Post by Tarry on May 21, 2016 20:20:37 GMT -5
Welcome to NFA 4: Immoral Kombat! We're packed to the rafters with a thousands of NFA fans, and they're getting impatient waiting for the hottest action in professional wrestling today, so let's start the show before they all have an aneurysm!
Our first match of the night is a blockbuster tag team match pitting Jason and the NFA Cruiserweight Champion Finn Bálor against Rey Mysterio and AJ Styles. Styles and Mysterio are already in the ring waiting on their opponents. Jason makes his way to the ring to a massive reaction from the crowd, they can't get enough of him! The NFA Cruiserweight Champion is out next to a mixed reaction, this audience are clearly still mad at him for taking advantage of Jason's work at NFA 2. Finn starts the match against Rey Mysterio, the man he pinned to win the title. The two men go back and forth until a double clothesline wipes them both out. They crawl to their respective corners and get the hot tag to their partners. Jason and Styles rush into the ring and exchange an array of highflying manoeuvres. AJ hits the Pelé Kick out of nowhere and goes for the cover, but Jason kicks out. Styles then sets up for the Styles Clash, but Jason stands up during the set-up, sending AJ flying over him, crashing to the mat. Jason hits the ropes, which gives Finn the chance to tag himself in, but Jason doesn't notice. Jason hits a dropkick, and then follows it up with the Skull Snap. Bálor slides into the ring and quickly covers AJ Styles for the win, once again taking advantage of Jason's hard work. Finn Bálor ascends the turnbuckle and celebrates the win, while Jason looks on at him pissed.
Oh God, our feed has turned to static again, I'm so sorry about this. There's similar handycam footage of the lab that was shown the last time this happened. This is weird. "After my last message, #ProjectGenesis trended number one worldwide on Twitter, but that isn't enough. They plan on destroying professional wrestling as we know it, and we need to stop them before it's too late. My husband used to work for these people, but the bastards put him in a wheelchair when he threatened to go public. Please help me, because together we can stop them! End of transmission."
John Cena makes his way to the ring for the second 'Come Get Some!' Open Challenge. "On the last show, Seth Rollins put up one hell of a fight in the first ever 'Come Get Some' Open Challenge, and I expect the same from whoever my opponent is tonight. So, to everyone in the locker room, if you want some - come get some!" The Miz answers the challenge, and here he comes with his wife, Maryse, by his side. Cena is ready to lock-up with The Miz, but Miz asks for a second, so he can get a good luck kiss from his wife. Maryse hops onto the apron and kisses The Miz, Miz then turns around into a huge Attitude Adjustment from John Cena! Cena beats The Miz is record time! After the match, Maryse gets into the ring and screams at her husband for embarrassing her, "After everything I've done for you, this is how you repay me?" she then shouts a few expletives in French before leaving the ring in disgust. It looks like The Miz will be sleeping on the sofa tonight.
After a quick message from our sponsors, we are back, and Rikishi is in the ring with a microphone. "Ladies and gentlemen, I promise not to take up too much of your time, but there's something I need to do," he says with a heavy heart, "Jimmy, my son, please join me in the ring." Jimmy Uso makes his way to the ring sporting a new look, he now has short hair and he's wearing the finest suit. He enters the ring and greets his father. "Son, what you did last week was not cool. Selling out Jey just to further your own career was despicable, and I am ashamed of what you've become since then." "Woah, wait up, dad. Selling out Jey to further my own career was 'despicable'? Are you serious?" he continues, "I have a wife and two kids to support, and I can't do that working on the indies. So if I had to choose between not turning on Jey and wrestling for pennies for the rest of my life, or kicking my brother's head off of his shoulders so that my wife and kids have security, then it was the easiest decision of my life." "Boy, how can you live with yourself after doing that? Do you have no soul? This isn't how I raised you!" "Dad, you're here acting all high and mighty, but you've done things that are much worse than what I did. You ran a man down with your car and didn't come clean about it for almost a year, and your reason for doing it didn't even make sense. If anyone is despicable, it's you, and in all honesty, I don't need a father like you." Jimmy Uso then superkicks Rikishi in the face and leaves the ring without looking back.
Up next is a triple threat match to determine the new number one contender to the NFA Women's Championship. We get a recap video of Nia Jax and Tamina Snuka demolishing Ronda Rousey last week, which is the reason we need to crown a new number one contender tonight. Becky Lynch makes her way to the ring first. Her first opponent is her friend, Charlotte. And the final competitor in this match is none other than yet another member of the Four Horsewomen, Sasha Banks. The three allies square each other up, exchanging friendly smack talk, before kicking the match off. The three women exchange momentum throughout the match, with all three taking turns to lock each other in their submission finishers. Charlotte hits Natural Selection on Becky Lynch out of nowhere, pinning her to become the new number one contender. The three member of the Four Horsewomen embrace after the match, soaking in the applause from the live audience. Nia Jax and Tamina Snuka rush the ring and attack The Four Horsewomen. The NFA Women's Champion, Eva Marie, appears on the stage directing traffic. Nia disposes of Sasha, whilst Tamina takes out Becky. Charlotte is left alone all alone with Jax and Snuka now. Tamina superkicks Charlotte to the mat, which Nia follows up with a huge leg drop. Eva strolls down the ramp and enter the ring, she demands that Nia and Tamina drag Charlotte back to her feet. They lift her from the mat with ease, restraining her arms. The Red Queen of NFA gets in Charlotte's face, telling her that she'll never be the champion. Eva then cracks Charlotte in the head with the NFA Women's Championship.
