No Fatties Allowed Episode 36!
Welcome to an all new exciting edition of your weekly Wednesday Night Bitch Fight that is;
No Fatties Allowed!
JR and
Nigel McGuinness welcome us to the show and we go to a recap of the horrific attack that occurred at the end of
Neon Night[/color].
Some unfamiliar music hits as
THE Tarrynator makes his way to the ring pushing
Brandon in a wheelchair. Tarry shouts at the referee to help him get his new ally into the ring. Tarry grabs a microphone and hands it to Brandon, "On Sunday night I defeated Burke in the most grueling match of my young career. But let's be honest here, Burke never stood a chance... did he? I was the one who beat him for the BP World Championship, I was the one who put him on the sidelines, I was the one who made him quit and I should be the new number one contender to the BP World Championship!" Brandon hands the microphone back to Tarry, "At Neon Night I did something nobody else has ever done, not only did I retire a great wrestler... I also inflicted enough damage to retire a wannabe rapper!"
Co-GM Sable walks out onto the stage to interrupt the two men, "Brandon, I agree with you. You should be the new number one contender to the BP World Championship, but then again 19 other men and women on our roster deserve that honour too. So tonight, I've decided to make you compete in a 20 Person Battle Royal to determine the new number one contender!" Brandon jumps out of his wheelchair in disgust, "You can't do this to me! I shouldn't have to brawl with peasants!" Sable continues, "You should probably go and get ready for your match, but Tarry you stay here." Brandon leaves the ring. "Tarry, congrats on retiring
Douglas Williams last night; it really was a great match. And if that was the only thing you did last night, there's a chance I would be offering you a BP World Championship match but I'm not going to. Instead I'm going hand you an instant supsension! From now until further notice, you're banned from the BP World Championship rankings; so you won't be competing in the Battle Royal tonight. And I'm alerting security that you're banned from the arena next week. Now get out of my ring!" Tarry tries to voice his opinion on the matter but his microphone is cut. He throws a mini tantrum before leaving the ringside area and heading to the back.
After the commercial break, Los Aviadores
Hunico &
Epico made their way to the ring. They were followed by Mexican America (
Hernandez,
Anarquia,
Rosita &
Sarita). Hernandez is armed with a microphone, "Odelay, homes. Tonight is your lucky night because we're inviting you to join Mexican America." Hunico and Epico shake their heads. Rosita snatches the microphone, "Are you stupid? Without us you'll be stuck at the bottom of the tag team division. We're going places. We're going to the top." Hunico grabs the microphone, "Listen here, we don't want to join you. We're Los Aviadores and we don't need four fake Mexicans to go rise through the ranks." Rosita spits in Hunico's face, he goes to grab her but meets a huge clothesline from Super Mex. Hernandez continued to beat down Hunico until Hunico delivered an enziguri with authority to the back of the head of Hernandez. Hunico makes the tag to Epico who hits a Backstabber on Hernandez. Epico tags Hunico back in and her goes for the Hunico Special, only to eat canvas as Super Mex moves out of the way. Hernandez follows it up with a huge Bordertoss for the victory.
Our cameras cut to
Co-GM Roddy Piper in his office, "Next week I'm giving you all
Tiffany vs.
Jazz for the BP Women's Championship one last time. If Tiffany fails to win, she won't receive another singles match for the BP Women's Championship. And whoever is the champion next week has a tough task because they'll be defending the belt in a 30 Woman Royal Rumble match at
Showdown in Vegas!"
Layla is in the ring awaiting the arrival of her opponent.
Jessica's music hits and she runs to the ring to make quick work of Layla with a Spear. After the match Jessica hints that she's still coming for
Worldsstrongestman's BP European Championship.
BP United States Championship Chase! Finalist Jason makes his way to the ring for his match with the new BP Colour Commentator
Nigel McGuinness. McGuinness leaves the table and the two lock up in the center of the ring. Nigel gets the better of Jason until
Booker T arrives at ringside and sits in McGuinness's seat. Nigel goes over to the ropes and shouts at Booker to get out of his chair but finds himself on the receiving end of the Skull Snap. Jason covers Nigel for the victory. The night isn't over for these two men as they'll both be in the 20 Person Battle Royal tonight!
After the commercial break our cameras cut to
THE Tarrynator &
Brandon's locker room. They were whispering to each other about a plan of some kind. BP Security enter the locker room and order Tarrynator to leave the arena, which he does. Something doesn't seem right here, that was really out of character for Tarry.
In a rematch of the main event of
The Beginning,
The Miz squared off with
John Cena. The BP Tag Team Champions European Invasion (
Magnus &
René Duprée) made their way to the ring and sat at their own personal table, which distracted Cena long enough to give Miz the win. After the match Magnus and Duprée hit the Bonsoir on Cena.
