Grand Theft Auto

[Burke]

I bought a bunch of Life Invader shares because I figured after what you do to the company early in the game their shares would have been rock bottom. Then I planned on waiting for their stock price to gradually go back up before selling my shares hopefully for a huge profit. Only problem is I'm pretty sure they're never going to go back up at this point. I'm not that great of an investor really.

Has anyone taken the Vinewood sightseeing tour bus thing?

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Yes, it was hilarious. I'm happy they pointed out the Scientology center too, cause then I went back and killed them all in their stupid baby blue sweaters

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Grand Theft Auto Online includes over 500 missions

Rockstar has released new details of Grand Theft Auto 5's expansive multiplayer mode, GTA Online.

Set after the main campaign, the offering will include more than 500 missions, Game Informer reported.

Almost all activities from the game's single-player mode will be present, including heists, hijacking, robberies, racing and assaulting gang hideouts. Should you tire of lawbreaking, tennis, golf and base jumping will also be available.

Your world will be populated by friends and crew members, then other nearby players at a similar level. It'll also be inhabited by a number of faces from GTA5's story, such as a car dealer that you can sell stolen motors to.

Performing jobs for different groups will offer rewards. Befriend the biker gangs and they'll turn up to support you during missions. Pal around with a tech-savvy character and he'll remove you from the radar during missions. And a friendly security firm can arrange for airstrikes.

GTA Online will notice which types of missions you prefer and offer more of the same type based on your tastes.

There's even a passive mode to avoid being attacked by other players - but this will be automatically disabled if you fire a weapon.

Grand Theft Auto 5 launches worldwide next Tuesday, while GTA Online goes live on 1st October.

I'm never going outside again

Also, we need to make a Beautiful Persons crew

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Also, IGN answered our prayers:

www.ign.com/wikis/gta-5/How_to_Make_Money_in_GTA_5

Bout to take a trip to the airport

[Burke]

Yeah, we need to create a BP crew before online starts.

I love all the little animations for when you switch between characters. They must have created dozens and dozens of them because you hardly ever see the same one twice. My favourite so far is switching to Trevor and he wakes up on the beach in his underwear right at the very edge of the map with a bunch of dead bodies next to him. And then there was another one where he was somehow hanging off a balcony.

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You're welcome

[Burke]

Nice.

I've been using that shipwreck money tip for like the last 15 minutes and I'm only up about $500,000. It'll take forever to get $150M. I'm going to try find a less boring way to make that money.

Has anyone else sacrificed anyone to that crazy cult group hidden up in the mountains when playing as Trevor? I did then went in and killed them all. I laughed at all the guys walking around with their dicks out.

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I did to a couple douchebags. The couple that was having sex in the backseat and the rich boy that cheated on his girlfriend. I didn't go in after them tho. I don't wanna know what goes on in that place.

I tried doing the stock market thing and sabotaging the competition but it didn't work. Idk what I was doing wrong. I'll never make that money :\

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Went to rob my regular liqueur store that I've made my bitch, but the clerk was ready this time. He pulled a shotgun on me so I reacted accordingly and pulled the trigger.

That's the last time I rob a liqueur store with a grenade launcher...

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Omg, I punched a guy at the airport and got a one star wanted level. I was surrounded by cops so I was like whatever and let them catch me to see what happens when you get busted in this game. Assholes filled me with bullets. For punching a guy. Nice to see they have the LAPD accurately depicted

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Sept 22, 2013 19:11:27 GMT -5 Jayzero said:

Went to rob my regular liqueur store that I've made my bitch, but the clerk was ready this time. He pulled a shotgun on me so I reacted accordingly and pulled the trigger.

That's the last time I rob a liqueur store with a grenade launcher...

I didn't read the thread title and just assumed you meant in real life. I was all ready to send you sexually explicit pictures of my feet and everything.

[Burke]

Post your selfies!

[Burke]

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Sept 21, 2013 14:45:46 GMT -5 Burke said:

Holy shit.

The Coyote Cross Country Triathlon. TWENTY NINE minutes it took to finish.

I did it in twenty-eight

[Burke]

Mount Chiliad may be the greatest creation ever in a video game. It’s so damn huge and the view from the top is crazy. I tried to climb it on foot (without using the bicycle paths) and kept tumbling down the hills and being attacked by all the wild animals up in that area. Screw those crazy panther things.