Post by Burke on May 3, 2019 13:54:17 GMT -5
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar.
“It’s a pleasure to serve you, Mr Hasselhoff,” said the bartender.
“Just call me Hoff,” the actor replied.
“Sure,” the bartender said, “no hassle.”
“It’s a pleasure to serve you, Mr Hasselhoff,” said the bartender.
“Just call me Hoff,” the actor replied.
“Sure,” the bartender said, “no hassle.”
Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction.
They can call it ElonGates.
They can call it ElonGates.
My wife walked out on me after I spent our savings on a penis extension.
She said she just can't take it any longer.
She said she just can't take it any longer.
I handed my dad his 50th birthday card.
He looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "Y'know, one would have been enough."
He looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "Y'know, one would have been enough."
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?
When she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
When she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
Can we ban "Yo Momma" jokes? They're old, stupid, and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times
Just like yo momma.
Just like yo momma.
