NFA/FNBF 2017

[Burke]

Why would anyone trust Kevin Owens at this point?? As Scott Steiner would say, I have no sympy at all for Zack.

I don't know what Jace ever saw in Roderick Strong anyway. He's had way more charismatic tag partners.

I thought Randy was literally hearing the voices in his head at first when he couldn't figure out who was shouting him.

Oh my God, I wish I had thought of bringing Scott Steiner in at some point. I'm dying at The Man going round the country like an undercover reporter trying to find all these people.

Paul London is so confusing to me. I can never decide whether he's terrifying or just a buffoon.

Not Catrina placing a curse on Roman. I hope he doesn't come down with meningitis next week.

Behind the scenes I picture the Singh Brothers basically being to Jinder what The Boys are to Jessica/Dalton only Jinder is ashamed of that side of their relationship. I wouldn't be surprised at all if King Tarry walks in on the three of them going at it one week.

Oh no, I sense something bad is going to happen to 2Pawz next week.

How the fuck Enzo survived that beating from Kane and was in any condition to show up this week??

How nice of Ronda to show her face. The FNBF roster appear on NFA more often than her ass. To be fair to Alexa, maybe she really did intend to help Becky but then thought better of it. I mean, what the hell is her 5ft ass going to do to two MMA fighters?

[Burke]

The money is coming which can mean only one thing. Shane McMahon is here to kick us off! Shane O’Mac wheels himself onto the stage and says what’s up to the fans. He asks EC3 to come out and the former 3 time Universal Champion obliges. EC3 looks a little paranoid and keeps looking behind him though. Shane assures him not to worry and that Triple H isn’t here tonight, despite his restraining order against The Carter Family running out over a week ago, which allowed him to cause the mayhem he did last week. As EC3 then steps towards him menacingly Shane adds on, “or maybe he is?” EC3 backs up and impatiently yells at Shane to get to the point. “Why are you even here??” Shane says there is someone who has a proposition for the both of them. And on that note, Batista’s music hits! The CEO of BPW is here and EC3 backs up the aisle and into the ring, no doubt remembering that the last time they were in the same building EC3 and Tiffany made Batista look a fool. Batista walks halfway up the ramp and stands about midway in between Shane and EC3. Batista says it’s time to cut the shit. He’s tired of all these legal shenanigans. There are so many lawsuits being filed left and right from both sides that he can’t keep track of them anymore. “Let’s settle all this once and for all and let’s settle it the way it always has been settled…in that ring.” He proposes a match at Hardcore XXXmas 3D, live on PPV on December 3. That match will be EC3, representing The Carter Family, against Triple H, fighting on behalf of Shane and the McMahons. If EC3 wins, his aunt Dixie Carter (well, effectively he and Tiffany) will run the show with no further challenges to their position. However, if HHH wins then Shane regains his powers as General Manager and will be given back his shares in FNBF that he was swindled out of by Tiffany. Batista says Shane and HHH have already accepted the conditions. He tells EC3 that he has one week to give an answer. He warns him though that if he doesn’t then all these legal proceedings will go on and on…and on, perhaps for years. He says EC3’s family won’t be able to compete financially with the McMahons and it could ruin them personally, as well as FNBF as an entity, with all this going on in the background. Batista once again urges EC3 to accept the match. “The clock is ticking…you have 7 days.”

Following a commercial break, we are in The Carter Family’s personal suite and EC3 and Tiffany are scrambling, going over the proposal that was just put to them by Batista. Ember Moon barges in, and walks right past Dixie Carter to Tiffany. She knows who's really in charge around here. “I want a match with Peyton Royce or Billie Kay, and I want it now." Ember says with fiery eyes. Tiffany flutters her lashes, making an excuse me? face at Ms. Moon. "Well, unfortunately it isn't as easy as just barging into our office - without knocking, I might add - and demanding a match against the co-Women's Champions." Tiffany condescendingly explains; but Ember is adamant. "They walked out on me at Bragging Rights." she seethes. "I've got a score to settle." Tiffany looks taken aback, but then, she nods, taking what Ember has to say into consideration. "Ember, you're absolutely right. You'll have your match with The Iconic Duo tonight. And you know what? I like your attitude so much, I'm even gonna see to it that it's a title match." Tiffany smiles. Ember looks surprised. "S-seriously?" she beams, expecting that to be harder. Tiffany nods. "Now go get ready, and I'll make sure Billie and Peyton do the same." With that, Ember spins on her heel out of the GM's office, grinning from ear to ear. EC3 moves behind Tiffany, raising a brow at Ember as she leaves. "You're seriously gonna give her a title match?" he asks, looking down at his fiancée. "Oh, you bet I am." Tiffany smirks. EC3 then asks her what she’s going to do about Sasha Banks, following their wild altercation last week. “Oh, don’t worry, I’ll deal with her later tonight.” The Carter Family sure do have a lot on their plate right now.

In a rematch from the Bragging Rights pre-show, it’s Baron Corbin going up against Tye Dillinger. This match should have more of an even playing field though as Tye has now fully recovered from the partially dislocated shoulder he was suffering from at that time. Corbin targets Tye’s shoulder though, looking to re-injure it. His vicious streak continues when he drops Tye with a chokeslam into a backbreaker. Tye manages to fight back with a huge lariat. He applies a sharpshooter but Corbin jabs at his shoulder, forcing him to break the hold. Corbin hits a Deep Six then calls for the End of Days. He mocks the crowd maybe a little too long and Tye manages to reverse into a Perfect 10. Tye quickly follows up with the Tye Breaker and gets the 3 count. What a hard fought win for The Perfect 10 here tonight.

Tiarnán is sitting in a quiet corner backstage, reading his favourite book, Harry Potter! Father William and Sister Thea happen on by and Tiarnán catches the good Father’s eye. He tells Sister Thea to look at what Tiarnán is reading. He points out that it is nothing more than witchcraft, polluting young minds the world over. Annoyed, Tiarnán stands up. “Relax, it’s just fiction…like the Bible.” Father William and Sister Thea both gasp audibly. Sister Thea starts to take her earrings off and looks ready to throw down but Father William tells her to stop. Tiarnán walks away and Father William grimaces. Sister Thea is like wtf, let’s get him. Father William tells her no…not yet. He silently walks away, looking furious at what just went down. As Sister Thea is still standing there, herself still fuming, Sister Taryn catches up to her. She asks where Father William went to. Sister Thea tells Taryn she’s not in the mood to deal with her and suggests she’s been spending more than enough time with the Father lately anyway. Taryn smiles and tells Thea to cheer up. Sister Thea is getting madder and madder as Sister Taryn then delivers a speech about positivity and faith. Sister Thea can’t take anymore and Thesz presses Sister Taryn to the ground! They begin rolling around on the floor in a sorry excuse for a brawl until Dixie Carter arrives on the scene and orders them to stop. The General Manager’s presence causes them both to stop and immediately get to their feet. They both dust themselves off, embarrassed that they got caught. Dixie says let’s turn this negative into a positive. There’s going to be another Dixie original! Next week it will be Sister Taryn in a match…against Sister Thea! The Sisters are in stunned silence at the news. Taryn looks devastated and still embarrassed by her actions and dashes off, almost in tears. Sister Thea stands breathing heavily and eventually a sly smile comes across her face.

Mike Rome introduces the following bout as a no disqualification match “for the title of Queen of BPW.” It’s Charlotte vs. Lana and this one came about after an altercation last week which ended with Rusev placing Charlotte in the Accolade until she passed out. Rusev is of course accompanying his wife here tonight and the no DQ rules make this look more like a handicap match as he immediately enters the ring and grabs Charlotte while Lana struggles to pick up a steel chair. She just about manages to lift it over her head and swings…but Charlotte ducks and Rusev gets nailed with it! Rusev falls out the ring and Lana looks petrified as she locks eyes with Charlotte. Lana is still holding the chair and goes to raise it above her head again but Charlotte kicks it right into her face! Charlotte then hits the Natural Selection face-first right onto the chair! Lana is completely out of it and this one could easily be over already but Charlotte decides to lock in the Figure-Eight for good measure. The ref calls for the bell with Lana unable to even tap for herself. Charlotte successfully got her revenge her tonight and she takes a mic while standing over Lana. “Thank you, for BOWING to THE Queen.”

The opening video of The Fashion Files plays. Fandango and Tyler Breeze are in a park, late at night. Apparently they’ve been asked to show up here by an unidentified person. They are on edge, speculating about what this is all about. They jump in fear when a loud barking noise is heard from behind. It’s just James Ellsworth, who runs up to them and starts humping their legs. A few seconds later, Carmella arrives and apologizes. James got off his leash and ran away. She says he needs more training and pinches his nose. “Bad dog! Bad!” Ellsworth barks sadly as Carmella leads him away. Breezango get back to business. They determine that no one is showing and prepare to leave. As they’re about to exit the park a metal pole is thrown to the ground and lands just in front of them and they freak out. It’s too dark to tell who, if anyone, threw it. Breeze and Dango turn to each other and are like, run! They do just that and as they exit the park gates they are double clotheslined with another metal pole! The person holding it can now be seen…it’s Scott Dawson! Dawson wails on them both with the pole for a few seconds then pushes the cameraman (someone has to be filming this shit!) to the ground. He picks the camera up himself and looks directly into it. He says tag-team wrestling has been a joke for too long with these guys. “Me and my partner Dash Wilder are going to save those Tag Team titles.” He throws the camera to the ground and it conveniently lands at an angle which lets us see Breezango still on the ground writhing in agony.

Ember Moon is out for her Women's title match against The Iconic Duo, but instead of Billie and Peyton's theme hitting, Tiffany's does. The future Mrs. Carter steps out on stage with a microphone in hand, and The Iconic Duo standing on either side of her, smirking. "Ember, I know I promised you a match with Billie Kay or Peyton Royce tonight, but quite honestly, I couldn't decide who the lucky one who gets to kick your ass should be, and since you were so eager to wrestle either one of them, I decided, what the hell? Why not both? So your match against The Iconic Duo, is now a handicap match." Ember clenches her jaw and glares at Tiffany, while Peyton steps forward and offers her hand to Billie, who takes it; the two of them slinking down to the ring. "And let this be a lesson to all of you in the back." Tiffany warns. "You don't call the shots around here. The Carter Family does. And trust me, you don't wanna piss us off." she smirks, looking out around the audience before setting her sights on Ember Moon. "Good luck, bitch. You're gonna need it." With that, Tiffany cackles and saunters to the back, as Billie and Peyton enter the ring and circle Ember. The bell rings and the iconic ones double team Ember, who fights them off and throws Peyton out of the ring. She hits Billie with a single leg dropkick then flies through the ropes and takes down Peyton with a suicide dive! As she climbs back in the ring Billie begins stomping on her and Peyton eventually gets back in and joins in with her. They hit a double suplex which Ember kicks out of. They lift her up for another suplex but Ember slips out, runs the ropes and takes them both down with a crossbody. Ember goes up top and waits to see who gets to their feet first. It’s Peyton. Ember goes for the Eclipse but Billie pushes Peyton out of harm’s way and Ember lands awkwardly on the mat. TID laugh and appear to smell blood. Peyton places Ember’s head on the bottom rope and stands on her back, jumping up and down. Billie slides outside the ring and helps her choke Ember with the ropes. The referee counts to 5 and calls for the bell. TID have been disqualified but they don’t seem to care. They drag Ember to the middle of the ring. Billie takes a mic and kneels down next to Ember. She sarcastically says that Ember finally won an important match. Peyton bursts out laughing. “Oh snap!” They drag Ember to her feet then Billie drops her with a bulldog onto Peyton’s knee. Corey Graves is in awe of TID’s impressive double team moves while Mauro Ranallo is admonishing them for their actions. Billie and Peyton finally take turns hitting their finish on Ember. Billie hits the Shades of Kay and Peyton drops Ember with the Widows Peak. They grab their Women’s title belt and pose as the fans chant “you suck” at them as they leave.

After their match, The Iconic Duo are making their way to the women's locker room; each of them holding onto a strap of the Women's Championship. "Did you see me put Ember down with that Widow's Peak? I was like, bam!" Peyton Royce re-enacts. Billie Kay nods in agreement. "You were like, bam!" she recalls. "And I was like, ahh! And Ember Moon was like, ungh!" Billie pantomimes. Peyton laughs. "It was so schmick." she says, coolly swiping some hair from her face. "So schmick!" Billie agrees. Just then, TID bump into the BPW CEO: Batista. "Oh, Peyton, lookit!" Billie says, pointing to Batista. "You know, Mr. CEO." Peyton mockingly says, while Billie throws her head back and slings her ponytail around at the acronym. "We've been meaning to have a word with you." "Is that so?" Batista asks. "Um, ya! You bet it is." Billie informs him. "Who do we have to talk to get an extender belt for our co-Women's Championship around here?" Peyton asks. "Or maybe you could just give us two Women's Championships?" Billie suggests. "I like the sounds of that... champ!" Peyton agrees, playfully smacking Billie's arm. "I thought it was a good idea, if I do say so myself." Billie not-so-modestly admits. Mercifully, Batista brings this banter to an end. "Ladies, ladies." he silences them, pausing to pinch the bridge of his nose; already getting a headache from being around them. "I've actually been meaning to have a talk with you, as well. You see, this co-Women's Champion thing isn't really working for me, and I think I have a simpler solution. At Hardcore XXXmas 3D, it'll be Peyton Royce," (Peyton gasps.) "versus Billie Kay," (Billie gasps.) "versus Ember Moon." (Both gasp.) "To decide the one, true Women's Champion, once and for all." The Iconic Duo look to one another, and then back at Batista, who smirks at them. "Happy holidays." he says, before going about his business. Mauro Ranallo is impressed, “big thangs go down when Big Dave’s in town!” “Please stop”, is Corey Graves’ blunt reply.

The man with the PhD in thuganomics is here for the John Cena Television Championship open challenge! The man looking to take the title away from The Champ this week is…Jason! He walks to the ring wearing a tacky “orgasm donor” t-shirt. Cena starts strong and his power advantage is noticeable. Jason is in the driving seat towards the end of the match though and hits a Skull Snap but Cena gets his foot on the ropes at the pin attempt. Jason is ready to throw a temper tantrum and goes for another Skull Snap but Cena has other ideas. He quickly hits the Attitude Adjustment and just like that, it’s over! The Champ notches another successful title defence on his belt and celebrates with the Ce-Nation.

Laurel Van Ness is backstage, still wearing her wedding dress from 3 weeks ago after being traumatized by the wedding ending in disaster and then seeing Billy Gunn rise from the dead and then being run over last week. Her make-up is smudged and her hair is a damn mess. McKenzie Mitchell cautiously approaches her and asks how she is holding up after the events of last week and if she has an update on Billy Gunn. Laurel says she is fine. Well, she’s clearly not. “I’m fine. I’m fine.” She eventually breaks down in tears. “I’m not fine! I’m not fine!” Laurel asks McKenzie if she wants to see photos of her and Billy’s children. McKenzie is creeped out but says sure. “Well they don’t exist! Because they ruined it all! They ruined everything!” McKenzie asks who they is? “You know who.” Laurel begins rambling to herself and McKenzie quietly backs away.

A video is then played, believed to be from earlier today, showing Brandon and Dash Wilder arriving to Billy Gunn’s hospital ward. They are directed to his private room. Brandon politely asks Dash to wait outside and he enters alone. Billy is sleeping at first but quickly awakens and notices his son sitting by his side. He coughs weakly. “Son, I knew you’d come.” A (handsome!) doctor enters. Hey, we’ve seen that guy before! Brandon asks if his Dad is going to be okay. The doctor says if it was almost any other human being on earth getting hit with that car last week then they would almost certainly be dead. Fortunately, Billy managed to turn at the last second and he was hit ass first. The power of Billy’s derriere quite literally cushioned the blow and he suffered only superficial injuries. He should be back up and running in a few days. Brandon is so relieved he gets up and hugs the doctor. The handsome doctor escapes Brandon’s clutches and exits. Brandon turns his attention back to his Dad and a tear comes down his eye. “Dad, I’m so sorry. I never meant…” Billy cuts him off. “Son, it’s okay.” Dash enters the room to tell Brandon that there’s only 5 minutes of visiting time left. Brandon looks over at Billy, hoping he won’t be upset at Dash being there. Billy pauses for a few moments but then thanks Dash for being there for his lil boy and offers Dash his hand. They shake hands. Brandon is so happy he hugs Billy then brings Dash into it and all three share a group hug. Aww!

