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Post by Brandon on Jan 12, 2011 21:35:07 GMT -5
If Beautiful Persons were a wrestling show, what roles would we play?
B Fizzle - The Dumbass
Malfunkshun - The Sex Kitten
Burke - Mr. Brag-a-Lot
Tiarnán - The Bitch
Mutant Couch - The Nonconformist
Astrozombie - The "Can't We All Just Get Along?" Guy
Jayzero - The Guy With Anger Management Issues
Zino - Godfather Ripoff (Ho Train, Not Al Pacino)
Tarry - The Pompous Brit
Zack Ryder - The Jersey Douchebag
x1988 - The Perverted Commentator
Angelwings - His by the Book Broadcast Partner
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Post by Burke on Jan 12, 2011 21:48:49 GMT -5
You and Malfunkshun would be the Co-GM's. You would play good cop, she would play bad cop.
I see myself as like a mini-me version of John Cena. Wearing all his merchandise, following him around and shit, etc. Kind of like what Mickie James was to Trish Stratus. I don't want to use the word stalker but well...I just did.
Jayzero and Astro would be the old "tag-team that can't get along", a favorite of WWE. They would hold the Tag titles for a couple weeks then they would turn on each other and cut promos talking about how the other was the Marty Jannetty of the team all along.
I'll think of more later.
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Post by Tiarnán on Jan 12, 2011 22:04:05 GMT -5
Lol, I was gonna go for the male stalker thing as well. I'd go after John Morrison, and after his turning me down due to his love for Melina I'd slowly begin to incorporate more and more of Melina's moves and characteristics into my moveset and persona (I'm thinking screaming, the pose, the spinning facebuster and some other stuff) to creep them out and throw them off their game. I'd face Morrison at WM, but Melina, seeing that you could manipulate me, would revert to her evil ways and turn on Morrison. I'd become her protegé and she'd use me to do her dirty work until the inevitable breakup and stuff.
I like the good cop/bad cop thing for B and Mal, although I wouldn't have them as GMs. They wouldn't be a full-time tag team, but they'd kinda always be connected to some extent. Like, despite their differences in dispositions and stuff they'd be willing to confide in one another and help their ally in achieving victory.
I'm thinking Burke would do the whole fan-turned-wrestler thing. Think a more likable Zack Gowen with both legs. Cena would be feuding with some evil guy, and they'd be brawling in he crowd at one point or another. You'd have a date with you, and the evil guy would punch her and ultimately kill her in frustration. You'd want revenge, and would personally ask Cena to train you to wrestle so that you could once and for all avenge your dead love. He'd do so, and with the help of Cena you'd score an upset at some PPV.
More to come. Now I really ought to get to sleep. I was supposed to be revising History today, but oh well. :/
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Post by Brandon on Jan 12, 2011 22:07:05 GMT -5
lmao!
These are great.
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Post by Burke on Jan 12, 2011 22:10:41 GMT -5
I can't believe I didn't think to go down the Trish-Mickie road with you and Melina. Like you said though, it's late and I'm not thinking properly, lol. Think a more likable Zack Gowen with both legs. I lol'd and almost choked on my cherry flavored chewing gum. What a last night on the job this would've been. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 12, 2011 22:20:49 GMT -5
I see more of a Tori-Sable thing happening between him and Melina. Minus the whole hooking up with X-Pac part. Eww.
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Post by Brandon on Jan 12, 2011 22:38:29 GMT -5
Malfunkshun and I's main story arc would be when I pose for Playgirl. Per usual, I'd get an inflated ego and parade my magazine cover around in front of everyone and their mother. Just when everyone is sure I'm turning double heel, she'll slap me and tear my magazine cover up, cementing her status as the H.B.I.C. and allowing me to play the angelic babyface I was born to be in return. We'll feud in a series of comedic gimmick contests before settling our beef in a hot body contest at WrestleMania.
