Live from the Verizon Center in Washington D.C. it's the No Fatties Allowed Independence Day Special!!
The show kicked off with all the
BP Bombshells huddled in the back.
Maxine quieted them down as
Sable walked into the room and informed them that tonight they would name a new number one contender for the Women's championship.
Madison Rayne rolled her eyes in anticipation of yet another battle royal, but Sable said she wanted to try something a little different. The first four girls to make it to the right right now will have a fatal four way elimination match. The winner will face Lacey Von Erich at SummerMania. All the girls looked at each other in confusion until Sable impatiently said "go..." and they began a mad dash to the ring. Maxine watched the girls leave and looked at Sable. Sable told her to go ahead as she dropped her clipboard and rushed to catch up with the other girls.
The hallways of the arena became a stampede of hair extensions and bedazzled clothes as the girls scratch, clawed, pushed, and pulled their way towards the arena.
ODB shoved
Molly Holly onto a catering table which flipped causing all the food to fall on the floor and half the divas to slip.
Tiffany and
Layla found themselves neck and neck trying to push each other away, until Layla suddenly dropped to the floor having been tripped by
Brandon. "Oop" he said as
Michelle McCool got in his face, only to be pushed to the ground and trampled by the remaining girls.
Maxine decided to cheat and told
Velvet Sky and
Angelina Love to hold a pair of double doors closed as she pulled out the keys to the arena and blocked most of the girls way into the stage area. The Beautiful People turned and ran right into the wall that is
Kharma. Maxine froze and decided to take the long way around.
Madison Rayne became the first person to run through the stage. When she noticed her secure spot in the match, she slowed to a Baywatch run and gave a beauty queen wave to the crowd.
Tiffany wasn't far behind and ran down the ring, much to Madison's chagrin. The rest of the girls in the back were trying to find alternate routes to the ring.
Jessica who had a decent lead was stopped by
Daniel Bryan popping out of a hallway. He tried to apologize for last week and said he knew she was mad, and maybe he went a bit too far. She tried to tell him it wasn't a good time but he wouldn't let her leave. Numerous girls started to pass Jessica until she couldn't take it and kneed Bryan in the crotch and continued the race. Finally most of the girls had begun making their way into the arena by way of the crowd.
Kaitlyn managed to get a large lead and made it to the ring first.
The Bella Twins got to the ring but argued over who would get the last spot with each girl pulling the other from getting in the ring. They failed to notice
Kharma briskly walking up to them until they turned and ate a double clothesline. Kharma got on the apron to seemingly become the final participant, until
Kelly Kelly came through the crowd and slid in under the bottom rope. Kelly stole the last spot as Kharma hadn't officially entered the ring. The match began as officials escorted Kharma out, the entire time her eyes were locked on Kelly.
The Beautiful People made their way to ringside to see who Lacey's opponent would be. Kelly was the last one in but the first one out as Madison hit her with the Rayne Drop for the pin. Kaitlyn took a nasty spill to the outside leaving just Tiffany and Madison in the ring together. TBP cheered on Tiffany from ringside. Madison yelled at them for once again choosing Tiffany over her which allowed Tiffany to get a roll up from behind. Madison kicked out however and after going back and forth eliminated Tiffany with a roll up. Madison walked to the ropes and blew a kiss to who she thought was her SummerMania opponent, until Kaitlyn rolled her up from behind to win the match. TBP cheered on Kaitlyn as Madison freaked out and ran to the back screaming. Kaitlyn made a belt gesture towards Lacey, but they turned it into fat gestures towards Kaitlyn.
Jayzero arrived at the arena in a black SUV with
Cody Rhodes as his chauffeur. Jay mocked Cody and forced him to carry his bags to the arena again.
Ashley met up with Jay and laughed that he's still making Cody carry his bags. She told Jay that she had fun on Friday and they should do it again. Jay agreed and asked Ashley to accompany him to the ring tonight. She asked if he had a match and he said no, but he's the United States champion, it's the fourth of July, and all the people want to see him.
