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Post by Brandon on Jul 11, 2014 21:15:02 GMT -5
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Post by Brandon on Jul 12, 2014 21:49:51 GMT -5
Kim Kardashian's iPhone Game On Track to Make $200 MILLION This YearKim Kardashian's video game — Kim Kardashian Hollywood, a humiliatingly addictive iPhone app in which you mostly buy outfits and stand around in various fashionable locales whilst virtual people throw wads of cash at you — may generate up to $200 MILLION THIS YEAR, via in-app purchases. This is not a drill.
I am not going to say anything judgmental about this, because, as the old adage goes, "Let she who has not drunkenly spent $5 procuring more Kardashian Energy in order to complete a virtual photoshoot cast the first stone."
Mogul. 
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jul 12, 2014 22:37:09 GMT -5
Oops. I just got knocked from the C list to the D list, because Willow Pape is a cunt. Oh well, my first nude photo shoot will be going live soon, I'm sure it'll make up for it.
Also, that baseball player is a bit of a bitch. He dumped me because I couldn't be bothered to talk to him frequently enough? Lame.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 12, 2014 22:43:17 GMT -5
I'm saving up for my third home. I'm thinking a beach house in Miami or Punta Mita.
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Post by Burke on Jul 13, 2014 6:14:57 GMT -5
I just got knocked from the C list to the D list, because Willow Pape is a cunt. Not cool. That's my girl. And I just spent 8 energy points on her to make her change her mind about dumping me so this relationship is obviously built on solid ground. |
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Post by Burke on Jul 13, 2014 9:40:39 GMT -5
You're still dating that E-Lister? I thought you were joking but I checked and she's actually D-List rn (I'm B). Screw her now. I'll date up or across but not down. |
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Post by Burke on Jul 14, 2014 13:30:35 GMT -5
Willow Pape has to be the most hated celebrity of 2014.  |
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Post by Brandon on Jul 15, 2014 9:59:25 GMT -5
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Post by Burke on Jul 15, 2014 12:11:19 GMT -5
Don't you just hate when your energy bar is full and you happen to tap a tree or something and energy comes out and you're like, "No! I don't need it right now!"
Then when you do need it everything BUT energy comes out when you tap things and you're left walking around like a bum looking for change, desperate to find energy somewhere.
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Post by Tarry on Jul 15, 2014 18:21:34 GMT -5
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Post by Brandon on Jul 15, 2014 20:51:10 GMT -5
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jul 17, 2014 21:31:00 GMT -5
This motherfucker...  |
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Post by Burke on Jul 18, 2014 12:15:27 GMT -5
This motherfucker... You know you still ended up getting his number though. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jul 18, 2014 21:48:53 GMT -5
So? I'll always be open to black leprechauns. Always.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 18, 2014 22:13:57 GMT -5
lol I caved and bought a star pack. my outfit cute tho.  |
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