BP EWR Month 9

[Tarry]

No Fatties Allowed Episode 37!

Welcome to your weekly Wednesday Night Bitch Fight™ known around the globe as No Fatties Allowed! Goldust is already in the ring awaiting the Queen herself, Maryse. To give you a bit of backstory on this match, Goldust acted like a dick on Twitter; so Maryse decided to challenge him to a match. Maryse walks down the ramp and gets right into the face of Goldust. Goldust attempts to do his breathing taunt but Maryse forces the palm of her hand into his face. Goldust charges at Maryse but she ducks and hits the French TKO. Maryse covers for the win. After the match Co-GM Sable walks out onto the stage, "Hey Dustin, you're fired!". Maryse has a laughter fit before mouthing, "Au revoir!" to the Golden One.

Tag Team Division action next as MolLina (Molly Holly & Melina) take on Chris Jericho and Edge. Edge starts the match with Molly and they lock up in the center of the ring. Edge sends Molly into the ropes and hits her with a big boot on the rebound. He lifts her to her feet but she kicks him in the ribs and hits a DDT. She tags in Melina and they hit a double suplex on the Rated R Superstar. Melina goes for the cover but Edge kicks out. She whips him at the ropes but he comes back with a Spear! Chris Jericho tags himself in and locks in the Walls of Jericho on Melina for the submission victory. Edge isn't happy and the two Canadians almost come to blows.

After a commercial break, BP Women's Champion Jazz makes her way to the ring. Tiffany is out next and she gets right up in the face of the champion. The two women go nose to nose until Tiffany palms Jazz's face away from her own. Tiffany taunts Jazz by insinuating that her breath stank. Jazz charges at Tiffany but she rolls out of the way and follows up with a DDT. Tiffany goes for the cover but Jazz kicks out instantly. Tiffany slaps Jazz across the face a couple of times before hitting her with a clenched fist. Tiffany shakes her hand about after, she hit her so hard that she hurt her own hand. Tiffany follows up with a neckbreaker and a cover but Jazz kicks out again. Co-GM Roddy Piper appears on stage and he sends the rest of the women's locker room to the ring. They all surround the ring as Tiffany and Jazz look around in confusion. Jazz clotheslines Tiffany over the top rope. Michelle McCool, Sarita, Madison Rayne, Layla, Winter, Molly Holly and Melina start beating down Tiffany before throwing her back into the ring. Tiffany makes it back to her feet and runs at Jazz to clothesline her over the top rope. Kelly Kelly, Maryse, Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, Lacey Von Erich and Naomi lay a beat down on Jazz before rolling her back into the ring. Things get heated between the good girls and the bad girls as they all start to brawl on the outside. Tiffany is distracted long enough to be caught by Jazz and hit with the Bitch Clamp. Jazz covers Tiffany for the win. After the match all the women on the outside turn their attention to Jazz as they chase after her. All these women and more will face off in a Royal Rumble Match for the BP Women's Championship at Showdown in Vegas.

The BP Tag Team Champions European Invasion (Magnus & René Duprée) make their way to the ring. René Duprée grabs a microphone from ringside but before he can speak he's interrupted by the music of John Cena. Magnus and Duprée are furious. Magnus runs towards Cena but he's caught in the Attitude Adjustment. René gets in the ring and kicks Cena between the legs giving the former BP World Champion the win by DQ. European Invasion stomp a mudhole in Cena after the match until Rob Conway and Sylvan Grenier make the save. European Invasion and La Résistance stare each other down as we go to commercial.

After the break, BP European Champion Worldsstrongestman and Layla make their way to the ring. Jessica follows and immediately clotheslines the European Champion over the top rope. She turns her attention to Layla who tries to escape. Jessica hits Layla with a series of German Suplexes before locking in the Couch Recliner. Worldsstrongestman comes back into the ring and kicks Jessica in the side of the head. He bodyslams her and then makes his way out onto the apron. Layla crawls over to Worldsstrongestman and makes the tag. The champ grabs Jessica by the hair but is met by a sharp kick. Jessica attempts a running crossbody but Worldsstrongestman catches her and hits her with the Burning Hammer. He hits the ropes and follows up with the World's Strongest Splash for the win. Layla and Worldsstrongestman leave the ring after inflicting more damage on Jessica. Jessica makes it back to her feet and grabs a microphone, "It'll take a lot more than that to keep me down. At Showdown in Vegas I'm going to take the BP European Championship from you. And I won't be beating you in a regular match, I'll be making sure your ass stays down when I'm finished with you. I'm going to lay you out with the Super Sofaplex as the referee counts you down for 10. That's right, at Showdown in Vegas; I'm beating you in a Last Person Standing match!" Worldsstrongestman is outraged as he storms off towards the backstage area.

