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Post by jayzero42690 on May 29, 2011 15:58:17 GMT -5
We should all just start doing the write-ups tbh. Saves Burke the hassle and gives everyone alot more freedom. I never really read the result things anymore anyways. They're long, annoying and repetitive.
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Post by Brandon on May 29, 2011 16:21:12 GMT -5
I'm sure Burke will cum thru shortly. It never takes him long. I'm itching to get my write-ups started. lol, don't you already know the results? |
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Post by Tarry on May 29, 2011 16:23:49 GMT -5
don't you already know the results? I've changed my mind so much over this month, so I have no idea what my final choice was for a few of the matches. I obviously know the result of the main event, BP European Championship match and Piper/Rhodes but the rest were constantly changing. Especially the divas battle royal, that changed almost everytime I looked at it. |
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Post by Tiarnán on May 29, 2011 16:29:48 GMT -5
I recommend a Molly victory.
Great write-up btw.
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Post by Burke on May 29, 2011 16:31:01 GMT -5
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Post by Tiarnán on May 29, 2011 16:31:56 GMT -5
I'm assuming the crane is the mechanical kind and not the bird by the way? 'Cause my first mental thought when reading that was a bird flying down holding me in its claws(?), lol.
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Post by Tiarnán on May 29, 2011 16:33:33 GMT -5
Oh, so much for the Molly win. She can take it back during my next go. And yay, I won! Reigning champion of Europe.  |
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Post by Tarry on May 29, 2011 16:34:43 GMT -5
I'm assuming the crane is the mechanical kind and not the bird by the way? 'Cause my first mental thought when reading that was a bird flying down holding me in its claws(?), lol. It was supposed to be the mechanical kind but I'm leaving it open for the reader to decide. |
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Post by Tarry on May 29, 2011 16:38:22 GMT -5
Edge vs Barrett - match of the night? ... I only threw it on there so I didn't leave them off the card.
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Post by Tarry on May 29, 2011 18:16:23 GMT -5
Beautiful Persons: Global Warfare!
We’re live from the O2 Arena in London and live on PPV for the rest of the world, it’s Beautiful Persons: Global Warfare! 2011. Our announcers Booker T & Jim Ross run through tonight’s matches and we kick off in style with a 10 Diva Battle Royal for the BP Women’s Championship. Out first is the current BP Women’s Champion Molly Holly she looks worried and so she should. She’s followed by Jessica who has a confident look on her face, she never takes her eyes off the championship. She obviously wants to take that title back to BPX. Next out is Continental Coalition (Winter & Layla), it’ll be interesting to see if they work together in this. Melina is next, she imitates Val Venis’ trademark entrance; jolly good show. The Beautiful People (Angelina Love & Velvet Sky) make their way to the ring together; their patented ring entrance and all. Kelly Kelly next, she works the crowd up as usual. The smoke detectors are ready to go off because out next is Maryse. And finally, the mystery participant. The lights dim, there’s a countdown, the crowd is on the edge of their seats and it’s... Sable! The General Manager herself has booked herself to compete here tonight. She grabs a microphone and tells the ladies in the ring that whilst they’ve been impressive this month, she’s been more impressive. She’s made some great decisions, such as booking a huge main event for tonight and vacating the tag titles even though it hurt her to do so. She climbs into the ring and we’re off! Remember that in a divas battle royal you can be eliminated by going through the ropes, so no sneaky sliding out of the ring to avoid competing. Winter and Layla are eliminated first and second by the rest of the divas. Molly is eliminated by Maryse, which means we’re guaranteed a NEW BP Women’s Champion! The Beautiful People work together to eliminate Kelly but they’re both eliminated by Melina. Melina is eliminated by Jessica, who is then eliminated by Sable. Sable and Maryse have an impromptu ‘pose off’ which ends with Maryse eliminating Sable and reclaiming her thrown as the BP Women’s Champion. Sable graciously congratulates Maryse after the match, in a sort of a passing of the torch moment.
Edge vs. Wade Barrett is up next, we get a video recap of the feud and then we go to entrances. Out first is Barrett, he’s met with a rupture of cheers; well, we are in England. Edge is met with a similar amount of cheers, sounds like we have a neutral crowd in tonight. The two circle each other for a while until Edge strikes first. Edge gets the upper-hand to start the match, he delivers a few of his signature moves but his momentum is stopped by a huge right hand from Barrett. The two continue to scrap until Edge hits a Spear out of nowhere. He only gets a two count. Edge back on the assault, locking in a sharpshooter but Barrett gets to the ropes. Edge sets up for another Spear but Barrett pulls the ref in the way. Barrett grabs the ring bell and clobbers Edge with it. He picks him up for Wasteland and connects. He covers Edge whilst a fresh ref runs down the aisle. Edge kicks out at 2! Barrett obviously frustrated clotheslines the referee and incapacitates him. Barrett lifts Edge up for a second Wasteland but Edge reverses it into a DDT. A third referee is in the ring now, Edge sets up for a Spear but he’s caught in Wasteland and it connects! Barrett gets the win.
Team MCMG (Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, John Morrison & D’Angelo Dinero vs. Team J-iz (Chris Jericho, The Miz, Zack Ryder & Jack Swagger ended when The Miz hit the Skull Crushing Finale on John Morrison. The ego driven stars remained in the ring to celebrate their win.
