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Post by Brandon on Sept 5, 2013 12:27:17 GMT -5
It's Good Morning Americaney, BitchGood Morning America has officially confirmed that Living Legend, Sensual Seductress and Enchanting Mistress Miss Britney Spears will perform on September 17.
The performance comes at the end of a stretch of "Pop Icon" appearances, including Britney fans Kathy Perry and Larry Gaga.
Her appearance on GMA marks the third time in a row that The Holy Spearit has used the early morning show to kick-off a new era, following her iconic Circus birthday fete in New York in 2008 and her electrifying Femme Fatale promo performance from the Castro District in 2011.
Will she perform? Rumors continue to swirl regarding the full extent of what's to come on September 17, although "sources" (who range from record label whistleblowers to 13-year-old Twitter trolls claiming to be in the know) suggest that the Pop Princess-turned-Queen of Pop will be performing from Vegas to announce her upcoming Live From Las Vegasney residency at Planet Hollywood – and potentially even putting in WERK BITCH while doing so.
My suggestion to you all now is to begin gathering your Spearitual rosary beads and vanilla candles. Recite psalms from the Book of Godney while pouring Christmas-scented potpourri around your home. Tie a red string around your wrists to protect yourself from evil spirits, and stay in bed watching For The Record, Britney Spears: Live From Las Vegas and Sex & The City on repeat.
Please Godney, let us all survive The Almighty Countdown to September 17.  11 DAYS.
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Post by Burke on Sept 5, 2013 15:56:33 GMT -5
This video is great.
The song is starting to win me over too.
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Post by Brandon on Sept 7, 2013 15:37:07 GMT -5
Katy Perry Dethrones Robin Thicke Atop Hot 100 Katy Perry's 'Roar' rises 2-1, snapping the 12-week reign of Robin Thicke's 'Blurred Lines,' featuring T.I. and Pharrell.
"Roar" becomes Perry's eighth Hot 100 No. 1. She first led with "I Kissed a Girl," which began a seven-week command (her longest) the week of July 5, 2008. In that span, Perry has quickly scaled the list of the women with the most No. 1s in the chart's 55-year history. Among female soloists, only Mariah Carey (18), Madonna, Rihanna (12 each), Whitney Houston (11) and Janet Jackson (10) have totaled more leaders. Among all artists, Perry is one of just 16 acts with at least eight No. 1s; the Beatles lead with 20 Hot 100 toppers.
"Roar" ushers in Perry's third Capitol Records album, "Prism," due Oct. 22. The lead singles from her prior two studio sets likewise topped the Hot 100: "Kissed," the first track from "One of the Boys," and "California Gurls" (featuring Snoop Dogg), the first of five No. 1s from 2010's "Teenage Dream." (The latter release became the first by a woman, and only the second among all acts after Michael Jackson's "Bad" (1987-88), to generate five Hot 100 leaders.)
Katy. Ha power. 
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Post by Brandon on Sept 7, 2013 20:44:48 GMT -5
Britney Is Putting In Werk At A Video Shoot Right Now, BitchHUSH. JUST. STOP.
Somewhere in California, the Legendary Miss Britney Spears is shooting a music video.
After getting in the zone (REFERENCE) at a dance studio yesterday, the Phonography Phenomenon took to Twitter to bless the Britney Army/Spearitual Platoon/Godney Air Force/Slaves 'n' Bitches with a quick tweet from the set of a video shoot today.
What's she shooting? Hmm...
If I had to guess, I'd say it was for a new single called "Werk Bitch." But um, I mean... I'm just guessing.
All I know is that she better...
 WERK BITCH.
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Post by Burke on Sept 7, 2013 20:53:04 GMT -5
Slaves "n" Bitches is my new favourite term for Britney fans.
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Post by Burke on Sept 9, 2013 13:18:34 GMT -5
Britney Spears Gives 'Dirty, Flirty' Sneak Peek Of New VideoBritney Spears is still about a week away from her big September 17 announcement, but over the weekend she got fans hyped for her next single, which, based on some well-placed hints, is most likely called "Work Bitch."
The pop princess took to social media to tweet from the set of the video, giving her fans tiny teases about what they should expect from the clip. On Saturday she tweeted, "Hot day on set...  A little dirty, little flirty, danced my ASS off. Stoked for tomorrow!" She then tweeted out a still of herself posing in a yellow and black bra with long, black gloves.
She was also on set on Sunday, giving fans a behind-the-scenes photo in which she posed in a skimpy blue bikini and towering black heels in a trailer. Little is known about the concept for the video, but she did reveal a bit about the location. She wrote, "Gonna get my tan on in the desert in between shots on the #WorkBitch set today. It's HOT out here people!!!! #desert #heatwave #WorkBitchDay2."