Our ever growing Cruiserweight division got some time to shine as
The Motor Machine Guns defeated
Generation Me and
London & Kendrick in a high flying triple threat tag match.
SUMMERMANIA MOMENT
The Tarrynator wanted to bring prestige back to the title that represented his homeland, but in order to do that, he had to be locked in a steel cage with the Viper, Randy Orton. Without the help of his Continental Coalition stablemates, it seemed Tarry stood no chance against the former Legend Killer. But against all odds, and with a little help from Layla and the cage door, Tarry pulled out the victory and escaped to cage to retain his European Championship. He celebrated his victory as poor Layla ate an RKO for her troubles.
In a SummerMania rematch,
THE Tarrynator took on The Viper
Randy Orton with his friends
Archibald Peck,
Chuck Taylor, and
Johnny Gargano sitting in the front row. When the fighting spilled to the outside, Taylor got in Orton's face causing the Legend Killer to attack. A brawl ensued as the three jumped the barricade and attacked Orton. The fight led back into the ring where all four men laid Orton out with their finishers and kicked him out of the ring. Tarry grabbed a mic and introduced the three men to the fans. He let each man talk to the crowd killing much of NFA's running time, and said they are the new face of Beautiful Persons. They are the new face of the wrestling industry. They
are The Industry.
The Rock's music hit as the brahma bull walked on stage. "Who, in the blue hell, are you??" The Rock ran down the Industry one by one and said they were wasting the millions.... and millions of the peoples time. He said they had three seconds to get out of the Rock's ring before he walks down that isle... gets into that ring.. takes his size 11 boot.. turns that son'bitch sideways and sticks it straight up their candy asses. Tarry and the Industry held their ground as the Rock led the fans in a countdown from 3 with his fingers, with only his middle finger left up when he got to one, and made his way to the ring. The Rock showed no fear as he took the fight to the Industry but the numbers proved too much for the People's Champion and he suffered the same fate as Randy Orton. Tarry and the Industry stood tall over the Rock as the new dominant faction in Beautiful Persons.
The Miz came out with
Maryse for a match with
The World's Funkiest Man. He said WFM's name was ridiculous, because everybody knows that he's the world's funkiest man. He ordered some music and lights as he danced, horribly, in the ring, with Maryse providing comical backup dancing. Their jam session was interrupted by Planet Funk who came out to show them how it's done. Miz held his own against WFM in their match but in the end fell to the Godfather of Funk.
Torrie Wilson and
Candice Michelle made their way to the ring to host the Bombshell Bikini Bash and introduced the participants:
Melina, The Bella Twins, Stacy Keibler, AJ, Madison Rayne, Tiffany, Jamie Keyes, The Beautiful People, and
ODB. Torrie said the first thing they were going to do was show off their bikinis, and whoever they think didn't put enough effort in, has to go. Melina dropped robe first and was wearing a red, white and green bikini with a Mexico theme. Candice said it was Independence Day, how dare she, and kicked her to the back. The Bella Twins were next and had on matching black bikinis. Candice thought that Brie looked great but Nikki could've tried a little harder, while Torrie felt the exact opposite. They argued for a bit before just deciding to send them both back. BP ring announcer and Torrie's BFF Stacy Keibler was next wearing a sexy yellow bikini that Torrie and Candice both approved. AJ was next with a red plaid bikini with skulls on it. Torrie said it was cute "for her" so they let her stay. Madison was wearing white, and went over the top with the unveiling. Torrie and Candice semi-ignored her and said "sure why not..." Tiffany went next and had a royal blue bikini on that Candice said was fantastic, but Madison rolled her eyes. Jamie was next wearing teal. Candice called her bland central and sent her to the back. Torrie questioned who that even was. The Beautiful People were next and decided to show off at the same time. Velvet in pink, Lacey in gold, and Angelina in purple. They all got the thumbs up as Torrie and Candice came to the final contestant, ODB. ODB had on the smallest skimpiest brown bikini out of them all and Candice and Torrie sent her back in disgust while covering their eyes. ODB didn't care and took a swig of her flask as she left.