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Post by Astrozombie on Jan 13, 2011 0:01:56 GMT -5
B and Mal would carry on their TBP gimmick and then bring someone in to do their dirty work. Me. So I'd end up being the Madison Rayne of the group, doing all the bitch work. Mal would get deported to Florida, then B and I would be equals, we'd bring in Burke, who sucks at wrestling. I of course will win the championship, get a HUGE ego, pissing Burke and B off to no end. Then Jayzero will come along and I'd hit him with my title and everyone wins.
OR
Since I'd probably suck at being a heel, I'd just turn face and feud with Jayzero, hit him with my title and everyone wins.
Really it's a win win situation.
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Post by Astrozombie on Jan 13, 2011 0:05:05 GMT -5
You and Malfunkshun would be the Co-GM's. You would play good cop, she would play bad cop. I see myself as like a mini-me version of John Cena. Wearing all his merchandise, following him around and shit, etc. Kind of like what Mickie James was to Trish Stratus. I don't want to use the word stalker but well...I just did. Jayzero and Astro would be the old "tag-team that can't get along", a favorite of WWE. They would hold the Tag titles for a couple weeks then they would turn on each other and cut promos talking about how the other was the Marty Jannetty of the team all along. I'll think of more later. Clearly Jayzero is the Marty Jannetty of the team. It's obvious that he'd be stuck in the lower mid card, while I moved up to the main event winning the WWE title, MC could be my A-Ri. |
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Post by Tarry on Jan 13, 2011 8:37:20 GMT -5
Tarry - The Pompous Brit Zack Ryder - The Jersey Douchebag Although Zack and I dislike each other, there's no denying that our characters would make one hell of a tag team. |
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Post by jayzero42690 on Jan 13, 2011 17:26:16 GMT -5
B and Mal would carry on their TBP gimmick and then bring someone in to do their dirty work. Me. So I'd end up being the Madison Rayne of the group, doing all the bitch work. Mal would get deported to Florida, then B and I would be equals, we'd bring in Burke, who sucks at wrestling. I of course will win the championship, get a HUGE ego, pissing Burke and B off to no end. Then Jayzero will come along and I'd hit him with my title and everyone wins. OR Since I'd probably suck at being a heel, I'd just turn face and feud with Jayzero, hit him with my title and everyone wins. Really it's a win win situation. Clearly Jayzero is the Marty Jannetty of the team. It's obvious that he'd be stuck in the lower mid card, while I moved up to the main event winning the WWE title, MC could be my A-Ri. eh..... I'm over this fued. Besides, I just beat you to 1000 posts  |
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Post by Astrozombie on Jan 13, 2011 17:58:17 GMT -5
Besides, I just beat you to 1000 posts Um..good for you? |
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Post by Tiffany on Jan 13, 2011 19:45:25 GMT -5
We'll feud in a series of comedic gimmick contests before settling our beef in a hot body contest at WrestleMania. Where you happen to garner more cheers from the audience due to your ultimate babyface status. I then proceed to pour a bottle of water over Burke's head in protest.  |
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Post by Brandon on Jan 17, 2011 22:07:55 GMT -5
Tiarnán and I under the tutelage of Randy Orton in a Legacy-esque ripoff stable, where we'll not-so-subtly feud over his affection and praise.
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Post by Brandon on Jan 19, 2011 22:32:32 GMT -5
After TNA brings Malfunkshun and I in as a ripoff of Extreme Exposé to get back at WWE for ripping off the Beautiful People via LayCool, The Pope will ask us to accompany him to ringside, ala The Miz. He'll begin to pay more attention to her, driving a wedge between us. They'll start dating and making me the third wheel, until Pope and I finally come to blows in a No DQ match for the rights to be the most important man in her life, which she'll guest referee. We'll brawl to the back and the action will be so heated that they must carry on with the show as scheduled. After a couple of matches, the camera will peek into our VIP dressing room to reveal the three of us cuddling and giggling in bed together, in post-orgasmic bliss.
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