Wade Barrett walks to the ring for his match with BP United States Championship Chase! Finalist Randy Orton for Orton's place in the final match of the BP United States Championship Chase!. Barrett's lawyers demanded that he be placed directly into the final match but Co-GMs Sable & Roddy Piper fought the lawsuit and managed to get Barrett to agree to this match instead. The referee calls for the bell as we get underway. Barrett hammers Orton to the mat. He drops an elbow across the chest of the Viper. Barrett lifts Orton into the Wasteland but Orton fights out of it. Orton turns Wade around and hits him with the RKO. Orton covers Barrett for the win.

After the match Wade Barrett grabs hold of Booker T and shouts abuse at him. Justin Gabriel runs down the ramp and tries to talk sense into Barrett. Booker tells the two men to walk away which causes Gabriel and Barrett to lay a beat down on Booker T. The Nexus roll Booker into the ring. Barrett lifts him and hits him with Wasteland. Gabriel goes to the top rope and connects with the 450 Splash. Nigel McGuinness sprints to the ring and slides in to meet The Nexus. He looks down at Booker T before turning his attention to Barrett & Gabriel. McGuinness hits a double clothesline on the two of them. Barrett rolls to the outside as Nigel hits the Tower of London on Gabriel. McGuinness helps Booker T to his feet. The two men stare each other down before Booker invites McGuinness to join him in a victory Spinaroonie. McGuinness obliges as former enemies entertain the fans with a couple of Spinaroonies.

After the commercial break, Burke makes his way to the ring to a thunderous pop. The debuting Mexican Sensation El Luchador Inglés is out next. He hands out high fives to the BP Fans whilst on the way to the ring. He poses on the top rope as the crowd applaudes. Burke and El Luchador Inglés meet in the center of the ring as the referee calls for the bell. Burke extends his hand for a handshake but El Luchador Inglés slaps the taste out of Burke's mouth. Burke returns the favour before unloading a mass of built up aggression on Inglés. Burke tells the Mexican Sensation "you can't see me" before hitting the 5 Knuckle Shuffle. He lifts the luchador up for the FU but he elbows Burke in the temple to break free. Inglés follows up with an armdrag into a cross armbreaker. Burke makes his way to the ropes to break the hold. El Luchador Inglés goes up to the top rope and delivers a huge knee to the back of the head of Burke. Inglés signals for something as Burke makes it to his feet. Inglés runs towards Burke for some kind of running cutter but Burke catches him and lifts him into the FU. El Luchador Inglés fights out but Burke inadvertently removes the mask of the luchador. Burke tries to apologise as he hands the mask back. Inglés looks up at Burke without realising his mask has come off. It's THE Tarrynator! El Luchador Inglés is THE Tarrynator! Burke's face turns from sympathy to anger as he charges towards his enemy, but Tarry rolls out of the ring and runs to the backstage area. The referee counts out El Luchador Inglés, well Tarrynator; which gives Burke the win. Burke leaves the ring and chases after Tarry.

Our cameras cut to the back where AJ is interviewing BP World Champion Jayzero. "Tiarnán get well soon. I wish you the best of look in dealing with your issues, but remember this. When you're back, I'm going to be here waiting for you!" We go to our last commercial break of the night before out main event.

We're back from the commercial as BP World Champion Jayzero heads to the ring for this non-title match. Brandon is out next and he's joined by THE Tarrynator. Co-GM Sable walks out onto the stage, "Due to recent developments, this match is now a cage match!" Tarry and Brandon exchange a worried look as the cage lowers around the ring. Jayzero goes onto the attack straight away. He smashes Brandon's head off of the cage wall and then hits an elevated DDT. Brandon starts crawling towards the side of the cage but Jayzero grabs his ankle. Brandon rolls over which sends Jayzero into the cage wall. Brandon starts stomping Jayzero's head. Brandon drags Jayzero into the corner and signals for Asstastic. Jayzero kicks Brandon away and hits Zero Hour. He covers Brandon but he manages to kick out at 2. Jayzero throws Brandon into the turnbuckle. He climbs up the turnbuckle and starts to do the vintage 10 punches. Brandon lowblows Jayzero at 8 and follows it up with a powerbomb. Brandon starts to climb the cage but Jayzero makes it back to his feet and scales the cage. Jayzero belly-to-belly suplexes Brandon back into the ring. The two men crash down to the canvas. They both start to crawl towards the cage door as the referee opens it. Jayzero makes it to the door first but Tarry kicks the door shut on his head. Jayzero falls back into the ring as Brandon overtakes him and crawls out of the door and down the steps for the win. THE Tarrynator grabs a microphone from ringside, "Brandon and I would like to announce that we're now officially a fully functioning tag team! Seeing as I'm not allowed to enter next week's tournament and my tag team partner is already in the BP World Championship we need something to do, so we're issuing an open challenge to any team next week! The greatest British wrestler and the greatest American wrestler have united. We are International Relations, and you're all obstacles on our path to greatness!" International Relations leave the ring as our show goes off the air.

