Official Hook-up App/Online Dating thread: Grindr/Tinder/etc

[Brandon]

[Mutant Couch]

Jay, you forgot the best one.

[Mutant Couch]

www.clownpassions.com/seeme/phonebook1125.html?from=popularity

Fizzle, I need you to take care of that for me.

[Brandon]

[Brandon]

- HIV Positive Teacher Uses Grindr to Have Sex with Minor

An HIV-positive music teacher used gay hookup app Grindr to meet a 15-year-old boy who he used for unprotected sex.
Roger 'Joe' Kessler, 43, was charged with sexual assault after he was caught sneaking out of the home of the teenager in McKinney, Texas.
Kessler, who teaches at Richardson ISD Academy, admitted to having sex with the underage boy at least four times, including unprotected sex once, WFAA reported.

The teenager's mom called police on Wednesday to report a burglary when she spotted Kessler trying to leave her home through the backyard, She detained him until McKinney Police arrived and arrested Kessler on the felony charge, and he was booked into Collin County Jail on a $250,000 bond.

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www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2757533/HIV-positive-music-teacher-used-gay-dating-app-Grindr-unprotected-sex-15-year-old-boy.html

What desperate twink would do this to themselves? And four times at that? It gets better girls, just wait.

I hope he didn't contract the virus.

[Mutant Couch]

I'm trying to get my cousin to download Tinder so I can see the hilarity that will ensue. He looks kind of like Harry Styles and I'm anticipating great things. I'm sure his girlfriend won't mind.

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Grindr scared the shit out of me

[Burke]

Do you like pro wrestling? Are you having trouble finding a significant other who appreciates Dolph Ziggler’s workrate as much as you do? Can’t find anyone on Match.com to be the sexual Virgil to your Million Dollar Man of love?

Get ready for TagMeADate.com, the Internet’s first dating site for wrestling fans, set to launch on Tuesday October 14th. That’s almost a week and a half before Hell In A Cell, which should work out well for a bunch of weird, budding romances. The site’s tagline is “wrestling night just became date night,” which would be easier if wrestling didn’t air on Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and some Sundays. Suggested slogan: “Tuesday is the only day you’re allowed to be by yourself.”

TagMeADate CEO and founder (and, I’m assuming, executive vice president of talent relations) Steven Glenwick recently spoke with Manhattan Digest about the site. No, he didn’t start it with WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MANHATTAN DIGEST.

“The basic concept of this site is to connect people that share a similar passion of professional wrestling. I, along with the rest of my employees, have been life-long wrestling fans. This is our main passion and we are quite proud of that! I’ve been fortunate enough to meet the woman that would later be my wife, and learn on the first date that she was a wrestling fan. I want the same thing for all single wrestling fans. How great would it be to find someone that shares that very same passion?

“What makes our site different from the rest is that it mostly centers on wrestling-related questions. Our Q&A is much shorter and to the point and removed are many questions we feel are redundant, petty, and downright too personal that many other sites do. Our site will allow people to find matches based on questions such as favorite wrestler, favorite manager, and favorite tag team. We also provide space for users to talk about what drove them to wrestling and to discuss the experiences of any live events they may have been to.”

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tagmeadate.com/

Someone has to be our Guinea pig and sign up.

[Brandon]

I'm willing to bet more than half of the men will have neck beards.

Probably some of the women, too.

[Mutant Couch]

I'm signing up now and it's really embarrassing. You're either a man or a diva. Then it proceeds to ask all your favorites as far as wrestling goes. It didn't even give an option to use a picture. Probably for the best, honestly. Also, that was just pre-registration. I can't meet my soulmate until the 14th.

[Tarry]

Somebody post the list of questions it asks you.

[Mutant Couch]

Favorite Wrestler
Favorite Entrance
Favorite Catchphrase
Favorite Tag Team
Favorite Manager
If you could be any wrestler who would you be?
How many weeks a month do you watch wrestling?
What days of the week?
Do you follow Indy wrestling?
Do you watch PPVs?
Have you ever been to a PPV?
If yes, describe it.
What's your earliest wrestling memory?

It's literally just questions Burke has already asked us. Which seems pretty shady now. Burke, if you wanted to go out you could have just asked.

[Brandon]

[Astrozombie]

Can you not go offline on grindr anymore? Like literally the amount of faceless messages I get after 10pm is aggravating. Also cause I don't need this shit on when I'm at work lol