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Post by jayzero42690 on May 13, 2012 20:12:34 GMT -5
thedirty.com/2012/04/conceited-dirtbag-wrestler/Conceited Dirtbag Wrestler
Something had to be said about this asshole womanizer who roams Tampa like he’s hot sh*t just because he’s a wrestler. After fooling me into thinking he was sweet by tipping me heavy, he proceeded to take me on a date, then ask me for half the money when the bill came. Spent the whole date bragging about his wrestling career. His greg was outrageously small and thin for his body type, and he f**ked like a virgin. Uncircumcised. Ew. (which explains why i was pretty surprised to hear he’s been with several coworkers/ friends of mine.) Also, while I was going down he grabbed my hand, and practically forced me to finger his butt (im almost POSITIVE i felt dingleberries, but was scared to even check). p.s. he has an extremely annoying accent. (hes scottish). Do not hook up with this clown. He pretends like he’s strapping it up, then yanks the condom off secretly. Thank god i didnt get pregnant with a little half scottish bastard.  I'm assuming this is a Scottish trait....
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Post by Current Mr. El on May 13, 2012 21:22:05 GMT -5
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Post by Burke on May 14, 2012 11:07:45 GMT -5
Dingleberries though?
And that woman is clearly prejudiced against Scottish people.
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Post by Tarry on May 14, 2012 12:38:57 GMT -5
So, she liked him because he gave her money. Then he acts like a dick on the date, and bores her by talking about himself the whole time. Yet she still has sex with him?
The moment he acted like a dick, you'd get out of there, right? The second chance she had to get out of there was when she saw the size of his manhood. And the next chance was right after that when she noticed he was uncircumcised. Then he made her put her finger up his arse, which would be the perfect time to get out of there, but she stays once again. Finally, she notices that he's not wearing a condom, which is yet another reason to get out of there. And then there's the fact that she hates Scottish people, she could have just ended it as soon as he spoke.
If this is true, then she's just as much an idiot as he is.
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Post by Brandon on May 14, 2012 12:53:06 GMT -5
They're both triflin'.
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Post by jayzero42690 on Aug 23, 2012 4:07:41 GMT -5
Dolph Ziggler’s Ex-Girlfriend Talks About Their Relationship
 
Amy Schumer, who dated Dolph Ziggler in the past, appeared on the Howard Stern show on Sirius XM today and revealed details of her relationship with Ziggler.
Schumer had several positive things to say about him, but also said she broke up with him because their sex was “too athletic” and that he was tossing her around like they were wrestling.
Howard asked where Schumer had met Ziggler. Amy said she had to cancel a show in Phoenix after getting food poisoning. She said that she was in the hospital and he was going to come to the show. She said she didn’t really write back to him because she didn’t know wrestling. She said that he got all of his followers to get her to follow him and they connected that way. She said they were in constant contact and they talked all the time. She said it was really fun and exciting.
Howard asked Amy where they went on their first date. Amy said they hung out in Denver. She said she performed stand-up that night and then they went out to dinner. She said that she doesn’t do that a lot so it was kind of uncomfortable. Amy said that she felt that sexual thing with him and he was so flawless physically. She said that all of his other girlfriends were Playboy models.
Howard asked if Amy started making out at dinner. Amy said she didn’t do that until they got back to the hotel. Amy said he laid low and they agreed they weren’t going to hook up. She said they went back to the hotel to just watch TV. She said the TV was on but she has no idea what was on. She said they were going to just go to sleep. She said they had been talking for months so she wanted to have sex with him.
Schumer said that she broke up with Ziggler over Skype and that he was “a real sweetheart”. Schumer also noted that she still likes Dolph a lot but that it wasn’t meant to be. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Aug 23, 2012 13:44:04 GMT -5
Ziggler is my new favorite wrestler. She sounds like she would be really boring in bed and I'm not sure what she described was a relationship as much as friends that hooked up one time and then she read way too much into it. I picture him being super confused when she went to break up with him.
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