Tune in next week for a special 3 hour edition of No Fatties Allowed for the first ever His or Her Royal Hotness Tournament, International Relations (Brandon & THE Tarrynator) will be in action, René Duprée will face his former tag team partner Sylvan Grenier, BP United States Championship Chase! Finalists Randy Orton & Jason will face Mexican America's Hernandez & Anarquia, MolLina (Molly Holly & Melina) will go head to head with Los Aviadores (Hunico & Epico) and Nigel McGuinness will square off with his former Continental Coalition teammate Wade Barrett.

[Burke]

I never should have trusted that El Luchador Inglés.

[Brandon]

Maryse vs. Goldust was brilliant, and so how it would have happened irl.

I liked that the Women's Championship match was a lumberjill match to promote the Royal Rumble, and that it was basically the pretty Divas vs. the ugly ones. We have such a cute and talented women's roster (you're welcome).

I can't speak enough on how relevantly you've utilized René Duprée and Magnus, and I only anticipate even better things now that La Résistance is involved. ♥

lol @ Burke pulling Tarry's mask off. It was like the perfect marriage of The Miz wrestling as the Calgary Kid and Cameron Lynn's wig being inadvertently snatched mid-match on FCW.

Nov 9, 2011 17:03:29 GMT -5 Tarry said:

Brandon lowblows Jayzero at 8 and follows it up with a powerbomb.

[Tarry]

BeautifulPersons.com Exclusive

Next week we present a special edition of No Fatties Allowed where we'll be naming the first ever His or Her Royal Hotness. The winner of the tournament will join BP World Champion Jayzero and Brandon in the main event of Showdown in Vegas. We here at BeautifulPersons.com have acquired the list of first round matches and we're going to share them with you!

Tiffany vs. Jessica

Chris Jericho vs. John Cena

Burke vs. The Miz

BP European Champion World's Strongest Man vs. Edge

... There will be three rounds and all three will be presented live in HD on BPTV. Tune in next week for all this and much, much more!

[Burke]

No Fatties Allowed Episode 38!

[Tarry]

No Fatties Allowed Episode 38: The His or Her Royal Hotness Tournament Special!

Welcome to this colossus edition of your weekly Wednesday Night Bitch Fight™, more commonly known as No Fatties Allowed! Tonight we'll be naming the first ever His or Her Royal Hotness and whoever wins will be joining BP World Champion Jayzero and Brandon in the main event of Showdown in Vegas.

Our show kicks off with some tag team action as Los Aviadores (Hunico & Epico) take on MoLina (Molly Holly & Melina). Hunico starts off strong with a series of armdrags and hurricanranas to Molly Holly but the tables turn when they both tag their partners in. Epico attempts a lung blower but Melina counters it into the Sunset Split for the 3 count. LayCool (Layla & Michelle McCool) step out onto the stage after the match and stare down MolLina.

Our first His or Her Royal Hotness match of the night saw the former BP Women's Champion Tiffany take on the number one contender to the BP European Championship Jessica. The bell rings and the two women go at it. Jessica lands some stiff kicks to the legs of Tiffany which backs her up into a corner. Jessica chops the chest of Tiffany multiple times until Tiffany kicks Jessica in the stomach. Jessica backs away as Tiffany runs towards her but she's caught in a T-Bone Suplex. Jessica covers but Tiffany kicks out. Jessica lifts Tiffany into a powerbomb but Tiffany counters into a sunset flip powerbomb of her own. Tiffany covers Jessica but only gets a 2 count. Tiffany attempts the Butt Nekkid Choke but Jessica slips out and gets Tiffany in a Full Nelson. Tiffany breaks the hold and gets Jessica in the Butt Nekkid Choke. Jessica looks close to tapping out but she manages to throw Tiffany off her back. Jessica locks in an STF but Tiffany makes it to the ropes. Jessica runs towards Tiffany but eats a vicious Bitch Slap. Jessica falls to the canvas as Tiffany locks in a Headscissors wrist lock. Jessica manages to escape the hold and hooks up a Suplex on Tiffany. Tiffany shifts her weight and manages to land on her feet behind Jessica. She locks in the Butt Nekkid Choke and the referee calls for the bell. Jessica passed out from the pressure. The referee holds up Tiffany's arm as she celebrates her win. Tiffany will be in action again later tonight against the winner of the following match.

Chris Jericho makes his way to the ring for our second His or Her Royal Hotness match of the night. He's closely followed by John Cena and they go at it. Cena hits the Protoplex and tells Jericho, "You can't see me!" before hitting the 5 Knuckle Shuffle. Jericho makes it back to his feet and finds himself in the Attitude Adjustment. Y2J elbows Cena in the temple to fight out of it. Edge's music hits the speakers. Chris Jericho climbs out of the ring and heads up the ramp. He looks around the ringside area before heading into the ring to break the 10 count. As Jericho gets in he finds himself in the Attitude Adjustment once again. Cena hits the AA and covers Jericho for the win. That means John Cena will be facing off with Tiffany in the semi-final tonight.