Douglas Williams arrives for his match against down on his luck, Jason. Williams is the obvious favourite for the match, he’s a great technical wrestler and he’s on his home turf. I’m not ruling Jason out though; actually I think this will give him a huge boost in desire to win. Doug grounds Jason to start the match executing multiple chain wrestling holds. Jason looks panicked, maybe he didn’t quite prepare enough for this match. Williams locks in an arm bar but Jason makes his way to the ropes to break the hold. Jason starts to build some offense and delivers a Skull Snap and covers Doug. Doug kicks out and Jason looks unnerved. Jason sets up for Sunset Kick but Doug dodges it and hits a few German Suplexes. Doug runs Jason into the corner for the Chaos Theory but Jason hangs onto the turnbuckle sending Doug flying. Jason goes up top for a crossbody but misses. Doug takes advantage of the situation by running Jason into the corner and hitting the Chaos Theory for the win. After the match Doug starts stomping a mudhole into Jason until Jayzero hits the ring for the save! Jayzero hits Doug with the Zero Hour and sends him reeling. Jayzero helps his former foe to his feet and raises his hand as though he’d won; very touching moment.
Up next is the long awaited Cody Rhodes vs. Roddy Piper match. We recap the feud and the entrances begin. Cody makes his way to the ring accompanied by a group of people made to look like The Phantom. The crowd seems to be in complete shock. Piper is played to the ring by a bagpipe group, vintage Hot Rod! Roddy Piper, the unofficial member of Continental Coalition isn’t wearing his usual red and white ringer shirt but instead the new Tarrynator t-shirt, which is available from our official site now! This is a meeting of generations’ right here; I’ve been looking forward to this match for so long. If Piper wins Rhodes will answer all of the Hot Rod’s questions truthfully. The bell rings and they lock up, Piper dominates in the early going. He’s taking Rhodes to school here, locking in multiple classic holds. Piper throws a dropkick and that’s the game changer as Rhodes ducks it and follows it up with a Beautiful Disaster. Rhodes is now on the offense, he’s taking Piper to the “Nu Skool”... I hate myself for that one. Rhodes goes for Cross Rhodes but is reversed and Piper locks in the Sleeperhold, it could be all over! Rhodes grabs the referee and lowblows Piper without being seen. He follows it up with Cross Rhodes and it’s all over. Rhodes gets away without answering any questions.
London Brawling (Magnus & Desmond Wolfe) make their way to the ring to a deafening roar. Calling yourself ‘London Brawling’ is bound to get that reaction in London. The crowd goes silent, a countdown appears on the screen and here they come. Accompanied to the ring by Brandon (who’s sporting a diamond studded sling) the newly formed team of Tiffany & Worldsstrongestman, Beauty & The Beast! The crowd are really into this one. Worldsstrongestman is starting out with Magnus, WSM destroys Magnus leading him to tag in Des. Wolfe gets in a bit of offense before being flattened by Worldsstrongestman. He tags in Tiffany and she locks in the Butt Nekkid Choke, Magnus tries to make the save but he’s pulled off of the apron by Brandon. Wolfe taps out and we have NEW BP Tag Team Champions: Beauty & The Beast!
Up next is the co-main event of the evening, Tiarnán vs. Randy Orton for the BP European Championship. The challenger, Randy Orton makes his way to the ring first where he waits for his opponent. Tiarnán zip-lines to the ring in a sparkly emerald green attire which seems to be a cross between a typical Melina attire and a traditional Celtic get up. Randy starts strong but Tiarnán seems to just shake off any damage. Tiarnán gets in some offense before hitting a Snap Reverse DDT. Tiarnán covers but Orton kicks out. The two roll around the ring for a while before Orton breaks away and lines up The Punt. Tiarnán moves out of the way and hits an STO. Tiarnán goes for a Sunset Flip but is thrown off the back of Orton and hit with the Olympic Slam. Orton sets up for an RKO but as he jumps for it he’s caught in a Dragon Sleeper. Orton tries fight out but passes out under the pressure. Tiarnán retains the BP European Championship.
It’s now time for our main event and it’s for the BP World Championship. North America’s John Cena, the current champion is out first. Out next is Scotland’s Burke and finally England’s own THE Tarrynator. Tarry grabs a microphone before the match and offers Burke a spot in Continental Coalition, he extends his hand and Burke shakes it before F-Uing Tarry over the ropes to start the match. Burke and Cena go at it; they exchange shots and signature moves before Cena drops Burke with the Attitude Adjustment. Tarry slides into the ring hits Cena with Tarrydise and covers him for the win. Tarrynator becomes the NEW BP World Champion! After the match Tarry jumps into the crowd and celebrates with his home country people. Cena and Burke stare at each other in disbelief to end the show.
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Post by Burke on May 29, 2011 18:33:08 GMT -5
I can just picture those biased English fans booing my Scottish ass right out the building.
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Post by Brandon on May 29, 2011 19:58:52 GMT -5
Magnus tries to make the save but he’s pulled off of the apron by Brandon. |
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Post by Tarry on May 29, 2011 20:18:06 GMT -5
So now that I'm done I can say which storylines I loved and which ones were tedious.
Loved:
Tiarnán/Orton
Rhodes/Piper
The Divas proving themselves to Sable
MalFizzle and Beauty & The Beast segments
Disliked:
Cena/Burke/Tarry/Jayzero
Edge/Barrett
Jason/Williams
Hated:
MCMG vs J-iz
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Post by Brandon on May 29, 2011 20:29:25 GMT -5
I really liked Tiarnán and Orton's almost student/pupil relationship. Without giving away too much I was inspired to continue that for my month. I love that Sable inserted herself in the Divas battle royal and how you described her presenting the Women's Championship to Maryse as a passing of the torch moment. Nearly shed a tear tbh! Oh, and I love how I was at ringside with a bedazzled sling. Even in injury, you gave me life. I'm so excited for my run next! (Just between us, you all should be too.)
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