"Work Bitch" could be the rumored lead single off Brit's eighth studio album, the follow-up to 2011's Femme Fatale. For this next album, Spears has hit the studio with A-listers including longtime Madonna producer William Orbit, Sia, Hit-Boy and will.i.am, who has collaborated with Spears several times in the past. Previously, Spears shared that this release would be her "most personal album ever." And Brit fans, get ready. On September 17 she's not only slated to make some kind of announcement, but she will also appear on "Good Morning America." |
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Post by Brandon on Sept 9, 2013 16:01:38 GMT -5
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Post by Tarry on Sept 13, 2013 11:07:54 GMT -5
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Post by Burke on Sept 13, 2013 13:18:38 GMT -5
That song is pretty great. Britney's new single is out Monday.  I know "it's Britney, bitch" has been like her catchphrase for years now but it's still kinda weird for me to hear sweet, innocent Britney Spears talking trash like that or giving her songs these naughty titles. I'm still in shock over that video where she kept saying fuck you to people. |
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Post by Brandon on Sept 15, 2013 5:52:07 GMT -5
I know "it's Britney, bitch" has been like her catchphrase for years now but it's still kinda weird for me to hear sweet, innocent Britney Spears talking trash like that or giving her songs these naughty titles.  Speaking of Work Bitch, it has FINALLY LEAKED: shutupplzthx.tumblr.com/post/61289653061/work-bitch-hqI would have gotten this to you all sooner but I had to stop and listen to it 27 times first. You want a Lamborghini?
Sip martinis?
Look hot in a bikini?
You better work, bitch.
Now get to work, bitch. |
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Post by Burke on Sept 15, 2013 11:03:03 GMT -5
I was worried when I heard will.i.am was producing the song.
I like the song though. He's a good producer as long as he's not also singing/rapping on the song. He ruined that Scream & Shout song for me. At least this time he left it all to Britney.
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Post by Brandon on Sept 15, 2013 12:34:21 GMT -5
General Reception to Work Bitch:Work Bitch's leak is already more iconic than Roar's leak.
If you are not blasting Work Bitch. You are the only one.
Britney deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for helping the world's unemployment rate drop to 0 with the release of Work Bitch. Now everybody get to work, bitch.
DUMB SINGERS SINGING ABOUT ROARING AND APPLAUSING WHEN BRIT IS TELLING LAZY SHITS TO GET TO WORK. A REAL LEADER. #SPEARS2016
Lady Gaga: You were born this way, baby.
Katy Perry: I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar.
P!nk: You are fuckin' perfect, to me.
Britney Spears: YOU WANT A LAMBORGHINI, SIP MARTINIS, LOOK HOT IN A BIKINI? YOU BETTER WORK BITCH.
WORK BITCH MAKES ME WANT TO GO RUN 15 MILES AND THEN BUILD A HOUSE AND THEN END WORLD HUNGER AND THEN DRIVE TO VEGAS AT 150 MPH AND GRIND ON BOYS IN THE CLUB WHILE ROLLING ON ECSTASY
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Post by Brandon on Sept 25, 2013 18:38:01 GMT -5
Jessica Simpson Needs To Make Music, According to Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson, sister to Ashlee and singer of "A Public Affair," tweeted something rather unexpected this evening.
Yes, you read that correctly: "I need to make music."
"Need."
Jessica Simpson doesn't simply want to make new music. She needs to. She yearns for melodies. She craves beats. She thirsts for the familiar feel of a giant pair of headphones slipping onto her head as she croons sweet, sweet tunes into a microphone.
Not since 2010's ill-fated Happy Christmas, which included the Tricky Stewart & The-Dream-produced "Kiss Me Before Christmas," has Jessica Simpson made any moves in the music industry.
But what does all this (and by "all this," I mean "this single tweet at 1 in the morning") even mean? Did Ashlee accidentally log into her sister's Twitter account? Did Jessica send out a delirious sleep-tweet after dealing with her brand new baby boy Ace all day? Is wishing for more J. Simpson music the sweetest sin — or is it simply irresistible?
Yes, the shoe line is madly successful, as are the perfumes (I myself swear by Fancy by Jessica Simpson) and the weight-loss endorsement deals — but now it's time to get back in there and give us a follow-up to "With You." Or "Push Your Tush."
An eager world awaits.
Could the return of the one-true songstress of our generation be upon us?  |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Sept 26, 2013 0:23:40 GMT -5
I have to be honest. I love her shoes. I was hesitant, but then they were on sale at Macys. They're cute and I haven't broken a strap or a heel yet.
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A little dirty, little flirty, danced my ASS off. Stoked for tomorrow!" She then tweeted out a still of herself posing in a yellow and black bra with long, black gloves.
