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Post by Brandon on Aug 26, 2014 0:35:43 GMT -5
Pizza is the next best thing a man could offer me after money.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2014 0:35:56 GMT -5
Also, dudes on Tinder keep offering me pizza. Jay, you behind this?  |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Aug 26, 2014 0:49:57 GMT -5
Pizza is the next best thing a man could offer me after money. Third. Dick always comes first unless we're talking more than six digits. Also, you know you're not taking some sixty year old dude up on his offer of a pizza party. Although, I kind of want to just for a laugh. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Aug 26, 2014 22:04:06 GMT -5
I ended up attempting to go on a date with someone I met through one of these things. It was so bad. He called me sweetheart at least 20 times. I thought I was visiting a nursing home. He also attempted to order for me. Bitch, if you can't even remember my name how the hell do you think it's okay to order for me? He also had really small hands and I kept getting distracted.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 26, 2014 23:00:02 GMT -5
Did you at least get free food out of it?
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Post by Mutant Couch on Aug 27, 2014 21:10:44 GMT -5
Depends on how you define free.  Seriously, I had to spend two hours with the guy. I would have preferred to pay and ate alone. |
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Post by Brandon on Aug 27, 2014 21:40:30 GMT -5
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Post by Tiarnán on Aug 28, 2014 12:23:06 GMT -5
I've given up on these. Reached my last straw when two people recognised me from it in succession in the middle of the day.
That said I met a lovely guy from one and the two dates have gone quite well so who knows? =]
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Post by Mutant Couch on Sept 1, 2014 15:16:42 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2014 15:54:45 GMT -5
My god. He's your soul mate.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Sept 1, 2014 16:56:55 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2014 16:58:51 GMT -5
Am I invited to the wedding? I've always wanted to go to a wedding at a race track.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Sept 1, 2014 17:05:04 GMT -5
Am I invited to the wedding? I've always wanted to go to a wedding at a race track. Sure, we'll be sure to have that driver who hit and killed the other driver present. You did want to cross the track, right? |
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Post by Burke on Sept 7, 2014 16:01:46 GMT -5
I saw an ad for a farmers only dating site. Just making you all aware that those exist.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2014 16:10:31 GMT -5
Oh, while you're in America, put on Comedy Central after midnight and you'll see all the ads for weird dating sites.
The Farmer one
BlackPeopleMeet.com
Cougar Life
The one with the Asian women who are willing to be your sex slave for a green card
There's one just for old people
the commercial where the girl says she wants you to pull out your *** and *** her ***
and of course the creepiest one, Christian Mingle
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