on her face before kicking Val in the side of the head. She left the ring chuckling to herself... this segment will go down in history in my opinion.
Our cameras go to the office of our GM, Sable. She announces that she has decided on the Global Warfare! BP Women’s Championship Match. She says that there isn’t one number one contender, but nine number one contenders. The BP Women’s Championship is going to be defended in a 10 Woman Battle Royal. Sable confirmed that the participants are; BP Women’s Champion Molly Holly, Maryse, Jessica, Winter, Kelly Kelly, Velvet Sky, Angelina Love, Layla, Melina and a surprise participant. She smirked and then demanded the camera men to get out of her office.
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