After a quick commerical break the next His or Her Royal Hotness match kicked off. The Miz and Burke meet in the middle of the ring. They square up to each other but before they can officially start the match, THE Tarrynator runs in and attacks the two of them. He quickly disposes of The Miz and turns his attention to Burke. The referee tries to stop Tarry but he finds himself on the receiving end of Tarrydise. Tarry kicks Burke in the head and then pulls him to his feet. Burke attempts the FU but Tarry wiggles out and hits a Butterfly Suplex. Tarry goes to the top rope and drops the Bomb Scare Knee Drop to the jaw of Burke. Tarry leaves the ring whilst smirking at the damage he's delivered. Tonight International Relations (Brandon & THE Tarrynator) will be in action later against any team that answer their open challenge.

Co-GM Roddy Piper appears on the big screen, "Due to The Miz vs. Burke not officially starting, the winner of this next match will receive a bye to the final." Edge makes his way out first. BP European Champion World's Strongest Man follows. Edge attempts the Spear as the bell rings but gets his own bell rung by a huge big boot. World's Strongest Man runs the ropes and hits the World's Strongest Splash. Edge kicks out at 2. World's Strongest Man stands on the surgically repaired neck of Edge. World's Strongest Man runs the ropes again but Edge rolls out of the way. World's Strongest Man gets a chest full of canvas as Edge sets up for the Spear in the corner. Chris Jericho's music hits the speakers, which causes Edge to lose his focus for a second. Edge runs at World's Strongest Man but he's caught in the Burning Hammer. World's Strongest Man hits it and covers Edge for the win. World's Strongest Man will face either Tiffany or John Cena in the final of the His or Her Royal Hotness Tournament.

Mexican America (Hernandez, Anarquia, Sarita & Rosita) make their way to the ring. Hernandez grabs a microphone but before he can use it, BP United States Championship Chase! FinalistsRandy Orton & Jason make their way to the ring. Hernandez attempts to hit Orton with the microphone but he gets an RKO instead. Jason hits the Skull Snap on Anarquia, who rolls out of the ring afterwards. Jason planchas over the top rope and takes out Anarquia, Sarita & Rosita. Randy Orton and Hernandez brawl on the inside of the ring until Hernandez gets Orton in the Border Toss. Orton slithers out and hits another RKO on Super Mex for the win. Jason gets into the ring to celebrate with his teammate but finds himself on the receiving end of an RKO. Randy Orton poses above Jason before leaving the ring and heading to the back.

After a commercial break, the BP Tag Team Champions European Invasion (René Duprée & Magnus) make their way to the ring. La Résistance (Sylvan Grenier & Rob Conway) are out next. The referee sends Magnus and Rob Conway to the back to make sure we have a clean contest between the two former friends. Duprée and Grenier lock up in the center of the ring. Grenier forearms René in the jaw and follows it up with a clothesline. The French Phenom kicks out straight away. Duprée hits a discus clothesline on Sylvan which knocks him off his feet. René follows it up with the French Tickler for a 2 count. Sylvan stumbles to his feet and is hit with the Duprée Driver. René covers Sylvan for the win.

Former BP World Champion John Cena makes his way to the ring for the His or Her Royal Hotness semi-final match. Former BP Women's Champion Tiffany is out next. Tiffany hits the Bitch Slap and goes for the cover but Cena kicks out. Cena makes it to his feet and hits the Attitude Adjustment on Tiffany. He covers Tiffany but she kicks out at 2. Cena locks in the STF but Tiffany fights out and locks in the Butt Nekkid Choke on Cena. He manages to get his foot on the rope which causes the referee to break the hold. Tiffany hits a headscissors takedown and follows it up with a neckbreaker. She covers Cena but he kicks out again. Tiffany screams at the referee to count faster. Cena rolls up Tiffany whilst she rants at the referee, but she kicks out at 2. She kicks Cena in the ribs and hits him with a DDT. She covers him but he kicks out again. She attempts a clothesline but Cena ducks it and hits a shoulder tackle. He runs at the ropes and hits another one. Tiffany gets back to her feet and receives a Protoplex. "You can't see me!" Cena hits the 5 Knuckle Shuffle and delivers an Attitude Adjustment with authority to Tiffany for the win. After the match BP Women's Champion Jazz, Michelle McCool, Melina, Molly Holly & Layla run down to the ring and lay a beating on Tiffany. Maryse, Kelly Kelly, Naomi & Lacey Von Erich sprint to the ring to make the save. They help Tiffany to her feet as the two groups stare each other down.

