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Post by Burke on May 4, 2011 16:00:57 GMT -5
Orlando Jordan in general was the most boring and pointless thing ever tbh.
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Post by Tiarnán on May 4, 2011 16:04:33 GMT -5
I liked OJ in himself (I hear he's gone all stange in TNA, but I haven't watched him once). He just did absolutely nothing as champion, and the midcard champions generally actually did stuff back then. I remember him walking around with it for months, randomly wrestling Heidenreich on MNM's first PPV, doing fuck all for another few months and dropping it to Benoit in about half a second.
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Post by Burke on May 4, 2011 16:07:24 GMT -5
The last title reign in general I enjoyed was Cena's one that lasted for like a year. It came right at the peak of the Cena hate too. I loved it though. Especially the stuff with Orton, HBK and Umaga.
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Post by Tiarnán on May 4, 2011 16:14:43 GMT -5
I loved him most when he was wrestling Umaga. I really hated him at some points though, lol. Honestly, the last title reign I was actually into was Melina's one as a heel way back in 2007.
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Post by Tarry on May 4, 2011 16:46:58 GMT -5
Orlando Jordan in general was the most boring and pointless thing ever tbh. Not anymore Burke old friend... not anymore. |
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Post by Tarry on May 4, 2011 18:08:06 GMT -5
I think my episodes need write ups but I really cannot be bothered to do them.
I may do them Friday afternoon or something... maybe.
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Post by Tiarnán on May 4, 2011 18:17:14 GMT -5
You could also just shorten the process and just sort of explain the storylines a bit if you think the EWR style makes things a bit limited. Of course, you might find that you end up writing way more than you intended, lol.
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Post by Tarry on May 4, 2011 18:59:10 GMT -5
Episode 10 - PART 1
This weeks No Fatties Allowed kicked off with an 8 diva tag match between Team Angelina, which consisted of Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, Kelly Kelly & the BP Women's Champion Molly Holly and Team Maryse, which was the alliance of Maryse, Jazz, Michelle McCool & Winter. This match was rather impromptu as just before we came on air, BP Authority Figure Sable announced that she wanted the BP Diva division to get noticed and that's just what they did with this superb tag match. Maryse got the win for her team when she hit the French Kiss on BP Women's Champion Molly Holly and covered her for the 3 count. Will Maryse be next in line for a title shot? Stay tuned and we'll soon find out.
Next up on No Fatties Allowed was a continuation of the long running Jayzero vs Jason feud which took a surprising turn last week as the sinister Jayzero outed Jason as gay, putting a strain on Jason's blossoming relationship with Kelly Kelly. This week Jason was out for revenge on his insinuated former love interest but he failed to get it as Jayzero hit the Zero Hour out of nowhere and got the win. Jason was left on the mat looking rather deflated but he got back to his feet and returned to the back as the crowd gave him a standing ovation.
Back from the break Val Venis was waiting in the ring for his recent rival Melina, who he was told he would be facing with one arm tied behind her back whilst wearing a blindfold. That however, didn't happen as Melina made her way to the ring with John Morrison who announced that Sable decided to change the match to a handicap match. The bell rung and coincidentally Val's bell was rung by Melina's Sunset Split signature move, picking up the win... again.
Our cameras then cut the backstage area where Sable was standing with some very big news. She talked about how she's been impressed with three individuals; Burke, Jayzero and BP European Champion, THE Tarrynator and how she decided to reward them by booking them in a 4-Way Match for John Cena's BP World Championship at the PPV event "Global Warfare!" ... Just as it looked like she was done she announced that she was also very impressed with Tiarnan and made the decision to book Tiarnan vs THE Tarrynator for the BP European Championship... TONIGHT!
Elsewhere, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper revived his infamous interview segment Piper's Pit as he, in his words, had a few questions for Cody Rhodes. Out came Rhodes with a perplexed look on his face, he asked Piper what he wanted to know but the Hot Rod interrupted him and reminded Cody that "he asks the questions". Piper interrogated Rhodes about his recent ups and downs with Tiarnan but he wouldn't answer any of the Hall of Famer's questions. Instead he turned to leave but was met with a lead pipe to the back of the head. Piper snapped, informing Rhodes that questions always have an answer and that he'll beat those answers out of him if he has to.