Tiffany is out, surrounded by security. She plays footage of the brawl she had with Sasha Banks at the close of last week’s FNBF. She then demands that Sasha come to the ring. The Boss doesn’t need to be asked twice and hits the ring. The security step in between her and Tiffany. Tiffany says it’s no secret that they’ve never seen eye to eye. “You have no idea how many times I’ve fantasized about firing you. But now I don’t want to fire you… I want to fight you!” Sasha interjects, “well let’s do it then, bitch.” Sasha takes off her shades and throws them at Tiffany. Tiffany has to try really hard to compose herself. She says now is not the time. But at Hardcore XXXmas 3D, it will be. She says that the beating she’s going to put on Sasha is months in the making and she’s going to relish every moment of it. Sasha tells her to get her rent-a-cops out the ring and then make those kind of threats. Tiffany says these security personnel are not here to protect her, but to protect Sasha. Sasha scoffs. “Screw protection!” Sasha charges at the security, who take her to the ground. It takes 6 grown men to hold Sasha down and she’s still kicking and biting to get free. Tiffany takes a cheap shot and boots Sasha in the face with her heel. The Boss is bleeding from the head after that nasty shot. Tiffany tells security to lift Sasha up. After they do Tiffany knocks her back to the ground with a thunderous slap. “You gone learn who the boss really is, bitch!” Tiffany is unhinged and starts pulling at Sasha’s hair, tearing strands of it off of her scalp. Mauro Ranallo apologizes to the viewers for these graphic scenes. The security fear for Sasha’s safety and eventually stop Tiffany and attempt to calm her down. Medics arrive to help Sasha. Tiffany raises both arms in the air and is met with thunderous boos from the FNBF Universe.

Emma and Dana Brooke are in the locker room when there is a knock at the door. Emma orders Dana to get it. Upon opening the door Dana is nailed with a right hand. It’s Paige! She’s getting the jump on them this week after being ambushed herself the previous two weeks. Emma jumps up at the commotion and Paige aims straight for her. Dana charges at Paige who uses her momentum against her and sends her crashing into Emma! “This is my house!” Paige has made her mark tonight and leaves Emma and Dana nursing headaches following their bump of heads.

FNBF General Manager Dixie Carter is standing in the middle of the ring and says it’s time for another Dixie original! She announces a cruiserweight showcase triple threat match featuring Noam Dar, Tony Nese and Cedric Alexander. “And hons, that match…starts now!” The action is fast paced from the opening as you would expect. All three dazzle the crowd with aerial manoeuvres. Alicia Fox is ejected from ringside by the referee halfway through after attempting to interfere on Dar’s behalf. Dar superkicks Nese’s ribs but Nese’s rock hard abs hurt Noam’s foot more than anything. Nese laughs then sends him crashing into the turnbuckle with a German suplex. Cedric hits a springboard dropkick on Nese then goes for the Lumbar Check but Nese elbows him in the back of the neck then drops him with a pumphande slam. Nese goes up top. 450 splash! It’s over. Dixie re-enters the ring and raises Tony’s hand in victory, almost fainting as she catches a close-up look at his ass too. Flustered, she quickly congratulates Nese and excuses herself from the ring.

A promo video airs announcing that next week the FNBF Universe will witness the debut of…Shinsuke Nakamura! The video ends and the crowd are hyped, chanting, “Na-ka-mu-ra!” as we head into our final commercial break of the evening.

Seth Rollins and Jason are out (the latter still hurting a little from his Television Championship match a little earlier). They join the commentary table ahead of our main event, a number one contender match between The Miz and, in his FNBF in-ring debut, Jeff Hardy. The winner will challenge Seth for his Universal Championship at Hardcore XXX-mas 3D, BPW’s final PPV event of 2017. Miz makes his entrance first, without his pregnant wife Maryse, who is no doubt taking it easy at home. Hardy enters next to a huge reaction from the sold out crowd. The bell rings and there are immediately chants of “let’s go Hardy!” The match is 50/50 most of the way. Towards the end, Miz gets a close nearfall with a snap DDT then goes for the Skull Crushing Finale but Hardy fights out and hits the Twist of Fate. He rips his top off and goes for the Swanton Bomb. He flies but Miz moves and Hardy crashes to the ground. Miz applies the figure-four leg-lock. Hardy refuses to tap and reaches the ropes. Miz senses Hardy doesn’t have much left. He whips him into the turnbuckle but Jeff jumps up and comes flying back at him with the Whisper in the Wind. Hardy goes up top once again and connects this time. Swanton Bomb! 1…2…3! Hardy is going to Hardcore XXXmas 3D where he will challenge Seth Rollins for the Universal Championship. Rollins and Jason enter the ring. Rollins gets in Hardy’s face and raises his title in the air as the show ends.

[Tarry]

I just want to start by saying that I told B to pitch a segment where that guy who won the Warrior Award this year teaches Shane how to adapt to life in a wheelchair. I'm disappointed that he never did that, and that you never even thought about doing it. Anyway, back to the show, EC3 should just turn down the offer of a match because I'm sure ruining FNBF as an entity would be just as much fun for EC3 and Tiffany as actually controlling it. Also, I find it hilarious that Tiffany concocted this huge plan when she sold the company to Batista in the first place. Why didn't she just cut a deal where she retained ownership of FNBF? To quote your boy, I hope you do what's best for business by having EC3 beat Triple H at Hardcore XXXmas. Also, Batista, we're not on PPV anymore ... we're live on the award winning BPW Network.

"Well, unfortunately it isn't as easy as just barging into our office" "You'll have your match with The Iconic Duo tonight. And you know what? I like your attitude so much, I'm even gonna see to it that it's a title match." Apparently it is as easy as that, lol.

You really must work for WWE with all this 50/50 booking between Baron Corbin and Tye Dillinger 💀

Isn't Tiarnán religious in real life? I might just be assuming that because a lot of people from the Republic and Northern Ireland have faith, but if he is, I can't believe you had him refer to the Bible as fiction. Y'know, I heard a rumour that the Department of Homeland Security is looking into Sister Thea's visa status at the moment, I hope that doesn't cause any problems for Father William.

Thank you for ending the Charlotte vs. Lana feud before it really began. Please give Charlotte something good to do now. B, can you give Burke a quick crash course on which words Charlotte should be enunciating? lol

If Ember Moon has been acting the way she has just for being left to fend for herself in an elimination match, something that could have happened if The Iconic Duo were eliminated by pinfall or submission anyway, I'd hate to see how she's going to act now that they've actually given her a reason to get mad 💀

The segment with The Iconic Duo and Batista was hilarious though

John Cena deserves everything he gets in the New Year. I can't wait.

FINALLY! I can't believe it took so long for Laurel Van Ness to become the crazy bride character, but here we are!

I was kind of hoping that Billy would have died for real so this storyline could come to an end 💀 I miss when Mr. Ass and Son were playing catch and whatnot. Things were much simpler back then.

I can't wait for Tiffany and Sasha to finally meet in the ring. This has been months in the making.

What's up, Jeff? Cat got your tongue?

[Tarry]

It's once again time for the highlight of your Wednesday night! Matt Striker & Nigel McGuinness welcome us to tonight's NFA, hyping up the No Holds Barred main event between for NFA Tag Team Champions, Kane and Enzo Amore. Before we get to that though, we head down to the ring for a Celebration of 2Pawz.

    The ring is decorated with banners featuring 2Pawz' face that say, "Get well soon, 2Pawz!" and "Hope you're feline better!" In the centre of the ring is a giant punch bowl, so you can already see where this is going. In the ring are the party guests, Bret 'Hitman' Hart, Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart, and Tyson Kidd. Natalya's music hits the speakers and here she comes with the guest of honour, 2Pawz! "I'd just like to thank you all for being here tonight," she says, gesturing to the BPW Universe, "It really means a lot to 2Pawz." The NFA Women's Intercontinental Champion, Taya, makes her way to the ring with the Mayor of Slamtown, Johnny Mundo, by her side as always. "Oh," Taya says, stunned at the sight of 2Pawz, "For some reason I thought this was a funeral." "We can always make it into one, babe," Johnny Mundo replies with an obnoxious laugh. Jim Neidhart tries to step up to Mundo, but Bret grabs his arm to prevent him from doing so. "That won't be necessary," Natalya replies, cuddling 2Pawz a little more snug, "Just apologise for what you've put him through and then leave." "We're not going to do that," Taya replies, "We're actually getting pretty bored." "Why don't we liven things up by playing kick the cat?" Johnny Mundo suggests. "TJ, hold 2Pawz," Natalya says, handing off 2Pawz to Tyson Kidd. She then grabs the punch bowl and dumps it over Taya and Johnny Mundo! Before they can retaliate though, the NFA World Heavyweight Champion's music hits the speakers. Could this be a mistake? What reason does he have to come to the ring now? Nope, it's no mistake - here comes The Man! The Man snatches a microphone from Natalya, "This has gone on long enough. Get out of my ring." Johnny Mundo and Taya are the first to leave, followed by the Hart Family, minus Bret who has been stopped by The Man. "Not you," The Man says with a hand on Bret Hart's shoulder, "You can stay."

    After a brief commercial break to clean the ring, we're back with the undefeated NFA World Heavyweight Champion, The Man, and the legendary Bret 'Hitman' Hart. "You're probably wondering why I've kept you in the ring here tonight, so I'll answer that with one word - Goldberg," The Man says, "You've defeated Goldberg on three seperate occassions, one of which took place in the main event of Starrcade 1999. That's quite impressive." "You know your history," Bret replies, "So you also know that he ended my career during that match." "I do know that. I know that you're not able to ever wrestle again, but that's okay," The Man replies, "What's about to happen between you and I won't be anything close to a wrestling match." The Man grabs Bret Hart by the throat, but suddenly the titantron starts playing a live feed of a truck pulling up in the parking lot. The door of the truck opens and out steps Goldberg! He's here! Goldberg makes his way through the corridors of the arena as his music hits the speakers. He arrives at the Gorilla position as the cameras cut back to ringside. Goldberg makes his entrance to a huge pop from the BPW Universe. The Man finally releases Bret Hart and turns his attention to Goldberg. Goldberg slides into the ring and The Man throws a clothesline, but Goldberg ducks it. The Man turns around and eats a huge Spear from Goldberg! The Man rolls to the outside as Goldberg grabs the NFA World Heavyweight Championship belt. "You're next!" he shouts to another huge pop, tossing the belt back to The Man. The Man smirks at Goldberg before turning to head to the back as Goldberg soaks in all the praise from the BPW Universe.

Rich Swann is in the ring dancing away to his entrance music and the BPW Universe are clearly into it as they join in too. The question is pitched to his opponent tonight - Can you handle it? The answer is certainly yes, as Roman Reigns makes his way to the ring. The bell rings and Swann gets in some early offense, surprising his higher ranked opponent. Reigns sends Rich Swann into the ropes, but Swann returns with a dropkick! Reigns places his hand over his bandage, checking on the injury he received a couple weeks back. Roman gets back to his feet and is greeted with a right hand from Swann right on the bandage. Rich Swann looks happy with himself for landing the punch, but Roman Reigns is not at all happy. Roman shoves Swann away and then runs towards him, connecting with a Superman Punch! Roman Reigns makes the cover to pick up the win. The lights in the arena go out and we hear a scuffle taking place in the dark. When the lights come back on, Finn Bálor and Catrina are stood over Roman Reigns, who is covered in a red liquid I can only assume is blood. Catrina kneels beside Roman and delivers the Lick of Death - gross! She then stands back up and softly kisses the lips of Bálor. Catrina and Finn leave the ring as BPW officials hit the ring to check on Reigns. Damn, first punch and now blood, the clean up crew has had their work cut out for them tonight.

"You!" Jace-Hero yells, marching up to Tyler Bate and grabbing him by the collar, "How dare you attack me last week!" "Alright, mate, calm down," Tyler Bate replies with his thick Black Country accent, removing Jace-Hero's hand from his shirt, "Partners help each other, and I was just helping mine. That's how tag teams become successful, look at The New Day, they're the most successful team on the show right now, and that's partly because they get involved in each other's matches." "You had no right getting involved in mine," Jace-Hero retorts, starting to lose his cool. "I only got involved because you were trying to get Roderick Strong involved on your behalf, and when he didn't, I saw my opportunity. Speak of the devil, here he is now," Tyler Bate says, pointing towards the far end of the hallway. Jace-Hero turns his head to look for Strong, but it's a ruse that allows Tyler Bate to strike Jace in the jaw with some Bop n Bang! Jace-Hero drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes, as Tyler Bate walks off whistling innocently. Something tells me the feud between British Strong Style and Jace-Hero & Roderick Strong is not over yet.

If you're a proud owner of BPW World, our award winning iPhone app that brings you the latest BPW news and exclusives, then you already knew this match was taking place here tonight. If you don't own BPW World (what are you waiting for?) then this will come as a complete surprise! The ring has been modified to include a pole on one of the turnbuckles, and hanging high above the ring at the top of that pole is a sceptre. Yes, you heard me right, this is a Sceptre on a Pole match! Samir Singh makes his way to the ring first to a tepid reaction. The Royal Band begins to play as King Tarry makes his grand entrance. The bell rings and here we go! Samir connects with a dropkick out of nowhere, sending King Tarry crashing to the outside! Samir begins to climb for the sceptre, but King Tarry clambers back into the ring and drags him down from the pole. King Tarry grabs Samir and sends him flying overhead with a Regal-Plex. King Tarry begins to climb the pole, but Sunil Singh runs down the ramp and jumps onto the apron, shoving King Tarry hard enough that he falls and crotches himself on the top rope. The referee bans Sunil from ringside to much protest. Samir joins King Tarry on the turnbuckle, trying to climb over him to get the sceptre, but King Tarry delivers a low blow behind the referee's back. King Tarry reaches into his tights and pulls out a gold, jewel encrusted cup - The Royal Cup! - and hits Samir in the skull with it. Samir falls to the mat as the referee finally gets Sunir to leave the ringside area. King Tarry grabs the sceptre and dives from the top rope with a Double Axe Handle! The sceptre collides with Samir's head, clearly knocking him out. King Tarry makes the cover and picks up the win. King Tarry raises the sceptre above his head in victory, but he's jumped from behind by Jinder Mahal! Mahal lays out King Tarry with the Khallas! Jinder demands a microphone from JoJo and goes on a tirade in Punjabi. He then wipes his feet on King Tarry and says, "You are no longer a King, you're just the Maharaja's doormat!"

We cut to Summer Rae's office as there's a knock on the door. Good timing. "Come in!" Summer shouts. Will Ospreay opens the door and enters the office. "Summer, how long do I have to wait to get my match with Randy Orton?" Ospreay asks. "Seeing as though you signed your NFA contract under false pretences, you're lucky to still work here, let alone be given the luxury of being able to request matches," Summer Rae snaps, clearly annoyed that she couldn't see through the obvious disguise of The Viper, "Spud, check the diary to see when Will Ospreay can have his match." Spud hops off his stool and grabs the diary which is right under Summer Rae's nose. He flicks through the diary and says, "Next week, Madam Summer, you haven't booked anything for next week yet." Summer looks at Spud, the diary, and then Will Ospreay, all with annoyance and says, "Fine, you can have your match with Randy Orton next week." "Thank you!" Will Ospreay replies, "I can't wait to get my hands on that prick!"

