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Post by Brandon on Mar 26, 2017 3:34:16 GMT -5
I relate to that so hard. So, so very hard.
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Post by Brandon on Apr 17, 2017 13:12:07 GMT -5
So my friend texted me last night and told me that one of his friends asked if he knew me after seeing me on his Snapchat story a few weeks ago ( slapping his phone out of his hand 💀).  |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Apr 17, 2017 14:19:53 GMT -5
Is your mom going around showing single guys pictures of you or is this guy a complete stalker? Either way, I'm sorry.
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Post by Brandon on Apr 17, 2017 23:24:15 GMT -5
The former. The gag is, I've already been talking to a guy for a couple of months now, but my God. He's so fucking clingy and I don't think I can do it anymore. We had plans today and I almost cancelled on him because I didn't feel like driving that far, but I also had nearby dinner plans with a co-worker who's moving to North Carolina this week, so I decided to hangout with him for a couple of hours first to not break our agreement and it was awful. I pretty much just played Pokémon GO the whole time since we were downtown. And then when I was on my way home I got a notification that he 'liked' my "I'm here." text, and then he sent me a text saying that that was his favorite text to receive. 😷 Then he sent me a snap that said he was glad he got to see me today. THEN he asked me if I wanted to drive to the town where I work about five hours earlier than I need to and go to the vet with him in the morning. Wtf. No, fool, I'ma be sleepin. Like I've been conflicted because I'm gonna be 28 this month and life is just so expensive and I don't wanna be in my 30's living paycheck to paycheck without being able to save for the future, or having a roommate, and he has a really good job and his own house and a new car and he offers to pay for everything and the thought of settling for financial security is very tempting but Jesus. And he's actually very attractive, but I'm not even turned on by him because I'm so grossed out by the clinginess. And it's such a sick joke, because I swear, men are either totally noncommittal and lose interest after a week, or smother you. I've yet to counter anything in between. EDIT: He just sent another text asking if I'm awake.  |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Apr 19, 2017 15:43:12 GMT -5
 Burke, is this your kink? |
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Post by Jayzero on Apr 23, 2017 16:17:43 GMT -5
So a couple of you know this, but I was dating an actor for a few months, but he was a tit-face at times so we got into a fight and stopped talking. We hung out yesterday tho and caught up, and he's moving because as soon as we broke up he got a TV show and an H&M modeling deal and has 30k in his bank account rn.  We squashed our issues tho and are back to being friendly, so maybe I can at least get an entourage situation out of this if his show takes off. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Apr 23, 2017 16:57:04 GMT -5
Let me track down my exes numbers and drunk text them real quick.
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Post by Brandon on Apr 24, 2017 11:51:01 GMT -5
If it makes you feel any better, he probably would've broken up with you anyways.
lol I don't mean that personally, it's just that that's usually the way those stories go.
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Post by Jayzero on Apr 24, 2017 14:17:32 GMT -5
If he gets big enough to pull off the "I'm too big for you" routine I'm going to TMZ with my saved snaps.
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Post by Brandon on Apr 24, 2017 14:53:01 GMT -5
That is a joke, right?  |
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Post by Jayzero on Apr 24, 2017 15:19:13 GMT -5
For now..  |
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Post by Mutant Couch on May 8, 2017 0:10:16 GMT -5
What am I supposed to do with that?
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Post by Brandon on May 9, 2017 0:26:18 GMT -5
I'm TOO good at being able to find people on Facebook with nothing more than a first name.
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Post by Mutant Couch on May 21, 2017 1:04:34 GMT -5
Which one of you assholes is trying to Catfish me as Burke?  |
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Post by Brandon on May 21, 2017 2:19:56 GMT -5
I have to respect his honesty.
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