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Post by Burke on Apr 18, 2011 17:52:47 GMT -5
I see what you did there. Val Venis, London and Kendrick were all available. Kendrick was in TNA but he only had an open contract so we got him. |
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Post by Burke on Apr 18, 2011 18:45:06 GMT -5
Oh. You can sign him when your month begins. I'm sure he'll still be available then. I really can't imagine WWE and TNA entering into some kind of bidding war for "Stixx" tbh.
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Post by jayzero42690 on Apr 19, 2011 4:18:11 GMT -5
Just noticed Carmen Electra in the "Owners" section. This must happen.  If you tell me it can't be done, then this game has way too many restrictions  |
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Post by Tiffany on Apr 19, 2011 11:15:52 GMT -5
And remember, Sin Cara was released by WWE after the first week so anything can happen ;D lol Sin Cara was released? |
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Post by Tarry on Apr 19, 2011 11:17:15 GMT -5
On the game, but it's only a matter of time in real life. |
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Post by Tiarnán on Apr 19, 2011 12:33:45 GMT -5
No way they're ever going to fire that guy if they're paying as much money for him as I imagine. And he's getting over like hell as well.
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Post by Tiffany on Apr 19, 2011 13:04:47 GMT -5
No way they're ever going to fire that guy if they're paying as much money for him as I imagine. And he's getting over like hell as well. WWE is like a two-timing boyfriend. blowing hot one minute, cold the next. he'll be somebody's NXT pro this time next year. |
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Post by Burke on Apr 19, 2011 14:57:49 GMT -5
He has a WWE tryout today... so it is possible. Wait…“Stixx” is actually a real person? |
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Post by Burke on Apr 21, 2011 15:28:16 GMT -5
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Post by Tiarnán on Apr 21, 2011 15:52:38 GMT -5
Thanks Burkey! Vs. JoMo was my best match yet, I think.
Some of this stuff makes sense in my head but not so much in EWR form, so hopefully a few storylines will be straightened out when I post the recap thing. I'll post a PPV card as well.
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Post by Tarry on Apr 21, 2011 18:18:34 GMT -5
Just giving you all fair warning that if it's my go next, I may book myself to win the World Championship  |
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Post by Burke on Apr 21, 2011 18:20:43 GMT -5
Who do you think you are? Triple H??
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Post by Tarry on Apr 21, 2011 18:32:18 GMT -5
Who do you think you are? Triple H?? A younger, more talented*, British Triple H... yes. *claims of being more talented may be false |
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Post by Tiarnán on Apr 22, 2011 7:10:13 GMT -5
Episode 9 --- PART 1
We are less than one week away from just the second Pay Per View in Beautiful Persons history, and from where this reporter is standing, things couldn't be more tense in the BP locker room. As "The Struggle Within" draws closer, the John Cena/Beautiful Persons situation doesn't appear to calming down. In fact, the bitterness and anger was seemingly amplified this week. Here's what went down:
Beautiful Persons member Brandon opened the show with some choice words for his so-called 'ally' Burke. The leading male of the group ordered the man who clocked him with the World title belt last week to the ring, and took the opportunity to absolutely tear into the tormented Scotsman. The blonde informed him that his partner in crime Tiffany "so can't deal with this right now", and neither can he, but he HAS to deal with it "because that stupid title shot last week left a massive mark in this would-be perfect face!" Brandon demanded an explanation, but just as Burke began to respond to his command, Brandon cut him off ("You know, don't even bother!"), yelling that he is through with Burke and is actually starting to think he MEANT to destroy his face, citing "a combination of jealousy and bad breeding" as the reason. With that, the enraged Brandon stormed out of the ring in what one could only deem a tantrum.