We now return to the ring as The Authors of Pain make their entrance with Paul London. "Aaaawwww, NFA! Don't you dare be sour! Clap for your 2 time champs, and feel the POWAH! It's a New Day, yes it is!" The NFA Tag Team Champions, The New Day, make their way to the ring for this non-title match. Big E & Kofi Kingston are representing The New Day in this one. The match gets underway with Akam dominating the much smaller Kofi. Akam hits a sidewalk slam and makes the cover, but Kofi gets the shoulder up at the last second. Akam drags Kofi into the Authors of Pain corner and makes the tag to Rezar. The Authors of Pain connect with a double team, but are unable to capitalise as they're distracted by Xavier Woods blowing Paul London's hat off with Francesca 3.0. Paul London doesn't retaliate, his only reaction is to laugh at Xavier, which puts the frighteners on Woods. Rezar lifts Kofi for a Vertical Suplex, but Kofi delivers a knee to the face and escapes. Kofi performs a forward roll to his corner and makes the hot tag to Big E! Big E enters the ring flattens Rezar with a running body block. He then knocks Akam off of the apron for good measure. Big E sets up for the Big Ending, but Akam slides back into the ring and clubs him from behind. The Authors of Pain set up for The Last Chapter, but out of nowhere, Jessica's music interrupts the match and she makes her way to the ring accompanied by The Boys! Jessica jumps onto the apron and tears into The Authors of Pain for what they did to Dalton Castle last week. The distraction results in much need opportunity for The New Day, as Big E grabs Rezar's belt and pulls him to the mat with a roll up. Kofi Kingston grabs onto Akam's ankle to stop him from breaking up the cover, and The New Day score the big win over their foes. "HERE'S TO THE GREATEST (GREATEST) LOVE I'VE EVER KNOWN!" Maria Kanellis runs down the ramp, deciding to spare us from the lecture on true love tonight, and rolls Jessica into the ring. The Authors of Pain prevent her from escaping as Paul London gives the order. They grab her and prepare to lay out with The Last Chapter, but The New Day make the save, throwing Akam, Rezar, and Paul London out of the ring! The New Day, Jessica, and The Boys celebrate with an impromptu dance party as Maria yells that they need to, "Get a life, or better yet, love."

Alexa Bliss is getting her hair and make-up done in the back when Becky Lynch approaches her. "I've been trying to get a hold of you all week," Becky snaps, "What the hell was that about last week?" "You mean when I left you to the wolves?" Alexa says, letting out a little laugh, "You may have heard the stereotype that blondes are dumb, but I assure you that they'll never say that again after last week. Leaving you to get your ass kicked was the best thing for me." "You've got a real nerve," Becky replies, "You're not smart, you're just a coward." "Oh, I assure you, I'm not a coward," Alexa shoots back, "In fact I requested a match against Shayna Baszler tonight, but Hollywood Ronda decided not to show her face tonight, and Shayna seems to have followed suit." "That's a likely story," Becky replies, rolling her eyes, "You know Ronda Rousey well enough to know that she wouldn't be here tonight." "Becky, you can stop trying to belittle me," Alexa says, trying to act the victim, "Like I said before, I'm smart. I'm also tough, so I stuck to my guns and I have my match against Shayna next week. Feel free to be at ringside for it." The beautician tells Alexa that she's all done, so Alexa struts off, leaving behind an annoyed Becky Lynch. The beautician tries to get Becky into the chair, but Becky refuses. "She doesn't have a match tonight, so I know she's not cosplaying, and you've made her look like Pennywise. I don't bloody think so." Becky Lynch then walks away, leaving the rookie member of BPW beauty squad looking embarrassed.

It's now time for our main event! "My name is Enzo Amore, and I'm a certified G and a bonafide stud, and you can't teach that! BADABOOM, REALEST GUY IN THE ROOM! HOW YOU DOIN'?" Enzo Amore makes his way out first, dancing around to his music like a complete idiot, "Tonight you can call me the Colonel, because my gameplan is as secretive as the eleven herbs and spices, Kane won't be able to guess what I'm gonna hit him with next! By the time this is all said and done, you can all dig in to a big ol' bucket of Kentucky Fried Freak!" Kane's pyro prevents Enzo's spiel from going any further, which results in a massive pop from the BPW Universe. Kane makes his way out and Enzo looks terrified. The bell rings and Enzo tries to attack early, but Kane grabs him around the throat and delivers a massive Chokeslam! Enzo rolls to the outside, but Kane follows him. Kane launches Enzo over the announce table, almost taking out Matt Striker & Nigel McGuinness! Kane grabs Enzo again and Chokeslams him through the announce table! He then rolls Enzo back into the ring and makes the cover to pick up the incredibly quick win. Kane leaves the ring, but when he gets to the stage, he hears Enzo's voice over the speakers, "I'm still breathing, bitch!" Enzo shouts into a microphone. Kane turns back and starts to return to the ring, but security rush out and form a barricade between Kane and the ring. "Kane, please don't!" Spud shouts, sprinting out onto the stage, "Madam Summer is very happy to grant you a rematch if you don't lay another finger on Enzo Amore tonight! And she's even agreed to let you name the stipulation!" Kane smirks at Spud and raises his arms above his head, making fire shoot out of the ringposts and the sides of the stage. "Yes, I understand, you've got it! Kane vs. Enzo Amore in an Inferno Match!" Kane grabs Spud and lifts him above his head, "Please don't drop me! Please don't drop me!" Kane throws Spud over the heads of the security, sending him flying down the ramp, splatting on the floor at the bottom. Kane heads to the back as EMTs check on Spud and Enzo Amore. Zack Sabre Jr.'s music hits the speakers, and it appears as though NFA isn't over yet. Stay tuned folks!

    Zack Sabre Jr. makes his way to the ring with a microphone in hand, "Alright, everybody sit back down," he says, with some hurt in his voice, "Kevin Owens, get out here now!" Kevin Owens' music hits the speakers, and he makes his way out to boos from the BPW Universe. "What's this all about, Zack? I was just about to jump in my car and leave when I heard your whiny, limey voice over the speakers," Kevin Owens asks, the arrogance oozing from his aura. "What's this about? This is about me sitting on the sidelines for over a month, missing Bragging Rights, and then being made a fool of when I returned to save you from a beat down," Zack says, trying to keep his cool, "Let's get a referee out here so we can resolve this. Summer, you have a new main event!" A referee sprints down the ramp to a huge pop. Looks like this one is official! The bell rings and here we go! Kevin Owens immediately throws Sabre Jr. into the ropes, trying to go for the Pop-Up Powerbomb early, but Zack counters with a flying Guillotine Choke! Zack brings KO to the mat, tightening his grip, trying to force him to tap, but Owens has enough strength to get his hand on the bottom rope. Owens rolls to the outside for a breather, but Zack Sabre Jr. flies through the ropes with a suicide dive! Kevin Owens sees him coming at the last second and counters with a massive forearm to the jaw! The referee starts a count as KO rolls back into the ring. The count gets as high as eight before Zack finally manages to re-enter the ring. Owens immediately goes on the attack, delivering a senton to the leaner man. Owens makes the cover, but Zack kicks out. Owens goes for a Superkick, but Zack slides between his legs. Sabre Jr. attempts an Octopus Stretch, but Owens counters with a hip toss. Zack rolls into the turnbuckle, but that opens him up for a Running Cannonball! Owens drags Zack out of the corner and makes the cover again, but Zack gets his finger tip on the ropes. Kevin Owens goes up top, possibly looking for a Moonsault, but Sabre Jr. leaps to his feet and follows him up to the top. Sabre Jr. locks his hands around Owens' waist and throws him from the top with a German Suplex! Zack Sabre Jr. goes for the cover, but Owens get the tip of his boot on the ropes to save him! ZSJ looks to score with the Penalty Kick, but Owens counters with a roll up! 1 ... 2 ... No! Zack Sabre Jr. gets back to his feet before Owens and locks in the Young Boy Killer! This could be it! Owens looks set to tap, but he suddenly lifts Zack off of the mat, breaks the hold by tossing him into the air, and catches him with a Powerbomb! 1 ... 2 ... 3! Kevin Owens wins! Owens doesn't have long to celebrate though, as Mil Muertes slides into the ring and delivers The Reaper's Trident! The NFA Zero Limits Champion, Pentagon Jr., hops the barricade and targets his nemesis, Zack Sabre Jr., by nearly kicking his head off of his shoulders with a Superkick! Mil Muertes and Pentagon Jr. stare each other down, until they too start to fight! Security and road agents rush to the ring trying to separate the two monsters, but it's to no avail as they continue to brawl.

    We cut to the back to see Spud being loaded into an ambulance. "Spud, I've just got a brilliant idea!" Summer Rae shouts, running up to her injured assistant, "Kevin Owens vs. Zack Sabre Jr. vs. Mil Muertes vs. Pentagon Jr. - the winner faces the NFA World Heavyweight Champion on the last NFA of the year!" "Wonderful, Madam Summer," Spud slurs, "Simply wonderful!" "You'll draw up the contract as soon as you're out of the hospital, right? Good, thanks." Summer walks off, allowing the paramedics to continue to load Spud into the ambulance.

We return to the ring to discover that security have finally done their job by separating Mil Muertes and Pentagon Jr. Join us next week for all of the fall out from this and more!

[Burke]

With how seriously Bret Hart takes his character the thought of him participating in that 2Pawz segment is hilarious.

I love that the research of The Man, Private Investigator, is continuing. He can ask all the questions he wants though, he ain't got enough to stop Goldie!

I hope that was blood.

Is Jay ever going to admit that he regrets splitting up Burke-Zero? The poor guy is out here getting his ass kicked by cruiserweights.

Not Samir getting a tepid reaction. Even in a fantasy universe we can't book him to be over. King Tarry is a perfect first feud for Jinder.

Summer hadn't booked ANYTHING for next week? Dixie would never be so unprepared.

Why do I feel like that New Day/Jessica/Boys celebration carried on backstage, if you know what I mean. We know Xavier at least is into that kinda thing. And in Big E, Jessica may finally have come across a bigger pervert than herself.

What does Becky have against clowns though?

I was wondering how Kane could kill Enzo even further. Of course an inferno match was the answer.

Zack needs to go home and pretend that this comeback never happened then try again in another month and hope for better results.

Spud getting hurt is almost as good as Enzo getting hurt. Maybe even funnier actually.

[Brandon]

Nov 15, 2017 12:09:48 GMT -5 Tarry said:

"Well, unfortunately it isn't as easy as just barging into our office" "You'll have your match with The Iconic Duo tonight. And you know what? I like your attitude so much, I'm even gonna see to it that it's a title match." Apparently it is as easy as that, lol.

She gave her the match so she could set her up, booger breath.

[Burke]

FNBF General Manger Dixie Carter is already in the ring, along with a team of security, to kick off the show and she introduces her soon-to-be family member, Tiffany. A table is set up in the ring and apparently we’re going to have a contract signing for the Tiffany vs. Sasha Banks “Boss vs. Boss” battle at Hardcore XXX-mas 3D. Dixie immediately hands Tiffany the mic. Before she begins, the future Mrs. Carter informs us that EC3 will have an answer for Triple H and Shane McMahon’s challenge from last week and will deliver that answer later tonight. She then turns her attention to Sasha and demands the production team play a video of her brutal beatdown on Sasha last week. The clip ends and Tiffany cackles amidst the boos of the audience. Tiffany questions whether or not Sasha is even here tonight after all that. She gets her answer fairly quickly because The Boss is here! Sasha steps out with a band-aid on her forehead from the nasty heel shot she took last week. She enters the ring and the security step between her and Tiffany. Tiffany explains that in the contract is a hold harmless agreement, meaning Tiffany can’t be held responsible for any permanent injury that may befall Sasha as a result of this match. Before Tiffany can finish explaining, Sasha cuts her off. “Just give me the damn contract.” Tiffany throws the contract over the heads of the security and Sasha catches it. She snatches a pen from Dixie and signs the contract, leaning on the back of one of the security guys to do so. She throws the contract back over to Tiffany, who smirks and signs it herself. Tiffany says she’s glad this is all official now and she can’t wait for December 3. “This isn’t going to be one of your cute little wrestling matches that all these geeks wet themselves over. This will be a fight. No scratch that…this will be a massacre. See you December 3.” Tiffany laughs and hands her mic to Dixie, who asks Sasha if she has any final comments. “Yeah, I do.” Sasha charges past the security and jumps over the table! She briefly grabs a hold of Tiffany’s hair before security drag her off. Tiffany slides out the ring to safety. Sasha is kicking and elbowing at the security who are holding her back and an errant elbow catches Dixie Carter! Dixie falls dramatically to the mat, clutching her face. Security tackle Sasha to the ground and we cut to commercial with Corey Graves’ sycophantic ass screaming for medical attention to get out here for poor Dixie.

For our first match of the evening it’s Sister vs. Sister! Sister Thea and Sister Taryn haven’t exactly been seeing eye to eye in recent weeks and it’s come to this. Some say Sister Thea has been jealous of the attention Sister Taryn has been receiving from Father William. They both make their way out with Sister Taryn looking hesitant while Sister Thea appears to be relishing the opportunity to fight her fellow Sister. Before the bell can even ring though Father William’s music hits. He is waving his arms and yelling no. “This atrocity must be stopped! It cannot be allowed to happen!” He enters the ring and huddles the Sisters together. We can’t hear exactly what is being said but the good Father is communicating something to them for a good minute or so. Eventually they break out of their group huddle. Sister Thea and Sister Taryn are looking at each other and the fans are chanting, “Fight! Fight! Fight!” Father William nods. Sister Taryn extends a hand to Sister Thea, who hesitates but eventually accepts to a chorus of boos. Father William then gathers them together and they all hug. It appears they have kissed and made up (not literally!). “Come, my children.” Father William leads them to the back and it appears his convent is stronger than ever.

The Television Championship is about to be defended which can mean only one thing. Yes, The Champ is here! John Cena is out and ready for his Television Championship open challenge. The call is answered this week by…American Alpha? Which one of them though? Chad Gable and Jason Jordan both enter the ring and Cena looks confused. Jordan eventually backs up a little and it looks like it’ll be Gable. With Cena’s eyes on Gable though Jordan blindsides him and tells the referee to ring the bell. It’s officially Cena vs. Jordan then. JJ makes good use of his cheap shot and is in control early. The tide turns though when he whips Cena into the ropes and goes for a dropkick but Cena grabs onto the ropes to halt his momentum and Jordan crashes to the mat. Cena then says “you can’t see me!” and hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle. He goes for the Attitude Adjustment but Gable gets up on the apron and causes a momentary distraction. Jordan quickly hits a German suplex for a close nearfall. Jordan applies a crossface. As Cena is about to each the ropes Gable pulls the ropes back. The referee has had enough and ejects Gable from ringside. Jordan is furious and shouts at the ref. He shouldn’t take his eyes off The Champ though. Quick as a flash, Cena hits the AA! It’s over. Cena’s dominant title run rolls on with no end in sight.

Brandon and Billy Gunn are together backstage. It’s so nice to see father and soon getting along again. Brandon says he has a surprise for his Dad. He tells Billy to close his eyes and leads him into another room. “Okay, you can open them!” Billy slowly opens his eyes and a huge smile comes across his face. It’s the ass sculpture that was accidentally destroyed months ago! Brandon has gone to the trouble of having it repaired. Billy thanks his son and gives him a big hug. Cameras cut to Laurel Van Ness watching on a monitor somewhere. She is sitting on a chair rocking back and forward with a crazed expression on her face, still wearing her wedding dress. There are what appear to be empty champagne bottles on the ground surrounding her. "They'll both pay for what they did to me", she mutters to herself.

The number one contender for the Universal Championship, Jeff Hardy is here! The man who will battle Seth Rollins at Hardcore XXXmas 3D soaks in the cheers from the fans before addressing all of us. He says he’s done and seen a lot and been many places throughout his career but arriving in FNBF has lit a fire under him. He says he’s been through the highs (literally!) and lows but now he wants to reach the highest of highs by capturing the Universal Championship. He promises that when he wins the title he will defend it with honour and take on all comers. Just then, music plays. It takes a few seconds to realise but it becomes clear that Shinsuke Nakamura has arrived on FNBF! He makes his breath-taking entrance and the crowd roars his arrival. He enters the ring and smiles at Hardy. They stand face to face and the crowd chant “this is awesome!” for well over a minute. When the crowd finally quietens enough for him to speak Nakamura says he believes in Hardy. He believes he will become the Universal Champion. “And when you do, I want to face you for that title.” The crowd cheers and Hardy nods. At that moment, Seth Rollins and Jason are out and not looking pleased. They enter the ring and Seth says this is making him sick. “Why don’t you two get a room! And you, if you want to ask anybody for a title shot you should be asking me. I’m gonna be holding onto this baby for a long while yet, hahaha!” Jason steps to Nakamura. “And hey! If you want a piece of him then you gotta go through me first!” Nakamura raises his fist and Jason flinches. Nakamura smirks. Rollins pushes Hardy into Nakamura and then he and Jason slide out of the ring and up the ramp, laughing all the way. There is a little tension between Hardy and Nakamura as we go to commercial. When we return from break, it is announced that tonight’s main event will be a huge tag-team match pitting the Universal Champion Seth Rollins and Jason against the dream team of Jeff Hardy and Shinsuke Nakamura.