Roman Reigns makes his way to the ring with a microphone in hand. "This rivalry between Tarry and I is really heating up here in NFA, but if anyone thinks that Tarry is going to come out on top, then I feel sorry for them. Tarry is just another guy, but me? Roman Reigns? I am THE guy." Tarry's music hits the speakers, and he walks out onto the stage. Wait, who's that? Somebody has jumped the barricade. That's Konnor, and not far behind him is Viktor. What are they doing here? They enter the ring and attack Reigns. The numbers game gets the better of Roman Reigns. Konnor and Viktor hit the Fall of Man on Roman and immediately leave the ring, heading up the ramp towards Tarry. Tarry greets both men, and raises their arms, as a new alliance seems to have been forged.
Up next on NFA, we have a match with a NFA Cruiserweight Division contract on the line! Andrade 'Cien' Almas, the former La Sombra, is the ring, waiting for his big opportunity. His opponent is the man who scored an upset victory on the last show, Sami Zayn. Zayn and Almas shake hands to begin the match, a great show of sportsmanship. The two men engage in a great match, with both of them exciting the crowd with their high flying moves. The finish comes when Andrade hits the Sombra Driver for the win. Sami Zayn raises Andrade 'Cien' Almas' hand after the match, congratulating his opponent.
Our cameras cut to Burke walking to his car in the parking lot. We see a woman with brown hair approaching him from behind, oh my god, she has a gun! The woman is tackled to the ground before she can fire at Burke. Burke turns around to see the shooter in a scuffle with - Bayley! Bayley saved Burke! Bayley grabs the woman's hair, and it comes off in her hand. The shooter gets away, but not before we get a good look at her real hair colour. The woman who shot Burke, and attempted to do so again, is a blonde.
It's now time for our huge tag team main event! Out first is the team of Cesaro, Wolfgang, and Jessica. If any member of this team can pin Tiarnán, they'll receive a NFA World Heavyweight Championship match against Tiarnán immediately following this match. Out next is the team of John Morrison, Melina, and the NFA World Heavyweight Champion Tiarnán. Wolfgang and John Morrison start the match against each other. Wolfgang challenges Morrison to an impromptu pose off, which JoMo cockily accepts. Morrison goes first and gets a small pop from the audience, obviously impressing a few people in the audience tonight. Wolfgang does a pose of his own, which gets a thunderous reaction from the audience, which pisses off Morrison. Morrison slaps the taste out of Wolfgang's mouth, tags in Melina, and leaves the ring. Melina enters the ring, trying to work her charm on Wolfgang, but it's all for nothing. Melina attempts to kick Wolfgang between the legs, which would result in a DQ loss for her team, but Wolfgang catches her foot. He wags his finger at her, and then lifts her in the air by her leg, he tosses her further into the air, and catches her in mid air, driving her to the mat with a powerslam. Wolfgang drags Melina's lifeless body over to her corner by her arm, he flops her arm towards Tiarnán, which results in her inadvertently tagging him into the match. Tiarnán refusing to enter the match, so Wolfgang drags him in. Wolfgang hits the ropes for the Boomerang Clothesline, but Jessica gets the blind tag. Jessica shrugs her shoulders at Wolfgang, telling him that she's gotta do what she's gotta do. Jessica goes straight after Tiarnán, hitting him with a snapmare, and following it up with a drop kick to the back. She covers, but Cesaro enters the ring and drags her off of him, obviously wanting the title shot for himself. Cesaro leaves the ring again, allowing Jessica to go back to fighting Tiarnán. She attempts an enziguri, but Tiarnán ducks, and dives over to his corner for the tag, but no one is to be found. Melina is still unconscious, and Morrison is sat on the floor sulking over losing the pose off. Tiarnán turns his attention back to Jessica, and is immediately T-Bone Suplexed, sending him flying over to the opposing corner. Jessica follows him into her corner, which allows Cesaro the opportunity to tag himself in. Cesaro enters the ring, drags Tiarnán to the centre of it, and sends him around and around with the Giant Swing. Cesaro covers, but Jessica and Wolfgang are there to break it up. Cesaro tells Wolfgang and Jessica to leave the ring, but whilst he's doing so, this gives Tiarnán to perfect opportunity to strike. He pushes Cesaro into his teammates, and then rolls him up, grabbing the tights, to score the win. Tiarnán cries with happiness, he's so happy that he doesn't have to defend his championship tonight. NFA Commissioner Brandon's music hits, and here he comes! "Tiarnán, you got lucky tonight, but that only means that you've avoided defending your championship this evening. Instead of defending the NFA World Heavyweight Championship here tonight, you will alternatively have two weeks to prepare for your next challenger. And your challenger is none other than a blast from Melina's past - 'The Animal' Batista!" Tiarnán screams out in anguish, he's not happy about having to face Batista.
Thank you once again for joining us for NFA 4: Immoral Kombat. Join us again in two weeks time when we bring NFA 5 your way!
