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Post by Burke on Oct 8, 2011 17:28:59 GMT -5
List them!
1. My old favourite: if the show cuts to a commercial break mid-match, the heel must always have the babyface in a resthold upon return from said break.
2. If you’re a female and not very attractive, people will automatically assume that you’re a good wrestler even if they know nothing else about you.
3. If you’re a heel, do not challenge John Cena to an I Quit match. You can’t win.
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Post by Tiffany on Oct 8, 2011 17:58:41 GMT -5
4. Warning: ropes create an impenetrable forcefield around the ring. Please retreat backstage upon getting ambushed and expelled from the ring. Do not attack your adversary. Wait a week to retaliate.  5. Have a private backstage conversation on the titantron. It's okay. No one can hear you.  |
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Post by Burke on Oct 8, 2011 18:09:27 GMT -5
6. Referee’s bones are incredibly brittle. The slightest of contact and they will dramatically drop to the canvas in a comatose like state. They will, however, miraculously recover just in time to count the pinfall once the heel has gotten the better of the babyface through some nefarious means.
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Post by Angelwings on Oct 9, 2011 3:34:46 GMT -5
2. If you’re a female and not very attractive, people will automatically assume that you’re a good wrestler even if they know nothing else about you. Repped because it's so true. I have seen it time and time again on the net. |
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Post by Burke on Oct 9, 2011 12:33:39 GMT -5
7. You can’t see John Cena.
8. If you’re wrestling a match in your hometown, you’re probably going to lose.
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Post by Burke on Oct 16, 2011 14:57:51 GMT -5
9. If the GM/commissioner/etc punishes you by putting you in a match with a mystery opponent, your opponent will end up being either Kane or Big Show.
10. Never agree to drink beer with Steve Austin unless you’re cool with taking a Stunner immediately afterwards.
11. If The Rock asks you what your name is, don’t even try and answer the question.
12. If there is an in-ring contract signing for an upcoming match and a table is set up, someone is going through the table.
13. If you’re a Japanese/Mexican/European/etc heel people will chant USA at you even when you are wrestling someone who isn’t American.
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Post by Tarry on Oct 16, 2011 15:41:02 GMT -5
14. If you wear a mask, people are going to attack you and take it from you to humiliate you. Don't worry though, they'll always leave you laid face down or on your side away from the camera so no one will see your face.
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