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Post by Burke on Sept 7, 2015 17:36:46 GMT -5
You guys, this exists and I didn't get the news in our ginger newsletter. hotforginger.com/ I can't even begin to imagine how creepy the guys signed up for it are. I was not disappointed. I've always wanted to ask this and now seems like as good a time as any, is it true that gingers have no souls?
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Post by Brandon on Feb 3, 2016 7:47:06 GMT -5
I hopped on the PlentyOfFish bandwagon and started talking to this dude who was also really into comics. At first we were having a really good conversation, but he turned out to be a Cyclops stan and we got into a SUPER passive aggressive debate when I told him my favorite mutants are Emma Frost, Wolverine and time-displaced Jean Grey, and he felt the need to tell me why all of them were horrible people for what they've done to Cyclops. Cyclops! Then he told me he bred pythons and sent me a Snap of like 20 of them all coiled up together and I didn't respond because honestly it was weird and made me uncomfortable and he asked me what I thought and I was like, "They're pretty." Then he sent me a Snap of his comic memorabilia and it was honestly like a Hoarders episode. His walls were covered with posters and he had sooooo many statues that some were on the floor. That's not necessarily the bad part, but the caption he sent with it said, "This time I better not have to ask you what you think."
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 5, 2016 2:00:40 GMT -5
I don't know why guys always have to get creepy.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 5, 2016 20:46:59 GMT -5
Do you like pro wrestling? Are you having trouble finding a significant other who appreciates Dolph Ziggler’s workrate as much as you do? Can’t find anyone on Match.com to be the sexual Virgil to your Million Dollar Man of love?
Get ready for TagMeADate.com, the Internet’s first dating site for wrestling fans, set to launch on Tuesday October 14th. That’s almost a week and a half before Hell In A Cell, which should work out well for a bunch of weird, budding romances. The site’s tagline is “wrestling night just became date night,” which would be easier if wrestling didn’t air on Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and some Sundays. Suggested slogan: “Tuesday is the only day you’re allowed to be by yourself.”
TagMeADate CEO and founder (and, I’m assuming, executive vice president of talent relations) Steven Glenwick recently spoke with Manhattan Digest about the site. No, he didn’t start it with WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MANHATTAN DIGEST.
tagmeadate.com/Someone has to be our Guinea pig and sign up. Least shocking picture ever:
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 16, 2016 20:47:10 GMT -5
I think I've reached rock bottom and I'm taking a very long break. I went out with a guy tonight that seemed decent while texting. During dinner he felt the need to inform me that he doesn't drink milk from cows and that he buys breast milk online. I thought he was joking. He wasn't. It got even more awkward after that.
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Post by Brandon on Feb 16, 2016 21:01:31 GMT -5
Yeah, I've come to the conclusion that these apps are only useful for when I'm craving immediate attention.
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Post by Astrozombie on Feb 17, 2016 4:02:07 GMT -5
I've had a lot of bad luck recently as well. The most recent guy that messaged me on OKCupid was really cool at first. Then we started texting and he just started insulting me. Like a lot. He'd make backhanded compliments(?) like we sent each other selfies (completely innocent mind you) and his response was 'I love how big your forehead is.' Then I woke up to another text of him saying I have turtle eyes. And yesterday I got a text out of nowhere saying that I used the word 'redundant' wrong from a previous conversation. Like I think he's making lighthearted jokes, but that kind of shit doesn't translate well through text messages. And then he kind of got weird when we got into a discussion about what our super powers would be: I'm just getting tired of it. If they're not weird, then they're super sexual. Like I kind of want to give up and stop trying cause more often than not you just feel kind of hopeless.
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Post by Brandon on Feb 17, 2016 7:49:19 GMT -5
That guy is such a tool. I'd totally cuss him out for you if you wanted, and give him a couple of backhanded "compliments" of my own. It'd be just like Chanel saving Hester from the Radwell family. I did swap numbers with one guy from PlentyOfFish, and he was nice enough, but a little boring, so I lost interest after a couple of days. Yesterday he messaged me while I was in class, and then when I got home I engrossed myself in a book and didn't reply until several hours later. I apologized and told him that I got caught up reading, and he asked me what book it was and I told him and he acted all interested, but then a few minutes later he was like, "Is it on Netflix?" I just tossed my phone aside and went to sleep lol.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 17, 2016 15:02:47 GMT -5
Eww. He's showing early signs of being an abuser. What a piece of shit.
Yeah, you have to take breaks from them. Otherwise you'll end up hating everyone everywhere. There are tons of creeps and assholes, but there are some really great guys too. Honestly, the guys I've ended up liking most are ones that I normally wouldn't reply to. Burke Jr. for example is amazing, I adore him and if I wanted a lifelong commitment we'd probably be living together right now. Sometimes the weird messages are just a reflection of how awkward talking to someone randomly can be.
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Post by Astrozombie on Feb 21, 2016 21:13:40 GMT -5
We were talking about how guys get super sexual fast. I am so disgusted.
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Post by Astrozombie on Feb 21, 2016 21:18:18 GMT -5
Also he'd told me his celebrity crushes prior to that and they were Jason Alexander and Bob Hoskins. Um what. the. fuck. I think it's time for me to denounce my sexuality and move to a convent in the alps and become a nun. There are no good men.
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Post by Burke on Feb 22, 2016 6:58:03 GMT -5
Also he'd told me his celebrity crushes prior to that and they were Jason Alexander and Bob Hoskins. Um what. the. fuck. Oh my God, I just laughed so hard.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Mar 30, 2016 14:27:07 GMT -5
Do you guys also just assume that when someone deletes their profile after you don't bother responding to them it's because they're totally gutted that you didn't lower yourself to reply to their overly gushing and basically disturbing message/s?
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Post by Mutant Couch on Apr 3, 2016 1:12:24 GMT -5
Got a message from Sportsman619. I was really relieved to find out it wasn't Rey Mysterio.
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Post by Burke on Apr 3, 2016 5:19:48 GMT -5
Got a message from Sportsman619. I was really relieved to find out it wasn't Rey Mysterio. For some reason I thought you'd be into midgets.
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