After a commercial break, we join Wade Barrett & Nigel McGuinness in the ring as they go face to face for the first time ever. The former Continental Coalition teammates lock up in the center of the ring. McGuinness sends Barrett into the ropes and hits a European Uppercut on the rebound. McGuinness stamps on the jaw of Barrett before dropping an elbow across it. Justin Gabriel jumps up onto the apron to distract the referee. Barrett lowblows McGuinness and hits him with Wasteland for the win. Booker T leaves the Commentation Station to clear house of The Nexus.

International Relations (Brandon & THE Tarrynator) walk out to the ring armed with microphones. Brandon started off, "Last week I destroyed Jayzero inside of the steel cage and at Showdown in Vegas, I'll beat him again. I'm the greatest American wrestler in history, and Jayzero is only carrying that title belt because I'm allowing him to. Jayzero really shouldn't even be the BP World Champion right now. If he didn't get himself intentionally disqualified at Neon Night, then Tiarnán would be the World Champion. And he may have finally found the happiness that allowed him to be himself. He wouldn't be in a mental asylum if it wasn't for Jayzero!" Tarry lifts his microphone, "At Neon Night I almost killed Burke, 2 weeks ago I cost him a World Championship opportunity, last week I humiliated him by dressing up as a faux luchador and kicking his arse! And tonight, I cost him yet another opportunity at the World Championship. The reason for doing all this is because Burke stole my BP World Championship at Over The Weight Limit back in July. And I swear that as long as I'm the greatest British wrestler of all time, Burke will never get another shot at the BP World Championship." We cut to commercial as the two men taunt the live audience.

Back from commercial, International Relations await the arrival of their opponents. The music of the BP World Champion Jayzero hits and walks down to ringside. The arena goes quiet as they wait to see who Jayzero's tag team partner will be. Burke's entrance music hits and the place goes crazy. Burke & Jayzero exchange a look before entering the ring together and laying a beatdown on International Relations. Burke throws THE Tarrynator into the turnbuckle and delivers some hard punches to the face and ribs of the (self-proclaimed) greatest British wrestler of all time. Burke clotheslines Tarry off his feet and delivers a 5 Knuckle Shuffle to his foe. He lifts Tarry for the FU but Tarry breaks out and tags in Brandon. Brandon enters and circles around Burke. He slaps Jayzero which causes the World Champion to try and enter the ring. The referee restrains him which allows Brandon to kick Burke in the crotch. Brandon drags Burke to International Relations corner and tags Tarry back in. The two men deliver a hard suplex to the Scotsman. Tarry covers Burke but he kicks out. Tarry locks in a Cloverleaf on Burke but he makes it to the ropes. Tarry pulls Burke back to the center of the ring and locks in the Celtic Knot. Burke hits in the mat due to the frustration of not being able to get out of the hold. Burke points to someone in crowd which diverts Tarry's attention, allowing Burke to casually walk away from the hold. He tags in Jayzero who comes running at the seated Tarry with a huge knee to the face. Jayzero covers but only gets a 2. Jayzero hooks up the Zero Hour but Tarry struggles out and locks in a straight jacket hold on the World Champion. The champ forces his arms forward but Tarry pulls them back tight around Jayzero's jaw. Tarry sticks his boot into the back of the knee of Jayzero which lowers him onto his knees. Tarry still has the straight jacket hold applied but Jayzero whips him over his head. He keeps hold of Tarry's hands and sticks his boots into the shoulder blades of THE Tarrynator which stretches out his arms. Brandon enters the ring and kicks Jayzero in the side of the head. Jayzero releases the hold and chases Brandon out of the ring. Tarry rolls Jayzero up but kicks out and hits Tarry with Zero Hour. Jayzero covers but Brandon pulls Tarry's leg onto the ropes. Tarry manages to tag in Brandon. Brandon enters the ring and is met with a super kick. Jayzero lifts him up for Zero Hour but Brandon struggles out. Tarry tosses something to Brandon which he catches. Tarry enters the ring but is hit with a huge clothesline from Burke. Jayzero and the referee are distracted by the brawling between the Brits. Jayzero turns around and is hit with the brass knuckles by Brandon. Brandon makes the cover and gets the win. International Relations flee the ringside area after the match to avoid the tempers of Burke & Jayzero.

After our last commercial of the night, John Cena makes his way to the ring for his third match of the night. BP European Champion World's Strongest Man followed after. The ring announcer introduces the match as the final of the His Royal Hotness Tournament. Cena runs the ropes and hits a shoulder tackle. He repeats the action but World's Strongest Man doesn't leave his feet. He tries one more time but is caught in the Burning Hammer. World's Strongest Man hits it and covers Cena for the victory. World's Strongest Man makes his way to the throne that's been on the stage all night. Layla comes out from the back and crowns her new acquaintance the first ever His Royal Hotness. The show goes off the air with a shot of the BP European Champion World's Strongest Man sitting in his throne.