The Tag Team Champions Breezango are in non-title action against The Revival, the team who ambushed them last week. Well, one half of the team ambushed them anyway. It’s unclear whether Dash Wilder knew of Scott Dawson’s devious plot. Whether he did or didn’t, he’s not going to turn down a huge opportunity against the Tag champs here tonight though. Fandango and Tyler Breeze start off strong and take aim at Dawson. The Revival are just too ruthless on this night though and eventually put Fandango down after a Shatter Machine. Corey Graves says they must be in line for a title shot now after such a convincing victory over the champions.

Paige is out to a big reaction and she immediately asks for Dana Brooke to join her in the ring. “Without Emma, please.” Dana reluctantly makes her way out. Paige scolds Dana for letting Emma get into her head. “Don’t let her control you. You’re better than this…you’re better than her.” Dana looks on wistfully until Emma arrives. She tells Paige to mind her own business and not to worry about them. “I’m doing just fine…and Dana’s doing just fine now that she’s back where she belongs…by my side.” Paige tells Dana come on, you’re a big girl, you know what’s the right thing to do. Dana looks at Paige and Emma, conflictingly. Emma raises her hand for a high five. Dana pauses then slowly raises her hand…before dropping it without embracing Emma’s. The fans cheer and Paige claps while Emma is mortified. Dana literally turns her back on Emma. But wait, it’s a fake-out! She quickly turns back around and lays out Paige with a huge forearm shot. Dana and Emma burst out laughing and hug. Dana picks up Paige and drops her with a Samoan driver. Emma then applies the Emma Lock and Dana kneels down on the mat and laughs in Paige’s face as she’s screaming in agony from the hold. Emma and Dana raise each others arms to massive boos before exiting.

Following his impressive FNBF debut two weeks ago, Tiarnán is in action once against, this time against Baron Corbin. Tiarnán looks to be on the verge of his second consecutive win until Father William’s music hits. Tiarnán looks confused and turns to the stage. The distraction allows Corbin to gather himself and spin Tiarnán round to hit the End of Days. 123. Corbin wins. Corbin laughs smugly as he passes Father William, Sister Taryn and Sister Thea on the stage as he exits. The trio then head towards the ring. Mauro Ranallo says this doesn’t look good for Tiarnán. Corey Graves tells him to have some faith, maybe the good Father is just going to bless him for putting up a good fight. Father William poses with his arms extended in a cross position, Sister Thea and Sister Taryn either side of him holding up an arm each. Mauro apologizes to any viewers who may be offended by this iconography. Father William eventually drops his arms and kneels down beside Tiarnán. He blesses his forehad then lifts him up and hits the Holy Slaughter. He then takes a bottle of water from Sister Taryn and pours it over Tiarnán, who splutters/chokes as Father William blesses him once again. He then reaches his hand out to Sister Thea, who hands him a book. It appears to be the Harry Potter book Tiarnán was reading last week when he had a heated backstage confrontation with the Father. He rips out pages of the book and violently stuffs them in Tiarnán’s mouth. There is an uncomfortable feeling in the air as Father William then takes a microphone. He says there is only one book that Tiarnán needs to read and He wrote it. He places the mic down next to Tiarnán and boos are raining down.

McKenzie Mitchell is standing by with Ember Moon, who will now face both members of The Iconic Duo in a triple threat match for the Women’s Championship at Hardcore XXXmas 3D. Ember says it’s now or never for her. “I have to win this match. I will win this match.” McKenzie says it’s a triple threat but won’t it just end up being essentially a handicap match? Ember chuckles. She says thanks to Batista, there will only be one Women’s Champion after December 3. No more of this co-champ BS. And when it comes down to it, TID’s egos aren’t going to allow them to co-exist. They will crumble and she will pick them apart. McKenzie Mitchell is pushed out of the way and Ember is tackled to the ground. It’s Peyton Royce and Billie Kay! TID stomp away at Ember then smash her in the head repeatedly with McKenzie’s mic. Peyton picks Ember up and Billie cracks her in the head with their Women’s title belt. Ember crumbles to the floor. “You think you can come between us!” TID are showing a vicious side I don’t think we’ve seen before. They eventually manage to compose themselves and lock hands before skipping out of shot, giggling away like they didn't just savagely assault someone.

The Miz is here to grace us with another edition of Miz TV! He brings out his guest, FNBF’s very own special correspondent, Ariane Andrew! They’re both here to promote their new show on MTV, The Challenge: Champs vs. Stars, which premieres this Tuesday! Miz will be hosting the show and Ariane will be one of the competitors. Ariane tries to explain how excited she is to be part of the show but Miz cuts her off. He repeatedly calls it “his” show, claiming it’s his brainchild and Ariane should be thankful that he’s allowing her on it, just like he’s graciously allowed her to appear on Miz TV tonight. “Okay, well then can I get a word in here?” Miz stops her again. “You are quite the ungrateful piece of work.” He says he has a storied history with reality shows and suggests that she study and learn from him if she wants to become even a tenth of the star he is. Ariane tries to talk but is yet again cut off. She’s had enough and slaps Miz upside the face. Miz is shocked and angered. “Do you KNOW who I am!” He says she’s lucky his wife isn’t here tonight because if she was then Ariane wouldn’t be making it out of this ring alive. Miz TV quickly cuts to a commercial for Miz and Ariane’s new show and Mauro’s cynical ass questions if this was all just a huge publicity stunt to help promote it.

It’s time for some main event tag-team action as Shinsuke Nakamura makes his FNBF in-ring debut by teaming with Jeff Hardy against Seth Rollins and Jason. In a preview of the Universal Championship match at Hardcore XXXmas 3D, Rollins and Hardy start off. Hardy then tags in Nakamura to huge cheers and he gets his name chanted as he stiffly kicks away at Rollins and Jason. Rollins fights back with a blockbuster from the middle rope. We’re deep into the match as Jason goes for a Skull Snap on Hardy who bounces out of it and hits a sit-out jawbreaker followed by a dropkick to the face. He goes for the Swanton Bomb but Rollins crotches him on the ropes. Jason takes advantage and hits a superplex. Both men are hurt from the move though and they both need a tag. Hardy gets to his corner first though and Nakamura is in off the hot tag. He runs wild on Jason. He nails him with a shining wizard then applies a cross armbar. Rollins breaks the hold. Hardy tackles him out of the ring in retaliation. Inside, Jason calls for the Skull Snap but Nakamura hits a double knee backbreaker then he calls for it…it’s the Kinshasa! 1…2…3! Nakamura gets the win in his debut match. Rollins drags Jason out of the ring and up the ramp as Nakamura and Hardy’s arms are raised by the referee. They have a little staredown until we go to break.

Dixie Carter is being checked on by a very handsome doctor, who we may very well have seen before. Her head is still a little sore after the elbow she took from Sasha Banks at the beginning of the show. Tony Nese enters the training room to get a massage. Before he does, he notices Dixie. He goes up to her and says he hopes she’s okay, she didn’t deserve what happened out there. Dixie is too nervous to reply. Tony walks away and Dixie doesn’t take her eyes off his ass as he does. The (handsome) doctor asks Dixie how she’s feeling. “I suddenly feel much better, doctor. It must be a miracle!”

It’s finally time for EC3 to answer the challenge. He makes his way to the ring and argues with fans on the way. He says his lawyers have been negotiating hard all week and he accepts the match with Triple H at Hardcore XXXmas 3D…with a few conditions of his own. Not only will the winner determine who is in control of FNBF…if he wins he wants Shane McMahon gone…forever. “And don’t think I’ve forgotten about you, Mr. H, if that is your real name. If I beat you…WHEN I beat you…your career is OVER. You could even say it’ll be game over. I will retire your ass and there will be no more of you, your bitch of a wife or any of the damn McMahon family around here ever again.” HHH’s music hits and he’s furious at the comments just made about his wife and family. EC3 smiles. “What took you so long?” HHH enters the ring and EC3 ducks out. “Oh my God, what’s that!” EC3 points to the titantron and can barely keep a straight face as we are shown Shane McMahon tied up in a freezer, presumably somewhere in the arena. Shane is shivering and his face is turning blue. HHH quickly runs to the back. He is running around like a headless chicken and screaming for someone to tell him where the kitchen area is. He finally finds Shane and unties him, quickly pushing his wheelchair out of the freezer. He screams for medical help. Medics finally arrive on the scene. As HHH is standing over them watching, he is struck from behind with a heavy object. It’s EC3! Shades of what happened to Shane all those months ago. EC3 has a sadistic smile. “I’m gonna cripple you like I did your brother-in-law! Hey, you guys can go on wheelchair rides together!” EC3’s smile turns into a violent look and he kicks HHH. He takes him out into the corridor and throws him into the wall. He batters him all the way back to the Gorilla position then drags him back through the curtain and onto the stage. He tells HHH to stand up, which he tries to do until EC3 chop-blocks him. Hey, that’s his bad quad! “Is that all the famous Cerebral Assassin has? Is this your King of Kings?? You’ve gotta have more than that, come on now.” The fans boo as he again demands that HHH gets up. Corey Graves says HHH should stay down for the good of his health. EC3 drags HHH to ringside and grabs a steel chair. He unloads on HHH’s knee with it then throws him into the ring. He forces an uncomfortable Mauro Ranallo to fist-bump him, which Mauro happily did to HHH two weeks ago. EC3 then looks under the ring and oh no…he pulls out a sledgehammer. He very slowly walks up the steel steps, dragging the hammer behind him, and enters the ring. Officials are now down to the ring, telling EC3 to stop. He warns them to back off or he’ll have them all fired. He screams once again for HHH to get up. HHH can’t stand and barely manages to slightly get up on one knee. EC3 nails him in the head with the sledgehammer, busting him open. EC3 violently throws the sledgehammer out into the crowd, almost hitting a young fan, who is distraught. The child’s father jumps the rails and tries to get to EC3 but security grabs him. There may be a riot in this building. Mauro has taken his headset off and is refusing to comment on this anymore. EC3 sits down in the corner of the ring with an almost orgasmic look on his face. An unconscious HHH is placed on a stretcher and carried up the ramp. EC3 runs out the ring and flips the stretcher over! HHH lands awkwardly and officials again try to control EC3. He eventually walks to the top of the ramp and kneels down, surveying the damage in front of him. The show fades to black amidst deafening boos.

[Brandon]

Fuck it, I'm typing up my review now.

[Brandon]

FNBF from two weeks ago:

Burke: *Makes Maryse the poster girl.*
Also Burke: *Writes Maryse off of the show.*

I wasn't done using her and she'll be back in January, you half wit.

You guys, Burke actually said to me that he wishes there had been a way for EC3 to remain Universal Champion throughout his run, because he's realized he really is the star of the show and Seth Rollins' reign has been a bit of an afterthought. Hmm, you know how you might have pulled that off? By not taking it off of him in your very first week, five days after he won it, you buffoon.

Nov 10, 2017 14:47:02 GMT -5 Burke said:

He says EC3’s family won’t be able to compete financially with the McMahons

You must not have seen any pics of WWE's half empty arenas lately.

Poor this storyline coinciding with Survivor Series when the rest of us are just hungry to see Triple H get his fucking ass beat, even in this fictional fantasy land. He's not gonna be the face no matter what you have EC3 do.

Nov 10, 2017 14:47:02 GMT -5 Burke said:

Sister Thea can’t take anymore and Thesz presses Sister Taryn to the ground! They begin rolling around on the floor in a sorry excuse for a brawl

They're both probably two of the most aggressive women of recent times, why would they have a sorry excuse for a brawl? Like you really need to work on your misogyny.

And it continues with you having Lana struggling to simply pick up a chair. And Charlotte would have emphasized the word 'queen' and not 'the,' ugly.

Ellsworth humping Breezango's legs was actually pretty funny.

Where's my credit for writing both Ember and TID backstage scenes?



Congratulations, it took you less than three months to ruin Jason's career again after I revived it. Why the FUCK is he challenging Cena? He's supposed to be all about Seth and enhancing his also stagnant career after you had them feud because Jason was dry humping his title.



lol the switch in extremes from Tiffany busting Sasha open and pulling hair from her scalp (as if Sasha's "hair" is attached to her scalp) to Paige literally doing nothing but stepping aside so EnD crash into each other. Maybe you coulda balanced those two brawls out a lil bit...

The main event being void of any personality was the icing on the cake. 👌

[Tarry]

That opening segment did a great job at whetting our appetite for Tiffany vs. Sasha at Hardcore XXXmas without giving too much away. Sasha better pay for assaulting Dixie like that!

I really hope the Sister vs. Sister match being called off like that is because you've decided to prolong the angle to have the pay off at Hardcore XXXmas.

Does Cena really need all these wins over up and comers though? He could literally have spent your entire run losing and he still would have been John Cena at the end of it. It also would have been more interesting. The Man already had the winning streak gimmick.

I have no idea where the Brandon/Billy/Laurel storyline is going at this point, but I really hope it's revealed that Brandon has been in cahoots with Laurel this whole time to gain control of whatever is left of Billy's Attitude Era money.

Ladies and gentlemen, Jeff Hardy has finally found his voice! Would the BPW Universe really have chanted "This is awesome!" at that though? Shinsuke has always been a glorified jobber on NFA, lol

Nov 21, 2017 14:36:03 GMT -5 Burke said:

Whew, I was worried they would bring Paige back as a face and she'd fizzle out after a few weeks. She's way better as a heel.

And yet here you are booking her as a generic babyface. It's about time Dana got on-board with Emma's antics though, they're much better as a pair of ruthless villains than as the comedy act you've had them as.

Chris Jericho and Kane feuding over a cup of coffee is one thing, but Father William and Tiarnán feuding over a Harry Potter book? That's hilarious. Hang on, are you insinuating that Father William wrote The Bible? 💀

"And when it comes down to it, TID’s egos aren’t going to allow them to co-exist." It's amazing that the day after this was posted, we found out that the characters' egos aren't as big as we thought. Billie allowed Peyton to have her moment in the spotlight on her own at TakeOver. But that happened in the WWE Universe, could the same thing happen in the BPW Universe?

I feel really bad for Seth Rollins, he's gotta be the weakest world champion in BPW history. I let him go over Finn Bálor at Bragging Rights to help him and the Universal Championship regain momentum, but he loses every other match. He should be the one on a winning streak on your show, not John Cena.

Tony Nese's has performed more miracles than Father William.

You did not just rip off the Randy Orton/Paul Bearer/Kane freezer angle 💀 EC3 destroying Triple H was so satisfying. Don't you dare think of having Triple H go over at Hardcore XXXmas.

[Tarry]

Welcome to the Thanksgiving week edition of NFA! We open in a very fitting way, as NFA roster members including Big Cass, Cesaro (not American), Cody and Brandi Rhodes, Drew McIntyre (not American), Enzo Amore, Kalisto, Kane (is Parts Unknown in America?), The Usos, Johnny Mundo and the NFA Women's Intercontinental Champion, Taya (she's not American), Neville (not American), Rob Van Dam, Sami Zayn (not American), Bayley, TJP, Asuka (not American), Dakota Kai (not American), Nikki Cross (not American), and Natalya (also not American), are gathered around a dinner table in catering. Who says an American holiday can only be celebrated by Americans? ... Probably Republicans. Summer Rae takes her seat at the head of the table and then directs Spud (not American), who is wearing a neckbrace and a sling, over to the kid's table, which has just one seat for him. "I'd like to begin by telling you all that I'm thankful for being the General Manager of NFA, and I'd like to commemorate that by giving the BPW Universe something extra to be thankful for tonight," Summer says, "Tonight the NFA World Heavyweight Champion, The Man, will compete in a match worthy of headlining Starrcade. In addition to that, all four men involved in this Sunday's Fatal Four Way match will compete in matches. Zack Sabre Jr. will compete against Tyler Bate, and in a very generous move, I've decided to add Tyler Bate to the match if he's able to pick up the win. Pentagon Jr. will defend his NFA Zero Limits Championship against a very fitting mystery opponent. And in tonight's main event, Kevin Owens will go one-on-one with Mil Muertes in a Falls Count Anywhere match!" "Bravo, Madam Summer! Bravo!" Spud declares from the kid's table, encouraging the other diners to applaud the GM. Summer Rae basks in the applause as Bayley begins to say what she's thankful for before being cut off by the NFA intro video.

