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Post by Tarry on May 11, 2011 15:19:59 GMT -5
I don't remember booking half of that but a write up is on it's way tonight or tomorrow.
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Post by Burke on May 11, 2011 15:28:35 GMT -5
I bet Vince Russo doesn't remember half the stuff he books either and he's been employed as a writer for over a decade. You're in good company.
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Post by Brandon on May 11, 2011 15:45:16 GMT -5
I bet it was Brandon who instigated that (cat)fight with me.  That makes sense. Management would take my side over yours. |
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Post by Burke on May 11, 2011 15:47:47 GMT -5
You know I won the fight though.
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Post by Brandon on May 11, 2011 15:54:20 GMT -5
You know I gave you a swirly.
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Post by Burke on May 11, 2011 16:03:03 GMT -5
You are such a bully. You guys already kicked me out of BPX. Seriously, leave me alone now or I'll have to go call in a favour from John Cena and have him teach you a lesson.
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Post by Tarry on May 11, 2011 17:23:26 GMT -5
Episode 11 - PART 1
Welcome to another exciting edition of No Fatties Allowed, our show kicks off in one of the best ways possible as, ‘the Sexiest of Sexy’ Maryse makes her way the ring in her robe. She’s joined by Kelly Kelly who is also wearing a robe; I think I know where this is going. Maryse gets on the mic and explains to the crowd in that beautiful broken English of hers that there’s going to be a bikini contest tonight. They both de-robe and parade around the ring with Kelly getting the louder crowd reaction, she is the fan favourite after all. Maryse however must have heard differently because she declared herself the winner and held a mini celebration ceremony to rejoice in her win. Kelly left the ring looking furious. Sable appeared on the stage and applauded Maryse and told her she’s under consideration for the number one contender’s position.
Sable announced the next match; a triple threat for the BP Women’s Title featuring Continental Coalition’s Winter and BPX’s Jessica as the challengers. Jessica looked to have the match won at one point having Winter down for what might have been a three but the champion, Molly Holly pulled the referee out of the ring. Jessica was then rolled up by Molly who held the tights and the ropes for the cheap victory. Molly then scarpered with the BP Women’s Title.
Our next match was a 6 man tag match featuring the teams I’m dubbing; The Arrogant Army which consists of Chris Jericho, Zack Ryder & The Miz and The Boring Boyz which is made up of Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin & John Morrison. Miz got the win on Morrison after a Skull Crushing Finale. Surely after this impressive win; Miz, Jericho & Ryder must move up the rankings.
Back from commercial break and Alex Riley is awaiting his opponent, one half of the BP Tag Team Champions; Brandon. Brandon is late as usual so our cameras cut to the back to see him warming up with some squats. Riley grabs a microphone and tells our audience that this match is now a Falls Count Anywhere match, he then heads to the back. He walks into the MalFizzle dressing room but Brandon is nowhere to be seen. He turns around but he’s belted with well, a belt. And it’s not just any belt; it’s one half of the BP Tag Team Championships. Our cameras pan to show Brandon standing in the door way. He declares that Alex Riley isn’t good enough for Miz and proceeds to drag his lifeless body into the corner of the dressing room and delivers his patented Stink Face. Riley submits giving Brandon the win. Brandon acts like that was a walk in the park, and I think the viewers would agree.
Sable joined Booker T and Jim Ross on commentary for the next match; which is a 3-Way Divas Tag Team Match. The Divas yet again tried to impress Sable this week and Melina & Michelle McCool did just that by demolishing The Beautiful People and the team of Trish Status & Kaitlyn. Melina pinned Kaitlyn with the Sunset Split. Sable walked to the back with a grin on her face, maybe she’s decided who the new number one contender is perhaps?
Tiarnan made his way to the ring with his newly won BP European Championship and a clipboard in hand. He made a few comments on how proud he was to be the BP European Champion and that he wants to thank Randy Orton for his help. Orton made his way to the ring and told Tiarnan to stop acting like Orton is his friend; because as far as he’s concerned, he’s not. Randy explained that he only allowed Tiarnan to beat THE Tarrynator last week because Tiarnan is smaller and weaker than Tarrynator. Orton then signed the contract and passed it back to Tiarnan to sign. Tiarnan’s face turn sour, he looked at Randy and then the clipboard, then back at Randy and launched an attack on Orton. He locked in a Dragon Sleeper and wouldn’t release the hold until referees and ring agents pulled him off of Orton. Tiarnan picked up the contract, signed it and then kissed Orton on the forehead telling him that he’ll see him soon.