Join us next week for the final of the BP United States Championship Chase!, Tiffany, Maryse, Kelly Kelly, Naomi & Lacey Von Erich vs. BP Women's Champion Jazz, Michelle McCool, Melina, Molly Holly & Layla, The BP European Championship will be on the line as His Royal Hotness World's Strongest Man defends against Jessica, The Highlight Reel returns as former friends Chris Jericho & Edge come face to face, co-holder of the BP Tag Team Championships Magnus goes one-on-one with Rob Conway and International Relations (Brandon & THE Tarrynator) & a partner of their choice square off with BP World Champion Jayzero, Burke & a partner of their choice!

[Burke]

Tarry pulls Burke back to the center of the ring and locks in the Celtic Knot. Burke hits in the mat due to the frustration of not being able to get out of the hold. Burke points to someone in crowd which diverts Tarry's attention, allowing Burke to casually walk away from the hold.

That is genius. Why has no one thought of doing that before now?

[Burke]

No Fatties Allowed Episode 39!

[Tarry]

No Fatties Allowed Episode 39!

Our show kicks off with Sarita attacking Velvet Sky in the backstage area. "I'm going to win the Rumble, Velvet, not you!" Velvet fights back but Sarita kicks her in the ribs and then pushes her to the floor. Anarquia arrives on the scene to cheer on his Mexican America teammate but Billy Gunn runs to the aid of Velvet. He fights them both off until security hold them all apart. Co-GM Roddy Piper walks into the middle of the chaos, "The four of you get to the ring! We're having ourselves a good old fashioned intergender tag match!"

The production crew runs the opening titles and the arena is lit up with pyro. Jim Ross and Booker T welcome us to the show and the music for the first team hits the speakers. Sarita & Anarquia are out first. They're followed by the former Beautiful People allies, Velvet Sky & Billy Gunn. Velvet Sky takes it to Sarita from the bell, which makes Sarita retreat and tag in Anarquia. Anarquia comes in and kicks Velvet in the gut. Anarquia works over Velvet whilst taunting the former Cute Kip. Billy Gunn tries to enter the ring, but the referee holds him back. Velvet low blows Anarquia whilst the referee's back is turner. She makes the tag to Gunn who enters the ring and hits the Fame Asser on Anarquia for the 3 count.

After the commercial break, La Résistance (Rob Conway & Sylvan Grenier) make their way to the ring. Rob Conway grabs a microphone from ringside, "This Sunday we get a shot at the BP Tag Team Championships! La Résistance promise to entertain you everytime we're in this ring, which is why Sylvan is going to sing you all a little song!" He passes the microphone to Sylvan. Sylvan clears his throat before starting to sing, "O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot lo-" The music of the BP Tag Team Champions, European Invasion interrupts Sylvan before he can finish. René Duprée & Magnus make their way out onto the stage. Magnus calls out for a microphone and it's promptly delivered. "I don't know what offends me more. The fact that you think you're going to win these titles of ours, or Sylvan's singing voice." René takes the microphone from Magnus, "Sylvan, what has happened to you? You used to have so much class when you were riding my coattails, but now you just make a fool of yourself. Robért is making you look an idiot. It makes me sad to think that you were once one half of the greatest tag team of all time. La Résistance is no longer the greatest tag team of all time. European Invasion is the greatest tag team today, tomorrow and forever!" Magnus and Duprée make their way down to the ring. Conway and Magnus lock up in the center of the ring. Magnus sends Conway into the ropes but he shoots back and knocks Magnus down with a clothesline. Conway stomps on Magnus before running the ropes and hitting an elbow drop. Magnus makes it back to his feet and hits Tormentum out of nowhere. He covers Conway but Sylvan jumps up onto the apron to distract the referee. Magnus pushes Sylvan off the apron but Conway rolls up Magnus for the 3 count. René Duprée enters the ring but Sylvan and Conway beat him down. They hit the Bonsoir on Magnus and then cover the Tag Team Champions with the Flag of Quebec.

Next up is a 4-Way featuring tag team specialists going it alone. Paul London came out first to represent Londrick. The Funky Pharoah Amasis arrives next to represent The Osirian Portal. Hunico follows to represent Los Aviadores but he's jumped from behind by Hernandez, who is representing Mexican America. Hernandez throws Hunico into the ring and climbs in afterwards. Paul London and Amasis hit a double drop kick on Hernandez knocking him back out of the ring. Amasis knocks down London with a clothesline and celebrates with a MC Hammer shuffle. London jumps back up and hits Amasis with a dropsault. London lands on Hunico and covers him. Hernandez comes back in and breaks up the pin. He throws Hunico and Amasis out of the ring and then hits London with the Border Toss. Hernandez covers London for the victory.

