Post by Burke on Oct 25, 2012 14:45:49 GMT -5
Post your favourites (Google is your friend - there are thousands out there) or even come up with your own.
I told my friends we should all do impersonations of The Rock. I was met with raised eyebrows.
Once you start making jokes about wrestling you know you've hit Rock Bottom.
Why does John Cena never win at chess?
Because he only knows 5 moves.
What did CM Punk say when Adam Copeland made a pass at him?
I'm straight, Edge.
What did John Cena say to his teacher when she gave him a bad grade on his report card?
You can’t C me!
Why did Kelly Kelly have sex with Chavo after class?
The teacher told her to do an essay for homework.
Why is unemployment so high in the US?
Because Heath Slater does all the jobs.
Why does Vince McMahon walk funny?
Why do you think Triple H has had so many title reigns??
Why did CM Punk get an F in Art Class?
Because he can't draw.
Why does Alberto Del Rio like saunas so much?
It's the only place he can get any heat.
Triple H and Stephanie are out with their kids. Stephanie says "Hunter can you push the baby?" He looks at her and says "No, she's too small and doesn't know how to work".
What did Kevin Nash say when he crashed his ATV?
Arrgh, my quad!
Why does Mick Foley buy supermarket brand cola?
Because he always goes for the cheap pop.
What does Jimmy say to Jey when he's not acting normal?
Uso crazy!
Why did Sheamus break up with his last girlfriend?
Because she told too many lies, too many lies!
What does Brock Lesnar do when he needs to refresh?
He hits the F5.
Why did Rikishi become a Chinese food chef?
He did it for the wok.
Why does Vince want to go to heaven?
Because he has no chance in hell.
How many members of the IWC does it take to change a lightbulb?
A hundred. One to screw it in. The other 99 to complain about how it’s not like the lightbulbs from the Attitude Era.
How many TNA fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Both of them.
I told my friends we should all do impersonations of The Rock. I was met with raised eyebrows.
Once you start making jokes about wrestling you know you've hit Rock Bottom.
Why does John Cena never win at chess?
Because he only knows 5 moves.
What did CM Punk say when Adam Copeland made a pass at him?
I'm straight, Edge.
What did John Cena say to his teacher when she gave him a bad grade on his report card?
You can’t C me!
Why did Kelly Kelly have sex with Chavo after class?
The teacher told her to do an essay for homework.
Why is unemployment so high in the US?
Because Heath Slater does all the jobs.
Why does Vince McMahon walk funny?
Why do you think Triple H has had so many title reigns??
Why did CM Punk get an F in Art Class?
Because he can't draw.
Why does Alberto Del Rio like saunas so much?
It's the only place he can get any heat.
Triple H and Stephanie are out with their kids. Stephanie says "Hunter can you push the baby?" He looks at her and says "No, she's too small and doesn't know how to work".
What did Kevin Nash say when he crashed his ATV?
Arrgh, my quad!
Why does Mick Foley buy supermarket brand cola?
Because he always goes for the cheap pop.
What does Jimmy say to Jey when he's not acting normal?
Uso crazy!
Why did Sheamus break up with his last girlfriend?
Because she told too many lies, too many lies!
What does Brock Lesnar do when he needs to refresh?
He hits the F5.
Why did Rikishi become a Chinese food chef?
He did it for the wok.
Why does Vince want to go to heaven?
Because he has no chance in hell.
How many members of the IWC does it take to change a lightbulb?
A hundred. One to screw it in. The other 99 to complain about how it’s not like the lightbulbs from the Attitude Era.
How many TNA fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Both of them.
