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Post by Mutant Couch on Nov 6, 2016 21:54:17 GMT -5
I just got this message:
"Wat would u send/do
1 ass
2 pussy
3 tits
4 bj
5 sex
6 full body
7 face"
What does this even mean?
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Post by Mutant Couch on Dec 3, 2016 5:00:48 GMT -5
I think my priorities are a little messed up. I ended a date prematurely because he was wearing a Michigan jersey. There's no excuse for that level of debauchery. On the other hand I went on multiple dates with a guy that was 100% convinced that aliens walked among us.
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Post by Burke on Jan 3, 2017 14:40:42 GMT -5
Braun Strowman is on Tinder, if anyone's interested.  |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 3, 2017 16:22:15 GMT -5
nty
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Post by Brandon on Jan 3, 2017 17:31:50 GMT -5
Living in Orlando, Mal has matched with so many NXT guys and always sends me screenshots of their thirsty messages lol.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 3, 2017 20:12:49 GMT -5
I want Nakamura to be one of those guys so bad.
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Post by Tarry on Jan 4, 2017 10:15:42 GMT -5
Living in Orlando, Mal has matched with so many NXT guys and always sends me screenshots of their thirsty messages lol. Name and shame them. |
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Post by Brandon on Jan 4, 2017 11:45:51 GMT -5
Hugo Knox and Mojo Rawley were probably the most embarrassing.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 27, 2017 15:57:26 GMT -5
Oh god. I just got around to looking at messages again. This was the worst:
My vagina just closed up.
There were several "Trump's President want to fuck away our sorrows?" type messages. You guys didn't tell me that was a thing going around.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 3, 2017 2:11:50 GMT -5
I signed my cousin up for Grindr tonight while we were playing Mario Party. He gets really paranoid when he's high so I knew it would be amazing. He was so excited when he got a message immediately after finishing his profile. He was questionably into it for a supposedly hetero guy until he clicked on a profile and saw the distance was 300 feet. He was unaware of the location feature. Which is where my entertainment came in. He's under the impression that men are just going to come to his door throwing themselves at him. His ego is ridiculous.
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Post by Brandon on Feb 3, 2017 2:13:14 GMT -5
Okay but what does he look like?
EDIT: Never mind, don't tell me. I'm just going to pretend he looks like KJ Apa in Riverdale and I don't want you to ruin it.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 4, 2017 11:27:25 GMT -5
I ended up attempting to go on a date with someone I met through one of these things. It was so bad. He called me sweetheart at least 20 times. I thought I was visiting a nursing home. He also attempted to order for me. Bitch, if you can't even remember my name how the hell do you think it's okay to order for me? He also had really small hands and I kept getting distracted. I just realized this all makes it sound like I went out with Trump. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 9, 2017 23:47:02 GMT -5
Speaking of Trump. "Hi, I am huge on music, I downloaded. Tons of music videos, I can tell you about really good music" Are people now picking up Trump speech patterns? I'm not okay with this. Also, what is this even? "I'd take you out for dinner if i wasnt just a figment of your imagination" Burke. I know that was you. Nevermind, this would definitely be you.  |
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Post by Brandon on Feb 10, 2017 0:57:53 GMT -5
Ohio men wild as hell.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Mar 25, 2017 20:58:13 GMT -5
I'm really not cut out for relationships. I went to text this guy that I've kind of been seeing for several months to meet up. It was then I realized I accidentally ghosted him. I'm debating whether I should apologize or just forget about it.
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