Matt Striker & Nigel McGuinness officially welcome us to NFA, with Striker telling us that he's thankful for the pleasure of calling all the action on NFA on a weekly basis. McGuinness replies, "You really should be thankful, because you could be replaced at the drop of a hat and nobody would even notice, mate." Striker laughs off Nigel's dig as he throws it over to the ring for our first match of the night.

Shayna Baszler, the woman who made an impressive debut a couple weeks back, makes her way to the ring with the NFA Women's Champion, Ronda Rousey, by her side. Her opponent is one of Ronda's challengers this Sunday at Twin Streaks, Alexa Bliss, who makes her way out to a mixed reaction. The bell rings and here we go! Shayna comes out swinging, but Alexa put half of her body out of the ropes, resulting in the referee having to call a break. Alexa returns to the ring and Shayna swings again, so Alexa grabs onto the ropes again. Ronda complains to the referee on Shayna's behalf, but Alexa takes advantage and grabs Shayna from behind, rolling her up whilst holding onto the ropes. The referee counts the fall and Alexa Bliss is the unlikely winner! Ronda Rousey slides into the ring, and she and Shayna Baszler surround Alexa Bliss, possibly thinking of delivering a similar beating they dished out to Becky Lynch a couple of weeks ago. Speak of the devil, here comes Becky Lynch with a steel chair in hand! She sprints to the ring, wildly swinging the chair, but Ronda and Shayna manage to escape unscathed. Becky turns her attention to Alexa Bliss, but she's surprised with a Snap DDT out of nowhere! Alexa Bliss stands tall as she signals to Ronda that she's coming for her title.

The NFA Zero Limits Champion, Pentagon Jr., makes his way to the ring to defend his championship against a mystery opponent. Anticipation builds in the arena until a giant egg is wheeled out onto the stage. Oh god. The egg cracks and out pops The Gobbledy Gooker to a chorus of boos. The Gobbledy Gooker dances his way to the ring as Pentagon Jr. looks on in confusion. When the bell rings, The Gobbledy Gooker tries to Do-si-do with Pentagon, but the Zero Limits Champion isn't having that, and instead delivers a stiff Superkick! With The Gobbledy Gooker on the mat, Pentagon Jr. decides to put a dampener on the festivities by applying The Sacrifice! The Gobbledy Gooker taps out before the hold is even fully applied, but that doesn't stop Pentagon Jr. from leaning back to break the arm ... well, wing ... of The Gobbledy Gooker! After the match Pentagon Jr. requests a microphone, "Mil Muertes. Kevin Owens. Zack Sabre Jr. I will Sacrifice you all," he says, sending a chilling warning to the other competitors of the Fatal Four Way match, "Because my name is Pentagon Jr., and I have Cero Miedo!"

After a brief commercial break, we rejoin NFA as Will Ospreay makes his way to the ring for his match against Randy Orton. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Randy Orton strikes with the RKO, laying out Will Ospreay on the ramp. Orton grabs a microphone, "I'm at the stage of my career where I don't have to compete on free TV, so you can bet your ass that I won't be doing that anymore," he says to boos, "If you want to prove a point, rookie, then you can do it on a bigger stage. I'll see you on Sunday."

"Aaaawwww, NFA! Don't you dare be sour! Clap for your 2 time champs, and feel the POWAH! It's a New Day, yes it is!" Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods make their way to the ring to defend their NFA Tag Team Championships with Big E filling the role of corner man tonight. Their opponents, representing The White Rabbit Following, are the oddball team of Paul London and Mike Kanellis. Mike Kanellis locks up with Xavier Woods to start the match. Mike applies a wristlock to boos, but Xavier performs an acrobatic flip to counter into a wristlock of his own which receives a "This is wrestling!" chant from the BPW Universe. They're easily pleased. Mike delivers a stiff knee to the ribs of Woods and then connects with a Spinning Spinebuster. Kanellis makes the cover, but Woods gets the shoulder up. Mike drags Xavier to his corner and tags in Paul London. They whip Woods into the ropes and catch him with a Double Dropkick on the rebound. London makes the cover, but Kofi makes the save. Mike Kanellis re-enters the ring to dispose of Kofi, but he turns around to be greeted by a Shining Wizard from Woods! Paul London grabs Woods from behind and delivers an Inverted DDT. London makes the cover, but Woods kicks out! London laughs maniacally and yells, "Follow The White Rabbit!" before attempting Down the Rabbit Hole, but Xavier Woods gets his knees up to block it! Woods makes the tag to Kofi and sets up for UpUpDownDown! "HERE'S TO THE GREATEST (GREATEST) LOVE I'VE EVER KNOWN!" Maria Kanellis makes her way out with The Authors of Pain by her side. Akam and Rezar slide into the ring and pull Paul London to safety, laying out Kofi and Xavier in the process, resulting in the referee awarding the match to The New Day via DQ. Big E grabs Francesca 3.0 and slides into the ring swinging it at The Authors of Pain, but the 4-on-1 assault from The White Rabbit Following is just too much. Jessica's music hits and here she comes with The Boys! Jessica grabs Maria by the hair and starts to hand her a prison yard beating until Mike puts a stop to it. The Boys try to save The New Day, but it's all in vain. Suddenly, glam rock music hits the speakers, and here comes Dalton Castle! Dalton gathers Jessica, The Boys, and The New Day, and the seven of them realise that they have the numbers advantage. The new alliance re-enter the ring, but The White Rabbit Following get to safety in the nick of time. Jessica grabs a microphone from ringside, "Maria, I would just love it if the five of you could follow The White Rabbit all the way to Twin Streaks this Sunday, because I'm challenging you to a 5-on-5 Elimination Match!" The White Rabbit Following leave in a huff, with Paul London turning to nod at Jessica, seemingly agreeing to the match. The New Day lead the crowd in a series of chants which include, "New Day, Rocks!" "Jes-si-ca!" "The Boys, Rock!" and "He's a peacock!" which is obviously directed at The Party Peacock himself, Dalton Castle.

We cut to a shot of a road leading up to the arena. The Royal Carriage is being pulled down the road, when suddenly it's driven off the road by a limousine! King Tarry steps out of the carriage, seemingly unharmed, waving his sceptre around in anger. "You bloody mad man! Who the hell do you think you are?" He shouts at the limo, which has pulled up at the side of the road. Jinder Mahal pops out of the sunroof, laughing at King Tarry's misfortune. "You should learn to move out of the way for the Modern Day Maharaja!" Jinder shouts, angering King Tarry further, "While you're waiting for a tow truck, I'll be inside the arena requesting a match against you for this Sunday. See you then, doormat!" The limo pulls away, as we get a shot of King Tarry looking like a broken man.

Tyler Bate makes his way to the ring with his British Strong Style tag team partner, Pete Dunne, by his side. This is the biggest match of Bate's young career, because if he wins tonight, he will be added to the Fatal Four Way #1 Contender's Match this Sunday! But first, in order to get to that match, he has to make it through his fellow countryman, Zack Sabre Jr. Zack makes his way to the ring to a pop from the BPW Universe, but I have to note that I don't think it was as big as the pop Tyler received. Hmmmm. The bell rings and the two men lock up, engaging in a traditionally British match worthy of being aired on ITV on Saturday afternoons. Sabre Jr. tries to invoke Article 50 out of nowhere, but Tyler Bate grabs onto the ropes as soon as the hold is attempted. Zack attempts a flying Guillotine Choke, but Bate counters with a huge forearm smash! Bate makes the cover, but Zack kicks out. Sabre Jr. regains control with a knee to the midsection. He attempts the Sabre Driver, but Bate counters into an inside cradle. Zack barely kicks and looks shocked by that. Tyler Bate almost did the unthinkable! Tyler Bate attempts a dropkick, but Sabre Jr. blocks it. Zack follows up with a European Uppercut! He makes the cover, but Bate kicks out! They're evenly matched in this one. The referee starts a double count as the exhausted combatants take a little longer than usual to return to their feet. Suddenly, Roderick Strong's music hits the speakers. He walks out onto the stage, drawing the attention of the referee and Pete Dunne. Tyler Bate drags himself back to his feet and locks eyes with Roderick. "I'm so sorry," Strong mouths, as Jace-Hero slides into the ring behind Bate and nails him with a steel chair! Jace quickly exits the ring as the referee is oblivious to the interference. Zack Sabre Jr. returns to his feet and grabs Tyler Bate, applying the Young Boy Killer. Bate, who is lucky to still be conscious, has no choice but to tap out. Zack celebrates his win, possibly not realising it's a cheap one, as Pete Dunne returns to the ring to check on Tyler Bate. Dunne requests a microphone, "Alright, Jace-Hero, fair play, you got one over on us," he says, speaking on behalf of he and his tag team partner, "Since you've cost him his opportunity to compete in the #1 Contender's match this Sunday, why don't the four of us step into the ring to settle things with some good old tag team action? The winners get a shot at the NFA Tag Team Championships!" Roderick Strong tries to talk Jace-Hero out of accepting the challenge, but Jace shoves him away. "You're on!" Jace-Hero replies, "But please, call me Jayzero."

After a brief commercial hyping Twin Streaks live on the BPW Network this Sunday, we return to the ring to find Roman Reigns. "Y'know, I used to enjoy horror movies until I found myself in one," he says, referring to the recent goings on between himself, Finn Bálor, and Catrina, "But from my experience watching them, the monster is always defeated at the end, and your end, Bálor, is this Sunday." The lights go out in the arena, just like last week, but when they come back on, Catrina is covered in blood! Reigns telegraphed it! Bálor tries to attack Roman, but Roman damn near breaks him in half with a Spear! Roman Reigns rolls out of the ring and heads to the back until he hears Catrina's voice, "You think you won this one, Big Dog, but you will pay for this. After Finn Bálor is done with you this Sunday, you will never be able to show your face on NFA again!" Catrina stands in the ring, looking like Carrie on Prom Night, giving Reigns a stare that chills him to his bones.

It's now time for the match that Summer Rae claimed is worthy of headlining Starrcade. Out first is the NFA World Heavyweight Champion, The Man, who this Sunday will defend his championship against Goldberg in the main event of Twin Streaks. We hear the sound of a wolf howl over the speakers, signalling the arrival of The Man's opponent, Big Sexy himself - Kevin Nash! The leader of the Wolfpac swaggers his way to the ring, hoping to repeat the events of Starrcade 1998, in which Kevin Nash became the first man to defeat Goldberg. Nash gets in The Man's face, telling him that he's not here to play. The bell rings to start the match, but Kevin Nash immediately grabs the attention of the referee. A security guard hops on the apron, but wait, that's not any old security guard - that's Scott Hall! Hall has a taser, just like at Starrcade 1998, which is uses on The Man! The Man stumbles towards Nash, who kicks The Man in the ribs and manages to lift him up for the Jackknife Powerbomb! Kevin Nash makes the cover! The streak could be over! 1 ... 2 ... No! The Man kicks out! The Man is enraged! The Man grabs hold of Nash and throws him overhead with a Belly-to-Belly! He then drags Kevin Nash off of the mat and drives him back down with the World's Strongest Slam! The Man isn't finished yet though as he pulls Nash back to his feet once again. He lifts him into the air and drives him back down with the Jackhammer to pick up the win! Scott Hall slides into the ring behind The Man and uses the taser on him once again, dropping him to his knees. Kevin Nash pulls himself to his feet and delivers a Big Boot to the kneeling NFA World Heavyweight Champion. Goldberg's music hits as The Outsiders pose over The Man. Goldberg makes his way out to a huge pop from the BPW Universe. He extends his hand to Scott Hall, who reaches out to shake it, but Goldberg pulls Hall in a delivers a Hook Kick to the face! The Man gets back to his feet and grabs Kevin Nash to deliver a ring shaking Death Valley Driver! The Man turns around only to be Speared by Goldberg! The Man rolls to the outside afterwards to avoid the Jackhammer, but Goldberg has a warning for him. "This Sunday, you're next!"

We return to catering to find Thanksgiving Dinner having finally been served. "My compliments to the chef," Kane says, biting into a turkey leg, "This skin is almost as crispy as Enzo's will be this Sunday." Kane lets out a terrifying laugh as the camera pans to the other end of the table to see Enzo Amore freaking out. "You better shut your mouth, bro!" Enzo replies, "Or else I'll come down there and mash you like potatoes!" "This turkey is really good though," Natalya says, trying to calm the situation. "It'd be better if it were cat," Johnny Mundo replies, trying to get a rise out of Natalya. "That's real funny, Johnny, you should be a comedian," she replies, "Will you find it funny when your fiancée is locked inside a Steel Cage with me this Sunday? Or even better, do you find this funny?" Natalya dumps her plate in Mundo's lap, as diners react in shock. "Those are his good pants!" Taya shouts, leaping over the table to tackle Natalya to the ground. The rest of the diners join in the with the ruckus as a roster wide food fight breaks out! Only in wrestling!

It's now time for our main event! Kevin Owens makes his way to the ring first, and he looks ready to fight. Mil Muertes is out next, but he doesn't have a chance to make it to the ring as Owens heads up the ramp to meet him. The bell rings and this Falls Count Anywhere match is underway! The two men batter each other with clubbing blows until Mil Muertes takes control by throwing KO into the barricade. Mil Muertes drags Owens up the ramp and tosses him into the NFA set. Muertes sets up for The Flatiner, but Owens counters with an elbow to the side of the head. Kevin Owens hammers away on Mil Muertes before knocking him off the stage with a Superkick! That could be it! Kevin Owens doesn't climb down to make the cover though, he seems to have something more daring in mind. He takes a few steps back before hurling himself onto Mil Muertes with a Running Senton off the stage! KO crawls back towards Mil Muertes to make the cover, but Mil Muertes kicks out! Mil lets out a blood curdling roar as he climbs back to his feet. Owens climbs back to his feet too and throws a punch Mil Muertes, but the Man of a Thousand Deaths shakes it off like it's nothing. Mil Muertes delivers a barrage of punches to Owens. Mil Muertes tries for The Flatliner again, but Owens counters once again. KO delivers a kick to the groin and then tries to make some space by heading backstage. An angry Mil Muertes gives chase as it becomes apparent that Owens is leading him to catering. Kevin Owens enters catering where the food fight is still ongoing. Mil Muertes bursts through the door and the match continues! They exchange hard shots as food is flung from either side of the room. Owens delivers another Superkick which rocks Mil Muertes. Kevin Owens climbs on top of the dinner table, possibly looking to connect with an aerial manoeuvre, but Mil Muertes runs towards him, using Big Cass as a step to leap into the air in an inhuman way. Mil Muertes delivers The Reaper's Trident to Kevin Owens as they both go crashing through the table. The two combatants land with one arm draped over the other man. The referee counts both man's shoulders down for three, ruling the match a draw. NFA comes to a close with Kevin Owens and Mil Muertes laid out of the floor with the food fight continuing. Join us this Sunday for Twin Streaks live on the BPW Network!

[Burke]

I'm not American but I'd join in on those celebrations too. Who's gonna turn down free turkey?

Even these tough ass MMA fighters have no defence against the roll-up of doom.

Tbh, the ole Gooker put up a better fight against Pentagon than Dolph Ziggler did a few weeks ago.

Jessica is living out all her fantasies right now. I bet she was super aggressively grinding on Big E/Kofi during their dance celebration.

Oh my God, the vision of that King Tarry/Jinder segment is hilarious. Jinder mildly inconveniencing Tarry and celebrating like like he committed this most heinous deed.

I never got used to saying Jace-Hero so thank God Jayzero is back.

Roman doesn't watch enough horror movies. I've seen plenty with the evil side winning, especially when there's supernatural shit at play. Not that I'm trying to jinx him.

