Post by Tiarnán on Apr 22, 2011 10:07:00 GMT -5
PART 2
Melina and John Morrison are officially back together, and both sides seem to be loving it. With the reformation of MNM with Joey Mercury and recent success over Cody Rhodes, things seem to be getting better and better for Hollywood's favourite wrestling couple. The sadistic Melina has gained particular pleasure in tormenting Cody and Tiarnán in the past few weeks as far as BeautifulPersons.com can gather. Backstage on No Fatties Allowed, cameras caught the Barracuda telling her beau that "Tiarnán's breakdown last week made Cody look positively masculine by comparison!", which is weird, because Melina has always considered Cody to be "like, the most feminine guy ever!" Melina then told a nodding Morrison that MNM needs to cause more damage to the two than ever before. Asking Morrison if she'll do that for her, the artist formerly known as Nitro responded obediently with a "Yes, sweetie", causing his girlfriend to grin evilly and say how "it's so awesome to be with him again!"
We're not sure whether Morrison caused as much damage to Tiarnán in their match on NFA as Melina would've liked, but the match certainly worked in Morrison's favour, thanks in a large part to the aid of the hellcat at ringside. With the constant distracting of the referee, Tiarnán stood no real chance here, and it showed when Morrison picked up the win with a hugely impactful enziguri following a massive slap from the outside by Melina. Things didn't end here: Joey Mercury was quick to arrive following the match, and MNM seemed well on the way to giving Tiarnán a similar beating to the brutal one received last week. Before they could hit even the first Snapshot however, Cody Rhodes ran to the ring to rescue his number one fan! A bruised and yet shockingly vicious Cody cleared the ring of the trendsetting trio, much to the humiliation of Ms. Pérez, who screamed and raved at her boyfriend to do something. Neither Morrison nor Mercury wanted anything to do with this crazed incarnation of Cody Rhodes however. A shaking Tiarnán confusedly tried to get to his feet, and gasped when he found his saviour standing over him. Trying to apologize for everything he's put Cody through, the Cody fanatic was cut off by his hero: "No, this time I'm sorry".
As far as the European Championship picture goes, THE Tarrynator would rather forget last week's Orton ordeal ever took place. When questioned about it by BeautifulPersons.com earlier in the week, the champion replied, "Wait, Randy who??? Oh, that chap! Well, I don't think we need to pay any attention to him, do we? Afterall, the man's not even from Europe, and the audience doesn't wish to see an American challenge for this historic championship. They want to see good, hardy European competition, and that's precisely what I'm going to bring them! Ta very much for your time, dear!"
Tarrynator did indeed bring us just that...kinda: he himself introduced his challenger this week, an unknown fellow Britishman by the name of Doug Williams (don't ask; we have no idea who he is either), certainly no comparison to the oily Adonis who challenged for the title belt last week. Unsurprisingly, the European Champion tore through his opposition this week, locking him in various submission holes before transitioning an armbar into a small package for the easy victory. Feigning exhaustion as though we were actually expected to believe that the match was in some way competitive. Yeah right, Tarry. It was to the delight of everyone when the Viper Randy Orton made his way to the ring mid-celebration and drilled the arrogant Englishman with one eye-opening RKO. The godly Legend Killer looked into the crowd, and signaled that the European Championship will be his sooner rather than later. Oh, we can only hope.
Finally, Jessica/Edge is far from the only romantic situation brewing on No Fatties Allowed. Afterall, who could ever forget the love triangle between JayZero, Kelly Kelly and Jason? Things came to a head this week as JayZero and Kelly Kelly made their way to the ring, JayZero not looking in the best of forms. A pissed off JayZero informed the crowd and all of us at home that despite his heartfelt words to Kelly last week, he was shocked and appalled to read a text on her phone - "purely accidental!" - which turned out to be from Jason! BeautifulPersons.com can confirm that the text made reference to a second date between Jason and K2, a date which JayZero knew nothing about beforehand! JayZero demanded that Jason come to ring right away, and his call was answered. A hostile Jason said that yes, he HAD dated Kelly more than once, and they'd had an awesome time together, thanks very much. He told a fuming JayZero that try as he might to guilt Kelly into staying with him, it is HER choice, and he can't change that. Beckoning Kelly to the centre of the ring, Jason said that enough is enough however, and it's about time they got a definite answer. A stuttering Kelly was broken off by JayZero however, who had gotten to his knees. Yes, he was actually proposing to the blonde bombshell! This didn't help matters at all; in fact, with one solitary sob Kelly ran from the ring, leaving the two men standing woman-less in its centre, their question unanswered!
