Official John Cena Movies Thread

[Burke]

So I don't have to make new threads all the time.

variety.com/2016/film/news/leslie-mann-john-cena-ike-barinholtz-comedy-pact-1201927676/

Leslie Mann, Ike Barinholtz, and John Cena are set to star in Kay Cannon’s directorial debut, “The Pact.”

The film follows three parents who, upon discovering that their daughters have made a pact to lose their virginities on prom night, go out and try and stop them before it’s too late.

This could be hilarious.

[Brandon]

Nope.

[Tarry]

Why does that one guy look like a hick version of Mark Wahlberg?

[Burke]

Nov 30, 2016 12:54:04 GMT -5 Tarry said:

Why does that one guy look like a hick version of Mark Wahlberg?

Look, I'll have no hating on Cena in this thread. He doesn't look that bad.

[Burke]

He has another movie that's coming out in March. And he's getting co-starring roles now and not just cameos so he'll probably be around even less next year. I just hope he's at least available for WM season and a match with Undertaker.

"The Wall" is a deadly psychological thriller that follows two soldiers pinned down by an Iraqi sniper, with nothing but a crumbling wall between them. Their fight becomes as much a battle of will and wits as it is of lethally accurate marksmanship. Directed by Doug Liman ("Mr. & Mrs. Smith," “The Bourne Ultimatum,” “Edge of Tomorrow”), “The Wall” stars Aaron Taylor Johnson (“Nocturnal Animals,” “Kick-Ass,” “Savages” “Godzilla,” “Avengers: Age of Ultron”) and WWE star John Cena (“Trainwreck,” “Sisters,” “Daddy’s Home”).

This might be the first one I'll see because it sounds good and not just because The Champ is in it.

[Burke]

I'll probably make my nephew watch this with me.

[Burke]

www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/john-cena-joins-transformers-spinoff-bumblebee-1025411

Good for him. Fuck Bumblebee though. How'd he get his own movie and not Optimus Prime/Hot Rod/Megatron? This'll be shit even if Michael Bay isn't directing.

[Brandon]

So Mark Wahlberg didn't wanna come back and they got the budget version.

[Burke]

I watched The Wall last night. It was good.

SPOILER: Click to show

Cena dies after like half an hour but his corpse is still around for the rest of the movie since it's all set in one location. Well it seems like it's a corpse but then it's revealed near the end that he's still breathing and he tries to take out the bad guy, but then he dies for real this time.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson was great in Nocturnal Animals and he's good here as well, having to carry a lot of the movie himself with Cena playing dead and the other guy only being heard via radio.

[Burke]

Great news for MC, Cena is in talks to star as Michael Knight in a comedic Knight Rider movie with Kevin Hart doing the voice of KITT.

Cena and The Rock out here stealing all of David Hasselhoff's iconic roles.

[Brandon]

That somehow sounds even worse than Baywatch.

[Mutant Couch]

I will start tearing Cena merchandise off of children if this happens. I'm offended.

[Tarry]

Aug 21, 2017 15:08:48 GMT -5 Mutant Couch said:

I will start tearing Cena merchandise off of children if this happens. I'm offended.

You're gonna end up on some kind of list.

[Mutant Couch]

I realized after that I should have specified hats.

[Burke]

www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/john-cena-talks-star-video-game-adaptation-duke-nukem-1077194

He obviously wants to follow in Rocky's footsteps since he had Doom as his decade plus past relevance video game turned into movie bomb.

I don't even see how you can do a Duke Nukem movie in this day and age. It was funny because of how offensive it was. I doubt they'd let it go so far now though.