I'm surprised Nash could even get The Man up for a powerbomb these days.

I'm not joking, for a second I thought it WAS gonna be revealed that Nattie was eating 2Pawz instead of turkey.

A PPV go-home show ending with a raging food-fight is one of the things I love about BPW.

[Burke]

The show opens cold with EC3 making his way to the ring. He is booed ferociously following his actions last week. Mauro Ranallo says they won’t be showing any footage of EC3’s brutal attack on Triple H due to its disturbing nature. EC3 raises a mic to his mouth but the fans are booing so loud he can’t even get a word out. He just chuckles to himself. This goes on for a minute or so. He exits the ring and grabs a chair. He takes it in the ring and sits down. “I’ve got all night. We’re on MY time.” The boos grow even louder. He looks dismissively at each corner of the arena. The boos turn into chants for Triple H. “He’s not here you idiots! Did you not watch last week??” The fans then chant “Shane-O-Mac!” “He’s not here either, geniuses!” The fans are disheartened and EC3 takes glee in their disappointment. He says he hopes HHH had a happy Thanksgiving and didn't stuff himself with too much turkey. He corrects himself though and laughs that actually he's probably only able to eat through a straw right now after the beating he gave him last week. He turns his attention to Hardcore XXXmas 3D. He says there is a little caveat in the match contract which he forgot to mention last week. If HHH doesn’t show up…EC3 wins via forfeit. He wonders if HHH will physically be able to make it to the PPV. He says he hopes he does though. “I mean, I’ll take a forfeit victory if I have to, but what I really want is to take you behind the barn myself and pull the trigger.” He says one way or another, the McMahon family will fall once and for all on December 3. “All hail The Carter Family!” The fans chant asshole at EC3 as he drops the mic and makes his exit. Following a commercial break EC3 is now in The Carter Family's office with his aunt Dixie when Tiffany arrives. She's clearly been going overboard on the old Black Friday shopping today as she has shopping bags hanging everywhere. "Here, help me with all these." EC3 takes the bags and asks if it was necessary to buy so much. Tiffany just rolls her eyes. She says she had some poor retail worker fired earlier when they couldn't find something in her size. Dixie shakes her head. Tiffany doesn't play when it comes to shopping.

The Champ is here for the weekly John Cena Television Championship open challenge! His opponent this week is…American Alpha? Again? Oh, it appears it will be Chad Gable this week after Jason Jordan had his turn last week. The referee remembers AA’s attempts at cheating last week and bans JJ from ringside so he is forced to turn right back around and let his partner go it alone against The Champ. Gable uses his technical skills to catch Cena off guard. He hits triple German suplexes for a super close nearfall. He puts Cena in the ankle lock but Cena reaches the ropes. Gable tries to re-apply the hold but Cena pushes him off then catches him coming back with a massive lariat. Gable spins inside out and is almost beheaded by that one. Cena locks in the STF and Gable has no choice but to tap. It’s successful title defence #17 for Cena in this legendary title reign. After a commercial break, American Alpha are in the back, licking their wounds, when they are approached by Laurel Van Ness, who is slurring her words and walking unsteadily. She is STILL wearing her wedding dress. She pulls AA to the side. We aren’t able to hear exactly what is being said. Mauro Ranallo wonders what the hell that was all about.

McKenzie Mitchell is ready to conduct an interview with the Universal Champion Seth Rollins and Jason. The former will be defending his title against Jeff Hardy in 9 days at Hardcore XXXmas 3D but the latter will be facing “The Charismatic Enigma” later tonight, no doubt with orders from the champ to soften him up. McKenzie also informs us that Jason will take on Shinsuke Nakamura at Hardcore XXXmas 3D in the first FNBF PPV appearance for “The King of Strong Style.” Jason, still favouring his jaw a little from the Kinshasa he took from Nakamura last week, says he can’t wait to put a beating on Nakamura. “He’s known for his stiffness…well I think we can show him a little something about stiffness ourselves.” Jason winks at Seth and hands him the mic. Seth says Jeff Hardy is a screw-up and he’s going to screw up this opportunity like he’s done every other one he’s ever had. He looks directly into the camera. “I’m going to hit the Curb Stomp and I’m going to pin you. 1…2…3. You will be left laying there a BROKEN man, hahaha!”

EnD are officially back together again as Emma and Dana Brooke face Paige and Charlotte in tag-team competition. It’s also announced that Emma and Paige will square off at Hardcore XXXmas 3D. Charlotte and Paige have the upper hand early until Emma’s underhanded tactics swings things EnD’s way. Emma tags in Dana who squares off with Charlotte. There is history between these two and it shows. Charlotte blocks a blow from Dana and hits a spear. She follows up with the Queen’s Boot then tags in Paige to cheers. Dana also reaches her corner and tags in Emma, who is immediately taken off her feet by Paige. With Paige and Emma going at it in the ring Dana walks round and trips Charlotte on the apron. She lands jaw first on the apron and it looked nasty. Paige baseball slides Dana. Taking her eyes off Emma proves to be a mistake though. Emma dropkicks the back of Paige’s neck then hits a modified Michinoku driver for the pinfall. Dana re-enters the ring and pats Paige on the head before raising Emma’s arm. EnD celebrate winning their first big match as a team again.

The Revival are in the back. Following their non-title win over Breezango last week, they will receive a rematch with the Tag Team titles on the line at Hardcore XXXmas 3D. Dash tells Dawson that he wasn’t exactly on board with how he got Breezango’s attention a few weeks ago but now opportunity knocks and they’re going to become the next Tag Team Champions. Dawson smiles deviously and says it’s time for The Top Guys to get back on top. Breezango enter. Dawson smirks. “Oh wow, what are you guys gonna do? Write us a ticket?” He chuckles to himself and turns his back dismissively. Fandango pulls him back around and gets in his face. Meanwhile, Breeze does the same to Wilder. Fandango puts on his best tough guy voice and says they’ve held these Tag titles for 6 months while The Revival have done NOTHING in that time. He says he hopes they continue underestimating them because on December 3, “we’re gonna kick your asses.” The Revival look shocked by their aggressive manner. Breezango turn and leave, keeping their game faces on until they exit the room. Once outside, they finally break character and Tyler high fives Fandango. “Oh my God, even I was almost frightened of you back there!” Fandango says it was nothing and walks away coolly.

The lights go out and the crowd go wild as Shinsuke Nakamura makes his entrance. He’s here to do battle with Rusev in his first taste of singles competition on Friday nights. Rusev is without Lana who is still recuperating from the beating inflicted upon her by Charlotte two weeks ago. This is a hard hitting bout and the fans are into it from the start. The turning point comes when Rusev hits a fallaway slam then goes up top for a diving headbutt. He dives off but Nakamura rolls out the way. Nakamura calls for the Kinshasa. He hits it! 123. Nakamura wins. The bell has barely rung when he is attacked by Seth Rollins and Jason. Rollins nails him with his Universal title belt and then Jason drops him with a Skull Snap. Jason goes to hit another but Jeff Hardy’s music hits! Nakamura is helped to the back by officials as the number one contender hits the ring and Rollins and Jason dip out. Hardy challenges them to get back in the ring but they just laugh, pleased with the work they’ve done. Jason seems to have forgotten that he has a match with Hardy though. The referee says it’s up next and orders Rollins to the back before it begins. Rollins throws a tantrum and Jason grabs his leg for dear life, begging him not to go. He eventually has to exit though and the match gets underway. They go back and forth for a few minutes until a battered and bruise Nakamura re-emerges on the stage. Jason is shook. He turns back around and takes the Twist of Fate. You know what’s next. Swanton Bomb! Hardy wins. As Nakamura is walking down to the ring he is attacked from behind by Rollins, who nails him with his Universal title right in the knee. Back in the ring, Jason low blows Hardy. Rollins enters the ring and laughs at Hardy down on the ground. He hits the Curb Stomp. The fans are chanting you suck at Rollins and Jason as Nakamura tries to crawl in the ring on his bad knee. Jason grabs him and hits the Skull Snap. Rollins screams at Jeff that he’ll never take his title. Jason then addresses Nakamura. “And neither will you!” Rollins and Jason stand tall over their foes to a chorus of boos.

Tom Phillips and Byron Saxton conducted sit-down interviews with The Iconic Duo and Ember Moon, respectively, earlier today and we are shown both. First up is Tom’s interview with the co-Women’s Champions (at least for 9 more days), Peyton Royce and Billie Kay. Due to BPW CEO Batista’s decree, their historic co-champion run will come to an end, one way or another, and we will have only one champion after Hardcore XXXmas 3D. TID aren’t happy, to say the least. “Who does he think he is?? He’s not the boss of us!” Tom tries to correct them and point out that in fact, yes he is, but they cut him off. They say it’s not right that rules are being bent just to try and screw them over. “Little girls all over the world look up to us. We’re all about unity, as DJ Khaled would say.” Peyton high fives Billie for that schmick reference. “I mean, would you want to see Kylie and Dannii fight? Of course not but that’s what they’re doing to us. Ugh, so unfair!” They end by saying that everyone thinks they’re weak champions but that’s not true. “We’re fighters!” The interview closes with them both looking down longingly at the Women’s title belt. We immediately cut to Byron’s interview with Ember Moon. She says December 3 is the most important night of her life. The night she finally wins the big one. The night she puts an end to TID’s joke of a title reign. Byron asks what will happen if she comes up short though. After an uncomfortable silence Ember stands up and walks closer to Byron. “Losing is not an option.” Ember exits the interview set and Byron gulps.

We’re just a little over a week away from the Battle of the Bosses when Tiffany and Sasha Banks will finally square off and Sasha Banks is here. The Boss says she was “told” to come out here and apologize for accidentally elbowing Dixie Carter last week. “Well, that’s not going to be happening. I guess big bad Tiffany will have to suspend me again?” Sasha says Tiffany has felt threatened by her since day one. “You can hide behind your boyfriend or your aunt or your goddamn fairy godmother for all I care, it doesn’t change the fact that there’s only one true boss around here and you’re looking at her. I’m the baddest bitch. I’m the ace of this entire damn company and you hate it because you know it’s true.” Sasha’s mic cuts out and she laughs, clearly not surprised in the slightest. Tiffany appears on the titantron. She says sorry, I can’t hear you and smirks. She says like it or not, she is Sasha’s boss. “If you don’t want to be referred to in the past tense then you’re going to have to learn to eat shit around here and like the taste of it. Literally.” Tiffany clicks her fingers and a bucket is dropped from the ceiling containing…eww, is that excrement? Sasha is covered in shit. Corey says this is probably one of Mauro’s fetishes and tells him not to get too excited. Mauro tells him to stop and says there is going to be hell to pay when Sasha gets her hands on Tiffany. Tiffany literally cannot control her laughter and we head to commercial with her laughing like a maniac.

General Manager Dixie Carter is watching what just happened in her office and looks uncomfortable. There is a knock on the door and it’s Tony Nese. He says he’s just come to check up on Dixie after her injury last week. Dixie blushes and says she’s okay. Tony says that’s good to hear. He says he hopes she had a good Thanksgiving and says he’s thankful to have such a great boss. Dixie nervously thanks him and asks him for a favour. "While you're here, could you put my Christmas tree up? I need a big strong man for the job." Tony says sure and gets to work. As he bends over to pick the tree up Dixie takes a good long look at that famous Nese ass. "Oh lordy."

Brandon is ready for singles action and is accompanied by his father, Billy Gunn. After all the turmoil they’ve been through in recent months it’s nice to see them back together again. Brandon’s opponent is the “Scottish Supernova” himself, Noam Dar, who is with Alicia Fox. Let’s hope the ring has been cleaned up properly after the previous segment. Billy’s presence proves useful as he helps counteract Alicia’s attempts at interference. He sticks his ass out at her when she’s trying to help Noam. Alicia is left speechless when she catches a look at Mr. Ass. A jealous Noam shouts at her to take her eyes off it and then turns around and is dropped by Brandon. The blonde bombshell follows up with an Asstastic! That’ll be all. Brandon wins. Billy enters the ring and raises his sons arm. As they are celebrating they are ambushed behind by Jason Jordan and Chad Gable. What in the world are American Alpha doing? With Brandon and Billy laid out, Laurel Van Ness staggers out onto the stage and applauds AA. Jordan and Gable leave the ring and help her back to the back. Corey says Laurel must have made AA an offer they couldn’t refuse.

A commercial plays hyping a “final showdown” between EC3 and Triple H next week on FNBF, which will be the last stop on the road to Hardcore XXXmas 3D.

The Miz vs. Tiarnán is our scheduled main event for the evening. Before the match, Tiarnán takes a mic and addresses the attack from Father William last week. He calls the good Father out but he’s nowhere to be found. Instead we hear, “aaaaawesome!” The Miz is here. He blows a kiss into the camera for his pregnant wife Maryse, who will be watching at home. The match begins. Tiarnán starts aggressively and seems to be taking his frustrations from last week out on Miz. A few minutes into the match Father William’s music hits. He walks out onto the stage along with Sister Thea and Sister Taryn. He motions to the back and shortly after a group of hooded men appear carrying a giant cross. He instructs them towards the ring. The match is still going on. When Miz sees what is transpiring though he’s like screw this, and takes his leave. Tiarnán is alone in the ring and looking spooked by what’s going on. Father William enters the ring. He approaches Tiarnán and tries to hand him what looks to be a copy of the Bible. Tiarnán smacks it out of his hand. Father William lowers his head and mutters/prays to himself before attacking Tiarnán. The fans are booing as Father William lifts him in the air then drops him with the Holy Slaughter. The Father calls Sisters Taryn and Thea into the ring to stand by his side. He then instructs the hooded figures to bring the cross into the ring. They place it against the ropes and then leave, at Father William’s request. Sister Thea goes under the ring and grabs a pile of rope. Father William tells the Sisters to help him tie Tiarnán up on the cross. Sister Thea is happy to but Sister Taryn looks uncomfortable and has to be coerced into doing so. There is garbage being thrown in the ring and in fact many fans are walking out of the arena in disgust. Tiarnán is “crucified” on the cross and Father William kneels down in front of him, extending his arms out. Sister Thea is looking on, almost like this is turning her on. Sister Taryn though is distraught. She clearly thinks they’ve gone too far. The show closes with eerie silence as even Corey Graves and Mauro Ranallo seem to be at a loss for words.

[Tarry]

Nobody in the BPW Universe is booing EC3 for attacking Triple H. Stop trying to make that happen, lol. I can't believe you made an Old Yeller reference on this episode, because I've gone and made the same one during Twin Streaks 💀 I can't believe Tiffany actually went Black Friday shopping, I thought she'd for sure send somebody to do it for her.

I can't (and can at the same time) believe you've had John Cena squash so many young talents that are destined for bigger things in BPW than John Cena is at this point. I can't wait for him to finally be dethroned. I wonder how long John Cena will be around before B sends him to the scrap pile again, lol

Jason's gonna get himself knocked out by Nakamura's Kinshasa and won't be able to support Seth at ringside later in the night. What an idiot. Burke, you do know that Matt was Broken and Jeff was Obsolete, right? The Broken reference doesn't even work for Jeff at all in the BPW Universe 💀

Damn, Charlotte better not have injured her jaw in the match, we need her healthy when she makes her way over to NFA in the new year. Paige really needs the win at Hardcore XXXmas, I hope she beats Emma so bad that she has to change her name.

I really thought you had just made Breezango into uncharacteristic tough guys, but I'm so glad it was just them playing Bad Cop/Bad Cop.

Has Jason won a single match since you've been booking the show? 💀

That Iconic Duo segment was really good. I think the triple threat match for the FNBF Women's Championship is the match I'm most looking forward to at Hardcore XXXmas. The Kylie and Dannii line was hilarious, lol. And that "Losing is not an option" line from Ember Moon is surely going to be used as the sound bite at the end of the hype package for the match.

You can't go a single week without writing something controversial that ruins somebody, can you? 💀 Burke, faces drop shit on the heels, not the other way around. How can you support a face that has been embarrassed at that level? There's no coming back from being covered in shit for a face. Damn. I have no idea why you didn't rewrite it for it to be gravy or something else that's less gross.