After a quick commercial break, we return to the ring where the BP Tag Team Champions European Invasion (
Magnus &
René Duprée) are waiting for their opponents. Out first is
Chris Jericho who stares a hole through the tag champs.
Edge followed and our BP Tag Team Championship match is ready to start. Magnus and Jericho lock up with Magnus taking control. Magnus belly-to-belly suplexes Jericho and follows up with a pin. Jericho kicks out at 2, Magnus drops the elbow across the chest of Jericho and covers him again. Jericho kicks out again and makes it back to his feet, he hits the double underhook backbreaker on Magnus. Magnus manages to tag in Duprée as Jericho tags in Edge. Edge hits the Edge-o-Matic on René for a count. Magnus runs into the ring but Jericho jumps the top rope and stops him. Edge lines up the Spear on René but Jericho walks into the firing line and is hit hard. Edge tries to apologise but is hit with the Duprée Driver for the victory. European Invasion celebrate their win whilst Edge & Jericho remain in the ring arguing about what just happened. Edge extends his hand but Jericho walks out on him.
Tiarnán makes his way to the ring with his new entrance music,
Jayzero based attire and a cardboard face mask of the BP World Champion. Tiarnán snarls at the fans as he walks down the ramp and into the ring. The BP World Champion Jayzero is next. Jayzero jumps over the ropes and straight into action as he lays a beat down on Tiarnán. Tiarnán tries to escape but Jayzero stops him and hits him with a vicious clothesline. Jayzero throws Tiarnán over the top rope. Tiarnán grabs a steel chair from ringside and brings it into the ring. The referee snatches the chair out of Tiarnán's hands and places it on the outside of the ring. Whilst the referee's back is turned, Tiarnán low blows Jayzero and hits him with the Snap Reverse DDT to steal the win.
After the match
Co-GM Sable walks out onto the stage and announces the main event for
Showdown in Vegas.
Jayzero will defend the BP World Championship against
Tiarnán and the winner of tonights 20 Person Battle Royal!
It's now time for the main event of the evening, a 20 Person Battle Royal to determine the new number one contender to the BP World Championship!
The Miz,
Alex Riley,
Molly Holly,
Melina,
Maryse, BP Women's Champion
Jazz,
Edge,
Chris Jericho,
Wade Barrett,
BP United States Championship Chase! Finalist Randy Orton, John Cena, BP Tag Team Champions European Invasion (
Magnus &
René Duprée) and
Nigel McGuinness make their way to the ring just before we go to our last commercial break of the night.
After the commercial break;
BP United States Championship Chase! Finalist Jason,
Tiffany,
Jessica, BP European Champion
Worldsstrongestman and
Brandon make their way to ring next. The 19 competitors already in the ring wait for the 20th person.
Burke's music hits and the crowd errupts. Brandon can't believe his eyes! Burke enters the ring and the referee calls for the bell. Burke tries to go for Brandon but The Miz and Alex Riley get in his way, only to be dumped over the top rope. Edge and Chris Jericho go at it whilst John Cena eliminates both members of European Invasion. Edge and Jericho eliminate themselves whilst Randy Orton throws out Wade Barrett. Jason comes up behind Orton and throws him out, Orton gets back in the ring and RKOs Jason. Brandon throws Jason out of the ring. Molly Holly and Melina attempt to throw Maryse out but she pulls them both over the top rope. Maryse turns around into Jazz who eliminates Maryse. Tiffany then eliminates Jazz. Brandon and Tiffany work together to get John Cena out. Worldsstrongestman throws Jessica over the top rope and onto the announce table. She uses the already defeated wrestlers laying around the ring as stepping stones to make her way back into the ring. She suplexes Worldsstrongestman over the top rope and onto the floor. Brandon throws Jessica out of the ring as Burke throws out Nigel McGuinness. We're down to the final three. Brandon, Burke and Tiffany stare each other down. Brandon proposes a team with Tiffany but throws her over the top rope as they shook hands. Burke grabs Brandon in the FU but
THE Tarrynator comes out of the crowd and kicks Burke in the balls before throwing him over the top rope. The referee calls for the bell and Brandon is given the win.
After the match
THE Tarrynator and
Brandon celebrate their success before laying yet another beat down on
Burke. BP Security run to the ring as the devilish duo escape through the crowd.
Tune in next week as
John Cena takes on
Magnus,
Jazz defends the BP Women's Championship against
Tiffany one last time,
Edge and
Chris Jericho will face off with MolLina (
Molly Holly &
Melina),
BP United States Championship Chase! Finalist Randy Orton will defend his place in the final against
Wade Barrett and
Burke will square off with the debuting Mexican Sensation
El Luchador Inglés!