After the commerical break, The Nexus (Justin Gabriel & Wade Barrett) made their way to the ring. Nigel McGuinness is out next. He steps into the ring and is immediately beaten down by The Nexus. McGuinness fights back but is hit with an enziguri by Gabriel. Nigel stumbles back into Wade Barrett who hits him Wasteland. Gabriel goes up top and hits the 450 Splash on McGuinness for the win. Booker T runs into the ring after the match and The Nexus retreat. "Hey, where you going Suckas? You think you're so tough, why not get into this ring with Nigel McGuinness and myself at Showdown in Vegas?" "Booker, you're past it. It'll be more than a pleasure to put the final nail into the coffin of your already dead career."

Co-GM Sable walks to the ring with BP United States Championship. Jason bursts through the curtain and runs down to the ring. He poses on the top rope as the fans applaud him. Randy Orton is out next and he takes his time with his entrance. The BP United States Championship Chase! Final is underway as Orton and Jason lock up. Jason forearms Orton in the face and then hits a dropkick. Jason goes up to the top rope and hits a moonsault. Orton kicks out at two. Orton gets back to his feet and kicks Jason in the ribs. He drops him with a DDT and then drops a knee across his face. Orton stomps on the limbs of his opponent. Orton covers Jason but Jason kicks out. Jason hits the Skull Snap on Orton and covers him. Orton kicks out at 2. Jason can't believe it. Jason drags Orton to his feet but receives an RKO. Orton covers Jason but he kicks out. Orton is furious. Orton backs into a corner and lines up a Punt. Orton runs towards Jason for the Punt but Jason rolls out of the way and follows up with a running crossbody. Jason goes up to the top rope but Orton jumps up there with him and hits the RKO from the top rope. He covers Jason for the victory. Sable presents Orton with the BP United States Championship. Orton holds his newly won championship above his head and then grabs an microphone. "The reason I RKO'd Jason last week, was to toughen him up. Jason is too nice and in this business you can't be. I wanted to make Jason angry and I wanted to face the best Jason yet. Tonight I did just that, and now that I've beaten him for the BP United States Championship; he should be even more angry. He should be a lot tougher. This Sunday I want to face him again. I want to face the new and improved Jason, and I want to tear the house down with him."

We're back from a commercial and Chris Jericho is standing in the set of The Hightlight Reel. Edge comes out to the ring before Jericho can say a word. Jericho lifts the microphone to his mouth. Instead of speaking his just grabs Edge and throws him into the Jeritron 5000. Jericho delivers some mounted punches before locking in the Walls of Jericho. Referees and security guards run to the ring to pull Jericho off of Edge.

The BP European Champion, 'His Royal Hotness' World's Strongest Man walks out to the ring. This Sunday he'll be facing Jayzero & Brandon in a 3-Way but tonight he'll be defend his European Championship against the fiery redhead Jessica. Jessica comes out from the crowd and blindsights the champion. She grabs a steel chair and hits World's Strongest Man with it multiple times. The referee starts to count but the champ is up at 5. She hits a dropkick which knocks World's Strongest Man to the outside. She hits the ropes and performs a Suicide Dive to the outside. The two competitors brawl to the stage area. WSM attempts to whip Jessica into a huge speaker but Jessica counters and sends him into it. She takes out his legs and then pushes the speaker ontop of 'His Royal Hotness'. WSM tries to push the speaker off of him but Jessica hits him over the head with a cinder block. The referee counts to 10 and we have a new champion. Jessica grabs her championship and then dives into the audience to celebrate her win. We take a quick commercial break.

After the break we have some women's division action. BP Women's Champion Jazz leads out her team of Michelle McCool, Melina, Molly Holly & Layla. Tiffany, Maryse, Kelly Kelly, Naomi & Lacey Von Erich. The two teams brawl and all hell breaks loose. MolLina try to double suplex Tiffany but she reverses it into a double DDT. Jazz grabs Tiffany in the Bitch Clamp but Tiffany rolls through to get the win. After the match all 10 women brawl with each other. Allies are fighting allies as they all try to gain the advantage for this Sunday's BP Women's Championship Rumble. The rest of the Women's locker room unloads and everyone is fighting. We have catfights all around the ringside area. Co-GM Roddy Piper comes out onto the stage, "This has gone far enough! It's time for punishment. Tiffany appears to have started all this so she'll be entry number one this Sunday! And The BP Women's Champion Jazz can choose any number she likes!"

