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Post by Burke on Jul 19, 2014 2:44:43 GMT -5
I took Willow out for something to eat and she chastised me for the outfit I was wearing. Meanwhile, this bitch has worn the same thing to every date we've been on and you don't hear me complaining. Well, not to her face anyway.
This game is kinda infuriating but I'm too far gone and I refuse to stop now until I'm the number one celebrity. I'm already A-list but I'm only number 69 or something. I'm going to force myself to keep going until I'm at the very top.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 19, 2014 17:03:12 GMT -5
Mal and I killin y'all's careers.  |
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Post by Burke on Jul 19, 2014 17:19:19 GMT -5
I'm trying to teach my guy to do the ole John Cena you can't see me hand wave.  He's a slow learner. |
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Post by Brandon on Jul 19, 2014 17:57:27 GMT -5
To me you look ridiculous.
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Post by Burke on Jul 19, 2014 18:03:37 GMT -5
Well, you and Willow Pape agree on at least one thing then.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 19, 2014 21:26:10 GMT -5
I want to give Burke a makeover.  |
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Post by Astrozombie on Jul 20, 2014 1:25:46 GMT -5
 I'd been meaning to post this, but I wanted to at least be on the A-List before I showed anyone here cause you're all so far ahead (not that it's a race or anything). Actually it kinda is a race, me and a few coworkers have a competition between us to see who gets to number one first, I'm in second place so far, right behind this girl: |
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Post by Burke on Jul 20, 2014 7:03:13 GMT -5
I want to give Burke a makeover. As long as you don't make me wear a hat. I hate hats. |
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Post by Brandon on Jul 20, 2014 15:18:07 GMT -5
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Post by Brandon on Jul 20, 2014 20:21:51 GMT -5
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Post by Brandon on Jul 21, 2014 15:09:26 GMT -5
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Post by Brandon on Jul 21, 2014 17:55:56 GMT -5
Finally filming my sex tape with Burke today. <3  |
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Post by Burke on Jul 22, 2014 12:34:41 GMT -5
Finally filming my sex tape with Burke today. <3 I was under the impression we were making a low budget indie thriller. |
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Post by Burke on Jul 25, 2014 18:52:13 GMT -5
I know everyone’s busy crucifying Willow but why isn’t Ray Powers hate more of a thing?
This asshole always acts nice to me when I give him interviews then he ends up publishing stories shitting on me and makes me lose fans.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jul 25, 2014 23:44:38 GMT -5
This app is failing to provide me with the sort of relationship I need. I'm waiting for Simon to leave his wife and put me up in style.
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