Melina and John Morrison are officially back together, and both sides seem to be loving it. With the reformation of MNM with Joey Mercury and recent success over Cody Rhodes, things seem to be getting better and better for Hollywood's favourite wrestling couple. The sadistic Melina has gained particular pleasure in tormenting Cody and Tiarnán in the past few weeks as far as BeautifulPersons.com can gather. Backstage on No Fatties Allowed, cameras caught the Barracuda telling her beau that "Tiarnán's breakdown last week made Cody look positively masculine by comparison!", which is weird, because Melina has always considered Cody to be "like, the most feminine guy ever!" Melina then told a nodding Morrison that MNM needs to cause more damage to the two than ever before. Asking Morrison if she'll do that for her, the artist formerly known as Nitro responded obediently with a "Yes, sweetie", causing his girlfriend to grin evilly and say how "it's so awesome to be with him again!"
We're not sure whether Morrison caused as much damage to Tiarnán in their match on NFA as Melina would've liked, but the match certainly worked in Morrison's favour, thanks in a large part to the aid of the hellcat at ringside. With the constant distracting of the referee, Tiarnán stood no real chance here, and it showed when Morrison picked up the win with a hugely impactful enziguri following a massive slap from the outside by Melina. Things didn't end here: Joey Mercury was quick to arrive following the match, and MNM seemed well on the way to giving Tiarnán a similar beating to the brutal one received last week. Before they could hit even the first Snapshot however, Cody Rhodes ran to the ring to rescue his number one fan! A bruised and yet shockingly vicious Cody cleared the ring of the trendsetting trio, much to the humiliation of Ms. Pérez, who screamed and raved at her boyfriend to do something. Neither Morrison nor Mercury wanted anything to do with this crazed incarnation of Cody Rhodes however. A shaking Tiarnán confusedly tried to get to his feet, and gasped when he found his saviour standing over him. Trying to apologize for everything he's put Cody through, the Cody fanatic was cut off by his hero: "No, this time I'm sorry".
As far as the European Championship picture goes, THE Tarrynator would rather forget last week's Orton ordeal ever took place. When questioned about it by BeautifulPersons.com earlier in the week, the champion replied, "Wait, Randy who??? Oh, that chap! Well, I don't think we need to pay any attention to him, do we? Afterall, the man's not even from Europe, and the audience doesn't wish to see an American challenge for this historic championship. They want to see good, hardy European competition, and that's precisely what I'm going to bring them! Ta very much for your time, dear!"
Tarrynator did indeed bring us just that...kinda: he himself introduced his challenger this week, an unknown fellow Britishman by the name of Doug Williams (don't ask; we have no idea who he is either), certainly no comparison to the oily Adonis who challenged for the title belt last week. Unsurprisingly, the European Champion tore through his opposition this week, locking him in various submission holes before transitioning an armbar into a small package for the easy victory. Feigning exhaustion as though we were actually expected to believe that the match was in some way competitive. Yeah right, Tarry. It was to the delight of everyone when the Viper Randy Orton made his way to the ring mid-celebration and drilled the arrogant Englishman with one eye-opening RKO. The godly Legend Killer looked into the crowd, and signaled that the European Championship will be his sooner rather than later. Oh, we can only hope.
Finally, Jessica/Edge is far from the only romantic situation brewing on No Fatties Allowed. Afterall, who could ever forget the love triangle between JayZero, Kelly Kelly and Jason? Things came to a head this week as JayZero and Kelly Kelly made their way to the ring, JayZero not looking in the best of forms. A pissed off JayZero informed the crowd and all of us at home that despite his heartfelt words to Kelly last week, he was shocked and appalled to read a text on her phone - "purely accidental!" - which turned out to be from Jason! BeautifulPersons.com can confirm that the text made reference to a second date between Jason and K2, a date which JayZero knew nothing about beforehand! JayZero demanded that Jason come to ring right away, and his call was answered. A hostile Jason said that yes, he HAD dated Kelly more than once, and they'd had an awesome time together, thanks very much. He told a fuming JayZero that try as he might to guilt Kelly into staying with him, it is HER choice, and he can't change that. Beckoning Kelly to the centre of the ring, Jason said that enough is enough however, and it's about time they got a definite answer. A stuttering Kelly was broken off by JayZero however, who had gotten to his knees. Yes, he was actually proposing to the blonde bombshell! This didn't help matters at all; in fact, with one solitary sob Kelly ran from the ring, leaving the two men standing woman-less in its centre, their question unanswered!