Our cameras cut to the back where International Relations (Brandon & THE Tarrynator) are discussing their ring gear. Brandon says, "If we intend to keep this tag team as a permanent thing, we need to get matching gear. Something cute, yet practical. Give me your credit card and I'll get us something nice." Tarry defends his ring gear, "My ring gear has served me well for 9 months. I've won the World Championship once and European Championship twice in these tights. But if we're going to dominate the main event scene over the next few months, nay... years! Then we definitely need to look good doing it." Tarry hands over his credit card as Brandon excitedly rushes off. AJ walks up to Tarry, "So Tarry, we're trying to organise a 'get well soon' video for Tiarnán. Have you got anything to add to it?" Tarry snatches the microphone from AJ and looks into the camera, "Get well soon, you crazy bastard!" Tarry walks off as we go to our last commerical of the night.

Back from commerical, Chris Jericho walks to the ring. He's joined by International Relations (Brandon & THE Tarrynator) who enter together. Edge is out next for the opposing team and he's joined shortly after by the BP World Champion Jayzero. Burke follows and our main event kicks off. Chris Jericho goes toe-to-toe with Burke. Burke drops Jericho with a right hand and tells him, "You can't see me!" Burke hits the 5 Knuckle Shuffle and lets Jericho retreat to the corner. Tarry comes in to face his nemesis Burke. Tarry knocks Burke down with a clothesline. Tarry goes up top and drops the Bomb Scare Knee Drop to the face of Burke. Tarry locks in a figure four on the downed Burke. Burke struggles to get free. He points to someone in the crowd but Tarry shakes his head. Tarry says, "I'm not falling for that again." Burke points to the ceiling and Tarry looks up. Burke thumps Tarry in the eye and does a backwards roll to tag in Edge. Edge attempts the Spear but Tarry moves out of the way. Edge hits his shoulder on the ringpost. Tarry rolls him up but he kicks out. Tarry walks over to Brandon to tag him, but Brandon refuses. Obviously he wants to stay fresh for this Sunday. Tarry tags in Jericho who is less than happy. Jericho runs into a Spear which knocks Brandon off of the apron. The referee accepts that as a tag. Tarry rushes into the ring and hits Tarrydise of Edge. Edge rolls over to the corner and Jayzero tags himself in. Burke runs in and hits the FU on Tarry. Brandon enters the ring and hits the Booty Call on Burke. Brandon turns around gets hit with Zero Hour for the 3 count. Jayzero, Burke and Edge pose for the fans to end the show.

Tune in this Sunday for Showdown in Vegas live on PPV!

[Brandon]

Aww, Cute Kip. ♥

Nov 23, 2011 18:43:21 GMT -5 Tarry said:

Brandon says, "If we intend to keep this tag team as a permanent thing, we need to get matching gear. Something cute, yet practical. Give me your credit card and I'll get us something nice." Tarry defends his ring gear, "My ring gear has served me well for 9 months. I've won the World Championship once and European Championship twice in these tights. But if we're going to dominate the main event scene over the next few months, nay... years! Then we definitely need to look good doing it." Tarry hands over his credit card as Brandon excitedly rushes off.

You won't regret it.

[Mutant Couch]

She takes out his legs and then pushes the speaker ontop of 'His Royal Hotness'. WSM tries to push the speaker off of him but Jessica hits him over the head with a cinder block.

I love it. The cinder block seems a little rude, but otherwise it's totally how I imagine I'd have matches if I were a wrestler.

[Tarry]

The Line-Up for This Sunday's Showdown in Vegas PPV!

BP World Championship:
Jayzero © vs. World's Strongest Man vs. Brandon

Burke vs. THE Tarrynator

BP United States Championship:
Randy Orton © vs. Jason

BP Tag Team Championships:
European Invasion © vs. La Résistance

Royal Rumble Match for the BP Women's Championship Featuring: AJ Lee, Angelina Love, Ashley Massaro, Britani Knight, Jazz ©, Jessica, Jillian Hall, Joy Giovanni, Kaitlyn, Kelly Kelly, Kristal Marshall, Lacey Von Erich, Layla, Lita, Madison Rayne, Maryse, Melina, Michelle McCool, Molly Holly, Naomi, ODB, Sable, Sarita, Shelly Martinez, Sunny, Tiffany, Torrie Wilson, Trish Stratus, Velvet Sky & Winter

Ladder Match:
Edge vs. Chris Jericho

BP European Championship:
Jessica © vs. TBA

Nigel McGuinness & Booker T vs. Nexus (Wade Barrett & Justin Gabriel)

BeautifulPersons.com Exclusive Tag Team Battle Royal:
Mexican America vs. Generation Me vs. Los Aviadores vs. The Osirian Portal vs. Londrick

[Burke]

Beautiful Persons presents…Showdown In Vegas!

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[Tarry]

I regret adding a Rumble match now. I forgot that I would have to write it up. I'm up to entry 15 and it's become a proper struggle.

I doubt the write up will be up tonight, but it should be up tomorrow.

[Burke]

I just had little bullet points for my Rumble match. No way I was fucking with writing all that out, lol.

And btw, Jayzero has now officially surpassed John Cena (actually, he did it a few weeks ago) as our longest reigning BP World Champion!