Did Dixie really need to put up a Christmas tree in a temporary office like 30-45 minutes before the end of the show? 💀

You're not going to reveal why AA did Laurel's dirty work, are you? 💀

I was about to ask if that final segment would even be considered controversial in this day and age, but then I remembered that Gregg's got into trouble last week for replacing Jesus with a sausage roll in the Nativity scene 💀

[Tarry]

Welcome to the Twin Streaks Kick Off Show! Tonight's panel is hosted, as always, by Cathy Kelley, and she's joined by NFA Superstars Bayley and Cody Rhodes. Cathy Kelley asks Bayley and Cody to predict tonight's matches with the focus mostly being on the triple header main events. Bayley chooses Kevin Owens to win the Fatal Four Way match - "He's picked up so much momentum going into this match that I'm just not sure if anybody can stop him from picking up the win." - Alexa Bliss for the NFA Women's Championship match - "Alexa Bliss is sneaky. She always has a gameplan for every match, and I think we could be looking at an upset here tonight." - And finally, she chooses The Man for the NFA World Heavyweight Championship match - "I've been in the ring with The Man, and that was before he ascended to the main event. It'll take a lot to beat The Man, and I'm not sure Goldberg has what it takes." Cody Rhodes also chooses Kevin Owens for the Fatal Four Way - "I have to reluctantly agree with Bayley on that one. Kevin Owens has been on a roll this past month, and I'm confident that that roll will take him all the way to the NFA World Heavyweight Championship." - He selects Ronda Rousey for the NFA Women's Championship match - "Ronda Rousey doesn't lose in a BPW ring. She's the only two time NFA Women's Champion, and I believe that she would still be in her first reign in politics didn't put an end to that." - Cody chooses Goldberg for the NFA World Heavyweight Championship match - "I grew up in the WCW locker room, and I have to say this - I've never seen Goldberg in a better frame of mind. Goldberg may be 50 years old, but age is nothing but a number to him. The streak ends tonight. Mark my words." Cathy Kelley thanks the panellists for the insights as we head to the ring for our first match of the evening.

It's time for our first Kick Off match of the evening. Will Ospreay makes his way to the ring first, he's ready to finally lock horns with the man he's had a problem with for the past few months. Randy Orton makes his way out next with a microphone in hand, "The last time I checked, the Kick Off show was aired for free online, which technically makes this free TV," he says in typical Randy Orton monotonous fashion, "So for that reason, I have to call off this match." He turns to head to the back as the BPW Universe boos until he's interrupted by Summer Rae's music, "Randy Orton, if you don't get in that ring and have this match right now, I'll have no choice but to fire you!" The BPW Universe pops for Summer's ultimatum. "And to be clear, you won't just be fired from NFA, I'll make sure that you never get hired by FNBF either! Now, referee, start a count!" The referee begins to count Randy Orton out, which makes Randy's decision a tougher one. He still seems set on not having the match, but he changes his mind at the last second and sprints to the ring. The match officially begins with Will Ospreay knocking Orton down with a dropkick. Ospreay goes for a Standing Moonsault, but Orton rolls out of the way. Randy Orton delivers a stiff clothesline which he follows up with another one. He throws Ospreay into the ropes and catches him with a Snap Powerslam on the rebound. He shoves Will Ospreay into the corner of the ring with his boot and then takes a few steps back. Oh no. Ospreay gets on all fours as Randy Orton runs from one side of the ring to the other, attempting the Punt Kick! Ospreay uses his acrobatic prowess to spring out of the way at the last second! Orton turns around and eats a Bicycle Kick! Ospreay makes the cover, but Randy Orton kicks out! Will Ospreay calls for the OsCutter, this could be it! Ospreay springboards off the second rope, but Orton sees it coming and counters with the RKO out of nowhere! Randy Orton makes the cover for the 1 ... 2 ... 3! Randy Orton goes to leave the ring, but he looks over his shoulder to see Will Ospreay on all fours. He runs towards him and delivers a brutal Punt Kick right to the side of his head! EMTs rush out to check on Will Ospreay as he head back up to the Kick Off Panel.

"I'm sorry to everybody at home who had to witness that," Cathy Kelley says, reacting to Randy Orton's vicious Punt Kick, "If you have children watching, I'm especially sorry. Of course, as always, please don't emulate anything you see here tonight. We hope to have an update on Will Ospreay's condition as soon as possible." "That was just sickening," Bayley says, with her head in her hands, "That was completely unnecessary. I'm shocked at what I've just seen." "You're shocked? Come on now," Cody Rhodes interjects, "This is what Randy Orton does! Randy Orton doesn't leave loose ends, and that's a good thing. Randy Orton is capable of much worse than that, so in my opinion, Ospreay got off lightly with the Punt Kick." We now head back to the ring for our next match.

It's tag team action up next on the Kick Off Show! The winners of this match will be the new #1 Contenders to the NFA Tag Team Championships! Out first is the team of Tyler Bate and Pete Dunne - British Strong Style. Roderick Strong makes his way out onto the stage next, looking full of regret for costing Tyler Bate the biggest match of his career this past week. Boos ring out in the arena as the BPW Universe anticipate the arrival of the former General Manager of NFA. Jayzero's music hits the speakers as the boos almost drown it out. He makes his way to the ring showing not a single ounce of remorse for what he did on NFA. Jayzero insists that Roderick Strong starts the match with Pete Dunne. Dunne drops Strong with a headbutt and drags him into the British Strong Style corner. He tags in Tyler Bate and the two of them take it in turns delivering Uppercuts to Strong. Tyler Bate scoops Roderick Strong onto his shoulders and delivers an Airplane Spin that seems like it'll never stop. Bate finally puts Roderick Strong down, and Strong stumbles to his own corner, accidentally knocking Jayzero off of the apron! Tyler Bate tags Pete Dunne back into the match. Dunne grabs Strong from behind, but Strong counters and delivers End of Heartache! Roderick Strong isn't able to make the cover as Pete Dunne rolls back to his own corner. Roderick Strong reaches out for Jayzero who has finally got back on the apron. Jayzero encourages him to keep going to make the tag. Strong gets a burst of energy to leap to the corner, but Jayzero pulls his hand away! Roderick Strong can't believe it! Jayzero flips off Roddy as Tyler Bate tags back into the match. Bate lifts Roderick off of the mat and delivers the Tyler Driver '97 to pick up the win for British Strong Style. Tyler Bate and Pete Dunne head to the back to celebrate becoming #1 Contenders to the NFA Tag Team Championships as Roderick Strong sits in the ring looking deflated. Never trust Jayzero.

Cathy Kelley has left the Kick Off Show panel to head to the back for an exclusive interview with the NFA World Heavyweight Champion, The Man. "The Man, a lot of people are predicting that your title reign and your streak will come to an end here tonight. What do you say to those people?" "I say that those people are idiots. Have they not been watching what I do on a weekly basis?" he replies, "I broke Booker T. I slaughtered Scott Steiner. And I could have killed Kevin Nash! Goldberg, there is no word to describe what I'm going to do to you. I'll see you tonight." The Man walks off to prepare for tonight's event as Cathy Kelley wraps up the Kick Off Show. "Thank you to The Man, Bayley, and Cody Rhodes. I've been Cathy Kelley, and I'll you see you all in the new year!"

The opening video package begins with a FBI agent driving a car, "Diane, 7:00 p.m., November 26th. Entering the town of Twin Streaks. It's five miles south of the Canadian border, twelve miles west of the state line. I've never seen so many trees in my life. Lunch was, uh, $6.31 at the Krone U.B. Versine Inn. That's on Highway 2 near Lewis Fork. That was a tuna fish sandwich on whole wheat, slice of cherry pie and a cup of coffee. Damn good food. Diane, if you ever get up this way, that cherry pie is worth a stop. Looks like I'll be meeting up with a, uh General Manager, Summer Rae. Shouldn't be too hard to remember that." The agent drives into the town of Twin Streaks and heads towards the arena. He pulls up and heads inside, passing one of King Tarry's white stallions. He turns a corner as sees Rich Swann dancing in a red suit against a red curtain. He quickly moves on, only to encounter Johnny Mundo doing parkour over furniture whilst wearing double denim. The FBI agent looks more than a little uncomfortable this point. He finally finds Summer Rae's office and knocks on the door. "Come in!" The agent opens the door only to be greeted by a llama. The llama stops and looks at the FBI agent before being led away by it's handler. "Don't mind that," Summer Rae says, "That was a mix-up with the set designer and we ended up with a llama, but it's being returned now. So, what can I do for you?" "Ms. Rae, my name is Special Agent Dave Kuuper (for copyright reasons, and because we couldn't afford Kyle MacLachlan!), and I'm here because a girl has gone missing, and you may know her whereabouts." Agent Kuuper hands Summer Rae a photograph of the missing girl. "That's Asuka, she's back in Japan right now because creative has nothing for her. She'll be back in the new year! Case closed!" "Oh, well in that case, I'd better get going." "Please, won't you stay for some coffee? You must have had a long drive." "Oh, go on then, you've twisted my arm!" "Spud! The coffee!" "Coming, Madam Summer!" Spud places a mug of coffee in front of Special Agent Dave Kuuper. He takes a sip and immediately spits it out. Spud checks on the coffee machine and returns with bad news, "There was a fish in the percolator." "What kind of mad house is this?" Kuuper storms out of the office and heads for the exit. Rich Swann dances into frame and utters the words, "Let's Rock!" We cut live to the arena where the set is simply a giant red curtain. The stage is lined with sycamore trees, and the entrance ramp is tiled with a black and white chevron design.

Matt Striker & Nigel McGuinness welcome us Twin Streaks, with Striker telling us, "The owls are not what they seem," referencing tonight's theme. "I never watched that show, so this has gone right over my head," Nigel replies. Great, we're off to a good start. We head down to the ring to find it surrounded by fire. We're kicking things off in the hottest way possible, it's time for the Inferno Match! "My name is Enzo Amore, and I'm a certified G and a bonafide stud, and you can't teach that! BADABOOM, REALEST GUY IN THE ROOM! HOW YOU DOIN'?" The BPW Universe boos Enzo, as his spiel is only delaying the inevitable, "These days Kane wears a mask to intimidate people. He uses it to disguise the human underneath, but after I'm done with him tonight, he'll be wearing it for the very reason we were told her wore it in the first place. Kane, how do you like your face? Medium well, or well done?!" The BPW Universe continues to boo Enzo until the fire rises higher around the ring. Kane makes his way out, and this twisted fire started is ready to play with matches! Kane joins Enzo in the ring as the fourth side of the ring is ignited. There's no escape now! The bell rings and here we go! Enzo tries to attack Kane early, but Kane grabs him around the throat and starts to push him towards the fire. Enzo is dangerously close to going up in flames until Enzo delivers a nasty kick between the legs of Kane. Kane drops to his knees and Enzo grabs the back of his head, trying to push his face into the fire. Kane strikes with an uppercut with knocks Enzo silly, saving the BRM from becoming BBQ. Enzo tries for the DDG, but Kane swats him away. Kane grabs Enzo and delivers a Sidewalk Slam which makes the fire surrounding the ring shoot higher! Kane tries something daring by going up to the top rope, coming incredibly close to the flames in the process. Enzo Amore gets back to his feet and joins him on the top rope. Enzo delivers JawdonZo from the top rope, resulting in Kane falling out of the ring, narrowly missing the flames! Enzo taunts Kane about being outside the ring, unable to get back in without catching fire. Kane reaches under the ring and produces a toolbox. What on Earth? He rummages through the box until he finds what he needs - a wrench! He uses the wrench to turn off the gas that's helping to ignite the flames on one side of the ring. With the flames now out on the side that he fell, he finally re-enters the ring! Enzo Amore tries to escape the ring via that side, but Kane grabs him around the throat and drives him down with a Chokeslam! Kane then rolls Enzo towards the flames, making sure to set his shorts on fire! The ignited Enzo Amore quickly rolls out of the ring and starts to head up the ramp until he collapses! He rolls back down the ramp, trying to extinguish the flames, but it's no use! Firefighters at ringside rush over with fire extinguishers, safely putting out of the flames. EMTs arrive to help Enzo to the back, no doubt rushing him to a nearby medical facility. In the meantime, Kane celebrates his win by laughing at his former tag team partner's misfortune.

We get a video from earlier today showing Catrina and Finn Bálor backstage. "Mil Muertes have graciously allowed me to gift something that was once yours back to you for one night only," she says, holding an old book in her hands, "Tonight you shall once again summon The Demon to assist you in your battle with Roman Reigns!" Catrina reads a passage of text from the book which seemingly empowers Finn Bálor. Bálor looks at the camera as his eyes glow red. Back live in the arena, Roman Reigns makes his entrance to the usual mixed reaction from the BPW Universe. The lights go out in the arena, smoke pours down the entrance ramp, and we hear a heartbeat over the speakers. Lights begin to flash in time with the heartbeats as The Demon emerges from the smoke, being led to the ring by Catrina. The Demon and Roman Reigns go nose-to-nose as the BPW Universe move to the edge of their seats, ready for this one to finally go down. The bell rings and here we go! Roman and The Demon exchange shots in the centre of the ring, neither competitor wanting to back down. The Demon connects with a stiff forearm that knocks Reigns back a few steps. The Demon takes advantage by delivering a running dropkick, sending Reigns crashing back first into the turnbuckle. The Demon goes up top and leaps off for the Coup de Grâce, but Reigns counters with a huge Superman Punch! The Demon immediately gets back to his feet as if he was hit with a cushion and not a fist. Roman Reigns runs at him and nails him with the Spear! Reigns makes the cover for the 1 ... 2 ... No! The Demon kicks out! Roman Reigns lets out his war cry and sets up for another Spear. He sprints towards The Demon, but The Demon counters with the Slingblade! The Demon makes the cover, but Roman kicks out! The Demon goes up top, possibly looking for the Coup de Grâce once again, but Reigns follows him up to the top. The two combatants fight on the top turnbuckle until Reigns delivers a hard right to the jaw of The Demon. Reigns hooks The Demon and delivers a massive Superplex! Roman Reigns crawls towards The Demon to make the cover, but the lights go out! When they come back on, The Demon is standing in the centre of the ring unharmed. He lifts Roman Reigns and drives him down with the 1916 before heading to the top once again. The Demon leaps from the top and connects with the Coup de Grâce right to the centre of Roman's chest! The Demon makes the cover for the 1 ... 2 ... 3! Catrina enters the ring and delivers the Lick of Death to Roman Reigns before raising The Demon's arm in victory.

The Royal Band begins to play as King Tarry makes his regal entrance in the horse drawn Royal Carriage. The Singh Brothers walk out onto the stage next, "Please be upstanding for you Modern Day Maharaja, Jinder Mahal!" Jinder Mahal makes his way to the ring as the BPW Universe boos. He scolds a fan in the front row for showing disrespect to the Maharaja before finally turning his attention to King Tarry in the ring. He orders King Tarry to leave the ring, but the King of NFA stands his ground. Jinder Mahal then tells the referee to remove King Tarry from the ring or else there won't be a match tonight. King Tarry reluctantly agrees to leave the ring while Jinder Mahal completes his entrance. Wait a second, where did the Singh Brothers go? Jinder Mahal finishes his entrance and invites King Tarry back into the ring. King Tarry tries to return to the ring, but he finds himself unable to move. The referee dmands that he returns to the ring, but King Tarry pleads with the referee, telling him, "I'm trying, I just can't seem to move my legs! My Royal feet are caught on something!" The referee ignores King Tarry's cry for help and tells him that he'll forfeit the match if he doesn't return to the ring by the count of 10. King Tarry tries hard to get his feet free of whatever is holding him in place, but he's unable to beat the count! The referee declares Jinder Mahal the winner by forfeit! King Tarry finally gets his feet free and sees that it was Sunil and Samir holding his legs from under the ring! King Tarry stomps on the Singh Brothers and then enters the ring, trying to get his hands on Jinder Mahal. Jinder Mahal sees him coming and counters his attack into the Khallas! Jinder Mahal wipes his feet on King Tarry as boos fill the arena.