Up next was a mixed tag match featuring the established team of Edge & Jessica against the almost thrown together Wade Barrett & Layla which ended rather quickly as Jessica locked in the Couch Recliner and made Layla tap out as Edge speared Barrett to keep him away from the submission hold.
Part 2 tomorrow.
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Post by Brandon on May 4, 2011 19:02:02 GMT -5
The write ups definitely make NFA more fun.
Also, I'm glad that Sable has been prominently featured lately. She's too great to go to waste as our GM.
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Post by Tarry on May 5, 2011 7:23:19 GMT -5
Episode 10 - PART 2
London Brawling made their way to the ring to thunderous boos this week as they decided to come and voice their opinions on their recent losing streak. Magnus stated that every win against them was a mere fluke, whilst Desmond Wolfe invited any American team to try and beat as he called them “The NEW & IMPROVED London Brawling”. Wolfe might have wished he never put out the challenge as it was answered by the World’s Strongest Team, who as you know have been on a roll lately. A referee entered the ring and we had a match. Just as it looked as if Mark Henry was about to put an end to Magnus, his former British Invasion team mate Douglas Williams hopped onto the apron and distracted Mark, letting Magnus get the roll up for the win. The Brits returned to the back together where they saw Cody Rhodes getting medical attention. Doug told his team mates to go on without him as he had words for Mr. Rhodes. Williams told him not to be coward and to admit his true feelings for Tiarnan. Rhodes smirked before launching an attack on Doug, leaving him on the floor covered in his own blood.
THE Tarrynator vs Tiarnan for the BP European Championship was our co-main event this week and it definitely left our fans happy. Tiarnan defeated Tarrynator after run in from Randy Orton made Tarrynator make a silly mistake and get caught in the Dragon Sleeper, forcing the former champion to tap out. Tiarnan was overly emotional in victory and overwhelmed that someone he admires so much would have his best interests in heart. Randy re-entered the ring with a microphone and challenged Tiarnan to a match at Global Warfare! for his newly won BP European Championship. In a heartbeat Tiarnan accepted and left the ring with a grin on his face.
Our main event was another chapter of the struggle within as MalFizzle defended their BP Tag Team Championships against fellow BP Burke and his idol, John Cena. MalFizzle were tardy to the party as usual and the team of Cena & Burke were left visibly annoyed. They eventually finished their entrance doing their usual poses whilst using their title belts as mirrors and spraying our audience with deodorant. Our match kicked off strong with MalFizzle dominating Cena until Burke was tagged in, there was a standoff at first but Burke and Brandon soon went at it. They brawled until the time limit expired, as the klaxon sounded to raise attention this fact, MalFizzle grabbed their championships and ran to the back looking rather relieved.
Cena and Burke remained in the ring looking disappointed, just as they were about to leave together a flood of our stars ran from the back and attacked them. THE Tarrynator revealed himself to be leader of this new alliance and announced Jayzero is on a personal payroll to help him win the BP World Championship at Global Warfare! Our show went off the air with the new alliance which Tarry dubbed, Continental Coalition, standing over the battered and broken bodies of Cena and Burke.
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Post by Brandon on May 5, 2011 9:45:47 GMT -5
lol, love it. our entrance is so cute!
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Post by Burke on May 5, 2011 15:31:28 GMT -5
Why are all these stables always looking to make a name for themselves at the expense of myself and John Cena? Seriously, leave us alone. What'd we ever do to any of you??
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Post by Tiarnán on May 5, 2011 15:57:50 GMT -5
I apologize for saying in one of my write-ups that I have no idea who Doug Williams is. Clearly he's a wise, intuitive, wonderful person who truly understands the feelings of those around him.
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Post by Tiarnán on May 5, 2011 15:58:40 GMT -5
Lolol, and screw Val Venis. Bitch got what he had coming to him.
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Post by Burke on May 11, 2011 15:05:49 GMT -5
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