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Post by Mutant Couch on May 13, 2015 0:51:40 GMT -5
So, apparently this guy was just slightly ahead of the trend. I've learned a valuable lesson about randomly swiping. Also, dudes on Tinder keep offering me pizza. Jay, you behind this?       This sounds promising, but my luck the guy shows up with the pizza and it's meat lovers. Ew. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on May 13, 2015 19:40:47 GMT -5
"Hey, I'm James. I apologize if this sounds strange but, I was ver curious to know if you and might ever considered using a person's mouth as a toilet?
Ps love your pics!"
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Post by Brandon on May 19, 2015 19:57:59 GMT -5
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jun 6, 2015 22:20:57 GMT -5
I've stopped checking these, but I was cleaning out my e-mails and there was this:  Burke, want an intro? |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jun 9, 2015 17:58:19 GMT -5
I really should turn my email notifications off, but then I'd miss out on weird shit.  |
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Post by Burke on Jun 10, 2015 6:55:49 GMT -5
What did you put on your profile for the site to think every psychopath out there would be a match for you?
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jun 10, 2015 12:20:19 GMT -5
The truth. Sadly.
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Post by Burke on Jun 10, 2015 14:39:13 GMT -5
I saw this and thought of you.  |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Aug 2, 2015 19:23:43 GMT -5
 Not the same guy. Apparently I attract a very specific type. |
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Post by Burke on Aug 2, 2015 19:28:17 GMT -5
I wonder what the first guy wants to do with those candles.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Aug 2, 2015 19:42:45 GMT -5
I really, really don't want to ever find out.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Aug 11, 2015 23:00:10 GMT -5
 I'm confused. Is he offering me money for sex or just telling me I seem like a hooker? I need to know. nevermind - I asked. He just wanted a freebie. Rude as fuck. |
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Post by Ranger_ on Aug 14, 2015 21:34:15 GMT -5
Mocospace.com just go into the Bisexual room. Plenty of thirsty and desperate men and chicks depending on which chat room you're in. But it can be only accessed by registering. Probably get plenty of screenshots that site of weird people.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Aug 26, 2015 20:42:12 GMT -5
Some guy left me a message with just his # and his picture looked weird, so I wanted to see it larger then I saw this:  I'll make this happen. Who wants to go on a boat with me and a guy who will probably kill us both and toss us overboard? |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Sept 7, 2015 15:39:09 GMT -5
You guys, this exists and I didn't get the news in our ginger newsletter. hotforginger.com/ I can't even begin to imagine how creepy the guys signed up for it are. I was not disappointed.  |
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I've learned a valuable lesson about randomly swiping. Also, dudes on Tinder keep offering me pizza. Jay, you behind this?
