Post by Tiarnán on May 4, 2011 15:52:56 GMT -5
Arundown of how the last show went down, 'cause I know I'll never do those write-ups:
1. Melina opened the show, ranting about how bizarre and creepy the whole Tiarnán situation is, and his obsession with Cody Rhodes (who is also creepy, albeit not as much). She says she was angry as hell that MNM lost to them at the PPV, but notes that even their good friends TomKat have some faults (Scientology). Melina just wants to move past this all, 'cause it's like, so beneath her, and she says she's going to have a match to take out the last of her frustration.
2. Melina destroys Londrick in two minutes. They don't get any offense in.
3. Jason kisses Kelly Kelly backstage, and she says she's so happy to be with him. He agrees, but his eyes tell a different story.
4. Jessica & Molly Holly vs. Maryse & Winter ends when Jessica pins Winter. The ending is controversial in a sense, as Jessica tagged herself in after Molly had hit a Molly-Go-Round and immediately covered Winter for the victory. Did Jessica steal Molly's win? Molly might not go that far, but the look on her face showed the tiniest bit of annoyance.
5. Tiarnán announces that he wants to celebrate his and Cody Rhodes' victory on Sunday over MNM. More importantly, he wants to celebrate the new beginning of the pair's relationship. They had some drama in the past like any good couple, but he now knows once and for all that in spite of all that, Cody really does love him! Tears come to his eyes as he says this, contrasted with the manic grin etched upon his face. He asks Cody to come to his ring, and his call is answered, although Cody doesn't look too comfortable with the whole thing. Tiarnán says that Cody shouldn't worry, because he loves him back, and he ALWAYS has! He hugs Cody, but Cody pushes him off and backs away. He says that he may have teamed with Tiarnán and saved his ass, but he sure as hell doesn't love him, and never will, because it isn't possible. For one thing, he's just not into that, and secondly, even if he was, he could never love someone as deranged as Tiarnán. Tiarnán begins to sob, and screams his words, protesting and saying that his love for Cody will last forever, and Cody HAS to love him back. Cody walks away leaving a broken down Tiarnán in the ring.
6. In an interview, JayZero says that he is pissed off at what transpired live on PPV. He says the only reason Jason won was because of Kelly's count, and he can't stand the fact that she would choose someone like him over someone like JayZero! He says that Kelly's not going to be with Jason for much longer. He reveals that he's known Jason since childhood, and says he knows certain secrets that Jason doesn't want the world to know. At this point he does the unthinkable: JayZero outs Jason! Furthermore, he says that as much as it embarrasses him to admit it, JayZero was the first guy Jason ever loved. According to Jay, Jason vowed to forever conceal his true sexuality following Jay's rejection, UNTIL NOW!
7. John Cena and the World's Strongest Men defeat Brandon, Tiffany and Jazz when WSM pins Tiffany with a slam. Brandon sprints to the tag titles and clutches them passionately, screaming that the two stupid men will never take them away from him.
8. Randy Orton pins Tarrynator cleanly with lightning quick powerslam from out of nowhere. It's a non-title match. Tarry is livid afterwards, bellowing that the Americans are trying to push their weight around like never before, and that Europe needs to fight back at all costs, otherwise the culture of millions will be lost.
9. Jason and Kelly are in Jason's house. [see below for more details]
10/11. Burke defeats The Miz via DQ when Tiffany, Brandon and Jazz interfere. Burke looks around in fear, and Jazz takes him out with a massive closeline. The three gather around him, and Brandon and Tiffany tie him up. Jazz carries a struggling Burke on her shoulder to the back while the other two follow, cackling. They toss him into the boot of their limo and drive off.
1. Melina opened the show, ranting about how bizarre and creepy the whole Tiarnán situation is, and his obsession with Cody Rhodes (who is also creepy, albeit not as much). She says she was angry as hell that MNM lost to them at the PPV, but notes that even their good friends TomKat have some faults (Scientology). Melina just wants to move past this all, 'cause it's like, so beneath her, and she says she's going to have a match to take out the last of her frustration.
2. Melina destroys Londrick in two minutes. They don't get any offense in.
3. Jason kisses Kelly Kelly backstage, and she says she's so happy to be with him. He agrees, but his eyes tell a different story.
4. Jessica & Molly Holly vs. Maryse & Winter ends when Jessica pins Winter. The ending is controversial in a sense, as Jessica tagged herself in after Molly had hit a Molly-Go-Round and immediately covered Winter for the victory. Did Jessica steal Molly's win? Molly might not go that far, but the look on her face showed the tiniest bit of annoyance.
5. Tiarnán announces that he wants to celebrate his and Cody Rhodes' victory on Sunday over MNM. More importantly, he wants to celebrate the new beginning of the pair's relationship. They had some drama in the past like any good couple, but he now knows once and for all that in spite of all that, Cody really does love him! Tears come to his eyes as he says this, contrasted with the manic grin etched upon his face. He asks Cody to come to his ring, and his call is answered, although Cody doesn't look too comfortable with the whole thing. Tiarnán says that Cody shouldn't worry, because he loves him back, and he ALWAYS has! He hugs Cody, but Cody pushes him off and backs away. He says that he may have teamed with Tiarnán and saved his ass, but he sure as hell doesn't love him, and never will, because it isn't possible. For one thing, he's just not into that, and secondly, even if he was, he could never love someone as deranged as Tiarnán. Tiarnán begins to sob, and screams his words, protesting and saying that his love for Cody will last forever, and Cody HAS to love him back. Cody walks away leaving a broken down Tiarnán in the ring.
6. In an interview, JayZero says that he is pissed off at what transpired live on PPV. He says the only reason Jason won was because of Kelly's count, and he can't stand the fact that she would choose someone like him over someone like JayZero! He says that Kelly's not going to be with Jason for much longer. He reveals that he's known Jason since childhood, and says he knows certain secrets that Jason doesn't want the world to know. At this point he does the unthinkable: JayZero outs Jason! Furthermore, he says that as much as it embarrasses him to admit it, JayZero was the first guy Jason ever loved. According to Jay, Jason vowed to forever conceal his true sexuality following Jay's rejection, UNTIL NOW!
7. John Cena and the World's Strongest Men defeat Brandon, Tiffany and Jazz when WSM pins Tiffany with a slam. Brandon sprints to the tag titles and clutches them passionately, screaming that the two stupid men will never take them away from him.
8. Randy Orton pins Tarrynator cleanly with lightning quick powerslam from out of nowhere. It's a non-title match. Tarry is livid afterwards, bellowing that the Americans are trying to push their weight around like never before, and that Europe needs to fight back at all costs, otherwise the culture of millions will be lost.
9. Jason and Kelly are in Jason's house. [see below for more details]
10/11. Burke defeats The Miz via DQ when Tiffany, Brandon and Jazz interfere. Burke looks around in fear, and Jazz takes him out with a massive closeline. The three gather around him, and Brandon and Tiffany tie him up. Jazz carries a struggling Burke on her shoulder to the back while the other two follow, cackling. They toss him into the boot of their limo and drive off.