Candice said that the remaining seven girls were going to have a dance off. And once again, anyone that didn't meet standards would go home. Stacy went first, and the former Nitro Girl rocked the ring much to the crowds delight. AJ went next, and although she tried, Candice and Torrie didn't approve and sent her packing. Madison was up next and danced to loud boos from the crowd. Torrie said that they couldn't even hear the music, so they had to listen to the crowd, and sent her home. Madison threw a fit and left the ring as Tiffany began her dance. She was putting Beyonce to shame until Madison ran back in and attacked. TBP tried to pull Madison off but Tiffany jumped on her instead and they continued fighting around the ring. Officials came out to stop the fight and escorted Madison to the back as the Beautiful People consoled Tiffany on the outside. Candice and Torrie said a rule they forgot to mention was you had to stay in the ring, so they declared their Friend Stacy the winner to a huge pop from the crowd. TBP complained from ringside but rolled their eyes and threw them hand gestures as Candice, Torrie, and Stacy strutted their stuff to Stacy's music in the ring.
After the numbers game continued to grow, we found ourselves in a six man tag match with
Jesse Sorensen,
Evan Bourne, and
Kofi Kingston taking on
Austin Aries,
Zack Ryder, and
Robbie E. It was a fast paced high flying match that ended with Austin Aries rolling up Sorensen with a handful of tights.
The United States Champion,
Jayzero, graced us with his presence accompanied to the ring by
Ashley and his new errand boy
Cody Rhodes. Jay introduced Ashley to the crowd to good pop, then Cody to loud boos, and finally himself, the longest reigning BP World Champion in history, and current reigning United States Champion. He said that since it was our nations birthday, it was only right that the people seen their champion. Jay then pointed out that as of last week, he is now the longest reigning United States Champion in Beautiful Persons history! He said he knew alot of people were probably wondering why he was out there with his former rival Cody Rhodes, and the answer was simple. He was going to teach Cody Rhodes some respect. Since he couldn't beat it into him, he's going to humiliate it into him. Jay signaled to Ashley who had a paper bag in her hand. He reminded everyone that not only did Cody used to disrespect the Beautiful People with gimmick infringement, but he used to disrespect his opponents by placing a paper bag over their heads after beating them. Jay handed Cody the bag and ordered him to put it on his head. Cody objected but Jay wasn't taking no for an answer so he reluctantly put it on. Jay said they needed to make it a little more festive for the holiday, so Ashley pulled out two sparklers and poked them onto the bag, lit them, and tossed a handful of red, white, and blue confetti. Jay said it still wasn't quite festive enough and ordered Cody to sing America the Beautiful. Cody crossed his arms, clearly upset, and began to sing when
Maxine thankfully appeared on screen to stop his humiliation and butchering of the song. She informed Jay as the United States Champion, it was mandatory for him to defend his belt tonight. Jay threw a bit of a fit as he wasn't ready to face his opponent,
John Morrison. Despite the lack of preparation, Jay successfully defended his belt with Ashley cheering him on at ringside, and Cody acting as a belt hanger. Ashley and Jay celebrated his win and Jay ordered Cody to raise his hand in victory.
Brandon and
Dolph were in the back getting ready for their flag match with the Sinister Scots when
Sable and
Maxine walked into their locker room. Sable informed Brandon that it's been far over the thirty day deadline to defend his belt. Brandon looked at her confused as to what she was talking about and she reminded him that whether he chooses to acknowledge it or not, he's still the BP European Champion. Or was at least. She said that since he doesn't even bring the belt with him to the arena every week, that she was stripping him of the title. Brandon took a sigh of relief and reached into his bag pulling out the belt. He handed it over to Sable and said that thing was costing Dolph $45 a flight to carry around. He almost pawned it. Sable rolled her eyes and took the belt as Dolph told Brandon "Happy Independence Day!" and gave him a hug.
