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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2015 2:20:36 GMT -5
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Post by Burke on Mar 13, 2015 4:45:54 GMT -5
B, you can have Wolfgang. I think I might be getting married. You guys pass Wolfgang around like a collection plate at church. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Mar 13, 2015 20:42:15 GMT -5
Honestly, he's probably just been secretly sharing all of his dick pics with Astro this whole time.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Mar 18, 2015 1:24:52 GMT -5
You guys, I gave this guy on Tinder the link to the board and now I think he blocked me.  I just felt we needed someone on here aside from Burke that will send us all dick pics. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2015 19:32:58 GMT -5
The makers of the new movie Ex Machina about a robot girl with AI and emotions made her a Tinder account to troll people at the SXSW Film Festival this week  That Instagram page leads to the films trailer. So fucked up. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Mar 27, 2015 13:48:46 GMT -5
This is so gross. It's like a Burke pick up line or something.  |
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Post by Brandon on Apr 13, 2015 9:19:05 GMT -5
- Man Discovers He Slept With His Fiancée's Dad The dilemma I have been in love for the last year and recently proposed. After 10 years of bisexuality (though I had more female partners than male) I was happy, excited and in love. She introduced me to her parents three months ago and her father and I recognised each other from a local cruising site. We have been intimate on about three or four occasions. He has made contact with me and asked me to tell my fiancée about my sexuality. I asked if his wife knew about his, and we have reached something of an impasse. He has since taken screenshots of old photos of me and I have also found some of him. Shall I just walk away from the woman of my dreams?
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Post by Brandon on Apr 13, 2015 17:21:16 GMT -5
I just declined a "Netflix and chill" invitation from a really hot guy with abs because I'd rather watch Game of Thrones and pick up Mortal Kombat at midnight.  |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Apr 14, 2015 13:45:45 GMT -5
I just declined a "Netflix and chill" invitation from a really hot guy with abs because I'd rather watch Game of Thrones and pick up Mortal Kombat at midnight. This is where Burke and I have something in common. I would never see innuendo in that. I'd legit just assume someone wanted me to come over to watch Netfix and would end up so confused as to why he was trying to feel me up while I'm watching Night Court. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Apr 22, 2015 21:39:06 GMT -5
Long-Lost Siblings Reunited After Getting Matched On Tinder
16 years ago, Josephine Egberts and Erik de Vries were separated when their parents divorced and moved to different countries.
A few years back, Erik tried to find Josephine, but the search failed. So he went on with this life, i.e. scanning Tinder and swiping right on hot girls who caught his eye.
And that's when things went a little sideways. He started flirting with a match he thought was cute, and discovered they had a lot in common. TOO MUCH in common. Like parents.
The two eventually exchanged stories about their pasts — parents with a rocky divorce, long lost siblings — and soon realized: They were brother and sister.
"The first time I swiped her profile I had absolutely no idea," Erik told Mic. "To be honest, it hasn't been on my mind in the past few years...In our first conversation, I was actually flirting with her...," he said.
They met up a week later, and ended up hugging it out (instead of making out). Burke, this isn't how you found out you're going to be an uncle, right? |
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Post by Brandon on Apr 27, 2015 10:40:01 GMT -5
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Post by Mutant Couch on Apr 27, 2015 20:13:02 GMT -5
Ew. Are those grease stains on his shirt? Why would he take a picture from that angle? You can see his wattle.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2015 6:03:38 GMT -5
This is the absolute worst..
That tagline tho..
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Post by Burke on May 2, 2015 9:59:36 GMT -5
This is the absolute worst.. That tagline tho.. I assume by worst you mean best. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on May 7, 2015 23:35:24 GMT -5
Just received this from a random guy:
"I'm meeting Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat at Huntington Park tomorrow."
What am I supposed to even do with that?
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I just felt we needed someone on here aside from Burke that will send us all dick pics. 