The Steel Cage is lowered from the ceiling as we head to a video package recapping the feud between Natalya and the NFA Women's Intercontinental Champion, Taya. Natalya makes her entrance to a huge pop from the Seattle crowd. She stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks up at the Steel Cage, taking a moment to take in just how big it really is. Suddenly, Taya sprints down the ramp and takes out Natalya! Taya tries to smash Natalya's head off of the Cage wall, but Natalya blocks it and counters by doing the same thing to Taya! Taya crawls away, but Natalya gives chase. Taya goes over to the time keeper's corner. Natalya goes to grab Taya, but Taya turns around and hits Natalya with a Steel Chair! Taya grabs Natalya by the hair and rams her face first into the Steel Cage wall. She then grates her face against it like a waitress adding pamesan cheese to a customer's pasta. Enough is enough! Taya drags Natalya over to the Cage door and rolls her inside. Taya then enters herself and locks the door behind her. Taya runs and delivers a stiff kick to the ribs of Natalya! Taya drags Natalya back to her feet and prepares to throw her into the Cage wall, but not before taking a moment to taunt her. "Welcome to Slamtown, bitch!" Taya goes to throw Natalya into the wall, but Natalya side steps and throws Taya into the wall instead! Taya's head bounces off of the Cage and she flops to the mat. Natalya sees her opening and goes for the Sharpshooter! "This is for 2Pawz!" she yells and she twists Taya like a pretzel! Johnny Mundo rushes down the ramp and starts to scale the Cage, but Taya yells at him to get down. "I have to do this by myself!" she shouts in agony as she reverses the Sharpshooter, sending Natalya crashing into the side of the Cage with Mundo on. Johnny Mundo crashes down to the ground with a splat as the match continues. Taya grabs Natalya on the mat and delivers a deadlift Northern Lights Suplex with whatever leg strength she has left. She then follows up with a Double Stomp! Taya makes the cover, but Natalya kicks out! Taya can't believe it! She drags Natalya back to her feet, but Nattie scoops her up onto her shoulder! Natalya tries for a Running Powerslam into the side of the Steel Cage, but Taya wiggles free and shoves Natalya into the Cage face first. Taya grabs Natalya on the rebound and connects with the Road to Valhalla to score the win! Taya scales the Steel Cage and celebrates on top of the structure with the NFA Women's Intercontinental Championship.

It's now time for the 5-on-5 Elimination Tag Team Match! "HERE'S TO THE GREATEST (GREATEST) LOVE I'VE EVER KNOWN!" Maria & Mike Kanellis make their way out to the ring to boos. Maria has a microphone in hand, this should be good. "Having been in Seattle for the last couple of days, I've realised something," Maria says, "The people of Seattle love coffee more than they love each other. That's a big problem, because without true love filling this town, Seattle (and Washington in general) remain what they'll always be - just something to pass by when heading up to Canada." The BPW Universe boos louder, but Maria & Mike aren't phased. Psychedelic music hits the speakers as Paul London leads The Authors of Pain to the ring to complete The White Rabbit Following's team. Glam rock inspired music fills the arena as Dalton Castle, Jessica, and The Boys make their way to the ring as they decide to forgo the usual flamboyant entrance. Jessica and Dalton are itching to get their hands on Maria & Mike. "Aaaawwww, Seattle! Don't you dare be sour! Clap for your 2 time champs, and feel the POWAH! It's a New Day, yes it is!" The NFA Tag Team Champions, Big E, Xavier Woods, and Kofi Kingston make their way to the ring as all ten competitors are finally ready to go! Jessica decides to start the match for her team and insists on Maria Kanellis doing the same for hers, but Maria decides not to, instead sending Akam into the ring. Jessica ignores Akam and runs to The White Rabbit Following's corner, dragging Maria into the ring by her hair. The referee orders Akam out of the ring as he rings the bell to start the match. Jessica pummels Maria with a barrage of punches as Maria tries to tap out to the strikes. Sorry, Maria, I don't think you can do that in wrestling. Jessica drags Maria off of the mat and lifts her into the air for the SofaPlex, keeping her in the air for an uncomfortable amount of time as the blood rushes to Maria's head. Jessica finally drives her down and makes the cover to score the elimination for her team. Mike Kanellis sneaks into the ring behind Jessica and rolls her up, holding onto the ropes for good measure to eliminate her. Mike Kanellis laughs at Jessica's misfortune, but he should have kept his eyes on the ring, as Dalton Castle sneaks in behind him. Mike turns around and is greeted by a huge right hand! Dalton Castle connects with Bang-A-Rang and picks up the elimination for his team. Akam slides into the ring and grabs Dalton Castle, holding him in place as Rezar rushes towards him with a decapitating clothesline! The Last Chapter! Rezar makes the cover to eliminate Dalton Castle. We're now down to The New Day and The Authors of Pain & Paul London. Big E enters the ring and tries to take out Rezar with a running body block, but Rezar shakes it off. Rezar hits the ropes and attempts a shoulder block, but Big E doesn't move. Both men hit the ropes and meet in the middle with a collision of bodies, but again neither man is phased. They start exchanging clubbing blows until Big E gets the better of Rezar. He scoops Rezar up onto his shoulder and tags in Xavier Woods. Xavier leaps from the top rope and connects with the Midnight Hour! Woods makes the cover, but Paul London breaks it up by connecting with Down the Rabbit Hole! Rezar drapes his arm over Xavier Woods as the referee counts to three. We're now down to a 3-on-2 situation in The White Rabbit Following's favour. Kofi Kingston enters the ring and hits Rezar with the Boom Drop! He makes the cover, but Rezar kicks out! Kofi retreats to a corner and attempts the Trouble in Paradise, but Rezar catches him and puts him in the Powerbomb position. He makes the tag to Akam and they connect with a Neckbreaker/Powerbomb combination. Akam makes the cover to eliminate Kofi Kingston. It's now down to Big E vs. The White Rabbit Following. Big E enters the ring and throws Akam onto his shoulder, connecting with the Big Ending! Akam rolls to the outside to prevent himself from being pinned. Big E follows Akam outside the ring, but Rezar is waiting for him and he takes him out with a huge clothesline! Akam climbs back into the ring as the referee starts to count out Big E. The referee gets to a count of 9 before Big E finally rolls back into the ring! The Authors of Pain set up for The Last Chapter, but Big E fights them off, throwing Rezar overhead with the Belly-to-Belly! Big E then takes out Akam with the running body block! Big E calls for the Big Ending, but Paul London cracks Big E in the back with his walking cane! The referee DQs Paul London, but it doesn't matter, because The Authors of Pain connect with The Last Chapter to put Big E away! After the match, Paul London kneels over Big E and shouts to the heavens, "Follow The White Rabbit!"

We get a recap of Kevin Owens defecting to NFA by attacking the FNBF Universal Champion, Seth Rollins, at the end of Bragging Rights. We then see his NFA debut on the next episode of NFA in which he interrupted the first time ever main event between Mil Muertes and Pentagon Jr. Finally we see him performing an apron Powerbomb on Zack Sabre Jr. just moments after Sabre Jr. return to NFA to save Kevin Owens from a two-on-one beat down from Mil Muertes and Pentagon Jr. Kevin Owens has made an enemy of every man in this match, it'll be interesting to see how it plays out. Speak of the devil, here comes the man himself, Kevin Owens, to a chorus of boos from the BPW Universe. Out next is the NFA Zero Limits Champion, Pentagon Jr., who just this past week said he's willing to sacrifice every man in this match to get a shot at the NFA World Heavyweight Championship. Mil Muertes' music hits and here he comes! He's without Catrina tonight, which may not be wise seeing as though Catrina already managed to coach The Demon to a victory earlier tonight. And last but not least, Zack Sabre Jr. makes his way out to a pop from the BPW Universe. JoJo makes the formal introductions and here we go! Mil Muertes, Zack Sabre Jr., and Pentagon Jr. surround Kevin Owens, but Owens pleads his case to Zack and Pentagon, declaring Mil Muertes as a bigger threat to their chances of winning. Sabre Jr. and Pentagon seemingly agree as they turn and attack Mil Muertes instead! Pentagon Jr. delivers a Superkick which is following up by a kick to the chest by Zack Sabre Jr. All three men grab Mil Muertes and toss him into the ropes for Kevin Owens to catch him on the rebound with the Pop-Up Powerbomb! Mil Muertes rolls to the outside and immediately gets back to his feet! Nobody can believe what they've seen, no man gets up from that unscathed! Kevin Owens calls the shots as he, Zack, and Pentagon Jr. roll to the outside and continue beating on Mil Muertes. Mil grabs Owens around the throat, but Pentagon Jr. hits him in the back with a kendo stick. Zack Sabre Jr. clears the Spanish announce table as Owens and Pentagon pummel Muertes. Pentagon and Sabre Jr. lift Mil Muertes onto KO's shoulders for him to deliver a Powerbomb through the Spanish announce table! ¡Ay, Dios mío! Kevin Owens then tips Matt Striker & Nigel McGuinness' announce table on Mil Muertes in an effort to keep him down. Zack Sabre Jr. and Pentagon Jr. roll back into the ring, but KO has other ideas. He snatches a headset and joins Striker & McGuinness on commentary! Sabre Jr. and Pentagon pick up their rivalry where it left off whilst Owens sings his own praises to the audience at home. "You know, this is the last ever NFA event, because when I win tonight, we're rebranding as The Kevin Owens Show," he says, not letting Matt Striker get a word in, "And I won't be challenging for the NFA World Heavyweight Championship, I'll be challenging for the Kevin Owens Championship of the World. Excuse me a second." He throws the headset and rejoins the action as Zack and Pentagon knock each other down with a double clothesline. KO runs and delivering a Senton to the back of Zack Sabre Jr. He rolls Zack over and makes the cover, but Sabre Jr. kicks out! Owens stands up and delivers a Running Senton to Pentagon Jr. following up by making the cover. Pentagon Jr. kicks out and Kevin Owens starts to get frustrated. He drags Zack Sabre Jr. into the corner and delivers the Cannonball! Owens gets up and takes a step back, but he's caught by Pentagon Jr. who delivers a rib shattering Lung Blower! Pentagon makes the cover, but Owens gets his fingertip on the bottom rope. Pentagon Jr. grabs Kevin Owens and starts to apply The Sacrifice, but Zack Sabre Jr. rushes to make the save! Zack Sabre Jr. applies the Young Boy Killer, but KO breaks it up in the nick of time. Pentagon Jr. rolls to the outside as Kevin Owens and Zack Sabre Jr. fight on the inside. Pentagon looks under the ring and finds something that grabs his attention. What is it? It's a - it's a ... it's a log! Pentagon Jr. rolls into the ring with the log and takes out Zack Sabre Jr. and Kevin Owens! As this is happening, Catrina saunters to ringside to check on Mil Muertes. Pentagon Jr. sets up the log in the centre of the ring and lifts Zack Sabre Jr. for the Fear Factor, but suddenly Mil Muertes awakens and storms the ring! He delivers The Reaper's Trident to Pentagon Jr., almost snapping him in half! Zack Sabre Jr. climbs to the top rope as Kevin Owens grabs the log and hits Mil Muertes in the back with it. Mil Muertes turns around like he was brushed with a feather, and grabs Kevin Owens around the throat! He drives him down with The Flatliner and then turns his attention to Sabre Jr.! Zack looks set to attempt a dropkick or something similar, but Mil Muertes uses his inhuman speed to beat him to the punch, joining Zack on the top rope. He delivers a hard right hand, stunning Sabre Jr. Mil Muertes hooks Zack Sabre Jr. and then falls back from the top rope, driving him down with a Super Flatliner! Mil Muertes makes the cover as the referee counts 1 ... 2 ... 3! Mil Muertes is the new #1 Contender to the NFA World Heavyweight Championship! Who will he face this Wednesday night for the title - The Man or Goldberg? We'll find out later tonight! Catrina crouches beside Zack Sabre Jr. and delivers the Lick of Death as Mil Muertes celebrates his win.

"I'm the most dangerous woman on the planet, I don't lose Championship matches. I've said it before, and I say it again tonight, bet it all on Ronda Rousey." "People think I call myself the Goddess of NFA because I'm on a ego trip, no, that's not true. I call myself the Goddess because I'm truly godlike inside the ring, and tonight I'll prove that." "They call me The Lass Kicker, and that's exactly what I'm going to do to those two lasses I face tonight. I'm gonna kick their arses and take the NFA Women's Championship home with me. They can't handle straight fire, trust me." After that brief video package sets the stage, Alexa Bliss makes her way to the ring to a mixed reaction from the BPW Universe. She shakes it off as refocuses on the task at hand, after all, this is the biggest match of her career so far. Becky Lynch makes her way out next to a huge pop from the audience here in Seattle! We know who the crowd's favourite is. A hush falls over the crowd as we await the arrival of the reigning and defending NFA Women's Champion. Bad Reputation blasts over the speakers and here comes Ronda Rousey to the loudest boos of the evening! JoJo makes the formal introductions, during which Ronda takes the time to taunt both of her challengers. The referee calls for the bell and here we go! Becky and Alexa share a look and decide to put their differences aside as they work together to toss Ronda out of the ring! Alexa attempts a roll up, but Becky quickly kicks out and goes for one of her own. Alexa kicks out too and we have a stand off in the centre of the ring. Becky grabs Alexa with a side headlock, but Alexa fires Becky off into the ropes. Alexa Bliss catches her on the rebound with a drop toehold and follows up with Insault to Injury! Alexa makes the cover, but Ronda Rousey breaks it up - even though Becky Lynch looked as though she was kicking out. Ronda tosses Alexa to the mat with a Judo throw and then does the same to Becky Lynch. Rousey tells them to bring it as Alexa stumbles back to her feet. Ronda Rousey applies a Cross Arm Breaker, and this one could be over! Alexa looks set to tap, but Becky Lynch grabs her hand and prevents her from submitting. Becky delivers a stiff kick to Ronda Rousey and follows up by locking in the Dis-Arm-Her! Alexa Bliss rolls to the outside, nursing her arm, leaving Becky and Ronda in the centre of the ring. Ronda tries to crawl to the ropes, but Becky sits down on the hold, putting all of her weight on Ronda's shoulder! Ronda Rousey taps out! We have a new champion! The referee hands Becky Lynch the NFA Women's Championship as she bursts into tears. What a moment for Becky Lynch! The BPW Universe chants "You deserve it!" as Becky poses with her newly won championship.

It's now time for our blockbuster main event! We get a video package highlighting The Man's streak so far, whilst showing parallels with Goldberg's original streak. The Man forgoes tradition as the NFA World Heavyweight Champion makes his entrance before the challenger. The BPW Universe chants Goldberg's name as they anticipate his arrival. Goldberg's music hits as we cut to the back to see security knock on his door. The door bursts open as Goldberg makes the long walk to the ring. As he makes his way to the Gorilla Position, we cut to the arena. Pyro goes off on the stage, almost setting the sycamore trees alight. Goldberg makes his way through the pyro, breathing in the smoke as the BPW Universe loses their shit for this nostalgic moment. Goldberg and The Man come nose to nose in the centre of the ring as JoJo performs the formal introductions for the final time tonight. The referee separates The Man and Goldberg into opposite corners and calls for the bell. Here we go! The Man grabs Goldberg and shoves him into the corner, delivering a shoulder attack to the midsection of the former WCW Mega Star. The referee calls for a break and Goldberg shoves The Man. Goldberg runs out of the corner and delivers the Spear! He backs into another corner as The Man drags himself to his feet. Goldberg sprints towards him and connects with another Spear! Oh my god! Goldberg drags The Man to his feet and lifts him into the air, driving him down with the Jackhammer! 1 ... 2 ... No! Goldberg can't believe that The Man kicked out, and neither can the BPW Universe who thought they just witnessed the end of the streak! The Man gets back to his feet as Goldberg sets up for a third Spear. The Man sees him coming and counters with the World's Strongest Slam! He scoops Goldberg off of the mat and delivers a second World's Strongest Slam! Goldberg goes limp as The Man lifts him up onto his shoulders to deliver the final blow. The nostalgia has worn off and all that's left is a 50 year old shell of his former self. The Man puts down Old Yeller with the Death Valley Driver! 1 ... 2 ... 3! The Man celebrates his 52nd win until he's interrupted by the sound of Mil Muertes' music. The #1 Contender to the NFA World Heavyweight Championship walks out onto the stage and points at the man he'll face this Wednesday on the final NFA of the year as the broadcast comes to an end.