Post by Tiffany on Jan 19, 2011 23:22:37 GMT -5
One of the most pivotal moments of our celebrated TNA career would be our very own celebrity cameo featuring Cristiano Ronaldo. These events would take place in brief yet highly entertaining weekly segments, that would serve to be TNA's highest ratings since Hulk Hogan's debut. As a cross-promotional deal, we'd score appearances on Soccer AM and ESPN, while making sexual innuendos about his "balls" on air.
Storyline-wise, he would accept the role of our temporary protector. His main go-to purpose would be to punt anyone who dared to step on our perfectly manicured toes. Much of our dialogue would be lost-in-translation, however, due to him playing up his accent a la Maryse circa 2006.
Nevertheless, our first onscreen meeting would be nothing short of magical. We'd lock eyes with him in the front row, making his presence known to the Impact Zone and the fans at home. The camera would pan into his glistening eyes and brilliant smile as he nonchalantly acknowledged the camera:
In our intergender 6-person tag team matches, Cristiano would utilize his infamous abilities to spontaneously acquire self-injuries in the referee's presence (to our advantage):
Ultimately, we would probably have to wrap up the storyline either when TNA stopped paying him or he just stopped showing up to tapings.
Storyline-wise, he would accept the role of our temporary protector. His main go-to purpose would be to punt anyone who dared to step on our perfectly manicured toes. Much of our dialogue would be lost-in-translation, however, due to him playing up his accent a la Maryse circa 2006.
Nevertheless, our first onscreen meeting would be nothing short of magical. We'd lock eyes with him in the front row, making his presence known to the Impact Zone and the fans at home. The camera would pan into his glistening eyes and brilliant smile as he nonchalantly acknowledged the camera:
In our intergender 6-person tag team matches, Cristiano would utilize his infamous abilities to spontaneously acquire self-injuries in the referee's presence (to our advantage):
Ultimately, we would probably have to wrap up the storyline either when TNA stopped paying him or he just stopped showing up to tapings.
