Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time

[Burke]

Jennifer Aniston beat every single famous lady (past and present) out there in a recent MensHealth.com poll, which anointed her the Hottest Woman of All Time.

At the very top of the list of 100 ladies, the 42-year-old Horrible Bosses star bested Raquel Welch (#2), Marilyn Monroe (#3), Britney Spears (#4) and Madonna (#5). Angelina Jolie -- love to Aniston's ex-husband Brad Pitt -- landed at number 10.

"Funny is sexy, and Jennifer Aniston is funny," explains the site of Aniston's coup. "Her down-to-earth persona makes her seem attainable. . . And her all-too-human love life off screen inspires sympathy that not even a string of bland romantic comedies can diminish. Other sex symbols drift toward one-dimensionality, becoming flat icons in the process, but throughout her career Aniston has remained sexy, funny, and unmistakably real."

Aniston spoke with the site about the sexy honor -- and names her own "hottest woman" pick.

"It's a tie between Brigitte Bardot and Gloria Steinem," Aniston says of the French screen siren and the feminist hero. "But if I had to choose one, I'd say Gloria because, well, she's the full package. That's sexy."

The full list is as following:

1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Raquel Welch
3. Marilyn Monroe
4. Britney Spears
5. Madonna
6. Ursula Andress
7. Bettie Page
8. Pamela Anderson
9. Jane Fonda
10. Angelina Jolie
11. Sharon Stone
12. Scarlett Johansson
13. Catherine Deneuve
14. Megan Fox
15. Jenny McCarthy
16. Christie Brinkley
17. Anna Nicole Smith
18. Shakira
19. Heather Locklear
20. Heidi Klum
21. Monica Bellucci
22. Salma Hayek
23. Carmen Electra
24. Cameron Diaz
25. Gisele Bundchen
26. Kim Kardashian
27. Natalie Portman
28. Ann-Margret
29. Anna Kournikova
30. Jayne Mansfield
31. Farrah Fawcett
32. Penelope Cruz
33. Beyonce
34. Claudia Cardinale
35. Halle Berry
36. Betty Grable
37. Claudia Schiffer
38. Teri Hatcher
39. Cindy Crawford
40. Mariah Carey
41. Miranda Kerr
42. Brooke Shields
43. Erin Andrews
44. Aishwarya Rai
45. Michelle Pfeiffer
46. Paris Hilton
47. Sophie Loren
48. Kathy Ireland
49. Jenna Jameson
50. Brooklyn Decker
51. Kim Basinger
52. Carrie Fisher
53. Lauren Bacall
54. Jessica Alba
55. Mae West
56. Bo Derek
57. Pam Grier
58. Rita Hayworth
59. Diane Lane
60. Jennifer Lopez
61. Denise Richards
62. Veronica Lake
63. Tyra Banks
64. Kylie Minogue
65. Nicole Scherzinger
66. Alicia Silverstone
67. Jean Harlow
68. Tawny Kitaen
69. Elizabeth Taylor
70. Natassja Kinski
71. Cherly Tiegs
72. Suzanne Somers
73. Jane Russell
74. Demi Moore
75. Brigitte Bardot
76. Anita Ekberg
77. Kelly LeBrock
78. Jane Seymour
79. Kim Novak
80. Elle MacPherson
81. Clara Bow
82. Audrey Hepburn
83. Lili St. Cyr
84. Loni Anderson
85. Sasha Grey
86. Grace Kelly
87. Christina Hendricks
88. Dorothy Dandridge
89. Phoebe Cates
90. Barbara Eden
91. Susan George
92. Dolly Parton
93. Linda Ronstadt
94. Kathleen Turner
95. Julia Roberts
96. Mila Kunis
97. Cybill Shepherd
98. June Wilkinson
99. Tina Turner
100. Catherine Bach

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There is so much wrong with this list I don't even know where to begin.

[jayzero42690]

The people on the list are pretty accurate tbh. It's just out of order, as all lists are, because everyone has different taste.

[Burke]

Adriana Lima, one of the hottest women to ever live, is not on the list. Paris Hilton, meanwhile, is.

And no Sarah Michelle Gellar makes me sad.

[Mutant Couch]

In what world are Anna Nicole Smith and Pamela Anderson ranked significantly higher than Grace Kelly? Also, not only did Sophia Loren barely make the top 50, but they couldn't be bothered to spell her name right.

[Angelwings]

Just to give my thoughts on this -

I don't highly mind Aniston but I can't really see her as the hottest celeb women ever. Or even right on the cusp of being so. Jane Fonda and particulary Madonna are not Top 10 material either imo. Actually, I likely wouldn't even have Madonna on my list. That is me though.

Giving credit, they did a better than would be expected job of catching some cult or era stamped beauties like Bettie Page, Dorothy Dandridge, or Lili St. Cyr. Nice high respect for Ursula Andress as well.

But

Lee Meriwether (A Miss America back when it used to mean something.)


Lynda Carter (How could they overlook Ms.Wonder Woman?)


Cheryl Ladd


Kate Beckinsale (Given how modern she is, I'm surprised she missed)


Gene Tierney


and Jaclyn Smith


are/were overlooked or at least have strong cases to belong. Certainly imo ahead of the Linda Ronstadts, Paris Hiltons, and Kathleen Turners of the list.

I could see an argument against some along the lines of "She's more beautiful than "hot." But Aniston being at #1 kind of undoes that. She's closer to "Earthy chick" than "Exceptionally striking."

There are also the more cult geared or specific era types ala

Edy Williams


Hudson Leick


Julie Newmar


and Phyllis Davis


that one could make a case for. Again, moreso than Carrie Fischer, for instance. I liked Leia, but for sheer looks, seems a bit much by comparison.

If you are going to include Elle MacPherson, fellow supermodel Marisa Miller



should be there.

It's personal choice, but I think Thomas, not Locklear, was the hotter of the 80's Heathers.

Though I give Locklear credit for being relevant longer.

I won't get individually into wrestling chicks, reporters, Batman Moles and other forgotten bit actresses, or pure sports or fetish models though there are quite a few in those areas that would merit inclusion or at least consideration too.