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Post by Brandon on May 11, 2011 17:39:35 GMT -5
I swear, the second I opened this my eyes locked in on "Stink Face" and zoomed in, haha. Another interesting week, to say the least. Can't wait for next episode!
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Post by Tarry on May 11, 2011 18:18:16 GMT -5
Episode 11 - PART 2
Wade Barrett and Douglas Williams of the Continental Coalition make their way to the ring. Doug grabbed a microphone and said that he’s not fazed by Cody Rhodes’ attack last week, he says that Rhodes will get what’s coming to him soon enough. Jason approached the ring for his match with Wade but was attacked by Doug. Williams rolled Jason into the ring; he stumbled to his feet and was hit by Wasteland. Barrett gets the win but he and Doug aren’t finished, the stomp Jason into the mat until he’s saved by Edge. The Continental Coalition members retreat to the back as Edge tries to help Jason to his feet. Jason rejects Edge’s help and remains sitting on the mat with a depressed look on his face. The problems are quickly piling up for Jason; hopefully he can resolve them soon.
Next up a 6 Person Mixed Tag Match, the team of The World’s Strongest Men and Tiffany against Continental Coalition members London Brawling and Layla. Quick match with Tiffany making Layla tap out to the Butt Nekkid Choke. Worldsstrongestman was sporting an “I <3 Mal” t-shirt (available now at BeautifulPersons.com), Tiffany looked both disgusted and flattered.
Jayzero entered the ring for his match with John Cena which is now. Jayzero was all over Cena until THE Tarrynator decided to get involved in the match and throw a wild chair shot that missed Cena by miles and clocked Jayzero instead. Cena gave Tarry a “U Can’t C Me” hand gesture and clotheslined him over the top rope. Cena then hoisted up Jayzero and dropped him with the Attitude Adjustment for the three count. Cena left the ring with the BP World Championship whilst Tarry and Jayzero argued with each other in the ring.
Our cameras cut the back where we see Cody Rhodes walking through a corridor. He turns a corner where he is met by a vicious chair shot from Roddy Piper. Roddy tells him he’ll get the answers he wants at Global Warfare!
Main event time, Tarrynator is the ring awaiting the arrival of his opponent; Burke. They brawl for a good 15 minutes with many impressive spots that words just cannot describe. Burke hit the FU on Tarry but Tarry got his foot on the bottom rope before three. Tarrynator locked in a Texas Cloverleaf and looked to have won but Burke dug down deep and dragged himself the ropes to break the hold. As Burke made his way to his feet he was hit with Tarrydise; Tarry covered for three although Burke obviously kicked out. Tarry slipped a twenty to the ref and gave a wink to Burke as our show went off the air.
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Post by Tiarnán on May 11, 2011 21:07:56 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but my character is kind of awesome. He does Mickie better than Mickie.
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Post by Tarry on May 12, 2011 13:06:12 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but my character is kind of awesome. He does Mickie better than Mickie. Wait until you see what I have planned for you next week. |
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Post by Tarry on May 12, 2011 17:47:50 GMT -5
Spoilers for the Global Warfare! card*: 4-Way Match for the BP World Championship:
John Cena (c) vs Burke vs THE Tarrynator vs Jayzero
BP European Championship:
Tiarnan (c) vs Randy Orton
BP Tag Team Championships:
MalFizzle (c) vs London Brawling vs Worlds Strongest Men
Roddy Piper vs Cody Rhodes
Douglas Williams vs Jason
Chris Jericho, Zack Ryder, The Miz & Jack Swagger vs Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, John Morrison & D'Angelo Dinero
Wade Barrett vs Edge
10 Diva Battle Royal for BP Women's Championship:
Participants to be announced * card subject to change |
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Post by Burke on May 18, 2011 15:18:52 GMT -5
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Post by Tarry on May 18, 2011 15:27:27 GMT -5
Poor B.
I actually remember booking most of that this week, I have to change next weeks episode and the PPV now though...
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Post by Brandon on May 18, 2011 15:30:39 GMT -5
I'm sure you all watched with baited breath from backstage and the crowd gave me a standing ovation as I mustered the strength to walk to the back. I have to change next weeks episode and the PPV now though... You could still have Jazz defend the titles alongside Tiffany in my place. |
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