The main event seen the now former European Champion
Brandon and
Dolph Ziggler take on the
Sinister Scots in a flag match. If Brandon and Dolph won, they would face Burke and Drew at SummerMania for the tag team titles. Brandon and Dolph were accompanied by
Kelly and
Taryn who were all wearing matching American flag attire. The Scots came out with the
Bellas driving to the ring in the same tricked out Escalade from last week. The girls got into it when trash talking led to a catfight. Burke, as it wouldn't be a match with Brandon without one, took a red white and blue Asstasstic during the match. The match came to an end when after a ref bump, Drew actually managed to pull the Scottish flag from the top rope, only to be kicked in the gut by Dolph, who took the flag and smacked it into Drew's head, knocking him out cold. Dolph put the flag back on the top rope as Brandon secured Old Glory for the win. Burke complained to the ref but fell victim to the Weapon of Ass Destruction that knocked him out of the ring. The Bellas helped Burke up the ramp as the Blondetourage celebrated with the American Flag in the ring. Drew was still face down on the canvas knocked out, so Brandon whispered into Dolph's ear. Dolph grabbed the Scottish flag and he and Brandon went behind Drew, and shoved it where the sun don't shine.
The show came to a close with the face off that's been building all year.
Tiarnan was in the ring bandaged and bruised demanding
Mick Foley come out. He said that Foley has been screwing him over for too long and he's had enough. Foley limped to the ring and said that Tiarnan was damn right he's been screwing him. He said he's been screwing Tiarnan because he didn't deserve to be world champion. Not yet. He wasn't ready. He hadn't earned it. Foley said that Tiarnan had one too many screws loose, and he couldn't handle being a champion. Foley reminded Tiarnan of when he was European champion. He became obsessed with the belt, and when he lost it, he stole it from the champion. Foley said crazy isn't a bad thing. He's the craziest person to ever set foot in a wrestling ring. But Tiarnan needs to learn how to control that crazy, like he did. Foley said that when he looks into Tiarnan's eyes, and he sees that crazy, he sees himself. He sees what he used to be, and he sees what Tiarnan can become. Foley said he hasn't been screwing Tiarnan all year to hurt him. He's been doing it to help him. To help him grow. To help him get to that next level, where he can use that crazy to get to the top. Foley said last week, he threw Tiarnan over a balcony, and speared him through a glass window, and that crazy helped him get back up and keep fighting. That's the crazy that's going to get him to the top. And that's the crazy he needs to be the BP World Champion. But Foley said that Tiarnan needs to learn to control it, and use it only when it's necessary. But until he can do that, he's going to keep screwing him over. Because until he can do that, he's not ready to be the face of this company. Tiarnan stared at Foley as if trying to process what Foley was saying but then simply said that Foley screwed him, and he wants his title. Foley looked defeated seeing his speech failed and tried to say it another way but was interrupted by
Sable. Sable said it's cute that Foley was trying to identify with the little psycho, but they've taken up enough air time for one night. Sable said she's sick and tired of those two running around fighting ruining her shows and wrecking her main events. She told them that window was coming out of their paychecks. Sable said if Tiarnan wants another shot at the title, that's fine. Since Foley did admittedly screw him out of the match he can have one last shot, with Mick Foley banned from the arena. If... he can beat the current number one contender, Brock Lesnar, next week, in a no disqualification match. Tiarnan wasn't happy as he was in no condition to fight Brock after last week. Tiarnan stared Foley down and left the ring, but as he walked up the ramp,
Brock Lesnar came out of the crowd and laid Foley out with an F5. The Monster stared Tiarnan down as No Fatties Allowed came to an end.
