NXT TakeOver: Dallas

[Burke]

NXT Championship – Finn Bálor© vs. Samoa Joe


NXT Women’s Championship – Bayley© vs. Asuka


NXT Tag Team Championship – The Revival© vs. American Alpha


Sami Zayn vs. Shinsuke Nakamura


Austin Aries vs. Baron Corbin

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Let's go Corbin!

Is that start time right, btw? I thought it would start the same time as WWE PPV's do (1am my time) and that was already late enough. I'll have to wait until tomorrow to watch this then. I subscribed to the network a day early for no reason.

I love Bayley but I think it'll be funny if she gets completely killed by Asuka, Lesnar/Cena SummerSlam 2014 style, and there are distraught fans in the crowd.

[Mutant Couch]

Nakamura vs. El Generico is basically a dream match.

[Tarry]

Okay, but why is Asuka wearing a thong over her trunks?

[Brandon]

Apr 1, 2016 22:38:49 GMT -5 Tarry said:

Okay, but why is Asuka wearing a thong over her trunks?

Yeah I've been meaning to have a talk with MC about this for a while now.

Get your girl.

[Mutant Couch]

I see. Superman wears his underwear outside his tights and nobody complains* but Asuka can't wear an animal print thong outside her Lisa Frank trunks.

Honestly, I just assumed she sold them to business men and didn't want those creepos to actually have something that touched her vagina. I could just be being racist because she's Asian though.


*well right now

[Burke]

I can't take Finn Balor seriously at all.

[Brandon]

Apr 2, 2016 10:55:32 GMT -5 Burke said:

I can't take Finn Balor seriously at all.

Astrozombie

[Mutant Couch]

Honestly, Astro probably doesn't want you to like him anyway.

[Tarry]

Apr 1, 2016 13:23:35 GMT -5 Burke said:

I love Bayley but I think it'll be funny if she gets completely killed by Asuka, Lesnar/Cena SummerSlam 2014 style, and there are distraught fans in the crowd.

It wasn't as one-sided as that but it still had the result you wanted:

Bayley Superfan Izzy and her parents were in the crowd for WWE NXT "Takeover: Dallas" and had a WWE cameraman shooting them. After Bayley lost the title to Asuka, Izzy started crying and tried to run to the ring but her parents stopped her. The family then left their seats, according to fans in attendance.

Sounds like she had a rough day at Axxess yesterday, because they also accused her of stealing from the WrestleMania Store for Swerved. Poor Izzy.

[Burke]

Apr 2, 2016 14:51:22 GMT -5 Tarry said:

Sounds like she had a rough day at Axxess yesterday, because they also accused her of stealing from the WrestleMania Store for Swerved. Poor Izzy.

Lol, that is fucked up.

[Mutant Couch]

We all know Astro set that in motion right? He was getting payback from when Izzy fangirled over Balor.

[Brandon]

wtf is izzy?

[Mutant Couch]

Her.

[Brandon]

Yeah, she's annoying.

[Astrozombie]

Apr 2, 2016 10:55:32 GMT -5 Burke said:

I can't take Finn Balor seriously at all.