Post by Jayzero on Jun 16, 2020 15:44:50 GMT -5
Since we're probably never gonna do BPW ever again, figured I'd make a thread where we can jot down ideas that pop into our head if we still had it going. Cause why not? Doesn't have to be time specific or be in chronological order, so people we claim are champions don't have to be the same. It's literally just random thoughts and ideas to put out into the universe.
Jayzero tries to cheat his way back into the BPW World Title picture by feuding with the current champion, Roman Reigns. He takes on a protege in the debuting rookie Austin Theory, saying he sees him as a future star, but everybody knows its just for superficial reasons. Austin Theory takes many, many spears for Jayzero.
Brandon starts a fling with the new Latin lover on the scene, Angel Garza, and they become a tag team, complete with matching tearaway pants. Brandon even teaches Garza how to perform his signature Asstastic, which he dubs the "Culoco." Burke is the first victim.
King Tarry and King Corbin have a battle for the throne in an epic cinematic battle shot on the Universal Studios backlot, complete with their own armies and special effects. The match ends with Corbin about to plunge a sword into a fallen Tarry's chest, but a dragon breaks through the stain glass window and swallows Corbin whole like the end of Shrek. Despite dying, Corbin returns the next week on Friday Night Bitch Fight claiming Tarry's win was bullshit.
Jessica decides she's tired of BPW Womens Champion Becky Lynch's shit, so she trains with Natalya to get rid of her ring rust and become the best she's been in the ring. Natalya takes most of the screen time during the training segments, and refers to Planet Fitness as the Neidhard Dungeon.
Jason starts a feud/friendship with Jake Atlas for being a boring representation of the LGBT community, and tries to fix his shit and make him actually interesting.
Jayzero tries to cheat his way back into the BPW World Title picture by feuding with the current champion, Roman Reigns. He takes on a protege in the debuting rookie Austin Theory, saying he sees him as a future star, but everybody knows its just for superficial reasons. Austin Theory takes many, many spears for Jayzero.
Brandon starts a fling with the new Latin lover on the scene, Angel Garza, and they become a tag team, complete with matching tearaway pants. Brandon even teaches Garza how to perform his signature Asstastic, which he dubs the "Culoco." Burke is the first victim.
King Tarry and King Corbin have a battle for the throne in an epic cinematic battle shot on the Universal Studios backlot, complete with their own armies and special effects. The match ends with Corbin about to plunge a sword into a fallen Tarry's chest, but a dragon breaks through the stain glass window and swallows Corbin whole like the end of Shrek. Despite dying, Corbin returns the next week on Friday Night Bitch Fight claiming Tarry's win was bullshit.
Jessica decides she's tired of BPW Womens Champion Becky Lynch's shit, so she trains with Natalya to get rid of her ring rust and become the best she's been in the ring. Natalya takes most of the screen time during the training segments, and refers to Planet Fitness as the Neidhard Dungeon.
Jason starts a feud/friendship with Jake Atlas for being a boring representation of the LGBT community, and tries to fix his shit and make him actually interesting.
