The BP Create-a-DVD Thread

[Tarry]

I stole this from somewhere else, because I thought it sounded fun.

Put yourself in the mindset that you have been given the chance to come up with the next WWE DVD, though there are no restrictions on which promotions, wrestlers, or time periods you may feature.

Rules.
1) Try to provide links to your choices.
2) You MUST name your "DVD". (The name doesn't have to be anything spectacular, "The Lance Storm Collection" would be fine).
3) Try to use YouTube, but other sites are allowed if necessary.
4) Be as creative as you can - colours and pictures in your posts would be nice.
5) Your "DVD" doesn't necessarily have to be limited to a specific wrestler (you could do "The Greatest Heel Turns Set" for instance).

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I hate to do a Tiarnán but my mind has gone blank as soon as I tried to do one. I'll be back with one soon.

[Tiarnán]

Los Angeles Sunset:

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The Melina Pérez Story[/b][/color][/size]



Beautiful. Hideous.
Unique. Untalented.
Caring. Promiscuous.
Soft-spoken. Egotistical.
A legend. A cancer.

All words used to describe Melina Nava Pérez over the course of her wrestling career, a career which saw her accomplish more than most of her male counterparts have in double the time period. As controversial as she is decorated, the Los Angeles native nevertheless saw her tenure in sports entertainment blighted with vicious rumour and scandal.

This three disc tribute covers the decade Melina spent in the business, with not a single element of the Red Carpet Diva's reign left untouched. From her humble beginnings to what can only be described as the Winter of her WWE run, watch the matches and moments that transformed this little girl from California into the most popular and decorated Latin American female in professional wrestling history. Listen to what friends, family and Melina herself have to say about the malicious drama and gossip that at one point threatened to engulf everything she had ever accomplished. Experience the emotion and passion that Melina herself emits from every offarice.

This set of DVDs marks Melina's final sunset, and is a must-have for any wrestling fan. Indeed, it is a must-have for any person, male or female, who has ever experienced pain.


Disc One
A Two Hour Long Documentary based around interviews with long-time partner John Hennigan (John Morrison), best friend Jillian Fletcher (Jillian Hall), members of the Pérez family, rival-turned-ally Mickie James, good friends Joey Matthews (Joey Mercury), Shelly Martinez, Mick Foley and various others, as well as Melina herself.

1. Comienzo
2. The Bug
3. Truly Tough Enough
4. Trendsetters
5. Diva
6. Order in Court
7. Passing the Torch
8. Dream Come True
9. Love Hurts
10. A New Leaf
11. Whore
12. The Fading Light
13. Unexpected Friends
14. Hard to Say Goodbye
15. Primal Scream


Disc Two

1. Tough Enough


2. OVW Debut


3. MNM vs. Maven & Matt Cappotelli


4. MNM make their SmackDown Debut


5. MNM vs. Eddie Guerrero & Rey Mysterio


6. MNM vs. Charlie Haas & Hardcore Holly


7. Melina insults Heidenreich & the Divas


8. Melina vs. Michelle McCool


9. Melina vs. Torrie Wilson


10. MNM vs. LOD vs. Mexicools vs. Regal & Burchill


11. Melina vs. Christy Hemme


12. Eddie Guerrero Memorial Battle Royal


13. MNM kidnaps Trish Stratus


14. Melina vs. Trish Stratus


15. Melina seduces Batista


16. Melina's Press Conference

17. MNM vs. Paul London & Brian Kendrick, MNM Splits


18. Melina vs. Jillian Hall


19. Theodore Long fires Nitro & Melina


20. Johnny Nitro vs. John Cena


21. Johnny Nitro vs. Carlito vs. Shelton Benjamin


21. Melina vs. Trish Stratus


22. Nitro & Melina vs. Carlito & Trish


23. Mick Foley vs. Ric Flair (I Quit)


24. Melina Fires Mick Foley

25. Melina vs. Mickie James


26. Melina vs. Mickie James - Melina wins the Women's Championship


27. Melina vs. Mickie James (Falls Count Anywhere)


28. Melina vs. Ashley


29. Melina vs. Mickie James


30. Melina vs. Candice Michelle


31. Melina vs. Candice Michelle


32. The Hornswoggle Saga


33. Melina vs. Mickie James vs. Beth Phoenix


34. Melina & Beth Phoenix vs. Maria & Ashley



Disc Two

35. Beth Phoenix Attacks Melina


36. Melina vs. Mickie James vs. Beth Phoenix


37. Melina vs. Beth Phoenix (I Quit)


38. Melina & Mickie James vs. Beth Phoenix & Katie Lea


39. Melina & Mickie James vs. Victoria & Natalya


40. Melina, Mickie James & Candice Michelle vs. Beth Phoenix, Jillian Hall & Katie Lea


41. Melina & Mickie James vs. Jillian Hall & Layla


42. Battle Royal for Number One Contendership


43. Melina vs. Beth Phoenix


44. Melina vs. Maryse


45. Melina vs. Beth Phoenix


46. Melina & Gail Kim vs. Michelle McCool & Alicia Fox


47. Melina vs. Michelle McCool


48. Melina vs. Michelle McCool


49. Melina vs. Jillian Hall


50. Melina, Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly vs. Michelle McCool, Beth Phoenix & Natalya


51. Team Mickie/Melina vs. Team Michelle


52. Melina Returns


53. Melina vs. Alicia Fox


54. Melina vs. Michelle McCool


55. Melina vs. Alicia Fox


56. Melina & Gail Kim vs. Maryse & Alicia Fox

57. Melina vs. Eve vs. Alicia Fox - Melina turns


58. Melina vs. Natalya


59. Melina & Tyson Kidd vs. Gail Kim & Daniel Bryan


60. Melina vs. Beth Phoenix


61. Melina vs. Gail Kim


62. Melina vs. Gail Kim

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[Tiarnán]

My fingers...

[Burke]

Botched: Eve Torres’ Greatest Hits & Misses



Disc 1: The Hits - Runtime 1.5 mins approx.
Chapter 1: I thought she took my head off

Disc 2: The Misses - Runtime 185 mins approx.
Chapter 1: The kick felt round the world (or not)
Chapter 2: If at first you don’t succeed…
Chapter 3: Even I had no idea what the fuck I was trying to do
Chapter 4: Have you ever had a seizure on live TV?
Chapter 5: Singing isn’t really my thing either
Chapter 6: ”Introducing the mystery opponent…Eve Torres.”
Chapter 7: And you think my CURRENT theme sucks?

*Blu-Ray Bonus Feature: Booty Popping with Eve

SPOILER: Click to show

Someone, somewhere, would buy this.