Brandon wasn't the only Beautiful Persons member having a rough time this week. As her partner had foreshadowed in his argument earlier in the night, Tiffany was in a foul mood during her tag team match, with eyebrow raising consequences. Tiffany found herself teaming with Women's champ Maryse to take on Jessica and the number one contender Molly Holly. The two BP originals, Tiffany and Jessica, started the match for their teams, but after just one playful snap from the feisty brunette Tiffany was off. She turned to the referee and demanded that he "admonish that bitch right now!". When he failed to oblige, Tiffany glared at him and to no one in particular yelled "I am SOOOOO over this match!", and with that she jumped out of the ring and walked briskly to the back, leaving a bemused Jessica and an irate Maryse in the ring. Taking over for her departed partner, the glamorous champion had some choice words for the referee, giving Jessica the opportunity to tag in her partner, Miss Molly Holly. The number one contender, who wanted nothing more than to get her hands on Maryse, approached her foe from behind, allowing for Maryse to turn around and walk right into a drop toehold! The technically immaculate Molly followed this up with an excruciating looking chinlock combined with two legs digging into the back of Maryse. Within seconds the screaming lady of Quebec was submitting, giving Molly and Jessica the victory. Molly thus proved that while Maryse can say whatever she wants about Molly, she can NEVER, under any circumstances, outwrestle the virginal beauty. We don't think this bodes well for Maryse when she defends her championship live against Molly on Pay Per View!
Something had to be done to bring the Beautiful Persons situation to a close, and General Manager Sable figured that she knew just the trick. Although she hasn't been seen in quite a while, the sultry boss reminded everyone that she still has control over the ins and outs of No Fatties Allowed, and decided that she'd force Burke into proving where his true loyalties lie by having him square off one on one with World Champion John Cena tonight!
The main event of the show, the match did indeed take place, although we doubt very many people could have predicted how it would go down. John Cena has been as confused as everyone else with regards to this entire situation, BeautifulPersons.com can report, but whatever the case he was simply happy to be given the opportunity to vent some of the frustration he's had in recent weeks over the attacks he's received at the hands of the Beautiful Persons. However, he didn't get much of a chance to do so, as both he and Burke were attacked just moments into a match - not by Brandon, Tiffany or any other obvious attacker, but by...Jazz? The vicious, beastly amazon tore the two men apart, laying them out with hard DDTs and even locking in an STF on the champion, appropriately yelling "the bitch is back!" whilst doing so.
At that, Brandon and Tiffany hit the stage. MalFizzle informed the world that they want to introduce to them a woman they might recognise, and the newest member of the Beautiful Persons faction, Jazz!
In news somewhat related to all these happenings, Jessica found herself in a headed situation following her victory earlier on in the night. Lay-Cool made a point to approach the rising star backstage, and quickly called her out on what went down last week. Accusing her of being stuck up, they insulted her for rejecting a man as beautiful, as talented and as sexy as The Miz, saying that she wouldn't know a "real man" if her life depended on it. Jessica immediately found herself supported for the second week in a row by Edge, who simply stared coldly at the devious duo, causing them to back off in annoyance. Edge was quick to congratulate the quirky female on her victory earlier on in the night, although she reminded him that Molly did most of the work. At this Edge insisted that she sells herself short, and Jessica smiled, Jessica thanked him, only to find herself receiving a light kiss on the cheek from the Rated 'R' Superstar. Awwwwwww.
In tag team division news, No Fatties Allowed hosted a big eight-man match this week, featuring four young, up-and-coming teams who would all like a shot at the championships currently in the possession of MalFizzle. The popular duo of Worldstrongestman and Mark Henry teamed up with The Motor City Machine Guns to take on old Nexus/Corre buddies Wade Barrett and Justin Gabriel and bluechippers Zack Ryder and Chris Jericho. In a fast paced, exciting bout, Jericho found himself falling victim to the World's Strongest Slam at the match's end. Does this bring Henry and Worldsstrongestman one step closer to the titles they so desire to hold? Keep watching to find out.
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Post by Brandon on Apr 22, 2011 8:57:14 GMT -5
Aww, I love my promo! I can totally picture my facials and hand gestures along with what you wrote, lol.
I'm loving Jazz too btw. Our very own Moose!
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