WWE Movie Ideas

[Burke]

You’re an executive at WWE Studios. What ideas do you pitch?

I want to see Fandango in a horror movie/psychological thriller. Think Black Swan meets American Psycho. Summer Rae can be his assistant/secretary who eventually finds out too much about his troubled past and tries to stop him before he descends into complete madness.

I'd also like to see a romantic comedy starring the Bella twins, John Cena and Daniel Bryan. You already know all the awkward situations they could get themselves into.

[Tarry]

A buddy cop movie starring The Great Khali and Santino Marella.

[Brandon]

A blatant Charlie's Angels ripoff starring Natalya and the Funkadactyls. Natalya is extremely straight laced and by the book, until she gets paired with Cameron and Naomi, who turn her out and make her more fun, saving her boring marriage to Tyson Kidd in the process. Their enemies will be the Bellas and Eva Marie. Eva would be an understudy who double crosses the Bellas when the shit hits the fans, forcing them to temporarily work with Nattie and the Funkadactyls to take her out before being brought to justice themselves.

Boom. I just smashed box office records.