Women's Division Discussion

[Brandon]

However because of this DVD and all these different Network collection featuring some of the same matches, I do not want to rewatch Lita vs. Victoria in the steel cage, Trish and Lita's main event, Trish vs. Mickie at WrestleMania, or Molly and Victoria's WrestleMania match again anytime soon.

[Burke]

There’s talk of a female-only PPV later in the year, maybe in October.

[Brandon]

I would stan Sonya if she went full butch like this.

... and if WWE completely changed their booking.

[Burke]

http://instagram.com/p/BleXcHQH9qD

I almost forgot Natalya held the title for 3 months last year.

[Brandon]

Lol I saw that yesterday. Sasha replied with a bunch of angry emojis.

But anyways, Nattie’s reign was better than Carmella’s and Alexa’s time with the title is ridiculous.

[Brandon]

WWE is talking about taking the titles off Alexa or Carmella because they don’t trust either of them to close the upcoming women’s PPV.

[Mutant Couch]

Lol. Who is still claiming Alexa, because this bitch...

"I don't get enough credit, but here's the thing, I'm a bad guy. Who likes a bad guy that does a lot of flashy things? You know what I mean? It is my job to be hated, so if that means coming in when the opportunity is right and cashing in on other people's misfortunes in the ring that is what I am going to do.

"Now, when I become a good guy, are people going to see a brand new skill set from me? Absolutely. Right now, my job isn't to wow the crowd with my in-ring ability, my job is to be hated, which is what I love to do. My job is to be hated because people get that much madder when I win a title because they talk about me not being able to wrestle in the ring---I can, but I am choosing not to, and the fact that when I win and they are getting angry that only means that I am doing my job that much more."

[Astrozombie]

Jul 23, 2018 22:59:25 GMT -5 Mutant Couch said:

Lol. Who is still claiming Alexa, because this bitch...

"I don't get enough credit, but here's the thing, I'm a bad guy. Who likes a bad guy that does a lot of flashy things? You know what I mean? It is my job to be hated, so if that means coming in when the opportunity is right and cashing in on other people's misfortunes in the ring that is what I am going to do.

"Now, when I become a good guy, are people going to see a brand new skill set from me? Absolutely. Right now, my job isn't to wow the crowd with my in-ring ability, my job is to be hated, which is what I love to do. My job is to be hated because people get that much madder when I win a title because they talk about me not being able to wrestle in the ring---I can, but I am choosing not to, and the fact that when I win and they are getting angry that only means that I am doing my job that much more."

I thought we had joint custody?!

[Tarry]

Heels doing flashy moves has always annoyed me, unless it fits their character (like MNM), so I agree with her on toning down her moveset. However, I don't think she should have toned it down as much as she has, because it comes across as lazy rather than a deliberate attempt to get heat.

Also, one of her finishers is a twisting splash from the top rope, so I'm entirely sure she's telling the truth on scaling back to get heat. You'd think a move like that would be the first to go, right? And you definitely wouldn't do it from the top of an Elimination Chamber pod, lol

[Mutant Couch]

I went out for cigarettes a couple months ago. I'm now lavishing all my love on Mandy's dopey ass.

Heels doing flashy moves has always annoyed me, unless it fits their character (like MNM), so I agree with her on toning down her moveset. However, I don't think she should have toned it down as much as she has, because it comes across as lazy rather than a deliberate attempt to get heat.

Also, one of her finishers is a twisting splash from the top rope, so I'm entirely sure she's telling the truth on scaling back to get heat. You'd think a move like that would be the first to go, right? And you definitely wouldn't do it from the top of an Elimination Chamber pod, lol

I completely agree with toning it down as a heel. A more straightforward approach makes the most sense. It's hard to buy into that heel set since a huge part of the problem with her matches is her dominating her opponents instead of doing some weasel stuff to avoid a direct fight during the match. It's not entirely her fault. Her biggest faults are in the rudimentary things like her bumping and selling an opponent's attack despite being 57 meters away. Unless she's suggesting she's on some next level heeling where she's deliberately doing that to piss people off. In which case, amazing job.

[Brandon]

I think she thinks we hate her because her character does the bare minimum and still wins. She doesn’t get that we hate her for sucking at doing even just the bare minimum.

[Brandon]

Jul 24, 2018 8:11:51 GMT -5 Mutant Couch said:

I went out for cigarettes a couple months ago. I'm now lavishing all my love on Mandy's dopey ass.

I was so confused when I read this first thing this morning because I thought you were telling us you smoke and I didn't see that for you, but I get it now.

Anyways, Mandy stomps down the ramp like she's trying to put said cigarettes out.

[Burke]

Jul 23, 2018 22:59:25 GMT -5 Mutant Couch said:

Lol. Who is still claiming Alexa, because this bitch...

"I don't get enough credit, but here's the thing, I'm a bad guy. Who likes a bad guy that does a lot of flashy things? You know what I mean? It is my job to be hated, so if that means coming in when the opportunity is right and cashing in on other people's misfortunes in the ring that is what I am going to do.

"Now, when I become a good guy, are people going to see a brand new skill set from me? Absolutely. Right now, my job isn't to wow the crowd with my in-ring ability, my job is to be hated, which is what I love to do. My job is to be hated because people get that much madder when I win a title because they talk about me not being able to wrestle in the ring---I can, but I am choosing not to, and the fact that when I win and they are getting angry that only means that I am doing my job that much more."

She's right.

On an unrelated note, I'm not a horrible booker. FNBF just had horrible booking because I was trying to annoy all of you.

[Burke]

Sasha and Bayley are totally becoming the first Tag champs. And it's going to be them vs. Charlotte and Becky in the finals so it's all the Horsewomen.

[Astrozombie]

I think the 'toning it down' excuse would make sense if we'd actually seen proof that she's actually toned it down. Hopefully she's capable of doing more than she lets on though.