Create your own wrestling rumour!

[Burke]

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This is great. Just fill out the form as you please then let the magic happen.

As Neil Buchanan on Art Attack would say, here's one I made earlier:

Maryse cleared of battery charge

GLAAD reports that Maryse has been cleared of a battery charge following a recent altercation with an adult male outside of a New York restaurant.

According to the police report, Maryse and Nikki Bella were leaving the restaurant when a man, who is described as being inebriated, approached Nikki Bella. The man became furious after Nikki Bella told the drunkard to go away. Maryse intervened and took the man down to the ground.

Maryse held the man down until police arrived, but was arrested on suspicion of battery, a charge that has since been dropped due to lack of evidence.

Maryse told GLAAD they should have been arrested and that they'd have a good case to file a lawsuit.

"I'm a fake fighter,"Maryse added. "My ass isn't a deadly weapon."

[Tarry]

May 3, 2012 14:14:54 GMT -5 Burke said:

As Neil Buchanan on Art Attack would say, here's one I made earlier

I haven't even read your rumour yet, but I'm going to "like" it for this reference alone.

[Tarry]

Triple H holds a meeting with development talent

Triple H reportedly held a meeting with WWE talents on Tuesday before Monday Night RAW, where he stressed that the development talent need to step up their games when it comes to telling stories in the ring. Apparently this is a common theme of Triple H's in meetings. It's said that the development talent on Tuesday weren't very receptive to the speech as they've heard it all before. Undertaker asked the development talent if anyone had questions and nobody did. It was noted that John Cena and sidekick Randy Orton were the only two people not in attendance for the meeting.

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I didn't find it funny until the last line.

[Burke]

BP wants Brandon back

Brandon says BP is knocking on their door but they're staying put. When a fan asked Brandon if they would be showing up at BP's No Fatties Allowed, they replied:

'Nope! I'm Happy Where I Am. No No Fatties Allowed for Me!!! BP Is Knocking On My Door, But I Won't Answer."

Earlier in the week, Brandon told Jayzero:

'Rise above Hate'

Brandon also wished Burke much success in BP, after making comments in the past about Burke using the Weapon of Ass Destruction.

[Mutant Couch]

Morale within WWE

Backstage morale is said to be very bad in WWE these days. Some of the wrestlers who WWE used at the set of tapings before Summer Slam who weren't regulars have been telling friends that they couldn't believe how bad morale is in the company.
The general consensus behind the scenes is that many of the \"top names\" in WWE from the early 2000's era are simply working for to collect paychecks with little regard for the longterm direction or health of the company.
Many of WWE's jobbers are afraid that they are either entering or in the middle of their athletic primes with no sign of their careers going anywhere. Many WWE stars are weighing their options and considering jumping ship when their contracts expire, even those who have been with the company from the beginning.
The majority of WWE's jobbers are completely fed up with Edge, Daniel Bryan and Dink. The resentment towards Edge and Daniel Bryan is that they have all the ectoplasm necessary to bring real change to WWE, but haven't seemed to come up with any good ideas on their own. As for Dink, the jobbers has lost whatever confidence they had.
Most wrestlers on the roster will openly say that WWE should have hired Hornswoggle last year when they had the chance, because they wanted to focus the entire promotion on jobbers.


Horrible business plans.

edit - I like this one better:

UPDATE Hornswoggle trial

Hornswoggle's court case has been continued once again, NRA program administrator Tajiri told the court they needed until needed to finish Hornswoggle's evaluation but sources report that it's been pushed back again. It looks like the case might finally be coming to an end later this month. Hornswoggle was arrested a year ago for posession of several quantities of ectoplasm.

[Burke]

May 3, 2012 15:20:38 GMT -5 Mutant Couch said:

Morale within WWE

Backstage morale is said to be very bad in WWE these days. Some of the wrestlers who WWE used at the set of tapings before Summer Slam who weren't regulars have been telling friends that they couldn't believe how bad morale is in the company.
The general consensus behind the scenes is that many of the \"top names\" in WWE from the early 2000's era are simply working for to collect paychecks with little regard for the longterm direction or health of the company.
Many of WWE's jobbers are afraid that they are either entering or in the middle of their athletic primes with no sign of their careers going anywhere. Many WWE stars are weighing their options and considering jumping ship when their contracts expire, even those who have been with the company from the beginning.
The majority of WWE's jobbers are completely fed up with Edge, Daniel Bryan and Dink. The resentment towards Edge and Daniel Bryan is that they have all the ectoplasm necessary to bring real change to WWE, but haven't seemed to come up with any good ideas on their own. As for Dink, the jobbers has lost whatever confidence they had.
Most wrestlers on the roster will openly say that WWE should have hired Hornswoggle last year when they had the chance, because they wanted to focus the entire promotion on jobbers.


Horrible business plans

I got a similar one.

Morale within BP

Backstage morale is said to be very bad in BP these days. Some of the wrestlers who BP used at the set of tapings before No Fatties Allowed who weren't regulars have been telling friends that they couldn't believe how bad morale is in the company.

The general consensus behind the scenes is that many of the \"top names\" in BP from the early 2000's era are simply working for to collect paychecks with little regard for the longterm direction or health of the company.

Many of BP's Divas are afraid that they are either entering or in the middle of their athletic primes with no sign of their careers going anywhere. Many BP stars are weighing their options and considering jumping ship when their contracts expire, even those who have been with the company from the beginning.

The majority of BP's Divas are completely fed up with Brandon, Tiffany and Tarry. The resentment towards Brandon and Tiffany is that they have all the cocaine necessary to bring real change to BP, but haven't seemed to come up with any good ideas on their own. As for Tarry, the Divas has lost whatever confidence they had.

Most wrestlers on the roster will openly say that BP should have hired Jayzero last year when they had the chance, because they wanted to focus the entire promotion on Divas.

[Tarry]

May 3, 2012 15:25:53 GMT -5 Burke said:

As for Tarry, the Divas has lost whatever confidence they had.

I don't appreciate the dirtsheets reporting on my personal life. I really try my best, but there's so many to get through.

It's a little hard to bring my A-Game by the time I get to the likes of Kaitlyn, Winter, and Madison Rayne.

[Burke]

Jayzero on adapting to the BP style of wrestling

Jayzero: I can say that I'm a better wrestler now that I'm in BP because the way we work in BP is totally different than what you see anywhere else. Here, we work with heart, and there's a reason for everything we do in the ring. Whether it's a Weapon of Ass Destruction or a punch to the groin, there's a reason for everything. Before I would do moves because I just felt like it, but there's no marjuana or anything. That's why I think I'm a better wrestler now.

Marketing ideas for Burke vs Tarry

In the new PETA issue featuring a piece on a day in the life of Tiffany, the BP executive says they are looking to the Twilight movie series to market Burke vs. Tarry at No Fatties Allowed. 'Think Team Edward vs. Team Jacob,' they said.

Update on Burke following groin related injury

Burke announced this evening on Facebook account that they had suffered a groin related injury and missed their scheduled matches in Los Angeles as a result. Despite loss of muscle function, they worked a match at tonight's No Fatties Allowed taping, wearing a bikini while competing.